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    Shinoda908 2 days ago

  • and then they decided to make 30 minutes or less

    j0eco0l1 1 week ago

  • @GODismyPENIS

    You trollin bro? If not, would you allow me to tell you that you should be in a mental hospital.

    msdancelover7771 2 weeks ago

  • That made NO SENSE. I mean just from a logical stand-point. Aziz is awesome  though.

    BelleAndTheBoy 4 weeks ago

  • and that was the entire premise for 30 Minutes Or Less

    CaptJustinSparrow 1 month ago 4

  • I would hit that!

    snadar1 1 month ago

  • Wow, that's such a smooth line!!?! I'm going to watch that movie with a girl and try that!

    ZilzeProductions 1 month ago 7

  • the moral of this situation.. ALWAYS BELIEVE AZIZ ANSARI!

    69hwarang 2 months ago 48

  • Aziz is so cute!

    MissMarthaBurns 2 months ago 61

  • Niceeee

    007bogossemre007 2 months ago

  • @GODismyPENIS .... What?

    hungryguru011 2 months ago

  • lol was he retrieving lidded fountain drinks from his kitchen?

    Cdubzhappy 2 months ago

  • he looks like a white guy who got spray painted brown lol

    redefiningsk8ing 2 months ago 11

  • Hahahahahahaha I did NOT expect that XD

    LanteanKnight 2 months ago

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH wow . that was pretty good

    usergroupX 2 months ago

  • I wonder if that white hoe would allow Aziz's curry hot sauce dick to amalgamate with her mashed potato pussy and then allow Aziz to transfer his spicy hot sauce inside her receptacles? And if so, would she allow Aziz to staple her curtains together preventing any spillage onto the hardwood floor which she would then mop with her salavating tongue?

    GODismyPENIS 2 months ago

  • @GODismyPENIS I think so, yeah

    ANeonTiger 2 months ago

  • @GODismyPENIS your fucked up....

    kidkhalifa96 2 months ago

  • @GODismyPENIS AHAHAHAHHAH you're crazy!

    Shinoda908 3 weeks ago

  • that is funny

    kokujin 3 months ago

  • Haha and I thought I loved Kristen before haha.

    iliah1 3 months ago

  • I hope your dick explodes, Aziz!

    X0verXDriveX 3 months ago

  • lol at the end..

    nomonotonous 3 months ago

  • why are they eating movie theatre popcorn and drinking from theatre cups at home?

    klairemay87 3 months ago

  • I hope your dick explodes, Aziz. Lol!!!!!!

    I am actually normal.

    deathguy167 3 months ago

  • Kristen Bell would GET IT from me.

    Wrathmont313 4 months ago

  • lol that was a huge bag!

    rex232 4 months ago 2

  • lame.

    PentagramSchematic 4 months ago

  • I understand the system of white supremacy and what white people are doing with Aziz Ansari and Donald Glover.

    blackberryjuice1 5 months ago 6

  • @blackberryjuice1 lolwut

    ezekielvictor 5 months ago

  • @blackberryjuice1 Care to elaborate? lol

    Arbaz1704 4 months ago

  • @blackberryjuice1 what

    boyeatworld 3 months ago

  • @blackberryjuice1 I'm dying to know what we're doing with them. Please tell me!

    penguinworm 3 months ago

  • ey jamang een koelie die popie is

    TheThespeculator 6 months ago

  • OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... not that funny actually

    Twiggle33333 6 months ago

  • 30 minutes or less 2?

    epicfailfailure 6 months ago 5

  • that was hilarious!

    MrFTW733 6 months ago

  • they actually do make a cute couple

    admiralflynn895 6 months ago 120

  • @admiralflynn895 agreed

    ihaspudding 6 months ago

  • @admiralflynn895 Yeah their kids would be so cute(sarcasm) your idea for a cute couple haunts my dreams lol

    MallThat 3 weeks ago

  • @EUROPEANSUBERALLES cool bro

    TheMehFilms 6 months ago

  • @EUROPEANSUBERALLES k?

    TheMehFilms 6 months ago

  • "I hope your dick explodes!"

    "...So you'll help me, then?"

    thefarheensauce 6 months ago 5

  • 10 people didn't get their IED disarmed

    TheMehFilms 6 months ago

  • She looks average. 

    lesrambles1 7 months ago

  • Veronica Mars!!

    fresh3456 7 months ago 4

  • I HOPE YOU DICK EXPLODES, AZIZ.

    ItsCheyenneBrown 9 months ago 6

  • @novinte @KronicAbuser hey thanks for calling me a tool and hater. Guess people don't have the freedom to talk anymore. I was just stating an opinion that he, in this skit isn't that funny. I like Aziz a lot, I watches Parks and Recreation just to see him

    hangingfragrant 10 months ago

  • @hangingfragrant you aren't alone man, i didn't really find this that funny either. i love him on parks and recreation though, and his stand up is fucking amazing

    DontEatTheFish73 9 months ago

  • Kristen Bell is so pretty.

    chillybluesky 10 months ago 5

  • That skit wasn't funny but the dude is hilarious.

