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  • GUACAMOLE

  • start singing "i'm sexy and i know it" when they start teaching

  • thumbs up if january 15th is ya bday

  • Pop your pen, if it is one of course. The teacher in my class is always like WHO WAS THAT? she blamed it on someone called Liam XD Funniest thing ever. Me and my friend was in stitches.

  • #31: Already do that...

    I meow all the time.

  • these kids in my class got a incedent report for drawing on their hand so im not doing that

  • Make orgas sounds until they ask you what your doing and say "Uhm im not doing anything but soe kids are gettin busy in the bathroom"

  • my mate said to my english teacher/ headteacher miss what are those ugly things on your face and she was pointing at my teachers 4 warts on her face everyone started laughing and miss just igored the comment later on we were in history and she said miss are you 45 and it was her first year teaching like she looked 23 really young so funny that time our teacher told her to bow everytime she sees her and call her your majesty so funny

  • Randomly yell out all of the main characters of my little pony friendship is magic and when you get caught say BUT PINKIE PIE SAID IT! with a sad voice and then pretend to cry.

  • Neat lightsaber! you must be with the good guys

  • I already did #s 8,9,14,15,and 31 cool :)

  • I already do 27 and 31....

  • today thiz mean girl in my class said "old people are just mean! !" and my fav teacher goes "OH YEAH,, SOMTIMESS 7TH GRADERS ARE MEAN HUNN! !" it was too funy :)

  • at school in my history class when the teacher was talking i took my phone out and put the volume up and rickrolled the teacher so funny at the time

  • a better name for this video is 20 ways to get held back

  • @thomas89826 geez...... some one dosent have a sence of humor.....

  • at school in english class a boy rean around the class singing " I'M S3XY AND I KNOW IT!!!!"

    the english teacher responded by saying "You wish"

    IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • they suck and your notes are in the way and heres a one i made up flick pieces of rubber and tell your teacher your enemy did it it would annoy him and get him expelled

  • throw stuff at them and wait for them to realize who it is!!!

  • If i do number 2 my teacher (7th period techer) would give me a referal and he said if anyone made a sound he'd write referals

  • ask the teacher can i talk to you and tell them something fake that happend and get someone in trobule xx

  • Print a troll face that says problem and tape it to the bottom of the mouse on their computer and then it wont work they check the bottom and theres a troll face haha best way to annoy them

  • randomly fall asleep in class and when they tell u to put ur head up make an obnoxiously loud snorting sound like u woke up from someone scaring u

  • OH ! I got one... When in the middle of class & everyone is silent even the teacher. Stand up & say " 69" REALLY LOUD see if anyone knows it (:

    btw 69 is a sex position.

  • SIMPLE "Tell them to Fuck Off"

  • Yell at them constantly and say that he/she is yelling.

  • try chewing gum in class when your teacher tells you to spit it out spit it on the floor and when they say pick it up and put it in the bin say no your the one who told me to spit it out

  • my friends are asholes xD we were in school and i was telling them how much i hate French and they were like ''do you really hate french'' and then i said the worst thing is the tramp of a teacher and you'll never guess who was behind me....

  • One thing we do in class is when they're handing out sheets we wait full everyone's got one and then I say miss you gave me two so she comes an takes it back and then wait about 3 mins ago .. Miss you never gave me a sheet ?

  • we have dis horrid teacher and when she says somting I always.go beep beep,beep it,annoys the shit outta her

  • delibrutly wen ure teach is talking an they say im talking up here and u say wait what i was tlking and they say exacly and then curse at them

  • 31 doesn't work on my teacher anymore :P because i meaw in class with a squeeky voice :) Gotta love annoying yo teachers :)

  • tell the teacher "u an me r bff's so can i borrow some money?"

  • say happy birthday to your teacher every time you walk in the class! works every time

  • I ask my teacher a lot of strange questions like, "Are you my mom?" or "Will you be my one and only friend?"

  • one time i yelled a random answer out and this girl said wow u just now figured that out....it was the wrong answer lol

  • what i used to do in 6th grade in math is get a drink of water and hold it in my mouth and when they ask me a question i open my mouth while saying the answer then the water goes everywere or u can just yell out random answers in class

  • lol when its a test just sit there and leave your book wide open and hold your pecil if the teacher says do your work just say im thinking and ust still sit there! xD

  • when you finish a test slam the pencil down and scream "DONE!"

  • yesterday on computers i was told to go on starfall but i went on YOUTUBE XD

  • @ginitavictoria Wtf are you, 7?

  • @NavalCrab Lol:) I'm so gonna use that... But on my friend not my teacher!

