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  • I thought Chris said: "Show your ass?!?...Ya'll some gay ass cops!" lol

  • @JESSEARCANE90 He did but they have to make it seem like he didn't so they don't offend anyone. Stupid really..

  • @maisboyfriend I knew I wasn't crazy :D lol

  • My favourite is at 1:41 :D

  • My daddy cut a bullet with his bare hands LOL

  • omg lmaooo CT and JC best duet

  • chris tucker <3 my main man from a nigga country <33333333333

  • Reaction for the sniff is the best ;d

  • "They must not grbreaa..."

    "You are right man, Lets go tell them."

  • What Is This Shit About Your Daughter? Had Me Rollin Hard AF!

  • "...what's wrong with you?" lmao XD

  • Man! People tell me Shit......... ATWHOOOOOOOOO

  • LOL!!!!

  • jackie's english is so cute....!

  • 't 's wrong with you?? XD

  • 1:06 HIS SCREAM IS SO FUNNY WHEN HE FELL LOL

  • "Don't move! Don't smile! POW, POW, POW, POW, POW!":)

  • How was the first a blooper?

  • @Nox360 blooper just means mistake. Jackie messed up the scean by not fluidly placing his hand in the wheel.

  • "sho yo ass?! yal some gay ass come mane"

    lmfao Chris Tucker is the shit!

  • WAAHHHH 1:24 = <333

  • 0:32 looooooool xD

  • lol show ya'll ass

  • ahahahhaha <3 at the end

  • Whats this shit about your daughter?

    Dont move.....dont smile.

    You bust in there like you're L.A.P.LALA

    Man this is cool Hans sending us to Hong Kong.....whats that line?

  • Jackie at the end was hilarious. =D

  • subtitle by snitch company X-D

  • My Daddy, one, Cautch a Bullet... Lol!!

  • "SHOW ME YOUR ASS" XDDDDDDD LMFAAOO Love this movie ♥

  • Sneeze... Whats wrong with you!

  • 'SHOW ME YOUR ASS!!' XD

  • And the best part is: "They must not $#%$%..." "You're right, man, let's go tell them."

  • what is this shit about ur daughto? :))))))

  • they must not cudableugh.........your  right man lets go tell em!

  • snies what's wrong whit  you ? hhaha

  • i like when the dude in the red suit sneezes and Chris goes "Hell's wrong wit you?"

  • Blame the captions on Snitch Company lol

  • cop scene sooooooo funny. The best duo.

  • They must not fhksjgfkjas

    U right man lets go tell em! rofl dang 

  • Director:my daddy one caught a bullet by his bare hand!!

    Jackie:my daddy oancalabula bu his beee hand!!!..........No bullshit thats epic.

  • My fav Jackie's movies bloopers of all time, I was laughing till I wet my pants, sooo funny ! !

  • the first blooper, jackie says "long" meaning the holster went pretty far. he didnt say "it broke"

  • lol most cops ask for your licence this guy asks for your ass

  • Jackie Chan is adorable!!

  • what a great time, i enjoy every movie of jackie and chris is soo funny

  • fifty million dollar over and over XD

  • "show your ass? Y'all some gay ass cops" LMAO!!!

  • 1:48 i just died xDD

  • hahahahahaaaaa!!! *jazz hands with the peace signs* lmao XD

  • No Joke! Show your ass!

  • this series hands down has the funniest bloopers ever

  • lmfao show your ass

    what's he suppose to say?

  • SHOW UR ASS!!! LOL

  • SHOW ME YOU ASS!

  • I would love being in a film with them 2 ...they are amazing!!!!! ... I love Martin Lawrence , Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker ...they are AMAZING.

  • yeah right let me see your badge buddy.....

    SHOW ME YOUR ASS.... hahahaha funniest blooper

  • LOL the last one! *double peace signs* Arr ha ha ha ha ^ ^

  • bahahaha show your ass

  • oohhh my god , Carter is bomb just hilarious !!!! LOL

  • How can u dislike something like this!? 6 idiots with no sense of humor at all! I laughed so hard that I fell off a chair :D

  • ''The must not keleprew''

    ''Your right man. Lets go tell them.''

  • 6 ppl wish they could kutabula like jackie. lol :)

  • @darkday59 lol!

  • lol, i've never heard of someone sneezing in filming, o well, when u gotta sneeze u g-g- gottaaaa *achooo*

  • chi chi nnii made me crack my butt out of laughter

  • one of the greatest movies ever, hands down.

  • @adrwLe *raises hand* But wait there was... oh wait never mind *puts hand down*

  • press 2 again and again instant masturbation

  • Show ur ass! LOL at cop scene

  • GAHAHAH!!!!!!! Carter just said 'pee' in Chinese like..three times.

  • @hotblooded94 when or where???

  • 1:32 lmfao

  • anyone know where i can find the vids where they make jackie say fucked up shit with a straight face? cos he barely speaks english and has no idea what he is saying.

  • Don't Move, Don't Smile! bang bang bang xD

  • I just don't stop laughing:D

  • True, those subtitles were pretty crap...Jackies last line is..."Now you know how difficult I have!"...and he's right.

  • lmao at the end .

  • what is this shit bout your daughter?!

  • Show ur ass....ya'll must gay lol

  • Aw damn ilove them together

  • hahahahaha 2:30  may i offer you some penis?

  • my god Jakie is freaking CUTEEEEEE and Chrissss looks alot like Michael Jackson!

  • "SHOW YOUR ASS!!"

    "'Show your ass?' Y'all some gay ass cops!"

  • Yo atlasisvesttem that subtitles of yours or cd is same as my cd and subtitles.

  • See, now you know how difficult I am...hahaha jackie is awesome

  • rush hour is just great!!!

  • Ow!

