The Worst Basketball Player Ever Speaks Out

[EASTSIDEGANSTA1]

lets play u and me if u beat me ill take u to the club if i beat u hook me up with the cheerleaders deal ? lol i suck bro

[buckeyeawesome14]

I'm 13 and definitely not a nerd. I play football and baseball, and I'm really good too. I dont blame this guy 4 addressing us as nerds because that is what most people on here are. And btw, this guy could kick my ass at basketball.

[mysteryxmike]

@buckeyeawesome14

whats the point of sucking his internet dick? You could probably beat him anyway hahahah

[wolffandi]

Yeah he sucks ... but dont be hating bitches . im 13 and i suck really bad at bball .. and i mean really bad but football [ soccer ] is my passion .

[xrogerxthatxx]

I'm Black, I'm 20 years old, And I'll WHOOP that ass allllllll up and down the court alllllllllllllllllllllll day

[13jayboi]

im 9 and i would handle you you suck james

[annoyingapple8]

yeahh im 14 and can beat him

[MrUltimatenrg]

lmao im at the court on my laptop??????????????

[alijav091]

what a dick, talk abt sucking and being proud of it.

[TheMrWilly]

i could catch this guy on the board

[rahkshifan99]

Well, seeing as I cant watch a youtube video at the park, I'm on my computer. Obviously.

[TheBasketballNBA]

He's like Money Boy ' The baddest German Rapper ever! ''Look at Money Boy''

[z3idd]

@TheBasketballNBA

he' austrian lol

[vidkid822011]

THIS GUYS BLOWS HARD MY GIRL COULD BEAT THIS CLOWN EASILY HANDS DOWN NO COMPETITION!!!!!!!

[Moolahhs]

"I'm playing ball right now, and where are you computer nerds at."

You're on a bench.

"I'm out here with the real ballers."

There's no one there!

"Taking care of business."

Losing.

:D

[MrKevinEaddy]

hes out there by himself!!!! lmfao

[Ironskullingurass]

shut the hell up bitch i'm black an proud fuck uuuuuu



[CroPETROforever]

@Ironskullingurass you are black? so?

[spkerl33t]

what song is this?

[REALCITYbred]

i think by the time i turned 7 i was better than james cuntusco

[SolidTLO]

maybe i am better than James Catusco. Who knows?

[BIGZphillybirdfan]

this was funny lol i love how he can make fun of himself i respect that

[LILSPOOKYONMUNY]

I didnt see anything? like the video was covered with something? idk must have been all the bullshit...

[Gikanks556]

Nigga I'll bust ya ass in ball.

[7575danny]

stop talking shit you suck dick at basketball

i like that your determined but you don't have to act like a fag to make a point

[iGameiBall1]

seriously where do you live..ill come play you

[MagicLearner97]

whats really sad he lost to his friend who has never played bball

[PakiIslander]

wow hes joking lol get a life all you "14 yr. old computer nerds out there." lol

[PixelCucumber]

i don't need to be 14.

I'm 13 and i can kick your ass

[superlinus1000]

WHERE DO U LIVE I AM 14 AND I AM CALLIN U OUT

[Nikewolf15]

oh and at least im not childish...theres this thing called putting ur money were ur mouth is...and if u would bet everytime u played u wouldnt have ur damn shoes boy

[Nikewolf15]

what a disgrace to basketball lol....i can ball u up any day bruh because u probably werent on your high school varsity team like me...and ur playin with olddddd people...forget "handling" the nerds how's about u handle nursery home people first then we can talk with ur jersey shore ass smh

[Datboyag4777]

wheres that beat from??

[Datboyag4777]

wheres that beat from?

[mmosher1020]

i now that i am only 10 but i am future vikings wide reiciever and i can kick your white babys but cheaks in b- ball well i do have some simpothy for you maybe if you keep on working hard enogh wich is not gonna happen you might be the second worst b-ball player in the world.

[NoMrHomo]

Where am I you ask? I'm watching some fake ass white kid make a fool of himself online, on the court and on a bench apparently. Keep up the awesome ballin' "situation"

[wadeanddave]

Basketballs a girls game

[OpticSailor]

@wadeanddave yeah..and you're going to hell

[Anakin53Padme]

@wadeanddave yeah that's right, that's why NBA is full of men. lol

[gundra]

ahahahaah .. man this is so redicloeus .. fuckt the nerds .. and keep playin ball !!

[KingsSneakyKills]

Yeah fucking right buddy im 14 and seen ur videos.. i can easily kick ur ass in basketball

[asweeatsugar]

@KingsSneakyKills No way cool guy.

