James Bond 007 - Sheriff J.W Pepper, Clifton James

[robrhoadesII]

What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!

Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?

[R2Parmly]

Best Dixie stereotype ever. Boss Hogg looks subtle next to this guy.

[Marshalsify]

It's about time MGM and Danjaq to make a James Bond spinoff TV show starring Clifton James as the bumbling Sheriff J.W. Pepper from the previous first two Roger Moore/007 films 'Live and Let Die' (1973) and 'The Man With The Golden Gun' (1974) if the scripts were good and make sense more.

[TraustiGeir]

"...and tha' means you, smartass." XD

One of the most memorable characters from the world of 007.

[SammEater]

Although I always though this scenes didn't "fitted" in a Bond movie I always loved anyway, is just too damn awesome, and I agree with the other guys on this comment section, the Sheriff J.W. Pepper needed a spin-off show, that would be cool. :P

[ruantengyi]

Does any one know what kind of car is Sheriff' Pepper's patrol car?

[rowdy8888]

@ruantengyi I would venture to say an Impala

[pinz2022]

@rowdy8888

Sheriff J.W. claimed to recognize the man driving the boat as his brother-in-law "Billy-bob". Although the man chasing 007 clearly was not. Was ol' J.W. married to a black woman?

[skrewster]

@pinz2022

The boats' stolen.

[jimbobhk2009]

it's unbelievable, he's 90! now and got 6 kids

[timpriddy73]

BUFORD T JUSTICE GOT SOME TIP FROM THIS MOVIE

[vanzonhl]

Make boating a fun sport. 3mph please.. lol

[TequilaAssassin4eva]

Sheriff J dubya PEPPAH!!

[Tokopol]

"Need any help, JW?"

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll­ll NO"

[MrGrevy]

I'm not sure why Sheriff Pepper didn't disarm that criminal and handcuff him before holstering his weapon.

[MrGrevy]

Will sheriff Pepper be making an appearance in the upcoming Bond film with Daniel Craig?

[CSILCPD]

what kind of siren is used on the patrol cars`?

[brownblair98]

You gotta wonder what was goin' through the trooper's minds when they saw ol' "Billy Bob" go by.

[0zcarT]

reminds me of Sheriff Bufford T. Justice froooom Texas :)

[caesarcerf]

you fucking nitwits - ben hur merely DROVE fast in the chariot races! you mother fucker's pansy nanny state(ers) think there's some anti-semetic or anti-black bias. MORONS! it's an analogy you blow-faggots. Ben Hur really wheeled a chariot F-A-S-T (fast like your premature ejaculation, respondents) as the villains are driving fast (as unto Hur!)

[MattPicton96]

J.W Pepper is one of the best characters in the entire James Bond series. He's a great actor and brings a lot of humour into Live and Let Die and The Man With The Golden Gun. lol

[BraamKees]

"If one side of the family won't get him, the other side will! Let's go!" That part was just hilarious, haha!

[PUNISHERWarzone87]

He plays the same character in Superman II. Except without that thick Louisana accent.

[Bullitt218]

"Now you listen to me trooper boy, we gotta swamp full o black russian driving boats to beat the dang dong here!!!"

[WlatPziupp]

A regular Ben Hur?

Was the black guy Jewish? Was he a slave owner? Was he a gladiator? Was he a slave himself? Was he arabic? Was he married? Was he wearing sandals?

How the fuck does Ben Hur apply!?

[kermitthefragger]

@WlatPziupp I think he was referring to the movie scene with Ben Hur in the chariot race....

[WlatPziupp]

@kermitthefragger How could I forget that iconic scene...

Well it IS a damn long movie.

I feel stupid now

[YaesuFT736R]

A regular Ben Hur!!!!!!!

[TeamBo0ya]

this character is so amazingly racist. can you imagine this coming out now? i live in louisiana and i've never met anyone who sounds like this dude.

