Funny Jesus

[jancuk9]

You should be a commedian not a god jesus .lmfao

[NatNeverShoutNever]

Thumbs up if you laughed at his facial expressions

[baniyas2011]

i am muslim and i dont make funny 4 god this no good

[oNallieGirl]

"Make every effort to live in peace with everyone and to be holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord" (Hebrews 12:14).

[LucaTurilli89]

@oNallieGirl what about the slaves and salvery in the bible. Give us your best quotes :)))))).

[nodachiokami]

From ashes to ashes. From dust to dust. From water to water.

[sahta007]

Hahahahah! Brilliant.

[USEyourREASONNING]

please respect peoples religion... wether it is right or wrong but they believe on it.

[mollyjeorgensen]

@USEyourREASONNING No.

[4ingP]

@USEyourREASONNING Some people believe that their race or gender is superior, and all others should be beneath them. Should we respect their beliefs as well?

[TheSmokekoke]

@USEyourREASONNING so what its youtube!

[granddad2002]

Brilliant.

[Ciara11coacht]

listen here im tired of peope sayin that christians always have to say and do the right thing people are people we all make bad decisions that part of being a person but the only difference is that we ask God to forgive us. thats what being a christian is about.

so you know what freakette go fuck yourself yeah i said it and also to the person who put this vid on youtube

[freakette75]

I'm noticing that many of the 'christian' comments judge and condemn. What happened to 'judge not lest ye be judged' and love your brothers and sisters, etc. ? How can you honestly call yourselves 'christian' with such lewd and vile comments?

[slutypet]

152 people are going to burn in hell forever

[thejordanator]

that joke would have been funny if you maybe told it in like 30 seconds and not 2 mins.

[donniehitler]

fuck you jesus 

[LucaTurilli89]

The twelve apostoles where actually the twelve ZOMBIE APOSTOLES because they eaten from Jesus and drinked his blood lol true story. It is even written in the bible itself!

[Nashhinton]

Amen Jesus.... Cant wait until you come back (I believe you will come back no later than 40 years).

[myteethareshiny]

I really miss those two minutes I just lost...

[TomDarkwulf]

I'm an atheist, and that actually was kind of "heh heh" funny.

[1FaithHopeandLove]

@TomDarkwulf I'M A CHRISTIAN AND AT LEAST YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, now you must be born again! :)

[Chamath5]

what so funny about that. shut up jesus

[settheworldaflame1]

I love how athiests come to this video and start making fun of it. If you don't believe then dont come to a "JESUS" video

[1FaithHopeandLove]

@settheworldaflame1 AMEN!

[bringonthewrath]

Freaky

[BigBen81]

sounds like something the god of the bible would do...

[uiruu]

HAHAHAHAHA

you Christians and your ignorance. Never gets old.

[tinyt781]

@odullrick I was offended by it. But of course u weren't because u obviously are one of those people that care nothing about anything but urself, there for u are shunned from Christ for not being a follower

[playstatioNick]

Stop doing funny videos about Jesus ..:/

[brianh406]

Why would a Atheist call upon god? Doesn't make any sense......Is that the joke?

[TheAnakmas]

This is the first time I heard Jesus say something funny .

[beelzeboss1191]

good one

[ThePastorPeter]

This is SACRILEGE. You shoule be ashamed.. Thine father shall smite you heathens upon his doorstep as you're turned around and sent to the eternal fires & abyss of hell!

Sincerely,

Pastor Peter

[Oddulrick]

@ThePastorPeter

How is this offensive? The joke was very funny and I'm sure no one was offended by it.

[ThePastorPeter]

@Oddulrick "I'm sure no one was offended by it."

Are you slow? I was just complaining about how offensive it is.

Hope you learn through Christ.

Pastor Peter

[Oddulrick]

@ThePastorPeter "How is this offensive?"

[TheSmokekoke]

@ThePastorPeter what an old loser you are losing ya all life on this Go and spent some time on the nature play a videogame you'll get the sense of the life!

[valegorn]

LOLOLOLOL, I'm gonna pee my pants. That was AWESOME!!!

[4444est1]

Jesus is creepy.

[sonofyousef]

ahahhahahaahhahahahaahah nice jk

but i guess that u guys should Respect ur religion ....

[Dodi9914]

Jesus, you're a mothefucker !

Go to hell !

[OVNIvisionVideos]

I'm a free sprite so I can careless about atheist or religious institutions... but damn this dudes voice had me rolling!

[Dryndal]

lol... ?

[cordfluidnevoie]

i'm satanist and i just loved it

[NECHOII]

BRILLIANT ! And I'm an agnostic ! But has anyone ever noticed that there is no humour in the Bible ?! It's a pity that JESUS CHRIST wasn't world renown for his fantastic sense of humour. Life was so hard in those days for the average working family. A good joke goes a long way in making one's burdens a little lighter.