[KingsSneakyKills]

@asweeatsugar O really U better hope that u can back that shit up? I fucking drill u in the face with a dunk, three, or fist.

[asweeatsugar]

@KingsSneakyKills Im shaking in my boots.



[KingsSneakyKills]

@asweeatsugar what ever fucking smart ass

[asweeatsugar]

@KingsSneakyKills Baha Cheers scout.

[blooder94]

good sub-point!

[YouLudi]

looks like Vin Diesel at 0:34

[2lemonsAtrip]

dude i could beat you blind-folded and stoned :D

[btdgamer]

truly garbage, my 14 year old brother could beat you. oh and nice shades faggot

[scar213156]

id smash on u in ball baked as fucked

[fluffymole0913]

Don't worry mate. You're better at Basketball than Emile Heskey is at Football (Soccer)

[BabiiyyToraaa483]

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[MaddenUniverse]

how are you playing ball right now if youre looking at the damn camera

[lstudley47]

He's going pro

[maverickrcks]

im BETTER and 13 years old :D

[bigboss25262]

Catusco, ur my fucking hero. Never give up.

[winzkb24]

YEAH IM WAYYY BETTER

[legendaryspartanking]

@DCJake13 You really think that? This is obviously a joke and you say you're 12? That's already enough to make me wanna' slap the shit out of you because these are just a FEW of his faults, these do not sum up his entire career.

[AVjamer]

really your playing ball right now? looks more like your sitting on the bench tool.

[wallykav1516]

Hey James a little news flash for you,You weren't playin Basketball at that moment,you were sittin on your arse talking into a camera with a gay pair of sunglasses on you.

[thesheversion]

you could definately beat me

[joeymcgava1]

worse



[khenessy1]

pause @ 0:18 that is the most bent rim ive ever seen in a league game.

[ZakTheRipper18]

I have no doubt in my mind that I would leave you fuckin' utterly embarrassed in a game of 1 on 1.

[adam1234549]

you suck like hell ill destroy u any game and im 12

[TrankWrites]

LOL that he is "playin ball right now " but hes gotta slurpy next to him lol with his sunglasses lmao and @23armyfreak ... lol You really play for the Broncos... really dude?! lol please spare Youtube such bullshit lol 

[virginiatechfanx]

its called free time faggot he probably beats off on his computer 24/7 because he can't get laid what virgin.

[MrBigSmoothie]

@virginiatechfanx i totally agree

[54DJL1]

are you guys really this stupid he makes these vids cuz he joking around

[marvelousmarv89]

ill scrape u catusco lol.. check me out

[psala6]

im only 17 and i cant beat ur ass so bad..chck video response

[pao815gasol]

I'd rather play with someone who can really play basketball coz i can learn from him.. playing with james catusco... he'll just drag me down, and my 20 pts a game compared to his 20 turn overs a game.. nevermind

[PureXHeart2]

he's at the park... he practices but never improves? no offence but if thats how he plays whats the point in trying at all.

[3pointrain]

Im 44 years old with a bad back, calcium deposits in both ankles, arthritis in both knees and a computer nerd. I would still basically light you up like a Xmas tree in July. I would be willing to spot you as many points as you want up to 21. One on One Make it Take it. Name the place and time.

[justin200567890]

James for president! that dudes awesome.

[rizzyace]

psh i could beat him i may be a nerd but i play on the middle scool b-ball team so i could kick his arse :P

[natemann133]

You can see the his breath in the beginning of the video, yet he is wearing a t-shirt

[natemann133]

@natemann133 Ah...never mind it's a cigarette....no shit why he's terrible at a sport that involves cardio

[applesauceisfun]

I know you as James Catusco the washed up wanna be Jersy Shore cast member, who is, not married, no girlfriend and to add on top of that you suck DICK at basket ball. And you would would "handle" us...but not on the courts.

[seg12345678900]

those clips he had was when he was at his best...

[dav40o]

I can beat this guy with no hands :P :)

[AdamN888]

Haha dude I'm 13 and I could own you, why do you even call yourself a basketball player

[xJinRaGna]

WOWIE U PLAY BETTER THAN LEBRON JAMES

[littletaterdumplin]

Well I'm not a 14 yr old basketball player... But i AM a 16 yr old basketball player, and I'm pretty sure I could do you in pretty bad

[army123086]

I could beat him I bet my sister could beat him and that's bad

[Thebeat480]

dude shut up. thats all i have to say and being on the computer doesent make you a nerd i mean really come back and talk trash when you dont play like a 5 year old girl.

