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  • @jackmcl90 as soon as I tell your mum she to old for me!

  • best rap ever

  • HEY SHAQ WHEN YOU GONNA MAKE A FREE THROW?

  • @ParkourFools when you gonna grow pubes?

  • @Shueb12 go home a edit tht little chart u just made. Ur crazy

  • this is.... news?

  • and all you did was tell me my stats were FAKE LOL. ROFL!!! ThAT MEANS YOU WON THE ARGUMENT? BECAUSE YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE IN THE BASKETBALL WORLD THINKS ITS FAKE? LOLOLOL. OK OK, EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID IS FAKE SO I WIN THIS ARGUMENT AND SCHOOLED YOU ROFL....look how fucking dumb your side of the argument is, no logic, no basic, no information about anything. You think rings make you a better player and if thats the case like I said before theres 59 other players that are better than kobe

  • rings dont make you a better player, rings show how many championship teams you're on. How you earned those rings shows what kind of a playoff player you were and for 3 of kobes championship rings he rode the backside of Shaqs nuts, while the other 2 rings he put up 2 historically bad finals performances. 2009 finals hes the only finals MVP he never shot above 50% in a single final game, 2010 finals hes averaged 40% shooting as a finals MVP, worst in finals MVP history. Getting owned much?

  • all bad hes the next piggy

  • Look at corey gunz in the background he was a nobody then.

  • check it, you know how i be, last week wade couldnt do it without me

  • Kobe still couldnt do without Shaq, he was lucky to have refs favor in 09 & 10 otherwise right now boston would have won 08 & 10 and who knows in 09. Both the nuggets and rockets were beating them until the refs stepped in.

    Kobe, tell him how his ass taste!!!

  • Tim Duncan has better stats..jus sayn

  • Kobe won 3 championships with Shaq

  • @AANation360 with gasol, artest, bynum, and odom ya

  • all you guys are stupid. you all discredit kobe and say he won because of shaq. I'm not even gonna address it. you know how stupid you are. did u forget 09? 10? and how bout kobe making all the game time decisions at the end of games in 99-04 cuz shaq couldn't make a damn free-throw so he didn't get the ball at the end of games?? I've seen laker games, i know what goes on. you idiots read stats and espn and think you know everything.

    tell me how my ass taste

  • Kobe won 3 rings because of shaq.true. and shaq won 3 rings because of kobe. Shaq didn't anything until he was with kobe. he had penny hardaway a way better player then kobe around there. Don't say because shaq qas in his 3rd yr that dude average 28.4points 11.2 rebounds 3 blocks..ROOKIE YEAR something around that so. Because of shaq kobe won and because of kobe SHAQ one..POINT BLANK.

  • fuck kobe he lucky shaq came to la that bitch didnt even start until eddie jones went down the year they won their first chip look it fake ass fans shut the fuck up

  • you tell him shaq

  • to bad kobe has more rings

    

  • @cmitchell303 shaq got him 3 rings

  • @cmitchell303 you are aware that 3 of those rings was because he had a prime Shaq

  • I love shaq so much <3

  • Dont hate shaq ur fat ass cant get ring u got rings only 3 time and every time u see them rings u think about kobe. Fat ass shaq

  • @MrGamerFREAK511 brahh watch basketball before u talk trash, he won a ring with the Heat!

  • @prettyb0yswaqq how many times math would help... 1<16

  • @MrGamerFREAK511 i meant how many times... math would help... 1<16... so think before u talk back to me

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  • Who has more rings Shaq or Kobe?

  • @yankeesrock16531 kobe by one

  • He's known as the best rapper in the world number 1 number 2 uhh...

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  • And THIS is what motivated Kobe to win 2 championships after this.

  • the light skinned dude looks like cory gunz..thumbs up if u agree

  • @hightech713 it is cory gunz

  • @mileseking ooooooooooo...lol

    

  • kobe tell me how my ass tastes! hahahahaha great!! kobe couldnt do it without shaq!!

  • is there a download link

  • After this video:

    Kobe: 2 Rings

    Shaq: 0 Rings, Multiple Injuries.