  • I'm in 6th grade I do this stuff all the time until she said I'm tired of this shit from you lol

  • Start Doing Push-Up in The Middle Of A Test and Say It Helps You Think Better:)

  • whisper to them when you leave for lunch, "I pooped in your cheerios" and walk away like a boss

  • i do 1,2,4,6,8,10,11,14 but another thing i do is call teachers by first name eg WASSUP CHARLIE!!!!! (instead of Mr Simon)

  • slide down your chair until your head is under the table, and when she tells u to sit up, get back up really fast and keep doing it ;)

  • I will do it like this:I will sing "yeteroz!" until they can't resist it

  • 7th one i alway's do and we waste like 20 or 30 min on argueing a bought it lol

  • When the teacher is teaching,Ask them 'i don't understand' 'please repeat' every time when they are teaching

  • randomly scream the names of Pokemon EX: Techer: "And that is why-" You: "CHARIZARD!!!!!" Teacher: "As I was saying that is the reason vinegar rects to bak-" You: "PIKACHU!!!!!!!" and so on

  • say your dog ate your homework, then threw it up, and turn in a ripped up spray painted, wet homework.

  • and me and my best friend just get up and walk out of class

  • i just stare at my teacher constantly and it really annoys her

  • When the teacher asks you a question reply with an ancent (ex. Indian, Chinese, Russian)

  • Well that was gay.

  • i already do some of these but i'm gonna annoy my math teacherwith some thank you!

  • randomly pretend to fart in the middle of class (with your mouth) then scream OMG WHO WAS THAT!!!!!????? In a country accent XD

  • @penguinhead100 No say oh damn name: that was foul in a country accent

  • I his a friend exactly like me even looks like me and we r crazy as he!! And my teacher hates us becuz we always make noises, draw a weird person on the board then put his name next to it, eat in his class and make messes, and if we do something wrong he gives me the dirty eye and I point at a random person behind me XD

  • i do this when my teacher says stop talking i keep talking entil she makes me to the princeble office then i come back and do it again

  • my favorite way to annoy the teacher is talk constently to your neighbor than and when your caught, deny everything and say you didnt do anything you werent accused of, my friend does this and it pisses off my science teacher soooo bad

  • 9 10 and 11 are a normal thing for my class especially language arts when were reading a book

  • glue a quarter to his/her desk so they cant pick it up.

  • annnnnnd tell ur teacher to GET SOME!!!

    

  • ask ur teacher if they want a cookie. if they say sure, say im all out!!! bahhahaha works every time!

  • thats fucking shit

  • OH I GOT ONE: RUN INTO THE WALL HAHAHA!!!!

  • Pretend Not To Be Listening When They're Explaining Something, Then When They Ask You A Question, Answer It In So Much Detail That They Tell You To Shut Up :)

  • AAHAH ! I do most of these already. I always get kicked outta class for being annoying ahaha ;D

  • Fart really loudly and then yell out " I thought it was gonna be silent but it just kept going and going, it got louder" and then sit down like nothing happened

  • randomly scream the elmo song when its silent in the classroom (:

  • When they say take a seat say "take it where?"

  • On the bottom of everey homework assignment or test, write 'THIS TEST WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS!!!'

  • Stare at them without blinking. Works every time!

  • hide under ur desk until they see u say there found it!!

  • ask them for an extra desk right next to yours for your imaginary friend

  • These are just ways to make you lose all of your friends how pathetic they're not even good there just crap things that I already do :(

  • @xAmyStensonx ... Shut up. 

  • loll r u guys acturly gonna do this?

  • The one Where it says Ask Personal Questions. Oh god Memories(:

    One time we had a really Dirty gross old slob who stunk and stuff. ANd me and my firemd were like. How often do you get wasted? Are you not married because you're gross and ugly or are you just bicurious? HAHA(: Oh god.. BUT the best one was.... "The rest of the class wants to know about you're sexual intercourse moments" And we got sent down to the Office. :/ And we got 2 days of in school detention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!]:

  • Ask for a pencil and when they give you one sharpen it until it breaks :D

  • Raise your hand to a question you don't know and answer um i dont know ( example, who sailed on the mayflower? raises hand Marissa? I KNOW RIGHT! I AM CRAZY BC I WAS ON THE MAYFLOWER! BTW THATS MMY DOGS MIDDLE NAME AND AND AND AND HEHHHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHEHE SHE SHARES MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE STOLE it -_- AND WHEN U GET INM TRUOBLE BLAME IT ON A GOOD KID OR SOMEONE U HATE :D

  • when they turn there back nock on you desk and keep saying there someone at the door

  • In the middle of class say ''esquse me teacher he won't stop staring at me''if the teacher asks who either say you or the blackboard

  • i always did 10

  • It was the funniest day :P

  • At my school this guy named Charles threw an apple across the cafeteria and at the same time Korie threw a yogurt cup across the cafeteria. The principal only saw the yogurt cup and said "WHO DID THAT?!" Charles stood up and proudly threw his arms up in the air with an 'Oh yah!' smile. The principal told him that he has to eat at a table by himself for the rest of the year AND he had to clean up the mess. NO SUSPENTION! After that, Korie promised to give him a bj anyday. He isn't gay lol. FUNNY!

