It's awesome in australia. There isn't snakes and spiders everywhere.... just in the shed :\ well, spiders... never seen a snake in my state, unless its a pet one. oh yeah, and we're alive.
Here in Windsor it's called Judgement Day. And it was supposed to happen at 6, which would have been sad considering I was at school XD
But it was started because the organization was against homosexuals, so with a nice donation towards the organization (over a few months..) they wont say you are homosexual and judge you on it.
well am gonna sit and watch the simpsons that on at 6pm then wehhen we're all still alive am gonna find the person that said oh no the rapture is here and be like here dude have a nice chiilled glass of shut the fuck up :)
@Callum1143 yes it is its not realy an invention because time itself never ends but we made clocks and such for the purpose of helping us get through the day
Humans are the biggest assholes, they said im gonna die when its 1995,1996,1998,1999,2000,2002,2005,2008,2010,11/11/2011 still waiting for the next warning to come D: damn Douche canoes !
im from australia and the world has not ended and no there is no snakes and things everywhere its like a normal place we dont ride kangaroos and koalas dont deliver our mail :)
OH MY GOSH you and i have alot in common. i absolutely HATE the dishes too, i know its irrational but i am always afraid something is gonna bite me in the murky dish water. and i hate getting chicken ready to cook, like when mum buys a whole chicken, for some reason they stuff all the icky parts inside the chest so you have to get them out. i just hate the feel of raw chicken, its slimy and icky, well chicken in general is.
I live in Australia, and i'm still alive :) but tere arent snakes and alligators everywhere, pretty much only in the country/bush. Spiders are very common though. Happy-the-end-of-the-world day. :)
i hate doing the dishes too! my job consists of me walking for pretty much 8 hours straight so doing dishes later on...more suckier than usual lol. especially when there's a lot. btw the way you explain your ideas is super cute :P.
Yeah, I don't get why my fellow christians, of the whack-job variety, obsess about a few isolated passages in the Bible. There have been many predictions of a rapture in the past, and none came true. Doesn't rapture mean happy tho?
4 dislikes...4 people DIE.
xXxRawrVictoriaxXx 5 months ago
lol matt why didnt you do that
glambert365days 7 months ago
Dishes have guts?
lpan97 7 months ago
I hate doing dishes
CurtisAlfeld 8 months ago
Make the world Smile :)
Genny9807 8 months ago
You are the only person who would yell at a train to shut it's mouth. xD
PenguinsBadBladder 8 months ago 3
@PenguinsBadBladder nope, Tobuscus, he says "SHHHHHHHH" to moving cars......... XD
BrandonSpikeFink 8 months ago
we lived not that i thought we were gonna die lol.....
ripstik159 8 months ago
@baptizemyeyes if you're right, and rapture was real, than i suppose no one was truly christian :D:D:D
downsideupgoesgroar 9 months ago
a train lives outside your house??
XzozoX123 9 months ago
Fuck yeahh!! DOMOKUN POSTERRR!!!
Thepowthatwentboom 9 months ago
I'll come do your dishes. ;) LOL!
WhateverNWhatNot 9 months ago
root canals are not that bad :<.
foxdemon333 9 months ago
i'm with u i hate doing the dishes 2
wickedchrisbrien 9 months ago
Dude, if you're ever attacked by a Kangaroo just get behind it. Kangaroos can't jump backwards.
ParanormalcyC6 9 months ago
@ParanormalcyC6 I honestly don't know why, but I laughed really hard at your comment.
AwakentheMonster 9 months ago
I hate dying during the Rapture. Oh, wait.
WhatTheFrakMandy 9 months ago
If I send you my old cell phone will you promise to fix it for me? :D
SooticaTheMushroom 9 months ago
Changing the bedsheets, worst chore EVER.
RapeTheBlade 9 months ago
Australia's fine and dandy
BMX4life9882 9 months ago
what do people in canada think about us in australia? do you think we ride kangaroos to school?
sweetmuziikbabii 9 months ago
is anyone else annoyed at how videos now load?
Nathan5373 9 months ago
We have crocodiles, not alligators.
