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  • You just drove into FUKVILLE and im the MAYOR! hahaha!

  • IM A Brain Ninja!!!!!!!

  • @CrazyToughGirl Lol! Im a mental terrorists!

  • People need to quit bitching and moaning over weather he is funny or not. If you don't find him funny then go watch a comedian you like. Besides, we all have a different sense of humor. To label those who disagree with your sense of humor as "dumb" automatically shows your ignorance.

  • why thanks for admitting girls have power dane cook

  • 'WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES?! *High pitch voice* Just tell me who bought the noodles and I'll leave you alone!"

  • Some people just say Dane Cook is not funny cause they heard other people say it. Vicious Circle has some of the best material he's ever done. Most idiots who hate him probably have never really watched him, and if you don't think he's funny, don't watch his shit. Fact is, some people do like him. If you don't think he's funny, maybe you just have a bad sense of humor or reality. How is his audience dumb when your dumb ass is here on his video looking at something you don't like?

  • Thank god Dane Cook has stopped doing standup. 

  • I don't know which is truer, that Dane Cook is not funny or that his audience is dumb.

  • @ianman6 Im sorry, you might not like his personality but there´s no denying he´s funny and he gets it exactly they way it is. And if you don´t like it why are you watching it anyway?

  • @ianman6 You don't even know!

  • 72 people didn't get a Gatling gun

  • cause hes a smart fuckin guy, well said XD

  • that made me want noodles 

  • 3-5!

  • 68 ppl left there cds in his truck

  • it's weird to me how this guy gathered such big crowd, i didn't laugh even once

  • Speak for your self stupid American

  • @MrThaPatrick seriously dude if you dont like it then dont watch no one is making you so dont go being racist ok its his job to act like this

  • *whispers* to make you listen... lmfao

  • Oh, and one more thing. LOL @ that last, epic "You don't even KNOW!" haha.

  • This is so awesome!! That's my opinion. Take it or leave it. I let you have your opinion, so let me have mine. The end. :)

  • When Women ask Men 'What are you thinking right now' ? they are in process of planting explosive in Man's brain.  Women remember all of it and might be years later the woman will use detonator. Explains why I'm single I guess.

  • 65 people aren't brain ninjas

  • 64 people are stupid like there fathers

  • @blackatuski360 they are stupid like where fathers?

  • @blackatuski360 I think you mean 'their', not 'there'. Must be great being smart.

  • @tushara01 yeah, its pretty awesome

  • @blackatuski360 it's, not its.

  • @tushara01 how cares grammar police, you can till understand it to reply back

  • @blackatuski360 their*... Least they can probably spell.

  • @wired32312 ^_^", you guys really don,t give up do you, anyway, that's what makes life more interesting :)

  • 64 people got shit on their coat

  • If this is his funniest stuff I would fucking HATE to see his worst.. seriously.

    I have no hope for humanity if people think this douche is funny.

  • @nervosa00 go fuck yourself.

    Athiest Sneeze is his funniest.

  • made my day ahah

    so funny

  • So true................

  • we meet again 240p....

  • cuse he is a smart fucking guy!!!

  • Men Win 0:01 % of the time

  • YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW!!!

  • Anyone else wonder what game he was playing?

  • Anyone else notice that Nala totally brain ninja-ed Simba in the Lion King when she's trying to get him to come back to Pride Rock?

  • Thumbs up if you're a brain ninja... OHHHHHHHHHH yeah XD

  • 61 men were just mentally terrorized

    

  • The guy does his best. Works the crowd and by his own life experiences draws upon them. Give the man his due he has a place in the world of comedy. Stop over analysing and taking the world of comedy so seriously. That is all....

  • Why does it matter if he's Catholic or what? If you want a religious commidian, look at Tim Hawkins, he makes clean jokes that are pretty funny, and Gabriel Iglasias is a little more PG, but is still pretty clean. I like Dane Cook cause he's more spazy than them, the type to make you jump up and get all pumped, while Gabriel makes you cry from laughing, and Tim just makes your jaws hurt like hell. Dane is a bit of a ass in some jokes, but is still funny enough to make it better.

  • what.........maybe we are so.... or maybe we just like to fuck with men

  • hahahahahahaha!! this is my favorite freakin comedian of all time!! he is so f-ing funny! damn! he always makes me laugh and fall of my chair!!

