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  • HELLO I LIKE YELLING

  • Cause this will fix America's problems. Also other countries use computers that "could power a third world country."

  • You have an anger problem.

    It entertains me.

  • I am going to use the word "Fuckwits" now...forever.

  • this is the greatest goddamn rant i've ever heard

  • @KailTheOtter: Are you seriously doubting this video?

    Or are you referencing a dumbass comment below, because I can't tell.

  • its funny when dumbasses like you think they know what the're talking about

  • This video is great, I can't believe i'm only discovering it now - nearly 5 years after it was uploaded

  • Could you rant about something that would help us?

  • @halo4life090 Could you rant about people who shut the fuck up? :)

  • ...u mad bro?

  • Dude.... I want to hear your opinion about Sopa / Protect IP Act... rant about -that-

  • I have never seen my words come out from someone else's mouth like I have seen it now in this video :)

  • @TheChainsawArtist You're going to troll against everything America stands for in the name of America? What the hell is going through your mind when you say we should bomb them like Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Do you have ANY idea at all that many innocent people died from that? Or are you one of those people that don't know shit about anything and like to make remarks based on that. Also, I'm not a furry but shut up and respect the right to exist, because I assure that YOU would be dead without it.

  • @InspectorK573 DON'T FEED THE TROLLS.

  • @InspectorK573

    Lol :P Keep going. You're entertaining me.

  • Hey. U should do one on Gillard and her fucking carbon tax

  • @GuyThatCreepy the carbon tax is fine, it's just the media and the opposition blowing it way outa proportion, it just means that companies will have to reduce their carbon output and later be rewarded for doing so not making companies lose millions and it certainly won't affect households much at all, you should stop beleiving everything you see on TV

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  • Oh God, there's hope for us.

  • AMEN

  • I do believe Mr. Two here has just restored my faith that not all of America are total morons - as long as people like his exist, at least there's some hope for the damn country.

  • This is Sooo Cool!!!

  • This is so outdated, lol. The only reason the world hated America is because of Bush.

  • @Jaikodragon

    So naive.

  • Yiff in hell fur fag.

  • i am american and you are totaly right!!!!!!!!!11

  • Well, i sort of listened. quite a bit of the time was spent thinking that 2 looks like an anime character...possibly an awesome villain.

  • @0zzyninja it's not Gendo Ikari is it?

  • @Madvillane Idk. he just looks like something that an artist would think up for a manga/anime series. give him a couple of guns in each hand and have him walking a way from an explosion in slow-mo.

  • This person named "Dinozar415" does not represent the majority of Australians as most of us can actually spell correctly and express ourselves without sounding and looking like a retard.

    And besides Australia is just as bad as America because we're the ones on our knees sucking Americas dick so that we might be able to gain some acceptance on the world stage.

  • it's funnier right now because im high

  • fresh

    i like it!

  • Well some of it is right

  • Wow, I usually agree with him but on this one he's just fucking wrong. Straight up fucking wrong.

  • R Lee Ermey vs 2 the ranting Gryphon

  • i love this. funnier than hell. seriously, this guy is an even angrier carlin.

  • I claimed to be Canadian when I went to England......

  • lol its funny beacause most americans really dont care.

  • It's Americans like this that give me Hope for the Civilised world! And a boner!

  • "Hundreds of billions! THATS ENOUGH TO GET GOD A SEX CHANGE."

  • lucky for me i have a brit accent

  • "retarted 12 year old with a rocket launcher and a crack habit" yup that about sums up bush and Obama they both started wars for no fucking reason

  • @frappachi123 actually, Bush started it, Obama just isn't doing much to end it.

  • @InspectorK573 lol obama attacked more countries than bush did

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  • @InspectorK573

    It took only ten years to find that bastard (Osama) that started everything. Bush took action on it but he didn't do what he should've done. Drop bombs. =/ I mean, look at how it solved the whole Japan bombing the hell out of Pearl Harbor. When we dropped the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, we brought them to their KNEES.

  • @TheChainsawArtist Well yeah, just throw nuclear weapons on anyone you dont like.

    Say, how would you feel when you lost TWO cities in the blink of an eye with a force you neither understand nor posess to strike back? How would you feel?

