10 things you should not do if the police stop you

[beyfreak123]

Ich glaub des lied bei 10 heißt Take 5

[TheSpeedula]

I don't speak German but its funny

[mondays89]

It is very annoying when the title is in English but the video is in another language...

[Ichignorireuch]

@mondays89 that are willing to make English subtitles

[likesonme]

i have no idea what hes talking about but he looks funny

[Hotbusterer]

@likesonme The top comment is the translation :/

[roumaiicp]

imma try number 4 :D

[123MrNull]

10 mach ich auch mal

[delta3561]

my dad once did something similar to #4, he got arrested for a week due to knowing the law better than the police & the judge.......

[iJotajota91]

What's the music he whistles in the end?



[silviumotiu]

@iJotajota91 Its Dave Brubeck - Take Five

[shotokan66]

@iJotajota91 its a jazz standart and called "take five"

[Silver89t]

haha the last ones is brill

[temprano69]

Good that I can understand my german from years ago wasn't wasted

[RedNeck7273]

I always say " what seems to be the officer problem"

[argiman1]

bravo ;-))



[marymaymdll]

i feel like i'm listening to the sims.

[florinelooo]

3...

[sKyLif3]

*sexy officer pulls you over*

Me: how much?

Officer: 100$

Me: hop in!

[firoxx123]

@sKyLif3 9gag

[Leckeeer]

lol, you english is no good if i read title.

xD

[Leckeeer]

@Sidgon007

yeah, that was the joke :)

[CMOODO]

If you start doing 10 they can tell you are drunk either way!

[MrKorytnacka]

Take Five in the end :)

[blijzijn]

8. Yes! Hit me! Punish me! I was so evil!

9. "Mate, I can assure you that the man is not drunk!" I told you!

10. Please blow into this device.

[blijzijn]

1. I choose the comfort level of the car wash program. With sub-soil conservation soft paint. Please wash rims on intensive level.

4. Wait! Do you mean Section 15, paragraph 2 c to d of the Road Traffic Act? Or Section 21, paragraph 7 b to e: In the interpretation of the Higher Regional Court of Karlsruhe, 29.06.2004 Decided?

6. No, no! Everything is fine! My colleague is just a bit ... sick.

7. Take your hands up and give up!

[PlatinumPoultry]

they should call theses videos "Why we love Germans"

[Ja1Ka11]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER NUMBER 10 I DID IT AND I GOT ARRESTED

[SnackazLT]

4- Bybis Y :DDDD

[MegaJones123]

#9 and 10 hahaha that's hilarious =D

[TheInvaderphantom]

He would know you're drunk if you pulled a 10!

[ManMartin]

1:06 the best

[snimr]

I would do 9 & 10!!!!!!

[JokerFey]

i'm gonna do no.10

[QueenToKingOfSpades]

The last one with Take Five is hilarious! xD

[Tamizushi]

what's the name of the song at the and?

[QueenToKingOfSpades]

@Tamizushi Take Five by the Dave Brubeck Quartet :)

[Tamizushi]

@QueenToKingOfSpades This is awesome thank you so much. My mom used to listen to this song but I never asked her the title. You have no idea how happy I am right now.

[QueenToKingOfSpades]

@Tamizushi Well, you're quite welcome :)

[TheChannelJackson]

9 and 10. Hilarious

[JustuliukexD]

The third one is the bes :DDDD

[Silv3rsign]

Translation is on page 2!

[clockwork111orange]

10 :DDD

[bullet3518]

bst 3 7 and 10

[amanda92239]

gosh this is no advice but it is lol funny=lol

[sasabbss]

/watch?v=spwzXxdG3TQ watch this :D

[ha0hahaha0ha]

Michael Kessler is similar to your Tom Cruise

[ha0hahaha0ha]

The actor is called Michael Kessler and the series is called Kessler's Knigge

[MrHmbpetersen]

that actor is so funny I wish it had subtitles.

[Khazar01]

Number 5 and the last one rocked :)

[ruggeronovantanove]

Subittles pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaase.

[ToyBota22]

its important that its BMW

[GuzzMode]

hahahahahaha



[Silv3rsign]

TRANSLATION

1. Comfort wash with undersurface conservation, Softex-varnish + rim intensive care please

4. Wait a sec, did you mean paragraph..road traffic regulations or paragraph.. interpretation of the higher regional court in Karlsruhe from 21/06.

6. Nah don't worry, it's fine. My colleague just felt a bit sick today

7. Get your hands up and give up!

8. Yes beat me, punish me, I've been such a bad boy

9. Pup: Hey colleague is assure you, this man has not been drinking. Guy: See, I told you..

[treiler123]

please somebody fluent translate . Thanks !

[Kuroboshii]

@treiler123 The first one, he was ordering like it was a drive thru, the fourth he was quoting a driving law for the officer,

#6 - "no, everything is fine my friend is just....sick"

7 i'm not sure, 8, he said "punish me, punish me real good, strike me down"

9- "I swear, this man down hear has had NOTHING to drink."

[aqmar101]

im gonna test the last one sometimes :D

[miikajakrisu]

I'm gonna use third one but no needles and a fourth one :D

[SuperTeeths]

I will do the nuber 10

[dxconst]

What he says at #1? plz...

[scheisseaberauchgut]

@dxconst he says like "washing and polishing please".

[dxconst]

@scheisseaberauchgut lol, i should guess it

[Westcoast802]

@dxconst #1:"I would like to have the comfort car wash with underbody conservation, Soft-Tex Paint-maintenance and intensive wheel cleaning please"

[MrPurpleElephantMan]

hahah im soo high

[velvetsnape]

Haha! Ja, keiner von denen sehr gute Ideen. X D

[vipegames]

@Gotrax813: he's ordering a (very specific) coat of paint :D

[cognitivedissonancer]

thumbs up if you recognized the tune from No10

[mujiongyhrd]

Hes speaking germen

[CrzayMazy]

#3 LMAO

[MrOrdo]

im gonna test the last one sometime :D

[bratoriii123]

@MrOrdo someone did :) youtube.com/watch?v=KzvRkO9_R2­w

[Gotrax813]

haha i wish i could understand your videos. very funny regardless hahaha

[MrParamedics]

@Gotrax813 We all do...if someone could translate the first one, that'd be awesome!

[xXTheBeautiXx]

@Gotrax813 if you like those you can watch them with lyrics on the original site: Kesslers Knigge

[greywrath]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!