  • thats the difference between first and last place, kobe tell me how my ass tastes

    hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ah

  • @keithwezzy acctually he made 48

  • Man ferget Shaq its all about Kobe mr. 81 Shaq cant beat shaq for crap with out kobe even trying

  • @keithwezzy LOOOOL

  • kobe is great but shaq was better in his position than kobe was. i think that you can never replace a big man like shaq. the power and quickness he had dunking on you was incredible

  • fuck you shaq u suck ... just big hater!

  • @michaelgilbert0504 Kobe sucks

  • fuck you shaq u suck

  • cory gunz in the building ! lol

  • Shaq is fucking weak

  • @MIKEDGAF714 Shaq is retired

  • @Kuntudog He did the NBA a favor :D

  • @MIKEDGAF714 He wasn't doing as good but he could of pulled a brett farve.

  • shaq was hatin heavy

  • i could picture him making a album

  • @Mhtrece13

    he already has four........

  • @claymaker52bt damn see i did not know that

  • @Mhtrece13

    yeah they are actually not that bad and kinda funny lol

  • That rap sucked

  • @beastybretsky It sucks because kobe rape u two

  • hey its Cory Gunz!

  • shaq is soooo gay lol

  • shaq is the man

  • CHECK IT' YA KNOW HOW IT BE, THIS YEAR KOBE COULDN'T BE NOWITSKI! UGH

  • shaq is fucken stupid

  • 5>4.

  • LMFAO and kobe goes on to win 2 rings without shaq the year after that karmas a bitch. maybe shaq could make another rap and kobe could retire with 7 rings.

  • @delrip Karma's not a bitch, your boy is the bitch that likes to ride the coattails of the big men in this league that play better than him in the playoffs to help him get rings & then he gets most of the glory in the end! Now he wants to try & get D. Howard next yr so he can do the same thing.

  • i actually like him less after this. and hes one of my favorite athletes off the court.

  • a did yall see cory gunz

  • kobe 5 rings, shaq 4..... i think shaq is being shitted on by kobe!

  • @thedirtydime You fail cause KB rode Shaq's coattail for those first 3 rings & then Pau for his last 2. And now he wants to try & get D. Howard so he can get most of the credit again if they win it all.

  • @musiqgem ok YOU fail bc there is NO way that one person could do all the work by himself! its 5 on 5 not 1 on 5! and the key to having a great team is having an amazing Center. example- shaq, pau, and howard. as we can see the heat are having a hard time becoming "UNSTOPPABLE" bc Bosh is a weak center. so yea. if u think a guard can do all the work by himself then ur mistaken.

  • @thedirtydime WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, "As we can see the Heat are having a hard time"??? News Flash, The Heat are up 3 gms to 1 & Bosh is straight killing the Bulls in this series, even in the loss he had 30pts! What happened, did your cable get cut off after gm 1? BTW, Bosh is not a center he's a power forward, Joel Anthony is the center & he is doing a great job defensively. Jordan NEVER, EVER played with an amazing center but yet he had a great team so that's hogwash, nuff said!

  • Damn hes fat.

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  • Corey Gunz?

  • and this is why Stephen A Smith is fired...ESPN can't tolerate all that truth.

    ESPN WANTED A SHAQ VS. KOBE BEEF, that's Disney for U lol

  • Stevin Kobe isn't the best at all yeah hez a good scorer but he duznt pass at all he thinkz he the shot cuz hez a lil prik lebronz better!!

  • why would kobe have to try to embarrass shaq... shaq embarrasses himself

  • so he cant rap or play ball what the hell is he good at????

  • Man Shaq lame as hell I think he is just mad because Kobe is the best in the NBA like this comment!

  • too bad shaq's career is shit now hahaha

  • Shaq: "Kobe, you can't do without me!"

    Kobe: "Aight... *gets 2 championship rings in a row*"

  • you cant free style nor free throw

  • Shaq you fuckin suck

  • Shaq, tell me how Kobe's ass tastes like

  • call cash money best rapper alive

  • the funny thing is that kobe was actually playing in the NBA finals that year, while Shaq was just in some random freaking club watching the game..