    Imagine 9/11 times a Million....how would you feel?

    Your country doesn´t know the horrors of modern warfare, because nobody attacks you. You people don´t know what its like sitting AT HOME not knowing if some bombing raid is gonna kill you tonight.

  • @Chrinik

    Well when you say "Your country" and "You people" do you not live here? Where do you live? Obviously not a US citizen, huh? You're apparently liberal and can't stand the truth. I bet you know how to use the system too. Like medicaid and food stamps? Bet YOU that YOUR life is free thanks to the USA.

  • @TheChainsawArtist And you are apparently avoiding the topic. You saw the reaction after 9/11, how everyone was shocked as hell? Imagine that happening every day to you and your family in Iraq. What if some asshole Airforcepilot bombs YOUR house away? What would you say? What would you say if some soldier kills your family and you can´t do shit about it? Freedom? Pah. If every US soldier who wrongly kills a civilian would be put to trial in the country he is in, this would stop!

  • @TheChainsawArtist Oh and, no, my life is free thanks to basically noone, since I was born when all the war shit was over already. But if you mean WW2, you can be assured the Soviet Union and the Brits did way more in defeating the Nazis then the US did...the US contribution to defeating the Nazis was firebombing a bunch of old people, women, children and factory workers in hundreds of cities across germany who weren´t even that much into them anymore...

    So yeah, congrats USA, bombing civies.

  • @Chrinik

    Lol, well, aren't you the entertaining one? You can keep replying and ranting if you want. I don't really care. -__-  The fact that you're still going means I won this little argument and got you pissed off.

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  • @peekapoohs4life

    xD looks like your comment got rejected.

  • @TheChainsawArtist Pissed off? There would be more "ALL-CAPS" in there then.

    Just stating facts, you ran out of ammunition, and now you pull the "OMG I TROLL U!"...sure.

    You keep telling yourself that, mate, but "winning an arguement" by simply stating so is so much fail I can´t even begin to describe it.

    But meh, happy holidays.

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  • @Chrinik

    xDD you're so much fun to fuck with. But anyways, I pretty much won the little bitch fight you wanted to have since you're still replying.

    But hey, just like you said, happy holidays. ;P

  • @TheChainsawArtist lol dont forget you also permanently crippled an entire economy and killed millions of civillians

  • @Torrigans

    Haven't forgotten anythin' lol

  • Here's a problem: THERE AREN'T 2 POLITICAL PARTIES! There's a party of morons who can get shit done without being degraded, and then there's the party of much less moronic people who can't get shit done because they want "compromise" and without it they won't do anything and if they ignore it then they're degraded for it. AND THEY NEVER WILL GET IT!

  • why can I not marry this man

  • "it will be very lawl" haha I love that line XD

  • America is one fucked-up country. At least the government is anyways. Spending billions of dollars killing people when that money could be used to save people instead. I don't understand how some people can blindly follow the government, or the ones who shout "Conspiracy" every time something happens, especially when what's going on is obvious. America needs to take their nose out of other countries and focus on their own problems. And this is coming from an American.

  • So true

  • ok thank you*

  • Ok thank. Thanks 2 they need support and totally agree. Some stuff that we do is good in other country's though sadly enough the government has another agenda and they don't go to ALL the country's that need it and not the worst either. Really i wish we would keep our paws out of the garbage and focus on ourselves with the raising dept and crime rate.

  • insert ignorant banter about terrorists, america, and this guy's bald head

  • i liked some of it, but to be in the true position of the other half of Americans, hed have to target ALL of the politicians, cuz they all are stupid. just saying

  • Anyone else think he sounds like Ty Pennington??

  • Question is do you not support our government or our troops....or both?

  • @beyoka His Iraq rant said he supports the troops, just not the government that is making them fight in iraq

  • i fucking LOVE him XD

  • i LOVE him XD

  • Of the many things I could say to a rant, I'll just put it like this : Cool Rant, Broheem.

  • OMG I think im in Love with an american XD

    How did this happen? LOL

    Gryphon your AWESOME!

  • 9/11?

  • @Ryansshortshorts I'd LOVE to see Gryph do a show on THAT one!!