Sincerely, Australia
Also, Melbourne, now 97.5% Zombie free ^_^
Jacquiihime 9 months ago 7
I hate cleaning my room. Can't stand it. So I feel your pain with the dishes, Matt.
PerceptionsOfMe 9 months ago
If God were to kill us all he would want us to die in style. By being kick-ass zombie killers
letmeatem3 9 months ago
ughhhh.... sooooooo cute. <3
PeanutButterNinja100 9 months ago
Give me your shirt Matt
MrBravedialogue09 9 months ago
That rapture plan was genius
acer993 9 months ago
Knights of the round table! <3 Yessss Monty Python reference :)
AnnaLovesYuu 9 months ago
Australia is fine mate.
1994cg 9 months ago
how to survive the zombie apocalypse
get some pea-shooters,sun flowers, corn launchers and tall-nuts
DMan8613 9 months ago
How to solve your dish problem:
Use paper plates
Styrofoam bowls
Plastic ware.
SOLVED
mcrfanrules56 9 months ago
uhm, how i survived ;
i was at the movies with my friend..watching Pirates Of The Caribbean :c
JeSsIcAsAyDe 9 months ago
haha charlie sheen winning poster in the background xD
MayaandNatforever 9 months ago
Buy a dishwasher!! :-p
landstein 9 months ago
It's all good down under LOL
lovejessica01 9 months ago
It's the 22nd here.. I'm still alive..
MetalFreaksOutxD 9 months ago
It's awesome in australia. There isn't snakes and spiders everywhere.... just in the shed :\ well, spiders... never seen a snake in my state, unless its a pet one. oh yeah, and we're alive.
guitarinkrys 9 months ago
god must have changed his mind....according to cambing.
CoDiRek 9 months ago
WINNING
romodrummerjz 9 months ago
get a dishwasher?
becki182 9 months ago
Lol i Was playing the song portal:still alive a 6:01 Pm
SouLNoob64 9 months ago
Here in Windsor it's called Judgement Day. And it was supposed to happen at 6, which would have been sad considering I was at school XD
But it was started because the organization was against homosexuals, so with a nice donation towards the organization (over a few months..) they wont say you are homosexual and judge you on it.
notaswingset 9 months ago
Ugh well its raining here.. but I'm still breathing.
notaswingset 9 months ago
Theres 0 dislikes.. so no1 dies :D
EscapeTheSky97 9 months ago 20
MATT! i want that v-neck!!!! where did you buy it?
HeffernanProductions 9 months ago
His shirt <3
iJeverlove 9 months ago
its 9:00 AM in australia right now so i think its not real
educationalfish 9 months ago
the thing what pisses me off about this guy is when he whips his hair like justin bieber its so annoying
warfreak1111 9 months ago
yo matt, whenever a train goes by, we can barely hear it. just sayin. if you didn't say anything i wouldn't have even turned up the volume. so yeah
AeroDream1 9 months ago
dont fight the rature
xPhayde 9 months ago
you're hot
starstrukkgrl09 9 months ago
Q: What's the worst weapon in a zombie apocalypse?
A: A gun
runnyonions 9 months ago
I'mma get my AK-47 and shoot the CRAP outta some zombies, mofo! :D
xXnovababyXx 9 months ago
I hate folding towels.
istepedonacat 9 months ago
is that a fullmetal alchemist poster on your wall? :O
XwomenIshtar 9 months ago
i hate sending you mail.
buukro 9 months ago
I love doing the dishes. :P
XxAwesomegirl1337Xx 9 months ago
I'll do your dishes x3
[seriously]
SecondKiraMisaAmane 9 months ago
CANT WAIT TILL 6:00!!!!!!!!! 6 more hours....
lazercoffee 9 months ago
''Jesus is back... and he's pissed off'' JC2 - Judgement Day
...
Jesus must have skipped Australia - no sign of the apocalypse here :)
FunLovingInfidel 9 months ago
@FunLovingInfidel What a letdown. :(
paintedd 9 months ago
I want that shirt!
laforco 9 months ago
There was a train going by my house the same time Matt was yelling out the window for the train to shut up. I connect so well with Youtubers!