  • my ex girlfriend once did that to me and the next day i chipped a brick with my fist

  • 60 people have no sence of humor and are empty shells of nothing, 1,764 people are epic awesome people that will go far in life

  • This guy. Is not funny.

  • @nippi9 screw u man, i think he's fuckin' hilarious

  • @fangsabre I came back to check this out to see if I was wrong. I'd turned it off after 2 minutes. Just not fucking funny. He's a dick. So after you comment I tried to watch more. Couldn't. He is painful. Not funny.

    So I googled him. Apparently Dane Cook had been voted the most unfunny comedian ever. Many times. By his peers, by reviewers and by the public.

    So fangsabre - there is nothing more for me to say than in your face, screw you.

    Dane Cook is not funny.

  • @nippi9 oh oh oh theres more!

    Search on youtube "Dane Cook is not funny"

    So many! Haahahahaha hahahahahhaha

    ha

  • @nippi9 hes funnier than you.

  • Perhaps....But be that as it may.....

    According to his peers, reviewers and the public... EVERY other comedian is funnier than him.

    So being funnier than me?

    Doesn't make him funny.

    Go on, google it. youtube search it. He is truly, the unfunniest comedian ever.

  • @nippi9 its all a personal opinion and opinions are like assholes. you have to deal with them because the are everywhere.

  • @VampireBoy751 Yes you are right - I agree with part of your analogy. Its all personal opinion... that is... the personal opinion of most of his peers, reviewers and the voting public is that this guy is not funny.

    I'm not sure where the asshole part comes in - I do think that's a bit harsh. Just because he's not funny, doesn't mean he's an asshole. Or did you means his fans are assholes for thinking this is acutal humor?

  • @nippi9 you completely missed the point he was making....

  • @godlyBlade @godlyBlade No i didn't. i was being ironic. Its a subtle form of wit that does not involve jumping around like a mad person. Perhaps go and watch a video of a comedian, you'll likely see them emply this tecnique.

  • Dane is a Catholic who jumps around and says fuck alot. So he's a baddass christian funny man. Its clever marketing to a large US niche. No athiests at his gigs though so average IQ is going to be lower than average. His low brow humor is thus being aimed at not too bright christians that will cheer anyone who claims to be christian who has had any sort of commercial success - the bear grylls effect. It also explain his lack of offshore success. Less dumbass christians outside the US.

  • @nippi9 shutup no one cares. Dane Cook is funny. youre looking into it too much

  • @Metaphorial Shutup now one cares. Dane Cook is funny. OK, sure, thanks for that I stand corrected. Dane Cook surely is funny, he must be. You say so. Funnily enough though, for a video supposedly his best material, there is a video titled "Dane Cook Sucks" that gets more views. Even better... the guy taking the piss out of Dane by copying him... is not funny, but is funnier than Dane. 100% of his "funny" movies flopped, his peers and critics think he's naff. But he's funny? Right.

  • @nippi9 Dude, he was raised as a catholic. It doesnt mean that he loves God and has a relationship with him. He just says that to make himself look better, hes not representing God when he says F***, hes representing sin which entered the world through Adam and Eve. He doesnt know how much God loves him, he is funny and he would still be funny if he didnt cuss.

  • @nippi9 that technique requires you to actually employ wit.

  • @godlyBlade not i doesn't. Irony contains wit by definition. So if you didn't understand the irony(you didn't) you didn't get the wit.(True). Oh you can insult me that I;m not very funny, this i know anyway. but whilst i lack a sense of humor creation all this does is give me something in common with Dane.

  • @VampireBoy751 he isn't tbh.

  • @nervosa00 I still think he is funny. Don't yuck on my yum!

  • @nippi9 i didn't say you had to think he's funny i just said i think he's hilarious, but robin williams is way funnier, he was actually voted the funniest man on earth like 3 times

  • @fangsabre Well I think you need to be given lethal injection and your parents banned from being allowed to ever breed ever again.

  • @nervosa00 fuck you asshole, who do you think you are cuz no one really gives a fuck what you think

  • Comedy for the ADHD afflicted.

  • after watching this i realized my gf was cheating on me and telling me lies useing the same ninja move.....so i shot her in the leg :3

  • hahaha

    LOL

    so funny XD

  • omg he's totally right. :P We do that all the time. :p

  • WE WANT TO MAKE YOU CRY!!! Not a lot of crying, not that heavy weeping cause thats obnoxious knock it off!!!! lol you guys always want that, but we do it to make you feel horrible later!!!!!