  • Churchill once said "you can trust Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted every other solution"

  • I'm American's and I agree with you. I really don't know too much about the "war" but I know there isn't much point to it. They caused 9/11 but we have already done worse in our "war on terror". Here is a news flash you will never wipe out terrorism! There will always be some idiot who wants to kill people for some half backed cause and trying to wipe them out only inspires others to join them. I'm in the half of America that thinks this is stupid but I'm powerless so my opinion is useless.

  • It's true, I'm tempted to tell people I'm Canadian sometimes. Of course, if I ever publicly admitted that, at least where I live, I'd be bombarded by obese republican christian people wearing nascar shirts calling me a godless terrorist. It doesn't help that I'm liberal (not in the extreme, left-wing way) and an atheist, ha.

  • Im american, and I agree!

  • Im telling you, hes funnier when hes being angry!

  • This makes me fell good being Australian.

  • @Dinozar415 This makes me want to be an Australian.

  • I love this guy!

  • Hey americans, you ain't that bad..

  • @nicha112 I could sue you for that.

  • this is all true i dont agree with any americans

  • I don't like how perpetuate the idea that Americans can't even find the middle east on a map.

    Also i didn't know that we are in a war for NO reason...

  • I hate to be "that guy," but, technically, France invented Disco, not America.

  • This guy has a point

  • The sad part about this, is it's ALL TRUE. Gotta love the morons who are too stupid to see what's in front of their dumbed down faces. Stop drinking fluoride and lithium and taking all those big pharma poisons.. and your heads might clear.

  • I love this guy and I love America!

    Greetings from Europe.

  • This dude is a fucking dick fuck the fur-fags!!!

  • @supahfly55 maby hes a dick because its the truth

  • @supahfly55 Nooo..... Fur fags say fuck you.. then again most furries are just as moronicly ignorant as you are.

  • @DarkwaveSlasher

    I understand I am ignorant but we both agree...furries suck

  • @supahfly55 No im a furry, i was saying furrys should say fuck you to you. And most furrys are ignorant like yourself.

  • @DarkwaveSlasher

    oh...well I suppose that does clear things up...FUCK FURRIES

  • @supahfly55 No fuck you ..

  • @DarkwaveSlasher

    No, I insist, fuck you

  • anyone that blames Islam for 9/11 is dumb as fuck. Hitler was Christian, should we start saying that the Christian Bible tells us all to kill jews, gypsies, homosexuals, and the mentally handicapped? That would sound pretty stupid, wouldn't it?

  • @californicated10 If you look into the history of the catholic church and antisemitism, there is actually a strong argument to be made that the holocaust might not have happened without it.

    did you even read your bible? It's filled with disgusting shit like that. The only difference between Islam and Christianity is that Christianity has been whipped into shape by people with half a brain.

  • @FangFiftyFive I have read the bible and attended Catholic schools all my life and have been educated on its teachings. The bible must be taken with a grain of salt. When stories are passed on for centuries, they get a little bit more spiced up. I don't believe any religion promotes violence, it is simply people who misuse it. Being from the Middle East, I have seen that quite a bit. My point was there are many Christian teachings (incorrect ones) that bash Islam when it shouldn't.

  • Wow this guy is awesome!

  • I lol'd at this... and how true it is T.T Greetings, from the United States! o.o

  • <3

  • I love it, every time i watch it. Greeting from ol Europe ;-)

  • And this is why I became a furry, because I got this stupid thing I do from time to time, its called,uh,THINKING. :3

  • West Korea XD

  • 116 people think "america fuck yea"

  • 3:12 again. and again. and again.

  • @TheMommietiger Not really. People don't like us because we're nosy, self-absorbed, pretentious assholes.

  • @LadyRuin2012 It's not EXACTLY that.

    Arrogance is a good thing, if you can match your cockiness with action. The guy who kills 15 enemy soldiers at one time deserves to gloat, the band who makes great music should be able to say "Fuck yeah, we rule", etc. etc.

    The country that's trillions in debt, invades everyone but needs a shit ton of allies to help, and hasn't truly won a war in how long? Has no right to consider themselves the richest, greatest, and most powerful nation in the world.

