George Carlin - Scary Movie Appearence

[limpei1]

but not too late to make an old man happy

[Justas923]

George Carlin is great, but Scary Movies are shit!!!

[Justas923]

George Carlin is great, but Scary Movies are shit!!!

[cockaojayyy99cm]

i never noticed it was him before!

[AWOC221]

and now.

[SkeetYaOnFace9]

Lol, and she vibrates.

[owner0007]

LOL ITS HIM >__< ive never noticed what the hell

[tripper85]

hid the remote..that's like the climax of this scene

[doomedhuman420]

jay n silent bob too "the book of the road!"

[Blueswailer]

@doomedhuman420

Yeah, and in Dogma too! Carlin plays Cardinal Glick, which of course is ironic since he had an intellectual falling out with catholicism immediately after reaching "The age of reason" as he put it. Kevin Smith obviously is also a huge Carlin fan. As am I, this shit rules!

[tassadar32]

"I think a simple time out would have been sufficient."

[addyisntcute]

man i love george in this, and i know i've heard him say before that he never thought he had much talent for acting, to that all i have to say is this

BILL AND TED's EXCELLENT ADVENTURE check it out if you've never seen that movie he's in it and does a wonderful job, that and the bishop in DOGMA, wish he would have done alot more movies

[karsten69]

I remember this scene perfectly, I just saw it before I knew who Carlin was. what a twist

[IceColdBlueSpike]

some epic eyebrows

[InsaneMetal]

Holy shit!!!

[panikonbook]

George Carlin was the best comedian in history

[antonyFaver]

I totally forgot this was him. Haha he's heavy class! RIP dude most hilarious, outrageous, intellectual comedians in history! -3

[jlodoa]

POOTIE TANG

[CamButler]

I love how he intentionally hits her in the eye with the laser pointer then says "Sorry... I can't help it, it's very lonely in here"

[Rumblecore]

Inviting George Carlin to play the role of The Architect was probably the best idea from the producers of Scary Movie. I love the irony involved on this

[nunchaku1992]

chuck norris < george carlin

[cocolopz]

...just like pudy tang....

[aweomae]

I remember watching this and not knowing who the Old Fuck was, now I feel so stupid Lol R.I.P Carlin, one of the brilliant minds of this earth, and personally one of my favorite people ever.

[georgianpornostyle]

neither could i :<

[EasyExpertVillage]

Isn't she the chick from FRIENDS. what movie is this. and she's the one from scary movie 4.

[radassat]

@EasyExpertVillage this scene is taken from one of the Scary movies xD 3 or 4. and yes. Its the chick that gives Monica the babies.

[MrBlueSwede]

Two and a half minute of Carlin saving the movie, and then cut to Ari Gold. Awesome!

[adrenaline64]

greatest scene in this whole movie

[saptz17chow]

this may sound crazy,but when i had first watched this movie,i did not know who George Carlin was!RIP old man.

[Soelbro]

@saptz17chow I think George would of prefered to be called, "Old Fuck", but RIP George!!

[TheUndertakerSaysRIP]

wtf.... I've never seen this part

[Supernova12034]

hid the remote, really sick shit ANHAHAAHAHAHA

[PotatoChipLover]

Like Leslie Nielson, George was one of the few high points of a low franchise

[PotatoChipLover]

@PotatoChipLover

Oh and James Woods too ^_^

[DiabloMercy]

i call it...linda

[AndersonCrow13]

Can you believe how a single man in 2 minutes and half can make more than the whole rest of the movie's cast?

I swear that when I watch this I feel like seeing this movie was worth something. He himself can make the movie worth.

Two minutes... it's all a genius needs.

[migueleato]

@AndersonCrow13 yeah, like the two minute warning

[Omnilegence]

Really? You're judging him for being on SM?

[jaymaccool]

hahaha Ari Gold at the end

[awhoergek]

Never understood his move playing this role in a teenage girl movie, well...nobody is perfect.

[j2d2]

@awhoergek Scary Movie is a spoof comedy, not a "teenage girl movie".

[awhoergek]

@j2d2 to me it is

[EuropaPhoenix]

The "invisible man who lives in the sky", they used to call him "the architect".

Ergo, George Carlin is God (Vis-à-vis... concordantly...).

The guy had such a low-self opinion.