  • ENJOY MY FUCKING NOODLES LMFAOOO

  • lol "I call that a realitionSHIT"

  • 6:40 "Well your stupid like your father" *you build up anger and revenge!* *You create an arguement about noodles* 9:09 "When I was a little boy, my daddy bought me all the fuckin noodles i wanted. If i said daddy i want some noodles he would buy them and you know why?! Cause he's a smart fuckn guy!!!!!!" Paybacks a bitch...Nuff said...

  • This means I'm a brain ninja! WOOHOO!

  • Relation Shit........wow this guy does suck.

  • @dude13zo Dude, don't like, don't watch....It's that simple, did you even watch the whole thing before coming to this conclusion?

  • Why do all of his women voices have lisps...?

  • @ytytyt999888 becauth

  • Bahaha .... so true. So very, very true ... My best guy friend says Im a brain ninja.

  • Recorded with a poptart

  • 49 people walked into the pantry

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  • 48 people *insert somethin funny from the video here*

  • BRAIN NINJA...YUP THATS ME

  • 46 peoples are woman

  • I am THE brain ninja!

  • @DarkWhisper11 Dammit. Ninja'd >_>

    Brilliant man. Comedians really do pick up on those psychotic symptoms in our everyday lives.

  • i love it how true this is! we do lock our leg and we do some form of wind shield wiper movement. lol i actually caught myself doing this the other day!

  • women win so many fights becuase guys give up and dont give a fuck

  • @LemonAssassin  Not true

  • @roxaskeybladeable This means your either a woman and denying something you can't prove (because your not a guy) or your a guy who doesn't know how to argue and or are literally wrong ALL the time

  • @LemonAssassin WTH MY CHANNEL SAYS 15 YEAR OLD BOY :I SO UH HAA YEA AND I WON A FIGHT BETWEEN A GIRL XD

  • @LemonAssassin I wonder what'll happen when they go up against guys like me who DON'T give up easily at all and DO give a damn. :P

  • @mlar44

    They'll dump your arse.

  • @gorrilainamansuit Now I disagree on that one, I think more women want a guys who respects them but also doesn't just give up the first time. It's a balance. 

  • @mlar44 they will lose, of course :P jk i actually do respect women tho

  • @LemonAssassin I hope you die

  • @PkrBarMovie i hope so too

  • @LemonAssassin don't play smart fuck with me you piece of shit.

  • @PkrBarMovie or else....?

  • @LemonAssassin I see your dysfunctional brain just understood that I cannot punch you through my computer. So I can't really make you stop. But please just listen to what I want to say: I know your type. You try to look smart and all but you're still just a faggot and a stupid ass person.

  • @PkrBarMovie Oohoo hoo! Feeling brave behind your computer screen, huh?

  • @LemonAssassin ... You are retarded. I'll explain why: when you said "or else...?" where you being brave you pussy?

  • @PkrBarMovie no, not really, since i wasn't threatening you, merely questioning what you would do if I was smart with you, which wasn't even my intention

  • @LemonAssassin Okay, let's say you are pissing someone off. The person says "Stop." And you (with a fantastic rhetoric) say: "or else...?" The person could get violent and slug you. On the net, if you'd say "or else...?" The other person would have somewhat a difficult time tracking, finding and punching you. Still, I have to admit I wouldn't do anything if you keep playing smart. Plus, I am not a violent person. Now, how was a feeling brave?

  • @PkrBarMovie well I'm surprised your saying this in the first place, since your the one starting shit. I was making a statement (which was a joke) that offnded you obviously. if it didn't offend you, you wouldn't say "I hope you die" to someone you didn't know, which those words alone are morbid. so, I wasn't feeling brave about anything, but am simply wondering why are you so mad at something very stupid.

  • @LemonAssassin I don't know I actually like trolling people, but it looks like you're smart, so I can't troll you any longer. Goodbye.