  • @TheMommietiger 9/11 had nothing to do with Iraq.

    9/11 was because of al-qaeda.

  • @TheMommietiger You're exactly what this guy is talking about

  • Officially a new subscriber........lols were had and the truthiest of truths spoken

  • other half? more like other quarter, or tenth :/

  • you deserve a slow clap..

  • I can't like this enough

  • The freedom we lost was the freedom to easily get through Airport security.

  • @izn3rdyhomeboy That is so true you can have a fucking cell phone and the idiots at the airport think this-HEY THAT GUY IS TELECOMMUNICATING WITH AL-QEADA GET HIM then they take away your god damn phone

  • 2, this time you may be wrong. The dumbfuck americans will not suffocate on thier own blubber. First, the american government will become so unstable that nothing can be done about it. Then they will die. Then, america will collapse and we will become nothing more than the shattered remains of some great country that no one will remember the name of. I'm gonna bet 10 bucks that nobody will read past the first line before replying.

  • @Darkfeather21 I read past the first line.

    And I agree

  • @Darkfeather21 Trolls troll. Gotta love it.

  • Yep...america has bitten off more than it can chew...quite a few times

  • Transcribe Audio goes MENTAL!!!

  • I fucking love this guy :3

  • OK dude i do agree with u on that matter of people being fucking stupid but the Muslim bible says" if u cannot convert the infidel kill them". and they didn't attack our freedom but they attacked our people and that justify s war . for most of u that dont remember it was THE FAMOUS DATE 9/11/2000.

  • @naruto21219 Ok, a few things here:

    1. The year was 2001.

    2. It is not the 'Muslim Bible', it is called the Koran.

    3. Right after you refer to Muslims, you say 'they attacked our people'. Muslims did not attack us. Al Quada did. It just happens to be a sect of Islam.

  • @naruto21219 Hey dumbass, you do know that america was already over there before that 9/11 bullshit happened, not only that but Bush knew about the plane ahead of time. Plus the weapons aka bombs that were used to destroy the twin towers were usa made. News was able to caught it all of tape before it happened and edit the tapes. Bush acting like he didn;t know but then got caught in his lie but the america let it go oh well. osama bin liden was friends with bush then knew each other for years.

  • @ChromosomeExcel

    Cause you know, our government would kill its own people to go to war over a giant worthless sandbox...

    *sarcasm*

  • @xxfisher321xx Yeah because america's goverment never did anything horrible and got called out on it but since a lot of people don't stand up for this so-called freedom they cry about nothing happens. Like it or not Bush was truly friends with osama and that bush himself even said he knew about the plane as his excuse of why he didn't inform anyone about it was because in his own words "There was nothing I could do" You should really look into why almost ever country in the world hates america.

  • @naruto21219 hurr dee hurr al-qaeda hurr dee hurr. Get your facts right you stupid american cunt.

  • I am a devoted christian and I love America and I still worship everything that comes out of this guys beak! either I am very ignorant, or he is very pursuasive.

    14 and furry

  • I saw ED's page on you.

    It's completely wrong about you, even by their standards.

  • thumbs up if your Canadian

  • i rofl so hard i almost fell of f my chair

    and sadly theres truth and it hurts

  • Lulz most popular in Canada.

  • Blind rampage against the right whilst ignoring the left.....lol Real original. News flash, BOTH sides are wrong! Bush might have been a twit, but it took him 8 years to fuck things up, Obama is catching up in 2! In fact, he's gotten us involved with yet another conflict in Libya on top of continuing the wars. What America should do is focus on America. If the other countries around the world want to dick around, that's their business. It's not our job to babysit the planet. I wish DC got that.

  • Ive been trying to say this my whole life.

  • "Look at me! Look at Me! I'm an attention whore!"

  • He kicks Glenn Beck's ass

  • Correct!

    As a non-American, I would like to express my sympathies for the small percent of INTELLIGENT Americans who are being grouped in with the rest of the dumbasses that make up your country.

    I mean, Americans, in general, used to have some legit reason for fighting (eg. the American Revolution) and they were a pretty great country. Now, they're just idiots "fighting" because the media says that "them Iraqis is bad".