  • great 31 ways to get into detention awesome jk love the video thoooo

  • Crawl down the aisles of desks while humming the Mission Impossible theme song.

  • #26 Stare at your teacher when they are at ther desk and when they ask you wat u want say in a stalkr voice "The number eeeeeeeight!" for five days conseculative.

  • or if yor like me b yourself...B/C IM REALLY ANNOYING... but if your a beginner take it slow and ask your teacher to take you back to class b/c you dont know which way 2 go now b/c ur GPS dropped in the toilet....THTS WHAT I SAID TO MY TEACHER and she gave me a whole lecure about how its time 2 stop acting "SILLY"

  • Sing "Sugar, doodoodoodoodoodoo, ahh Honey Honey" constantly. XD

  • i did number 31. teeacher and students all laughed. also. i convinced the sub that my name was bowwow. she laughed too.

  • Every time the teacher turns his/her back, stand up and dance.

    When they catch you doing it say "your drunk, i'm doing nothing!" Piki2pikachu

  • If you're in history or something and your teacher asks u a question raise ur hand and say 107.or if ur in math and the teacher asks a question raise ur hand and say you forgot the comma silly ;P~neon2477 SUBSCRIBE PLZ

  • Right before you take a test in ANYTHING BUT MATH raise your hand and ask "Are we allowed to use a calculator?"

  • keep tapping you pencil on the edge of the table repeatedly :)

  • I got a teacher on my nerves and a boy in my class what do I do?????????

  • Pretend to swat a fly and say "mmm snack time" really loud.

  • One for annoying your friend, constantly stare at them making them feel so uncomfortable *.*

  • no. 10 is what i already do

  • Another one is to constantly make the same noises and get other people to help you

  • ummm

    how about act like you are eating your army and pretend to put stuff like butter and salt on it

  • if you have a sub teacher [ or any ] and they write their name on the board and when it starts with "mrs." erase the "s" so its "mr"

  • look i got this teacher and he get on my nerves he always trying to strt stuff with me i hate him i am trying to get him fire his name is mr. jenkins i just need help getting him fire my friends hate him my name is alana he is nasty to u should see wht he do he holds his butt just to get attention he,s crazy he is in love with boys and girls like this girl abigail, madison averie

  • @goldenrockshollywood wtf he holds his ass!?!?! gross tell the princeable sure to get him fired!

  • Plan for the whole class to stand up and start clapping at a certain time like 1032 if everyone does it the teacher gets sooo pissed lol

  • In class when the teacher asks you a question start talking about religion.

  • Not to mention every time someone says something start singing a song with the exact same thing said. It counts for almost everyone.

  • if ur nice enough, give ur teacher only 1 sock :D ~secrectsockmonkey7 subscribe

  • during class make popping sounds very loudy...when the teacher tells u to stop, continuously blame the people around you

  • ur so right on dest drumstickes xD i tryed

  • 1.change ringtone to pbj time.2.tell ur firend to call u at the mittle of the class.3.sing ityour self the teacher will tell u to stop then your phone will go off:)

  • you can act like a mexican wresler

  • make a plane out of the person work next to you and throw it out the window at the teacher

  • call the teacher to your desk and when he/she gets there say you forgot then when she goes to sit back down call he/she to your desk again.

  • My classmates bang there pencils on there desks so i was pretty ticked and so was the teacher

  • rais your hand, and when he/she calls on you, say "can you quite it down, your interupting my conversation"

  • pretend your typing on a computer (on your desk), if your teacher tells you to stop, say: awwww. i was on roblox. (pretend to shut down)

  • scream. if the teacher tells you to stop, (wich the teacher will,) say that you were trying to break glass. if the teacher says there is no glass in here, say yes there is, your face.

  • 5 minutes after school starts walk out of school and run away. (dont do it. the cops will find you.)

  • sing a song. if you get halfway and your teacher calls on you, say that your micheal jackson. if you finish it and your teacher calls on you, say: YOU HAVE NO TALENT!

  • put up some fingers (not five) and when the teacher calls on you to ask why your doing that, say: oh, im sorry. am i annoying you? i just wanted to show that i wasnt american. im a messed up chinese alien

  • run up to your window and say: i thought i saw the bat signal

  • go under your desk and scream: HES COMING FOR MY BRAINS!!!!!