  • @PkrBarMovie well then thank you. Bye

  • oh geez this is so true

  • I have this whole thing dedicated to memory! :D

  • 1) he has a nice butt, 2) he had me rolling on the floor when he walked around the stage going "The minute we see that glistening tear YES! I WIN! Im gonna go play xbox" He looked like he was strutting his stuff tehe

  • I am proud to be a Brain. Ninja <3

  • haha i called my ex a BRAIN NINJA in the middle of a heated argument so she tried to fist fight me SOOOOOO USE CAUTION CALLING THEM BRAIN NINJAS its a dangerous situation juss sayin

  • fuckin eat the noodles on ur ass!!

  • try to watch one of these vids without smiling. I lost

  • THIS guy is so fucking awesome xD

  • Fuck the funny thing is my cousin fucking brain ninjad me last night just cause I didn't wanna clean up the runny dog shit she literary said something to me I was like what the that was a stupid comment 20 min later playing pool fucking explosion fucking torpedo blew up and I waited for her to come up stairs and I fucking freaked out on her and didn't think of anything to say before the came up lolol dane cook is the shit

  • he gets all the hate because of all the stupid dumb bitches that think hes so "omgz hes so hot and everything he says is soo lolz"

  • yes yes yes.. i know... she'll lock her leg and you'll make that noise with your mouth, next joke please man

  • @SomeGuyWeDontKnow Boring troll, is boring

  • This man can suck my cock... metaphorically.

  • LOVE IT!!!!!! :)

  • he's ABSOLUTLY right, all 4 of my ex g/f's did that same exact thing lollll

  • heh future reference ;)

  • darkhorror49 people hate just makes him more popular in my opinion i.e

    John: "hey friends, dane cook is so bad"

    Friends: "really? i'm gonna look him up on youtube"

    BAMM more views, hahaha

  • lol have multiple relationshits

  • Brain Ninjas!!!!!! :D

  • "YOU DONT' EVEN KNOW!!!!!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  • 5:59 I was JUST doing that wish my arm xD

  • 240P we meet again.....

  • @oscar21270 Hahaha, true!

  • 39 people dont even,KNOW!!!

  • my girlfriend is a brain ninja...AND I'M A GIRL TOO!!!!

  • hahaha high voice at the end had me rolling on the floor XD

  • god damn ninjas

  • 9:39 my fav part when he screams loud and high BTW I BOUGHT THE F*CKING NOODLES LADY ME I BOUGHT THE F*CKING NOODLES

  • WHO BAUGHT THE FUCKING NOODELS?!!?!?! JUSTTELLMEWHOBAUGHTTHEFUCKINGN­OODELS AND ILL BE OKAY!!

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  • You don't...even....*high pitch voice* KNOW!!!

  • ninjas dont use katanas...

  • To-DarkHorror49........ i think you have to have adhd to appreciate his comidy. . . hahaha as he has adhd and so do i and i think hes fucking comical. then again i know people that dont find him so funny

  • I'm sorry that I can't appreciate his humor =/ It's not hitting me.

  • This guy is one of the only one, too, DarkHorror49.

  • hahahaha oomg this guys gonna kill me someday because i sometimes cant stop laughing

  • He looks go gay sometimes, and I love him for it <3

  • Im the 36th man to realise this guy is just a Joe Rogan throw away,

  • true story...lol

  • Dane used to be awesome, but his more recent material is just crude and about sex with women. Not that amusing.

  • @dunevenker this one wasnt about sex with women. it was about how were brain ninjas! hahaha.

  • 35 people don't even know

  • Keep pressing left for beat boxing

  • @superwolf1337 he is funny wtf is wrong with u get a sense of humour fuck nugget

  • Dane Cokk is not funny. At all. EVERYONE is funnier than Dane Cook.

  • @Superwolf1337

    then why are you on his page watching? Instead of being negative, go watch something that you enjoy!

  • those 35 dislikes are the women that know where they live =3

  • 35 people disliked the video

  • 35 people don't know where they live :D

  • 35 people can't find their pantry .

  • litha theriothly

  • Dane must have so many relationshits or he just stalks couples with it xD

  • 34 people never got their CDs out of his truck.

  • T.G.I.F.: Thank God I'm Female :D

  • oodles of noodles <3

  • "WHO BAUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES?!?!?!?!"

  • MY FATHER IS A BRILLIANT MAN!!! D:<

  • god i hate dane cook

  • @Androidindisguise

    Then don't watch or comment on his vids. ^.^

  • Who bought the fucking Noodles!

    

  • lmao

  • Wow, I waited for 5 mins to know what the girl would say, so i can laugh but really? "you just like your father?" really?