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  • "U KNOW HOW IT BE THE LAST TWO YEARS KOBE DID IT WITHOUT ME!!!"

  • Ya some lame ass bitches fightin on youtube really mutha fukas get on some grown up shit and do somethin worth ur time

  • Well know we all see whats happens when Kanye & Shaquille get drunk. One interrupts someone getting an award. The other starts up some oddball freestyle.

  • TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE'S

  • @DollPound12345 how old r u? 8? All u can say is "ur mother" wow. Get a life

  • ha well fuck you shaq thats two championships in a row! Lakers forever

  • Funny how shaq cant make a free throw.

  • @BJThaBaller13 but ur mother can

    

  • @DollPound12345 fuck u nigga, wasup lil' pussy ass bitch, u lucky i aint kno where u live lil punk ass bitch. betta watch tha fuck out wit dat mouth of yo's bitch. fuck u punk ass mutha fucka

  • @BJThaBaller13 yourrrrr motheerrrrrr

  • umm first of all shaq sucks at free throw he only made the nba cause hes tall hes just talkin crap kobe is beast shaq sucks your mom

  • you suck at rapping, partly cause you cant talk right

  • like if you saw cory gunz there

  • "how bout a round of applause, standing ovation... you look so dumb right now." - take a bow

  • dude shaq cmon man... kobe is a beast and so are you

  • It right shaq that's just the reason hes won two NBA championships in a row

  • Best hip-hop lyric ever, "I don't do dat, cause my name's Shaquille."

  • leave it to some white people to take freestyling too seriously.

  • Whats sad is that Shaq gets paid more than the ENTIRE Charlotte Bobcats team.

  • @Mecob3RS shaq weighs more than the entire Bobcats team

  • lol

  • the news guy looks like tony hawk.

  • dats why shaq on the boston celtics now thats why knobody want his big dumb self

  • haha cory gunz next to him

  • how does my ass tatse

  • shaq should stick to basketball (which he isn't even that good at) lol

  • @Ellron0 yeah thats cause hes washed up in his prime he would shit on everyone

  • Im sorry but I dont care how much you are a Kobe dick rider this shit was funny as hell when it first came out

  • Now look who got the last laugh you P.O.S! You got a better chance winning a FT contest than winning another ring... Especially now that your a CelDick.

  • Kobe has more rings and he's a better baller Wack Fu needs to give it up he is injured ilke every other game and no to mention he's old and has nothing his wife took him for all he's worth.

  • the only B.I.G. is biggie smalls kthxbai

  • Kobe tell me how ass taste

  • šaks pats kautkāds liels lācis bļe. ;dd

  • shaq cant talk kobe better then him he has more rings then him and he has a fine wife shaq is wack

  • Check it..u kno how i be...last week kobe couldnt do without me...lol...i luv shaq

  • comedy

  • hahahahahaha i am crackin up

  • HAHAhahahahahahhahahahhah SHAQ IS THE BESTTTT <3 Who cares about Kobe he rapes eveyone but Shaq Is AMAZING <333333333333333

  • @jennaj1773 ur a fag

  • @jennaj1773 yup he rapes every guy who has to guard him..

    81 points in a game? he raped the entire raptors team.

  • @Jreythe2nd no they where just afraid of the refs calling ghost fouls on them because nobody can cough on Kobe with out a foul

  • @RICHKING3600 Umm sure...... all those shots he made were pretty darn good.

  • i like da rap... jus not how yall hate on kobe. get off his stick and give him his props. he got more rings on one hand the most starting lineups in the league. and jordan did have help. was pippen just a pretty face? do yall research...

  • The media took this rivalry out of control, its not that serious these guys have discussed this and kobe understands this event was just something feeding what the people wanted to hear. Kobe and Shaq dont hate eachother there not best friends but they dont hate eachother its a mutual respect

  • lol my man funny as shit!

  • Kobe can SMD : D

  • kobes last ring he had a fucking veteran all star line up. i knw gasol and neva gon be the `00 shaq but hes a freaking all star forward kobe needs a rebounder he aint mike jordan

  • im happy about kobe and getting his rings... but yah kobe fans gotta admit this shit is entertaining!