[AbelVanguard]

@NECHOII I agree.

[123Larra]

that was totally creepy, but funny though.

[noistate]

You really suck, Jesus.

[stonewtube]

really stupid video. I have a better joke: Why wasn't Jesus born in Mississippi? Cause they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin! JaJa....!!!

[rajtamilloveschrist]

You Bastard Hujuman! What harm did JESUS do to you to insult Him?

Even if you dont believe Him,what defect did you crazy animal see in JESUS to insult Him! He lived a life of Holiness, Love, Service, Goodness, Non-violence, Compassion, Human & Humane etc.For which of these do You crazy dog insult Him? Hell with you,damn!

Dont accept JESUS & His Love & Salvation!OK!

You long to go to hell!Go get damned & eat the shit & drink the piss of Satan lucifer!You illegitimate & illegal Pervert bitch!

[rlwiii]

@rajtamilloveschrist

well thats christian love for you.

[pleaseslapme]

@rajtamilloveschrist you make out with your priest with that mouth?? that is not a christian thing to say! and also that is a dumb video and i would like my 2 minutes back

[herrerik]

@rajtamilloveschrist

Illigitimate?

Illigal pervert?

Crazy dog?

Do you know what you're talking about? Also, are christians not supposed to NOT judge people and leave that up to tender Jesus?

E

[Thumprsbro]

Why are christians offended by this? Jesus WAS a comedian. Read the bible. The whole book is a joke :)

[cutegohan1234]

@Thumprsbro your funny.

[pierooo91]

fucking atheist go to hell bastard..

[Thumprsbro]

@pierooo91 idiot

[yuukiloveskaname12]

@pierooo91 yeah like what u said they should be ashame of thiss video altough its kind of funny made me laugh so how lolz

[Paleolutheran]

This was great...but I heard it with a bear rather than a shark.

[Pianobear]

Why do people get so upset on Jesus's behalf? Isn't he big enough to handle it?

What happened to "Vengence is mine" saith the Lord "I shall repay." ?

But nope, all the god fearer's have to get their panties in a twist and break out their crusade gear. Give it a rest folk.

You're supPOSED to be rejoicing if people are making fun of you in his name, not pissing and moaning and complaing about how mean everyone is.

[halakukhan]

this is wrong, fucking atheists

[rlwiii]

@halakukhan

oh, this is wrong is it?

sharks cant be christians?

fucking shark racists.

[daoquynh29]

how are u insulting Jesus if ur christian u'll understand y it is inappropriate

[bulb7]

@daoquynh29 I'll have to agree with ya, I'm christian and this is just taking the piss out of jesus

[MovieFinatic456]

lol classic! love it!!

[UnforsakenXII]

xDDD

[jmrail]

so is the love in jesus.

[happygrUnt15]

how ironic

[trojAny7000]

im not god jesus sayed

[remonramos]

hahahah Im Catholic, this is funny!

[djsetlive]

how you did it?

[gussy1d5]

i'm an atheist and i laughed too lol

[vashti4ever]

Where's part two? Amen.

[ThatRayGuy]

Go J. C. A bit obvious toward the end, but, so are you, I suppose. Practice makes perfect, though, so keep at it. Yur Pal (and NON believer)- That Ray Guy

[xmoonXcricketx]

Hahaha. That was awesome.

[duelistaxel]

Oh my god that joke was the worst crap since the freakin bible!

[AudaxRider]

@duelistaxel ??????

[bornbythesea]

@duelistaxel "Out of the cities! Out of the cities! Out of the cities!" Ellen White

These are vital books friends! National Sunday Law by Jan Marcussen,

Vatican Assassins by Eric Phelps, and Secret History of the Jesuits by Edmund Paris

[iron888888]

I hope you will burn in hell you muslim bitch

[JoeMamaNewAccount]

how would the athiest not believe after god talked directly to him?

[MontgomeryVyper]

i am an athiest and this made me laugh very hard! i can imagine this guy actualy doing this, if he existed.

[username120889]

ha ha funny :-)

[username120889]

ha ha fynny :-)

[bekahcute]

just want to say that Jesus THE MESSIAH and sits at the right hand of God

[uvideosu]

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[codegeassfan12]

@uvideosu there cant be a photograph of jesus because there were no cameras XD woot go athesium

[uvideosu]

@codegeassfan12 Jesus himself emitted Light and The Scientist 's are stating that the image is like a scanned image. Right the technology did not exist But It is There On the Cloth. It is a scanned Photographic image- Light emanating from off the body in all directions leaving 3 dimensional information. It is a one of a kind Artifact and on it are all of the wound's depicted in The Bible. We basically have forensic evidence with a photograph of Jesus Christ. Don't believe it? See on My Channel

[300ik]

you stupid thing...fuck your miserable life.you loser atheist!!