  • ask your teacher if you like (random singer. ex. micheal jackson.) if she says no. say LIES! THIS PERSON LIES! *scream really loud*

  • when she/he calls on you if you raise your hand, come up with a random excuse. EXAMPLE: Mr/Mrs (his/her name), i gotta go to the office for my broken arm

  • its more than 20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yell there's a nuclear hologram today. but before u yell tell everyone that when i say nuclear hologram u have to put your hands over your head an go under you desk i did that and my teacher got pissed

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  • i asked my teacher if she liked michael jackson and she got mad

  • i kind of did this to my AWESOME history teacher:

    Mr D. : I shot down, like 77 fighter planes. More than in WW1.

    Me: ...WOW...

    Mr. D. : What? You don't believe me?

    Me: No. But really, that many??? You must be really old, like, 30.

    Then he laughed and he's like, "Oh, 30's old? *laughs* I Wish I was 30."

    lol and yes. That ACTUALLY happened, like, a week ago.

  • yell I HAVE TO PEE!!!!!!

  • Stand up on your desk and start dancing xD!!!

  • chew your gum really loudly then when you get caught blame it on the person next to you and if no ones beside you blame it on someone near you and then when she looks away chew even louder and keep going :D its really fun i promise

  • Everytime they say somthing like "Everyday the moon is turning." get up and scream, "EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING!"

  • The word is their. It's a collective possessive. Not there. Maybe we should challenge you to pay attention in class.

  • Tell the teacher to make you a sammich :D I do that all the time

  • go up and sit on ur teachers chair and when they tell u to go sit down say im the teacher today go to ur assigned seat

    orrr u could just copy everything ur teacher does and always just stand right next to them all the time dont ever sit down and if they ask y say "ur my new best friend...BUDDY!!!"

  • every time a teacher says some thing say im a penguin noop noop i did it to my teacher she told me to get the fuck out of class no joke

  • I did 13# and my teacher said "it's pardon me"

  • i did number three last year in my other school and i went up to sharpen it and she said no so i used a crayon and it annoyed her alot. it was on a test.

  • Raise your hand when a teacher gives a ?. Then sit there without giving an answer and put your head down. Do it for all the ?'s. (Undead_Demons)

  • tell them that you got a note from the doctor saying that you won't be in school for the whole week, but when they ask for the note say that your doctor had two broken hands so he could not write it.

  • thumbs up if you did #7 in school but you said to the teacher "i have to go to the bathroom"

  • ask to use the restroom then stay in there for a long time

  • This is one way: In the middle of he test say i'm finished out loud but then have 2 pages of test paper left. ( i dont know if that makes sense

  • This is one way: every time a teacher asks a question put your hand up and answer "i forogot"

  • the title says: 20 ways

    your video says: 15 ways

  • @jiersk I says: Read the description.

  • Go up to the teacher (make sure he hates twilight) and say can I put a video on they might say yes if they do say its really educational put on eclipse speed it up till the newborns and the vampires are attaking each other and say "see its educational you learn about myths and violence"

  • @ImJustKindaBored HAHAHAHAHAHA ur a faggot

  • lol

  • go up to the teacher when class starts and then give them a luxure about pickles or tomatows

  • Y was it black for like 2-3 minutes???

  • put your pencil right by someone face and tell them to look over at you then your pencil will be stuck in their face!!!!

    also, get an apple and take your thumbs and mush the apple but dont break it then give it to the teacher and tell her/him to squeez it and it will explode

  • this is kinda one so anyways...EVERY time u have a spelling test, right before it starts raise ur hand and ask "does spelling count" if u ask that every time ur teacher will eventually get annoyed

  • No top comment.. MY TIME TO SHINE!!

  • Raise your hand if they ask if u have a ? say im just strechting then keep ur hand up as if ur asking a ? then about 10 sec later say um i had a questoin :D

  • if they get you in trouble and have you come sit at there desk ask stupid questions till they let you hang with friends

  • start laughing everyday at 12:00 and when they look at you stop laughing

  • i got one. ask them if they're married, if they say no ask" what's it like to be alone?"

  • say eat my shorts & if teacher says thats nonsense u say im so pretty of teacher u look cute today

  • HA..HA.. HAAAA!

  • ..... There is a Long time of blackness.. I was freaking out waiting for a pop up ._.

  • ask your english teacher why she wasn't smart enough to do maths in universtity

  • tell ur teacher that you r having mjor intestinal isues and u must b excused to use the restroom<make sure u say this loud enough 4 the whole class to hear

  • wen someone asks u for a pencil yell out NO I DONT WANNA MAKE OUT WITH U

  • run around in a circle and when they ask you what are you doing say i dont know my feet are crazy and scream as loud as u can then act like you past out then when someone comes and trys to get u up say wooooooooooooo right in there face then sit down and act like nothing ever happend

  • me and my girlfriend sit beside each other we were bored so we flicked rubberbands at the teacher and i hit her in the face

  • Take your shirt of and sing We Will Rock You