    And no, I am not a terrorist who will "attack your freedom".

  • Yup, I agree with him. It's not a surprised everyone hates us. We're a country full of rednecks and morons.

  • The people who are agreeing with this video are the majority of the "dumb fucks" in America.

  • @HerRawrness

    Dude, look around you. If you can't see the stupidity rising, then you are just as well one of us 'dumb fucks' apparently. Because 2 is pretty much fucking right.

  • @HerRawrness go pull your brain out of your ass

  • @HerRawrness i am from netherlands and i agree with him

  • I disagreed with him until he mentioned the frozen dinner thing and it all made sense.

  • so true, so fantastic

  • IRL TRANSMETROPOLITAN

  • @AntiYourFacePhD nah spider Jerusalem was a social commentator with a razor sharp wit, this idiot is a howard stern wannabe who belongs to the lowest social group in that country he oh so hates.

  • @angrydead Why do I always hear somebody misunderstanding criticism of a part of the population as "hating the country"? It's just.. I feel.. I want to just hurt that person, YOU'RE NOT THE WHOLE GODDAMN COUNTRY AS THIS GUY POINTS OUT!!! But I can tell you this, Angrydead, he's absolutely fucking right, so go suck on that hurt pride for a while.

  • @Foileedify I'm not an American so I don't really have very strong views on you country. He isnt insighful he isnt intelligent and he definatly isnt funny. He's just some stupid arsehole who won't get a job.

  • @angrydead Well, if you dont like him, you dont need to watch him. Just saying, this is youtube, we can actually choose what we watch, so if you dont like him, there are millions of other videos on here, and to access one of theese videos just to clank down on the person in it would be like paying to go to a Justin Bieber concert, sitt next to a person enjoying it and grumble about how shitty he is. So conclusion: this guy is a troll.

    That's fine, we need trolls to make the rest look good. :3

  • @michaeloakleaf yes I was planning to and in future warning people off looking into the talentless hack thanks for telling what I was already doing.

  • I feel the same exact way about this country. And to the people who tell me to leave, I will, give me the money and I'm gone.

  • Yeah.....youre right on so many levels it's not even funny. So when do us smart americans(The ones that are at least a half bit decent and don't have our heads up our asses) take the power away from those who don't deserve it and actually do something worth the rest of the world's time?

  • ok this guys just annoying

  • @kingofadarkenedsoul He's annoying to you because you know he's right.

  • @ThaJ23 no hes annoying because a lot off ppl rant about the same damn thing all the time and im sick of hearing it i for one know that this country is really fucked up but theres nothing we can do untill we get rid of politicians

  • @ThaJ23 Most solid logic i have heard all day.

  • @ThaJ23 That's some interesting logic but I think I can make it work!

    What you MEANT to say is that he's SO off-his-rocker and RAEGing that his logical fallacies and rantings actually go into a (rather verbose) subsisting logistic feedback loop - there-in, being able to seem perfectly logical.

    Either that, or he's stupid, and you're stupid for agreeing and defending it. Cut that shit out, Darwin didn't want us to go out like this.

  • @DocWilyZ Cool story, bro

  • @ChrisTheNinjer Aahh, you bastard. Effectively timed Cool Story made me lol.

  • Funny and very very true.

    Shame the only reason the US spends all that money on war is because it needs war to keep it's economy up. Probably because it started war with people who had Oil... I mean WMD's.

  • @sephtis

    I don't know if these facts have been updated but, apparently, the US spends about 10 billion dollars A MONTH on this stupid ass, pointless war, and they're complaining about not having nearly enough money for healthcare. Bullshit.

  • HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS

    Thats enough to get GOD a sex change

    i justshat

  • Well I'm a right wing fuck-wit as he may say but this fucking funny.

  • This is the precise reason for whenever I travel and I stitch a patch of the Canadian flag into my backpack or something.

    TAKE OFF YA HOSERS.

  • Why am I only now discovering this brilliant man?

  • Way to fix all the problems, stop putting warning labels on everything, and all the idiots will be killed off easy

  • @ibrowmew "Nooo can´t have stupid people dying, gotta get that tax money, whooooooo!"