[johnny564692]

I'm no computer nerd... I actually go outside and do something not like u nerds..I'm pretty sure I can beat James Catusco

[johnny564692]

I'm no computer nerd... I actually go outside and do something not like u nerds..I'm pretty sure I can beat James Catusco

[DrThornZilla2]

wow i am 10 i can kick your lil ass

[xWeI5NeR97]

im 13 years old and i bet i could bet you

[23armyfreak]

at least im playin a sport that is 100000000000000000000 times better then that, its called nfl football for denver broncos bro,so get ur fat but up an at east try to make a shot

[hiddentracktv2]

@23armyfreak Damnnnn, you're on the Broncos? Is this Tim Tebow?

[21HaTeRsLuVmE21]

@hiddentracktv2 dude he definently isnt on the broncos. an nfl player wouldnt ever say something like that unless they r on the practice squad

[portland021]

@23armyfreak lol ur a fag

[MeDoFREEZ]

@23armyfreak nfl i s gay do a real sport like the real football not hand ball copyd from a real football

[andymoss922]

@23armyfreak you dont play for the broncos you piece of crap

[andymoss922]

@23armyfreak you are a lying sack of crap you dont play for the broncos

[BAxRampage]

@23armyfreak CRYBABY TEBOW!!!!

[fattypooch]

@23armyfreak Bet you're from Colorado Springs.

[thekipnessmcawesome]

@23armyfreak bullshit your on the broncoes.... and im on the chicago bears pshh. fuck it everbody plays nfl football apparently then. you cant throw that shit out withoutbackin that shit up also

[realTXballa]

@23armyfreak im messaging you right now from Mars

[PhillysFinest27]

@23armyfreak Yes and Im Kobe Bryant

[richig761]

@23armyfreak Yeah, you're on the Broncos. HAHA

[asweeatsugar]

@23armyfreak Bahaha

[23armyfreak]

at least im playin a sport that is 100000000000000000000 times better then that, its called nfl football for denver broncos bro,so get ur fat but up an at east try to make a shot

[nza07]

doesnt matter if we're behind the computer and you're playing basketball, the number of baskets we score will be the same: ZERO.

[trevdawg62]

JAMES YOU'RE A FAG!

[Savior2k5]

I can beat you hands down, and I'm 25 son, don't assume that everyone with a computer that uses youtube is a nerd, you just happen to have the same name as Lebron, and that's all you have similar to it, fucking baddie.

[JOYCEMARIEDEJESUS]

mannn u suckk castuscooo jajajajajaja 

[dontworrybehappy6]

its a joke guys lol

[acdcfan4eva]

damn your playing bball on a bench man you should get a mvbw(most valuable bench warmer) lol

[BL4RN3YMEDIA]

Im 12 and i think i can take him.

[remaz06remaz]

@BL4RN3YMEDIA yea and I'm 2 years old ..

[TheBigjonathan]

you gayer than than i know you garbage as a dog literary a dog can bit you at basketball and definitely you are not a baller for shit so shut up and go back to your low paying job if you have one

[BigB406]

everyone is better...

[xiamwillx]

"im here with the real ballers..." lol *turns around noone there, sounds of birds chirping*

[keenewalter]

Handle me? I think he means fondle.

[Krash3pointer]

Say James..since you seem to want to call people out and tell them to meet you on the court, you tell me where to meet you and I'm there. I'll show you how it's done, guaranteed.

[fsksoldier]

its funny nobodys at the court playin wit this foo anyway he a grown man callin out kids nigga if you dont want to get talked about dont show ur sorry ass playin these computer nerds could probaly type better than you cuz thats what the fuck they do you just got to many bad vids homey

[TheCheesepass]

he's probably right, he could beat u computer nerds any day

[mgulley32]

Where r these courts?



[OfficialBKClan]

@officialbkclan stfu u r 12

[OfficialBKClan]

IM 14 Years old and I think I can beat you.

[iGameiBall1]

@OfficialBKClan  think?

[TheCheesepass]

@OfficialBKClan that what you nerds say... i know fricking athletes that suck more than this guy.. so dont get cocky, geek

[curveballed]

i got the power tiger power

[lookatmeskate]

i would rape at basketball

[georgiadog24]

oh my god dude i'd finish you on the courts you suck so bad you need to stay at the courts 24/7 and learn how to play or hire a trainer or something dude i laughed forever when i saw ur vid

[nextbestrockstar]

hey dumbass i know i could beat you. and i could clean house against your retard-convention of a league. trust me man, i grew up in brooklyn. most everyone i played against was black.

[ItsRapBoy]

"im right here with the real ballaz" but the ballaz are nowhere to be seen

[foxxa89]

damn lol you SUCK

[lifeDotGov]

fake and gay

[Curatalo506]

Hahah this dude is funny as fuck!