[AaronMJepson]

"You picked the wrong parish to haul ass though, boy."

CLASSIC! XD

[The505Guys]

Since when did James Bond turn into the Dukes of Hazzard?

[Suriel1981]

And that means you, smartass!

[Slacktoo]

5:22

[Miloich]

Make Boating a fun Sport, 3 mph please LOL

[blatantlyable]

one word...Cracked

[fortheloveoftunes]

Back when "007" was cool

[bijibadness]

@fortheloveoftunes yeah, the most annoying character ever put on film is DEFINITELY cool.

[44Centurion]

Nobody in the South talks like that

[therealpullandpeel]

SECRET AGENT! ON WHOOSE SIDE

[DarkRubberDucky]

Thumbs up if you were sent by Cracked.com! =D

[msk7046]

"Dats my cousin Billy-Bob!" (as some back dude comes barreling by!!)

[Ypipable]

I think he met Mrs. Bell after the divorce and they flew away to the far east for a honeymoon.

[TheLegorock]

You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through BOY! NOBODY cuts and runs on Sheriff JW PEPPER! And it's him who's speakin' by the by.

(boat crashes ito car)

That looks like a boat stuck in the Sheriffs car there Eddie

Boy where you been all your life That theres one of them new car boats LOL >) LMFAO

[TheAb1d]

that there is one of those new car boats..lol

[Breendonkfilms]

they should've included this hilarious character in Moore's third 007 movie !

Still laughing TEARS ... no matter how many times I have seen this....

"what" are you ? Some kinda doomsday machine, boy?" :))))))))))))))))))

[R33Racer]

It's the 70's and hes a Southern Police Sheriff. Not once did he use the 'N' word.

[GrumpyFarmerBill]

Without a doubt, the WORST comic relief in any movie ever!

Worse than Jar jar Binks, Worse than Chris Tucker (fifth element), worse than... Ok, not as bad as Pauly SHore but still... GOD!!!

If anyone has a copy of Live and let die and Man with the golden gun with his face eddited out, and his voice replaced by white noise, I'd happily pay good money for it

[bossultamate]

@GrumpyFarmerBill There is no way in hell that Sheriff J.W. Pepper is anywhere close to as awful as Jar Jar Binks.

[MrDAVIDEO84]

" Make Boating A Fun Sport ! 3 m.p.h. Please ! " . That Is Too Funny !

[MrDAVIDEO84]

I Love Sheriff J.W. Pepper !

[MrDAVIDEO84]

" Toby ! Toby ! I Got Me A Regular Ben Hur Here ! Doing ( 95 ) Minimum !

[JNovak92]

"Did ya ever think of getting a drivers license boy?!"

"Now you listen to me, trooper boy! We got a swamp full of Black Russians drivin' boats to beat the band down here!"

"What are you? Some kind of doomsday machine, boy?!"

hilarious haha.

[pw767echidna]

I hearby do commendeer this vee hickle !

[mecagoentoooooooo]

Brilliant I am not from USA but Brilliant

[xelser]

'some kind of doomsday machine?' :)))))))

[djlimit48]

now you listen to me trooper boy lol hahah

[jlsmsu12]

No, you listen to me trooper boy! We got a swamp-full of black Russians drivin' boats to beat the band down here!

[jlsmsu12]

Toby! Toby! I got me a regular Ben Hur down here. Doin' 95 minimum

[NOBULLSPIN1]

Sheriff J.W Pepper is soooooo dam funny! A+++++

[flyingcougar]

"I'm sure this ain't exactly your debut at this sort of thing!" Haha Class

[ChuChu353]

Secret agent??? - ON WHO'S SIDE?????

[stonebridge999]

Goddamn pointy heads

[NOBULLSPIN1]

What a great video / film / movie indeed! A++++ LOL! I loved this part of the video / film / movie way back in 1973 and today, 12-4-2010 I still love this part of the video / film / movie / ! Clifton James, did a great job playing the Sheriff!! A++

[Suomiis]

Drunk with a coupla friends and laughing like hell... boooooeeee! God damn redneeeck boooeee!