    Jacky Chan it's so cute!

    I love him!

    =3

  • 1:16-1:20 His ass broke.

  • 1:29 .. show me your as!.. lol ahahah too funny

  • They must not (*&"£$&"!

    ..You're right man let's go tell 'em

  • HOW YOU EVA USED ONE OF THEEEEEEESE??

  • fifty million dollars!? hahaha

  • they show like all of these at the end of the movie in the credits.

  • no bullshit

  • "Show ya ass? Ya'll some gay-ass cops" hahahahaha

  • 1:47 the best part 4 me !

  • at 1:35 the cops said show your ass, Tucker said Show your ass ? Your some gay ass cops xD Soo the subsitle is not good xD

  • Cotch a bullet!

  • That cop must be from San Fransisco

  • WHAT IS THIS SHIT ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER LOL

  • 1:20

    DANCE POWER!! x)

  • May I offer you some penis?

  • AHAHAHAH He's SO ASIAN! I LOVE THIS MOVEI!!

  • Chris Tucker walk so funny

  • "my daddy once caught a bullet by his bare hand" he should of ended it with "he bled like crazy but he caught it" lol

  • "SHOW ME YOUR ASS!" "SHOW ME YOUR ASS? YA'LL ARE GAY" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @MinnesotaJDM HE said : Ya'll some gay ass cops xxD LOL

  • Fifty million dollars? Who do you think you kidnapped, Kelsey Grammer?

  • Show your ass? Ya'll some gay ass cops!! ROTFLMAO...

  • hahah the last one!! 'you see my english. now you see how difficult i am. ahahahaha (peace signs) ahahahaha.XD fuuunnnnnnnnny

  • fifty million dollar you dont have chelsea clinton? XD

  • every comment is about what they say imao

  • 1:46

    he's allergic to bullshit

  • what does imao mean?

  • @bugsbunnybuddy

    laughing my ass off

  • I love to see the actors having fun. It puts in a major sense of humor :)

  • chris tucker always got one line that he will mess up over and over again :P

  • Did she say "may I offer you some penis"? lmao

  • "Show us your ass?"

  • <3 Jackie and Chris!

    Jackie at the end is best!

  • i love it

  • 1:42 That is sooo funny i was laughin so freaking hard xD

  • my daddy wanna catch a bullet by his bare hand.. no bullshit!

  • LA P...blabla

  • show us ur ass!! omg i laughed so hard i peed a little....

  • what is this shi*t about your daughter LOL

  • 2:11 they must not kulbabla... You right man les´ go tell em! ROFLMAO!!!

  • @fila365 looooooooooooool!

  • show me your ass!?!? You all sum gay ass cops!!!

  • @MSnanaii lmao my favorite part

  • "they must not kudblaahh...."

    "youre right man., lets go tell them."

    LOL.., ^_^

  • Show your ass? y all the gayest cops!

  • You right man...you tell 'em

  • Xiexie isnt Cantonese. But still, Chris pronounced it pretty funny :> Chinese girl here :D

  • @hazgeli who said it´s cantonese?

  • @Lilithly errrr.. Chris. He said in one Bloopers that, "He got to learn cantonese and Jackie gets to learn english."

  • 1:49..whas wrong with you??

  • CHRIS TUCKER ISTHE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD. BETTER THAN EDDIE MURPHYY

  • OMG CHRIS TUCKER YOU'RE HILARIOUSSSS

  • my daddy once catch,cotch a bullet,

    caught a bullet in his hands.no bullshit. :D

  • man people tell me shit... (sneezing) whats wrong with you? .. man hahahaha lol

  • jajajajajja q funnY!

  • show your ass

    LOLOL whats he suppose to say?

  • @NataWillieee made me laugh!

  • 1:46 is the best part. :)

  • show your ass hahahaha

  • 2:33 Sheishei.. LOL and 2:34 Tucker wants to laugh.and at the end 3:00-3:02 xd.jackie chan is funny

  • "my daddy once catch a buller...ca ca...cauqht a bullet by his bare hands.!" lol its hilarious cuz jackie chan barely knows wut he's sayinq

  • LOL the last one is win

  • haha fail at the subtitles

  • Just because some of the subtitles are wrong doesn't mean you have to block out the whole thing

  • actually the WHOLE thing was hilarious!!! i love when jackie goes hysterical/laughs hard!!!lol

  • LOL the last one and the 1st---MY FAVS!!!!!!! lol hahaha

  • thot she said "May I offer you some penis" at 2:30 LOL

  • no bullshit ;d

  • I laughed so hard at the telephone scene. 50 million dollar?? Who do you think you got? Chelsea carter? Lmao the guy at 1.13 must be thinking, goddamnit did I just ruined the movie is he okay??

  • People tell me shit--- ACHOOHH!---- .......whass roon wit you??? HAHAHAHAH! I laughed so HARD!

  • hahaha love where the guy sneezes haha

  • "See, now you know how difficurt I am!" Asian dialect L's to R's very funny.

  • LMAOOO!!! SHOW ME YOUR ASS!!!!

  • not gonna lie that was a pretty sick catch at around 20

  • I LAUGHED SOOOOO HARD THRU 0:25-0:36 LOL

  • jackie chans pure gold :) xxx luv u jackie xxx

  • i'm in love with jackie chan <3

  • @RyofuQueen arn't we all heehee

  • @chapsticklolz i want to merry hin xD

  • SHOW ME UR ASS !!

  • Im patiently waiting on Rush Hour 4. and also Bad Boys 3. Though I have not heard any talk about it, just wishful thinking i guess.

  • show your ass!!!!!!!! hahaha

  • loool :p so funny

  • LOL 2:13 they must not gotoblah!!

  • I love the end!!!

    It`ssoooo funny :D