WingedCheeseWolf 9 months ago
well i see a huge tsunami and aliens now
KARLCIESLAK 9 months ago
OMG!!!! ..........you have and Autobot symbol on your fridge! XD you an autobot or D-con? Random question is random.
Shadilverfan143234 9 months ago
you got it from funnyjunk
halomaster2155 9 months ago
Since there are going to be zombies I'm not that worried. I've seen Zombieland ;) I know all the rules!
1MissKarlieStarr 9 months ago 133
@1MissKarlieStarr You need to read the CDC's rules to surviving a zombie apocalypse C:
LtMarksLixer 9 months ago
@1MissKarlieStarr Totally agreed. I'd say the same, but you beat me to the punch :D I'm fucking ready for those things.
AnnaLovesYuu 9 months ago
@1MissKarlieStarr I know all the rulles to!!;)
emotwin97 9 months ago
@emotwin97 DOUBLE TAP!!!
1MissKarlieStarr 9 months ago
but im still alive....
sugarbou 9 months ago
Yeah im in aus (: we didnt die, neither will you (:
SarahAkaBatman 9 months ago
Well I'm in Australia and the only way I see we could die is in our sleep (It's 11:30) anyway I'm not afraid of dying :) sooo it's pree cool here
Instrumental1st 9 months ago
In brazil we still alive... JS... -_- but i wish the world ended today... because i have a college test today... lol
oOAndrewsOo 9 months ago
Looks like the Rapture...
*Sunglasses*
Was in Bioshock
YEEEEAAAAAAAAA
Ashatote 9 months ago 3
I hate you.
Just kidding. Cool video :D I hate uh...idk nothing really. and i am still alive wooo.
imabadspeler 9 months ago
DOMO
SouthKoreanNinjaFTW 9 months ago
Australia is all good. It happens at 3am for us hahahahah
TheBelieveroflove 9 months ago
Nice Package XD
keshafan28 9 months ago
I'm doing OK in China by the way. 9:15pm. I guess that puts us just behind Australia.
naryanr 9 months ago
Yeah the time zones thing was funny. Looks like the rapture's going to be pretty fast. Like a kind of... veloci-rapture lol.
naryanr 9 months ago
Oh my Gaaahhhddddd.j you're right, the world will end, it's sunny and warm in MICHIGAN! :O
TasteOfTorment 9 months ago 2
@TasteOfTorment RIGHT its actually warm in wisconsin too O_O
firefly19971 9 months ago
@firefly19971 :O this is too weird. I can totally see the call for alarm. xD
TasteOfTorment 9 months ago
I'm just gonna shag everything in sight
SexiiBen 9 months ago 2
ye us aussies are just chillin, yeah snakes and spiders are in my bed
imusthaveaconcussion 9 months ago
We all alive(:
BeccyAmphatine 9 months ago
In Australia, we wait for Skippy to come warn us of the Rapture.
I'm king now? Woo! ...In Australia, girls can be Kings. TOPSY TURVY!
MZ3yeLiner 9 months ago
its may 22nd in NZ
Donnaalex1993 9 months ago
well am gonna sit and watch the simpsons that on at 6pm then wehhen we're all still alive am gonna find the person that said oh no the rapture is here and be like here dude have a nice chiilled glass of shut the fuck up :)
XxOSIRISCOMPLEXxX 9 months ago
Its funny how god follows a human made invention, time.
TwoOldOaks 9 months ago
@TwoOldOaks Time ISN'T a man made "invention".
Callum1143 9 months ago
@Callum1143 yes it is its not realy an invention because time itself never ends but we made clocks and such for the purpose of helping us get through the day
xXxjakeXjokerxXx 9 months ago
@Callum1143 It is. Can you prove time. No you can't. Its an abstract idea and a theory, but not a fact.
TwoOldOaks 9 months ago
nothin happened in australia cuz jesus is on easter standard time!!!!!
snowdragon1213 9 months ago
Is everyone okay though?!! We almost died!!
iLoveTaylorKitsch 9 months ago
its the 21st, i'm not alive, and im watching your video. One of those is wrong. but which one? u deside
mulkoilevako 9 months ago
why do the dishes when to world ends soon?
piewarrior 9 months ago
No alligators in Australia. (:
May 21st - I went to see new Pirates of the Caribbean. :D
aeraskims 9 months ago
I'm still Alive :)
booklover12381 9 months ago
i'm still alive, and the cake is still a lie.
elroulade 9 months ago
may 21, 2011 8:34pm. Melbourne.