[WillC]

Sheriff J.W Pepper really needs his own show because he kicks serious ass boy :) Clifton James is the man!

[skudaarkaat1]

@WillC I think his name should be Bubba Joe Norris!

[Thaeos]

Are you serious. This is a bond film?? Jeez ... Absolutely terrible.

[TheElite3740]

I AM COMMANDEERING THIS VEHICLE, THAT MEANS YOU SMART ARSE

[NorthwestChopper]

Pause at 5:00

[maxten]

lol its the typical southern sheriff.

[TheLegorock]

bonds boat ramps over  what the f%=k

[TheLegorock]

You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through BOY! NOBODY cuts and runs on Sheriff JW PEPPER! And it's him who's speakin' by the by.

(boat crashes ito car)

That looks like a boat stuck in the Sheriffs car there Eddie

Boy where you been all your life That theres one of them new car boats LOL >) LMFAO

[DaBoogie049]

bond movies from the 70s are the best

[MrYngwie88]

love this man nobody mes with j.w pepper

[doobiesmoke15]

Is Sheriff Pepper related to Sargent Pepper?

[Kogerii]

That single scene was better than the entire later James Bond movies like Die Another Day, Tomorrow Never Dies, etc.

[JETLOCK]

That is the worst fake southern accent I have ever heard. Also, Hi Cracked readers!!!!

[morbidpancakes]

That's a weird ass siren, esp the end.

[IANicecreamCONE]

Roger Moore Bond movies = shit

[lokallize]

bhoo yee

[johnlaneiscool]

ten fengas on the fenda

[OneFlyChillinGuy]

What are you, some kind of doomsday machine boy....well we got a cage strong enough to hold animal like you here

[Goldleader727]

Now you listen to me, trooper boy! We got a swamp full of Black Russians drivin' boats to beat the band down here!

[xatsnwotom]

Clifton James said, "They're really proud of their stomachs down there..."

So he wore an umpire's vest underneath his shirt to complete the effect...

[oztopgun]

All said n done nice Billy Bob's boat sure has the grunt, nice note on that there engine billy bob.... a 351???

[schecterblackjack]

We got a swamp full of black Russians...What the hell? lol

[TheJoker27780]

Would you get that chicken coop off the road!!!!

[ABGA8]

doooh bay. dooh bay. I got me a regular Ben Hur down here, doin niinty fiive minimum. You need any heelp Jay duuuub-iah? Hayyyl-naaaaa.

[ABGA8]

Go tell Ms. Benson to find a fly and fuck herself with it.

[MrTownCar]

"I'm sure this aint exactly your day-but at this sort of thing"

[oztopgun]

Go get'em JW "ten fingers on the the fenda," perhaps not PC anymore JW but what a great character :)

[djlimit48]

now you listen to me trooper we got a small pool of black russian beating down the damn down here !!

[NWAfan]

swamp full not small pool don't you hear good?

[07lnel]

Sherrif Jay Dub-ya Peppa, Louisiana state po-leese department

:) :):):) hes my fav character in the whole bond saga:)

[SteelersCA]

If they yos that is.

[djlimit48]

you got a set of wheels you just wont quit boy

[wowshiv]

hahahahaha JW probably one of my favorite characters

[pullybrit]

Need eny Hep, Jay-dub-yah?

Hay-EL Noh!

ROALMFAO!

..and to think that the actor who portrays him is from New York City!

NEW YORK CITY!?!

[KenFromBeara]

He's a brilliant actor. And he really plays all his characters well. Ever seen "Juggernaut"? Small role but very well played.

[ComedicShinigami]

@pullybrit Because it's such a stunningly accurate representation of a southerner, right? Bigot.

[ald1n]

lol

[Nathaniel44Deluxe]

i love this scene!