[qXxDarkxXp]

@EuropaPhoenix He wouldn't want to be compared to a god...>.> Thats insulting.

[NikosZeitgeist]

but not too late to make an old man happy ;)

hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahah­ahha

[kwasind11]

This is CLASSIC!



[Cheezburger2012]

Oh George, what are you doing here?

[Dementeddizzy79]

Halarious!! "I call her... Linda"

[lawl86]

6 people have a chair named 'linda'

[TrojenMonkey]

Such a horrible series of movies, I have no idea why he agreed to partake in it.

[casketXcreep]

he was too funny for this movie :(

[kscopi]

Omg, the chair bit xP "It's very lonely in here, ergo I haven't been with anyone in a very long time. Not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her Linda." Hahahaha *dies laughing* xD

[lxassassinxl]

Hid the remote..really sick shit..

[NFCBradyfan12]

Lmao. What hell is a sedulant probability?

[mythmanjay]

"just like Pootie Tang" ... Just as enlightening

[alitzuu]

What? What? :)) Why so short?

[KhanAcademyFarsi]

hid the remote LOL

[ryonafan]

@KhanAcademyFarsi reealy sick shit XD

[leauxbert]

"My wife and I wanted a child but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I."

[chronofusion]

R.I.P Rufus ( Bill *& ted's excellent adventure). may you never have to worry about another moron trying to release a test fart near you again. Human's know enough that Washington dc, IMF, and the world banks are sneaking those in at least once yearly...on April 15th since Jan 1914 when congress was allowed to create the IRS and unconstitutionally tax THEIR BOSSES...the AMERICAN working people!

[Nelieciamasis]

what about conitunum defromation , that's got to mean something

[apocalypse123]

"My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in a well. I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient."

[smallrossy]

i never noticed before!!!!

[weywey3318]

Man that creepy daughter sounds just like this girl I used to know...

[DarkRubberDucky]

Ah, George, you should have been in every movie with any amount of comedy in it.

[Trekkie1237]

"I call her... Linda."

[janvictor1]

hid the remote LOL

[TheHarlequinLady]

i would write my fav quote from this video but that would be the whole thing..this scene is golden!

[Mclovin171]

"She couldn't get pregnant, neither could I" LMFAO

[ALLDARKGRAVES]

but it isnt too late to make an old man happy.

[twiistaaa]

lol ari gold at the end.

[Direksone]

"hid the remote... really sick shit" <3 george

[sexyxrs]

linda's build for 2 and she vibrate

[fredrikpedersen]

happy birthday carlin!

[tranquelmischief]

The last good parody movie.

[xShadowsaur]

How could she turn down George Carlin!?

[undertow1985]

rip georgey

[EpicAnimatedBattles]

Hah nice, didn't know about this.

His lines are very "Carlin" here, wonder if he contributed to writing this scene (have not seen the movie for comparison)

[InfernalDranzer]

@EpicAnimatedBattles hehe same here, I'm watching his material for a month now but now it's kinda awesomexD

[afsbjah2]

Id make George Carlin happy

[JP1226294]

anyone else notice how in the jeopardy scene they put "bible stories" next to "fairy tales" @ 0:25 lol

[Sexygirl666able]

R.I.P George Carlin.

[wrier]

i love that line "hid the remote."

[DII117]

@wrier Some pretty sick shit.

[miketallica665]

That is a nice suit, but the vest sits too high

[milesbennettdyson]

@miketallica665 It's the cut of the vest--they're designed that way.

[icpchic369]

This is the best part of the movie.

[nitrorev386]

Holy shit it's Ari Gold at the end!!!!!!

[mobydick789]

My wfe and I wanted a child but she couldn't get pregrnant...neither could I.

[mastercrowly]

hid the remote. really sick shit.

[iJ3NIU5]

"hid the remote and all sorts of sick shit"- George Carlin, Scary Movie

"hid the remote and all sorts of sick, demented things"- Nigahiga, Ninja Melk

copy much? :P

[ariandynas]

@iJ3NIU5 Nah, its more about a very old joke, same one from say Lilo and Stich, "Will cause massive destruction, mayhem, block off sewer lines, topple buildings, and steal everyone's left shoe." It's a set up for a line you never see coming, it's a classical joke. That and as everyone knows, there is nothing more evil than hiding the remote.