[ivanatinkle121]

Their are to kinds of Jesus that I believe in and don't believe in. One is the Jesus Lizard and two is the one I don't believe in.

[soshi2]

Very Funny ! Ha Ha

Watch "Jesus is Fake, Here is the Proof"

these are on Youtube

and "the gospel on the shroud" series

[qatar559]

We always need to remember that all prophets were only human. Whatever miracles they performed while they were living were done only by the power of Allah. Prophet Jesus (peace and blessings be upon him) was taken bodily to Heaven, from where he will return before the end of time. But he—as well as all the other prophets and messengers who died—has no power to do anything for us. Our prayers must be directed only to Allah.

[SentientShadows]

yes i always funny when christian laugh about the death of others who don't belive the way they do, 5 billion people are gunna burn in there genacidal gods hell, Love jeebus or i'll burn yer ass

[khan198khan]

Let us see dear brother/sister what the Bible says:

".... For GOD CANNOT BE TEMPTED BY EVIL, nor does he tempt anyone;"

(James 1:13)

Is Jesus God according to James 1:13?

"Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil."

(Matthew 4:1)

"They say: "Become Jews or Christians if ye would be guided (To salvation)." Say thou: "Nay! (I would rather) the Religion of Abraham the True, and he joined not gods with Allah." (Quran 2:135)

[0240327502485]

God is so very Gaaaaay. ;)

[ivanatinkle121]

I agree with you on that. Because the whole thing in the Bible is stupid any ways.

[chloerayn]

@ivanatinkle121 finnaly sumone who agrees with me

[TheNicholas0202]

The technology used here has great potential. You could record the whole of the gospels in that voice and do a great thing in your life. Do not mock the Lord and try and be funny, it has no significance whatsoever and is not anything to be proud of. Wouldn't you rather be remembered for something good.

[ashimashi17]

@ jpc08109

please lets not talk about mohhamed

and as for this video maker who thought that he is funny, well i am a muslim and it was not funny, make fun of some1 that is not a prophit sent by God

[shorycal]

crazy talk es el programa usado para aser esto pero que "inbecil estupido insenzato" y los que a esto lo encuentran grasioso son solamente una bola de retardados

[Hidan15]

i find it funny u religious believers of jesus calm down!

[JuliusOliver1]

1:39 Scary Jesus

[amigojapan]

I have heard this joke befor with a bear not a shark. but the talking jesus face was funny.

[jpc08109]

looks more like mohamad

[GKate13]

cause it's an Orthodox one)

[SimoDluffy]

xD xD xD

[stjimmy933499399493]

that wasn't funny

[npf2135]

I love it

[MrLoGiK85]

it might be funny if the guy speaking knew what he was doing, just sounds like a dick to me

[bobbruman]

I thought this was great, for those Christians who don't have a sense of humor, lighten up...Jesus would laugh at this...get a clue.

[yakitoriPB]

fucking retarded.

[darksurvivor00]

iuahiuaiua

man ow did you make the picture get animated?

[Oapika]

Mother fucking JUSES

[LukaszusPL]

fuck you jesus ;D

[sed2us]

god! jesus looks so creepy here!!! this is so creepy.

[AllenWestlake]

Bethesday should make a Biblical game based back in Jesus's time. Similar to Oblivion. :D

[BUDA20]

moral, just across fear, God comes to your heart

[rodargentino]

OMG then we better believe in him....

[biega100]

@rodargentino are you an idiot you should believe Jesus

[Thumprsbro]

@biega100 believe in reality instead

[Samura1gamer]

jesus is outdated. ur new God is now SAMURAIGAMER

[turdburglar316]

fucking stupid....i already heard this joke except it was a bear in the forest instead of a shark in the sea...

[matijalana1]

hahaha, take a look of his shocked face, lol

[bongoklak0]

what a funny ur god look like hahahahahaha :D

[dogdemon62]

I'm an atheist and I laughed. xD

[TrueTopDog321]

@dogdemon62

fuck you

[codegeassfan12]

@dogdemon62 woot athesium

[JackPLflashpoint]

Religion is biggest fake shit ever made by human, to own ppl minds

[iHeartTheOncologist]

lol funny joke, scary jesus.

RUSSELL BRAND, I didn't know you were jesus XD

[youshot3]

if u jesus dead ,so who is GOD now?! is this world running without god?

[ropropper]

yupp

[96Scouser96]

Ever heard of the trinity? Father, Son and Holy Spirit? Jesus was the son of God, and he is dead and rose again then descended to Heaven, the world isnt running without God. God is always there/

[youshot3]

trinity its a roman math trick!!! there is one god!!!! who is GOD!!!