Was a normal day. HAH CHILL.
CandyComplexion 9 months ago
it's the 21st and I'm alive!!! YAY
EvilTammie 9 months ago
"so what are YOUR rapture plans? Plan on livin'? Plan on dyin'?" xD
australia is fine. Unless the rapture looks just like... A normal day :P
hannahrockon 9 months ago
so much for doing the dishes ;D
denbuza 9 months ago
21 may 2011 13:04 i am alive !
Shurick92 9 months ago
i am alive
BlubberMetal 9 months ago
Am a ALIVE
Mywakkyworld 9 months ago
Im in japan and its almost 7:00pm nothing happened
iluvdogs777 9 months ago
haha i want your charlie sheen winning poster!
LaurenLovesTwilight1 9 months ago
Hey, it's supposed to start May 21st 6:00 PM. Deal with it. It wont happen.
xXMinecraftAddictXx 9 months ago
aw the way you say 'out' is the best thing, where are you from?xx
UltravioletRecord 9 months ago
Actually, New Zealanders would die first :) We are before Aussie :D
caitlinf797 9 months ago
Ummm....we don't have alligators. We have crocodiles. Just sayin :P
DreamingIsFreedom 9 months ago
That was the Jesus Train you were missing
macavitymacavity 9 months ago 2
I used to live in Australia, before the rapture. I'm watching you in hell now.
darkghostvampireREV 9 months ago
sunny, and i sprained my wrist this morning. kinda sucks
welljustcallmeboo 9 months ago
Here in Australia, the weather is cloudy with a chance of Satan.
..i hate it when that happens.
missgenevievelucy 9 months ago 176
@missgenevievelucy Genius.
swimmerbratt101 9 months ago
its like may 21th 4;20 PM in here rite now and im still alive;DD
marlisexd 9 months ago
australias good :D
danabear007 9 months ago
Denmark is okay... lovely weather, thanks jesus!
notsoseriousanymore 9 months ago
Its 09:57 in germany and Im okay :)
Dumbleebe 9 months ago
@kklovesmakeup1 I know I just want it flipped back down (: haha
xxthisrockprincessxx 9 months ago
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH TRAIN!"
OnlyHarleyRose 9 months ago
I hate douche bags :/ and its 12:30 AM in California I'm still alive so far
dramadeyskitz 9 months ago
everybody still here?
christiangirl4220 9 months ago
Waldo is still hiding, or is he not.
jgwynne87 9 months ago
I'm still alive?! but it isn't 6pm yet. So, iunnno. I think God works on American time >_>
mazmazFUCK 9 months ago
I hate waking up before noon.
FlashySilence 9 months ago
I hate HUMANS !
Humans are the biggest assholes, they said im gonna die when its 1995,1996,1998,1999,2000,2002,2005,2008,2010,11/11/2011 still waiting for the next warning to come D: damn Douche canoes !
Klamepa 9 months ago
@Klamepa wasn't there a "big" one in 2003 too?
AnHeroDesu 9 months ago
@AnHeroDesu dunno :D prolly
Klamepa 9 months ago
im from australia and the world has not ended and no there is no snakes and things everywhere its like a normal place we dont ride kangaroos and koalas dont deliver our mail :)
MsAwsomelyawsome 9 months ago
I hate doing the dishes to high five
shazerrox 9 months ago
OH MY GOSH you and i have alot in common. i absolutely HATE the dishes too, i know its irrational but i am always afraid something is gonna bite me in the murky dish water. and i hate getting chicken ready to cook, like when mum buys a whole chicken, for some reason they stuff all the icky parts inside the chest so you have to get them out. i just hate the feel of raw chicken, its slimy and icky, well chicken in general is.
theGreenPrincess16 9 months ago
I have to walk my dogs and I hate it.