  • Kobe did it twice without shaq and it will do it again!!

  • Shaq is one of the nicest guys outside the court

  • No doubt all the championships they won on the lakers together was lead by Shaq.

  • Look at this fat bastard now. Kobe's going for his 6# ring whilst Shaq is riding the gravy train in Boston trying to ring chase. FUCK YOU SHAQ, your fucking fat and washed uop.

    "You seen my FIVE rings Shaq " (Kobe voice)

  • @SkipyOnline ironic, i was watching austin powers the same time i read your comment

  • @101feven101 Loooool "Fat bastard". You must've had a hearty laugh!!!

  • @SkipyOnline haha yea and the scene with Fat Bastard was on the screen the exact same time haha

  • @SkipyOnline Well technically, Kobe worked for 2 years. The other 3 was from Shaq's help

  • Kobe's definitely shitting on Shaq's face right now man

  • @francokills Shaq has a chance for the ring again.

    I mean Boston is stacked with 5 former allstar veterans.

    Pierce, Allen, Garnett, Jermaine, Shaquille and don't forget Rondo

    (which turned down the Allstar invite)

    They gotta good team and I'll be rooting for them and Miami in this upcoming year!

  • @francokills lmao!! i think not! when kobes big men arent there (shaq)  or doing good (pau gasol) hes shit

  • @francokills y u say dat

  • @francokills

    Kobe doesnt have SHIT on Shaq

  • @NasIsLegend 5 RINGS AND HEALTHY OHH AND NOT DIVORCED

  • @XxXuhlsportking23xX

    and Shaq isnt a rapist!!! your a tool man

  • @NasIsLegend exept a ring lol

  • @NasIsLegend . idiot, kobe got one MORE ring, and will have more points, and be a better player when its all said an done.

  • @NasIsLegend

    kobe-5

    shaq-4

    NEXT!!!!!

  • @Shueb12

    Kobe- 1 rape (that we know of)

    Shaq- 0

  • @NasIsLegend

    yep kobe is a rapist and shaq isnt. kobe rapes every nba player and team and shaq doesnt. is that what ur trying to say? if it is. then i agree completely.

  • @Shueb12 kobe would have 2 if it wasnt for shaq

  • @kaYboi8o8

    again with the hate sure.

    kobe would have 0 without gasol and shaq

    shaq would have 0 without kobe and wade

    jordan would have 0 without pippen and rodman

    wade would have 0 without shaq

    lebron would have 0 if......he keeps leaving in the 4th quarter.

    how bout that, everyone is ringless, no one has a ring. lol

    what do u want from kobe for him to get your respect? have him being the only one on the floor and score every basket? make every defensive play? seriously man.

    lol

  • @Shueb12 Wrong, Shaq would have 5 without Kobe. Get it right, Kobe single handedly ruined their chances in 2004.

  • @kaYboi8o8

    yep, it was kobe's fault. its ALWAYS KOBE'S FAULT. never someone else, its always kobe.

    whatever kiddo this is all i gotta say.....

    kobe-5

    shaq-4

  • @Shueb12 Who elses fault would it be? Please enlighten me on who missed 100 shots in a playoff series (NBA record by Kobe). Who missed 30 shots in a play off game? (NBA record by Kobe)? Shaq was shooting over 50% that playoff run while Kobe was shooting near 34%, but kobe is taking twice as many shots as Shaq? Shouldn't the person who is making the shots take more shots? Please for the love of god tell me who elses fault it could have been besides Kobe.

    Robert Horry - 7

    Kobe - 5

    lol nice logic

  • @kaYboi8o8

    amazing what idiot fans would do to protect their lil baby. looooooool

    all of those statements are 100% false.

    kobe missing 100 shots? in a 5 game series? seriously? dumbass

    30 missed shots in 1 game? how stupid are u dumbass.

    how bout this baby cake.

    kobe-5

    shaq-4

    questions.....................­..no ok...

    NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Shueb12 Yes Kobe has an NBA record for 100 misses in a series, idiot. Yes Kobe has an NBA record for 30 misses in a game, idiot. Yes Kobe has a record for the most missed shots in a season season, idiot.