[iJ3NIU5]

@ariandynas you make a valid point. hiding the remote is an evil thing. it's like seeing a free candy sign and making a michael jackson joke

[IYIasta]

the original movie this was making fun of was the ring 2 and the movie itself was scary movie 3? i think

[Vazcular]

@IYIasta

No. The movie was The Maxtrix Reloaded.

[KefeQT]

OH MY GOD, I've seen this part ages ago, and I didnt realize it was george back then

[Krazed2Kraze]

@KefeQT Me too :P I had no idea who Carlin was when I saw this years ago - what a horrible world to live in.

[JonnyChannel]

damm... George Carlin Is the Best...

[shadowstalker1120]

Sometimes I make really random camoes in shitty movies like this... but then I stop. This has been one of those times. Love ya, George.

[riot848]

I could tell he wrote most of what he said himself. lmao. Brilliant

[Aleque]

crappy role in a crappy movie for a great man like that

[zachedwards92]

...........hid the remote. sick shit.

[joezetank]

LOL! I've seen this movie 54,000 times and never, ever realised this!

[8yozh8]

@smeltergon

It depends on what you mean by "it". George Carlin indeed played Architect in parody movie that is "Scary Movie". He did not play original Architect in Matrix.

[smeltergon]

Isn't this just a parody? Why does everyone act like he was actually in it?

[cacaoueterealisateur]

loved it when i saw this precious appearance (in a rather sucky movie granted)

[OmnicidalClown]

"...hid the remote. Really sick shit."

[Nelieciamasis]

the answer is simple you are the eventuallity of an anomaly

[chaosinorderrr]

omg that was jeremy piven at the end xD

[dpengar]

I NEVER KNEW THIS WAS GEORGE CARLIN AAH AWESOME

[bong4200000]

COMPLETELY forgot he was in this

[a7xfan66611]

lol "i felt a simple timeout would've been sufficient"

[hectorcancino]

the greatest/smartest comedian of all time in one of the stupidest movies of all time.

WHY CARLIN, WHY DID YOU DO IT?

[watercup123456]

@hectorcancino 30K+ for 5 days "work". You do the math ;-D

[RattleheadAnthony]

The only redeeming thing about this shitty movie is George Carlin.

[dase4321]

made the horses crazy,killed our puppies, hid the remote. really sick shit lolololol

[CamButler]

I love how he lasers her eye for no reason at all and just goes "Sorry, I can't help it, it's very lonely in here". What the hell?

[DesuConcrete]

linda is built for 2. She vibrates...

lol

[SQuiRR3LM0nk3y]

George Carlin the architect? No wonder society is so fucked lol.

[everythingnegative]

I wonder if Carlin joked about how he looks like a priest at 2:29, wish I could have seen him in real life instead of you-tube :/

[darthtarkan]

That bastard....how could anyone hide remote away from a legend like Georgey who sometimes goes like this....

[JImmy4336]

R.I.P. George Carlin. 1937-2008

[CHOBANN]

damn shit is ironic George as an Architect

[CrashxoBandicoot]

LOL i love when he just starts using big words and pulls out a dictionary

[ocachisu]

"You're too late."

"Oh my God..."

"But not too late to make an old man happy."

LOLOLOL I almost died!!! LMAO

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

the seat was named kill of all the e word or some user not evil yet one the same

neer as well the same best to ask momy an dad to save the child life oh well law enforcement can be a killer, best gotten back to a better map, have slaver hunted killed an removed best murder , get to work law

[bigbengamer]

Comedian. Philosopher. Legend.

[wearealltubes]

@bigbengamer Why use 3 words when 1 will do - Irishman.

[bigbengamer]

@wearealltubes Because some people are worth a few more words =)

[kageromaru]

She's cute <3

[ALEXTASY123]

Dammm Linda is hot. And she can handle 2 at once

[MrPurpleeater]

Man, the part where he turns around is fucking hilarious.

[ghostwarrior369]

i bet she wishes she did fuck carlin

[Keith10284]

"But you're not too late to make an old man happy" cracks me up every time. Anna Faris is pretty hot too. I love that scene, always brings a smile to my face.