ImDifferentThanYou 9 months ago
Spit at 1:18 LOLOLOL
keleighthedragon 9 months ago
Really man a charlie sheen poster saying WINNING. LOL i seen that at HMV and i was like WTF BRO WTF lol
sk84life0 9 months ago
Dammit I'm dead...
wingxerox 9 months ago
@OnAChairSiting well thats ur point of veiw not mine thanks for ur input but thats wht i believe
CrazyCici12 9 months ago
That time zone advice had to be some of the best advice I've ever heard.
merrimankaylynn 9 months ago
iloveyew.
Angelica21600 9 months ago
i kissed the cutest guy in my school today >..< and said tommorow is guna be the end and left :3
xogiggles12xo 9 months ago
@xogiggles12xo nice one. post back with what he says on monday.
naryanr 9 months ago
@naryanr sorry i just seen this comment >-< he was just looking at me all week XD
xogiggles12xo 4 months ago
@xogiggles12xo *high 5*
naryanr 4 months ago
i live in australia and i havent even seen a snake in my whole life
educationalfish 9 months ago
I live in Australia, and i'm still alive :) but tere arent snakes and alligators everywhere, pretty much only in the country/bush. Spiders are very common though. Happy-the-end-of-the-world day. :)
DemetriMillard 9 months ago
"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH TRAIN, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! .......... anyway"
sophiegtv 9 months ago
I wan't your shirt!
Ittybittydinosaur 9 months ago
I've heard of that prank, it sounds hilarious, you should do it then make a video of people freaking out tomorrow lmao.
Blink182Fan16 9 months ago
Tell us how you really feel about people on the internets
RaynMan718 9 months ago
YOU KNOW WHAT, Y'KNOW WHAT?! I HATE THAT i DON'T HAVE THAT CHARLIE SHEEN WINNING POSTER IN MY ROOM! lol
MyNevaeh 9 months ago
I'll be come King and make you my slave ;3
Lol, i love your idea, i thought the same thign when you started taking about time zones :P
ladieleopard 9 months ago
Not saying that I'm believing in this whole end of the world - but they said it wasn't going to happen till 6pm, js
BlondeeCaitlinnnn 9 months ago
well, i have to work tomorrow...
GetDropkick 9 months ago
i hate doing the dishes too! my job consists of me walking for pretty much 8 hours straight so doing dishes later on...more suckier than usual lol. especially when there's a lot. btw the way you explain your ideas is super cute :P.
missashley327 9 months ago
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH TRAIN! Rofl
bluecat689 9 months ago
i hate doing the dishes and working and not being lazy lmao
blufairy8324 9 months ago
If some people acutually picked up a bible they would kno that man doesnt not know the time or hour which our creator will come for us :)
CrazyCici12 9 months ago
@CrazyCici12 And there is no creator there to ever come for us :)
OnAChairSitting 9 months ago
Yeah, I don't get why my fellow christians, of the whack-job variety, obsess about a few isolated passages in the Bible. There have been many predictions of a rapture in the past, and none came true. Doesn't rapture mean happy tho?
still7geo 9 months ago
ehh, aussie is fine, buuut it does feel to much like a 'lazy day' to me, but im like that all the time.. :3
HannahWillisx 9 months ago
Tomorrow is my Birthday :D and I was born at 6PM too XD I AM THE BRINGER OF DEATH >:D
callynia 9 months ago 36
@callynia hahahahaa thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
gypsipup 9 months ago
@mattgformayor If the world ends (doubt it) i love you. If it doesn't .. i still love you .. haha
FameSpelledWithK 9 months ago
i think you're procrastinating against doing your dishes.
Bloggersaurus 9 months ago
there was a snake in my garage once, i cut its head off with my shovel, im pretty badass
Bloggersaurus 9 months ago
australias awesome as usual
Bloggersaurus 9 months ago
Australia is alive!!! Nope no snakes or spiders... and they are crocdiles!!!! :P
TheAandKtv 9 months ago
Root Canals arent as bad as everyone thinks they are!!!
DisfunctionalRiot 9 months ago
no the rapture isn't everyone dies... jesus is supposed to take his homies to heaven then like in october everyone else goes to hell! yay!
pandarawrable 9 months ago
better rapture prank...
blow up dolls + helium.
(:
omgitskatlynn 9 months ago 4