Surah 112. Al-Ikhlas (The Unity, Sincerity, Oneness Of Allah)

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

1. Say: He is Allah, the One and Only;

2. Allah, the Eternal, Absolute;

3. He begetteth not, nor is He begotten;

4. And there is none like unto Him.

[96Scouser96]

Rome? I have nothing to do with Rome i am not a Catholic.

I am a Protestant.

[youshot3]

u see! there is many kind books or ways in ur religion!!!!

= ur bible is word of GOD BUT tricked by man hand!!!!!!!!!

as bible correct jews act ,quran last testament who resume all ur debates!!!

[logger1369]

Trinity began in 325A.D. at Catholic Coucil of Nicea. Before that God was always one. For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. 1 John 5:7. Christians never had a Trinity, always One God. So do Jews, Islam, etc.See also: Isaiah 9:6; John 10:30: John 8:58. Hebrews 7:1-22.( plus there are many more examples.)

[youshot3]

my ans: /watch?v=AnP1vVlQZ1I&feature=r­elated

[Twojalfons]

Lol whats is the funny in this film???

[jianotiano]

helo jesus why u come to earth....?

re u relly god?...

what ??? not sure.... what u maen not sure...?

[ReubenAStern]

That is actually funny.... but whats the maoral, Jesus would've had a moral?

[trebor4aka4robert]

lol

[cheesyhamedsanty]

wtf is this shit

[Ogaga4Luv007]

wooop! ave satana...

[ThornUvDaath777]

theres a different version involving a bear, its funnier because you can actually imagine a bear closing its paws and bowing its head.

[bullwhipjesus]

Theres a part in the Bible were God kills 42 children with 2 female bears just for calling Elisha a baldhead. No joke look it up 2kings ch. 2 vs. 23-24

[ThornUvDaath777]

Yeah, I've seen it.

[guardianchucho]

St. Mark 3: 28-29

Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:

But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation

[castletriglav]

YABBA DABBA DOO!

-----Fred Flintstone

[Sakimonk]

Do'h!

---Homer Simpson

[theblob34]

im so scared now looooooooooooooool

[8ATOMIC8BOMB8]

this is very affended take it off your not funny

[melago68]

hehe, youve gone a bit mad with the eyes there mate lol

[DaculDatDracu]

None of us was able to see what really happened ages ago.But the feeling that we know everything on this planet might be just false... The idea of a man without any fear on this planet might be just...dangerous Today I guess people don't fear Gods anymore,they fear LAW,eventually nothing Time showd that fear is the only device that controled people.Can you tell the difference between you,the sceptic of today and those ancient forgotten belivers (which no modern man ever knew)

[workingclasstheist]

cute joke.

That's weird how you made it move and talk. How didyou do that? Cheers.

[Shallowheart]

Rofl

[Djste100]

Type was jesus funny and see if he was really funny ....

[undeadcaveman]

lol 5/5

[codeman9008]

you people need to calm down this is pretty funny

[XsasandreX]

AVE SATAN :D

[neostryke]

Lame. And he looks like a frickin alien.

[Vegasgodless]

I've heard this one before but with a bear in the woods! To the brainless religious idiots commenting about respect;Hey listen you don't have to watch this shit, you don't like change the fucking channel, I don't respect jesus either wanna know why? Cause religion deserves to be scrutinized just like any other hypothesis! religious myth is not even a theory, a theory is based on empirical evidence such as evolution, while a hypothesis is just a wild claim with no substantiated evidence.

[DaculDatDracu]

Funny guy,you speak like you lived in Jesus's time but he didn't showed up,right?!.Every little thing has a creator -even you do,no matter who or what that is.Wanna' know why religion was invented? To prevent idiots like you destroying the social order and the ancient rules and so the entire world,by being "smarter" and ungreatfull,neglecting the ancestors who died for their religion.I don't give a fuck if you belive or not,but don't shit on Humanity's sacramentsYOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO!

[Vegasgodless]

In that case if everything has a creator dumb ass so does your god. infinite creators have created all the fucking gods you care to mention dumb ass!!!

[Saberx999]

You're using Crazy Talk >,>

[Overimaginated]

LOL!

[kopass63]

you idiot...you don`t have respect for Jesus...I are an idiot!!!!!!

[spardaking]

jesus didn't exist

[christowie]

jokes are jesus's favorite

[castletriglav]

Yes, you ARE. Thank you for clearing that up.

[Mhenlomatras]

im A muslim myself ....

Just have some respect man... WTF is this...

dont you have anything else to joke about ^:?

[Ap0ka1yps3]

gooooood

[hazelweatherfield]

hahahaha! very funny!

[shittypuzzle]

i wish he would put a vid up there of his nuts so i could put on some football cleats and kick him in the fucking nuts so he could feel the pain i endured from listening to that stupid corny fucking joke. SHIT!!!