[scar504]

contingent affirmations? come on that's got to mean something

[DiAboLiicz]

Dude i hope he got paid a shitload of money to be in that stupid movie because he kinda made an ass of himself just by being in a movie with such primitive humor and that so is not like him to do that. George Carlin is brilliant and i think should have stuck with his own shit

[UmreeProductions]

@DiAboLiicz he probably just wanted to have a little mindless fun for a change.

[coach222222]

Lol! love part 0:53-0:55 where shes brushing her teeth It always gets me ha ha

[2323jgrant]

...just like pootie tang

[redcar666]

This movie was syphilis for your eyes. Yet carlin found a way to make this one scene hilarious. Ironic how he plays " the architect"

[AndrewCWillis]

"I call her (Rub chair arm breaths heavy) Linda". Lmao.

[travnicek]

@AndrewCWillis

... and she vibrates.

[mgdth502]

George Carlin is so funny... I wish I could have seen one of his standups.

[AnasTangi]

Is this George Carlin the comedian?

One of the greatest men on the planet!

[BabyVegeta9000]

I watched this once and i was like "WTF.: But now I get it after watching the Matrix.

[theSodMonster]

@BabyVegeta9000 how on earth did you watch this film BEFORE the matrix. the matrix is like a landmark on the sci-fi genre. not the second 2, just the first

[BabyVegeta9000]

@theSodMonster no, I watched this scene before the matrix.

[Davidpatt123]

@thatamazinggeek

. "start to cringe"..lololol...you really think he doesn't know anything about politics? Watch his vids and tell me he can't strip away bladiloquent speech and see around bullshit. I think he's right on. Everyone is entitled to their opinion of course, and I think you're a cocksucker. TBH I am at a university and brought up a few of his points in debate to a good amount of agreeance (not that truth is concurrent with the bandwagon), but go ahead and eat your fucking foot.

[CheekyVimto08]

@Davidpatt123 eat your foot lol

[kdc43]

Carlin is extinct. Extinction is forever.

[CaptainWin123]

I'm shocked that such an good comedian starred in such a shit movie

[jerzy862]

@CaptainWin123 i figure its due to Carlin's attitude, he just didnt give a fuck

[therareone1]

Hahaha pootie tang so george carlin does like chris rock

[jal860]

George Carlin IS The Architect.

[elieobeid123]

hide the remiote

you are to late... but not to late to make in old man happy xd!!

[neilss1]

OH MY FUCKING GOD i never knew this was george i loved him before i even knew who he was!!!!! :D :D :D

[ThaNotoriousBSD]

@thatamazinggeek Don't be ignorant

[burleymullins]

linda's built for two, and she vibrates.

[knules2]

i call her... linda

[mrwhatever213]

@thatamazinggeek You wont get tired of it when you see that everything he says come to pass in a bout five years. it's happening before your eyes right now. you should study the shit he was saying cause there is only a few people that know the truth or willing to tell it.

[TruthThanks]

@mrwhatever213 apparently you can only be right if it fits into a political science or if it wins in a university debate, the guys a fucking moron, leave it at that

[asasassify]

kinda sad how GC agreed to be in such a stupid movie

[mrwhatever213]

@asasassify Stupid? that's why they are about to make the 5th one. it's funny dude lighten up.

[asasassify]

@thatamazinggeek he had some good things to say

[furrytommy]

@thatamazinggeek

Would you rather get an earful of business speak?

[animeHEAT]

I had no idea that George Carlin was in this movie.I didn't know who he was until around late 2008 to early 2009.

[iGrowlnvmbite]

@animeHEAT he wasnt in Matrix. this is a parody.

lol i loved the ending, "but not too late to make an old man happy. what? what?"

[runningwind1012]

"this chair....i call it....linda..." XD

[JAEQOO]

His voice is just hilarious! 

[xxMoMurderJrxx]

man i watched tht five milkion times and i love geore carlin and i never noticer tht that was him ever t'ill now

[Fabsun]

Carlin was the reason I watched this crappy movie but HE didn't disappoint.

Carlin is not capable of disappointing.

[fureddosan]

"And she vibrates" Bzzzz

[kenroy916]

@fureddosan LMFAO my favorite part!!

[Greasybizzle]

Lmfao "But not to late to make a grown man happy" man i love him.

[Irishking750]

"made the horses crazy, killed the puppies, hid the remote, really sick shit..." LMFAO

[BlackWolf045]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[cmpunky]

R.I.P George Carlin,, Total Legend