    RimJome 10 months ago 8

  • How big is her bag...

    MrThirst69 10 months ago 6

  • he just got a handjob by a guy with brown hands.

    angstyDarko 10 months ago

  • i luv aziz

    wolfmajickid 11 months ago

  • raaaaaaaaaaaandy

    raaaaaaaaaaaaandy

    raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaandyyyyyyyy

    theindianguy94 11 months ago 2

  • lol

    wonderdaylove 1 year ago

  • bwahahahaha!!!!

    pinoym4n 1 year ago

  • seriously not that funny guys. i love aziz but he's just not that funny

    hangingfragrant 1 year ago

  • @hangingfragrant then you don't love him, hater.

    Novinte 1 year ago

  • @hangingfragrant To you, your just a tool that needs a laughing que or Like a vulgar joke. This shit is awesome.

    KronicAbuser 10 months ago

  • @tornoofo17 PUSSSSSAY

    DOUPZOR 1 year ago

  • @nourali2 No you wouldn't.

    nikefootballer09 1 year ago 2

  • @nourali2 I think the real question is, would she FUCK YOU !

    firefly390 2 months ago

  • @firefly390 I think so, yeah

    Mowgesh 2 months ago

  • @Mowgesh Keep dreaming !

    firefly390 2 months ago

  • I hope your dick explodes xD

    ClericXoxo 1 year ago

  • Aziz is the fucking man

    shanegame87 1 year ago

  • lmaoooo hesssssssss soo funny

    sammirj1 1 year ago

  • lmao!!! WTF?

    emcl312 1 year ago

  • i love his comedy but poor aziz doesn't even know what is 4D.

    koktelici 1 year ago 6

  • lol

    yasin 1 year ago

  • he is so funny

    nickayy77 1 year ago

  • Funny skit; very funny man.  As for Kristen Bell, Prince said it in one of his songs:"she's filthy cute, and she knows it"(that's why we love her)!

    AdDonald9 1 year ago 4

  • who else started cracking up at the end ?

    ChiPinoy23 1 year ago

  • God is Kristen Bell hottttttt

    dudecool20 1 year ago 4

  • wut?

    edalad13 1 year ago

  • The very end: "Whoo, thank you!" lol

    soapman222 1 year ago

  • I bought that exact popcorn bucket at Bed bath and beyond. lol 

    ChicagoSweetie07 1 year ago

  • Lmao!

    Madonnigie2 1 year ago

  • LOL!!!!!!!! 

    onetufferpit1 1 year ago

  • lol i gotta try this out

    AerialDeathFireStyle 1 year ago

  • lol my ding dong i hope ur dick explodes!

    Msterio121 1 year ago

  • I hope your dick explodes! LOL

    misskate822 1 year ago 4

  • LMFASO

    No7oriouSx 1 year ago

  • he wasn't lying..

    nofrenz 1 year ago

  • he was telling the truth lmao

    CNdrxy68 1 year ago

  • hhaaa aziz is hilarious

    max19088 1 year ago

  • lmfao!!!!!!!

    twilightrocks55 1 year ago

  • hilarios lol

    iluvbyz 1 year ago

  • wow he was dead ass serious LOL

    bigworm5153 1 year ago

  • LOL

    justinlover406 1 year ago

  • lol he wasnt joking

    pimpmaster251307 1 year ago 374

  • @pimpmaster251307 lol way to point out the obvious you fucking fagget

    fieryyanks95 6 months ago

  • lmfaooooooooooooooooo hes soo awesomeeeeeee

    missaquafina786 1 year ago

  • hes awesome his roots go back from india right?

    ThePunjabdholi123456 1 year ago

  • @ThePunjabdholi123456 yup, he says it himself, his parents are from India and he was born in south carolina, where there is about to be the 1st lady and 1st Indian Punjabi princess to become Governor!

    DaRealDeal2008 1 year ago

  • "Where my bing bong is." That is so FUNNY!!! I freakin' love this guy's work!

    Violenteers 1 year ago 259

  • W!N

    changez07 1 year ago

  • lmfaooooooo.

    ariienneoxo 1 year ago

  • Thats Fucking Classic!! haha

    smaldo11 1 year ago

  • LMAO this Aziz guy is funny as hell.

    InfernoXRonin 1 year ago

  • Where my bing bong is.....

    Lolooolllollololollol

    Alpha559 1 year ago

  • LMAOOOOOOOO

    salman9243 1 year ago

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

    cynematek 1 year ago

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