    I like how you completely ignore the fact that shaq handed kobe 3 rings btw lmaooo.

    How about this. Shaq 3 finals mvps OVER KOBE BRYANT ROFL.

    How about this. Robert horry 7 rings.

    rofl you just got slaughtered in this debate, you can try again though.

  • @kaYboi8o8 like i said, amazing what faggot fans would do to protect their lil baby. lol 30 misses in a game? fake 100 misses in a series? fake u being straight? fake lol how bout kobe handing shaq the 3 rings. only reason shaq got the finals mvp is cause he's the leader. how bout this kiddo. kobe-5 shaq-4 lol i just schooled u dumbass, do me a favor though, when u LIE about what kobe did. try to make it sound realistic loooooooooooooool NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • @Shueb12 Nope none of my facts were fake, you can look them all up if you think it is fake. This shows how much you don't know about Kobe. And no Shaq didn't get 3 finals MVPs OVER Kobe because he was the leader, he got finals MVP because he put up stats that we haven't seen since the Wilt Chamberlain era. He got finals MVP Over Kobe because he out shined Kobe for 8 straight years, every playoff run they had together and 3 straight finals. You schooled nothing you just showed what you dont know

  • @kaYboi8o8 lol look up what? something fake???? looooooooool everyone wanted to know who was better kobe and shaq. lot of ppl including me believed whoever had more rings without each other would be better. think bout it. kobe had gasol, only all-star teammate and he turned him into an all-star. shaq had wade, nash and amare, lebron, allen, pierce, garnett, and rondo. 8 all-stars. yet who has more rings? kobe-2 without shaq shaq-1 without kobe. do the math kiddo. looooooooooooool NEXT!!!!!!!!
  • @Shueb12 Shaq averaged 40 ppg in all 4 finals they played together, outscoring kobe in every playoff run they had to together, winning 3 finals MVPs over kobe while they played together. And nope those facts are fake you fucking delusional idiot, you already looked them up and realized how much of a dumbass you were and you are still in denial. How does it feel knowing kobe continually gets carried? ROFL SHAQ GAVE KOBE 3 RINGS LMAOO!! ROFL!!

  • @Shueb12 oh and speaking of gasol, he also had better averages than kobe in both their finals ROFL!!

  • @kaYboi8o8

    lol again, protect ur lil baby. awwwwwwwwww its kinda cute. loooooool state some facts. please. loooooooooooooooooooooooool

    NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • @Shueb12 and you keep thinking rings make you a better player? Scottie Pippen, Robert Horry, Kareem, Bill Russell, Bob Cousy, Frank Ramsey, Satch Sanders, Michael Jordan, Jim Loscutoff, Tom Heinsohn, Slater Martin, K. C. Jones. These aren't even close to all of the players but they have more rings than Kobe lolololol. fucking raping you with each post, rings make you better right? all these players are better than kobe lolololol...according to your logic roflll!!!!

  • @kaYboi8o8

    its not 100% on getting the rings but what u did to get them. i would go on and tell u about what kobe did to get those 5 rings but u'd probably say im lying and the truth is that kobe average only 1 ppg, 0 apg, and 3 rpb. and shot 2% from the field or some thing stupid like that. so imma leave it like this.

    kobe-5

    shaq-4

    kobe-2 without shaq

    shaq-1 without kobe.

    looooooooooooooooooooool

    NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Shueb12

    Yeah, but Kobe had a set foundation in the Lakers, alot of good players which gave him leverage to win those games. He didnt have to learn the team plays, since he was already an established Icon. Gasol? Fisher? Odom? Artest?. Its harder getting a ring when you leave your team to go somewhere else and get a ring there. Shaq getting ONE ring without Kobe, is already enough to say how good he is as a team player. Shaq > Kobe anyday. MJ > NBA

  • @Aiiwolf

    lol u telling me kobe having fisher, odom, artest, gasol, and bynum is better than having amare, nash, wade, lebron, ray allen, garnett, pierce, and rondo? u crazy man?

    MJ>Kobe>