[scaryspice92092]

ok my address is.......... find me

[baconlad145]

Why make yourself look bad on the world wide web? If he's so good, why not showcase that. He's James Castusco, and he is a born douche. For real

[moneyman113]

well im 14 and ur skill looks like ur about as good as my 8 yr old cousibn so i think i could win!!!!

[joemomma3890]

Everyone getting so heated hes obviously joking he made me LOL

[MrElcabron12]

dude im better than u and im 15 so just keep praticing

[kalanaiokok]

hey james, i m with u man, but dont call me when u need a format!

:D

[TheShamanPL]

You really want me to make you look bad lol , bring it down to the courts , that fucken hoop is like not even a 8 lol -_-

[bryant362]

everybody is not a champion man ... yall getting this too serious

let the man breath

[TheCLERAX]

ha i am 14 years old and i will beat u anytime any place

[MrMajugi]

He is the worst BASKETBALL player geez He does not get that he is the worst basketball player and not the worst at basketball

[yournightmarept]

I confess, I'm a nerd, but I play organized basketball since I was 10 and I'm like, 4x better than you.. --'

[zackdude71]

im 11 and i can beat u

[zackdude71]

if no-one notices,he has a slushey next to him.look at 0:53 in till 1:01

[theoneballa2526]

i don't even get this vid. he calls himself the worst basketballl player ever yets challenges "5 year old" to a game

[pallyson08]

dawg ur such a shit im 15 yrs and im kicking ur ass 15 yrs n i hv played more competitions n been away playing vbasketball while ur shitty ass is embarassin ur self on the internet dont challenge nerd challenge real ballers

[spick1010]

dude u suck im in basketball at phoenix,az and i will beat u so bad ur ancestores will cry

[paulinio2000]

fail fail

[MrImSoFine]

is this a joke? cus this is funny

[k3v023]

wayy better.

[SSWarrior77Channel]

Still better than Brian Scalabrine.

[YeeSoest]

guys, i dont really think, telling him hes a bad basketball player is the way to go under a vid titled "the worst basketball player ever speaks out"

dont u think, he knows??

[WogBoy236]

under egotistical, ignorant and failure in the dictionary are James Catusco pictures! dude seriously do yourself a favor and wake up to yourself, find something your actually good at and be all arrogant with that! Hope when you fall you fall hard and realise your not all that!

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

Take those ugly ass shades off. You don't deserve them.

[MaST3RTasos]

man nothing personal but i think you suck.

[aire2door]

ah wow i would murder this kid on the courts. . .

[xxxjokerxxx33]

yo i would kill him in a game im the top scorer in new york tell this kid to come to new york.

[PlntPeace]

Fool!

[LDMA1]

i think i saw james play at a park do u live near st.cathrines and niagara????

[amalio357]

Funny shit.

[df27d]

hmm i dnt talk shit james..your practicing everyday to get better to become the best instead of the worst. keep working at it man because i have a goal that im tryin to reach just like you and im doing what i can and working hard everyday to acheive it

[rEdRaIdErNuMbA9]

plz tell me where u live James ill take ur white ass 2 school

[BabyQ237]

dude im 14 and i can easily take you 1 on 1 u suck at basketball

[XaeroEST]

Haha, awesome sarcasm. A+

[DRambo10]

BULLSHIT!!! ALL STATE OF OHIO BITCH..BEAT THAT

[akamailman]

To be honest he hasn't done himself any favours with this video :/

[mindofagenius10]

actually james im 14 and im pretty sure i can own you in a 1 on 1 game if you dodnt believe so come play me fly out to myrtle beach ill be waiting for you in a real gym and to make it a little interesting ill throw in $100 dollars if you beat me so come on james bring it on

[surferd718]

i hope u live no where near NY wit that weak ass game. i seen handicap ppl wit a better handle then u. how u dribble out on a rebound? smh. seriously tho come to 192 park, o'conner park, liberty park, baisley park, I.S. 8., the bello, any park in queens an ill be sure to be there for a 1 on 1 game

[TheZombie137]

also a real faggot

[BEAM733]

Dude i can teach you how to play my video is coming out soon it will be titled COURTLORD. look for it

[1angryface]

hahahaha this guy sucks like for real why does he even bother to pick up a ball. saying he can handle people he must not look at his game tapes or something

[BaCeTo67]

xahxah dumbass shut the fuck up !!!! your game talk about u..!!

[nicCAM2424]

u shut up i have only one testicale and it hurts to play bball

[multimaddog10]

your a computer nerd!