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[peazythatsmeazy]

if i could get this asshole to stop appearing on my recommended videos, i'd pay hundreds of dollars. most. annoying. person. alive.

[yuppdatzme77]

u remind me jus of the girl from the house of night series "zoey redbird" u'd b a perfect her(:

[DAVEDAYSULTIMATEFAN1]

will someone please tag me

[killerkitty1990]

haha it likes to be touched in it's no no spots...fucking great

[livingcrystal]

do u have so green eyes, or do u wear contacts? coz ur eyes are seriously green! im jealous

[MarioCaranova]

I'd rather fuck the goat in another ass

[andrewm211]

"Fuck me in the goat ass"

WTF LOL

[Roofuss12345]

the goat ass LOL

[CanadianShow]

Don't you just hate it when work and life gets in the way of play?

[myway59]

i just subscribed i cant believe there is still thesekinda really good londa small vids on youtube...sumtimes i feel its all marina and sxephil copies or tv shows...but videos like yours keep youtube fresh :)

[frizzlemynizle]

beautiful eyes x

[1GOD1JESUS]

your so white!

[SaSinKaL]

your song better be something like.. "we but the oh in juggalo"

[danpalmrs]

"I'm alive." That's important... lol

[WhiteHatCowboy]

Your eyes are a very beautiful color.

[negracooo]

morenaa no me entero de na de lo que hablas pero me encantas eres un bombom preciosaaa

[falletron]

"Fuck me in the goat ass" is my new favourite expression. This video couldn't have been that bad/illegitimate, it got me to subscribe. XD

[royfudgloy]

did you say you fuck u in ur ass? ok ok ok

[sherwinjtb]

ahaha yeah things get busy when ur a people's person =P

[adorablepancreas]

Speaking of music, I just went to a Joshua Radin concert, and it was freaking amazing!!!

[plagueflower]

your videos are epic, i love them.

:) haha, your so pretty.

[anythingsarcastic]

Yeah, I hate that I'm a lesbian too...G-d, having sex with women is such hard work ;)

[Kyddieporn]

omg you have to video search "I Hate Being Gay - Tyra".. that's something I could totally see you raging over and slapping them around with your Mama Beaver Magic Gay Stick..

[TravMcTavish]

Goat arse?????? Well I've watched all your videos now I like you so will sub looking forward to the new videos

[anythingsarcastic]

awe, thanks Trav!

[cheerfeverextra]

Oh, God! This, this is just a f _ ck _ ng awesome video! Really, I don't give sh _ t! (Now, that's sarcastic!) Oh, and wanna buy some vowel's? *touches your channel, in ALL it's spots* ;-) (Serious now. It was a good video for just, nothing to it.)

[anythingsarcastic]

LOL - thank you!

[cheerfeverextra]

You're welcome! And, that wasn't sarcastic! Oh, and fuck's you in the goat's ass! ;-P

[dragon890274277BDT]

np, i meant what i said! ^.^

[QueenKattz]

You're lots of fun and have a great voice :)

xx

[anythingsarcastic]

awe, wow, thanks queen :)

[chandra00michelle]

super excited about both videos, esp the music one!! ee! haha. i love music too.

[anythingsarcastic]

yay for music lovers!

[JmprGrl1025]

goat ass..... lmao

you've been missed but i guess we can wait because you're just that awesome!!!!

[anythingsarcastic]

thank you for waiting :)

[lindseyclark08]

Michelle, will you be my mom? k thanks.

[anythingsarcastic]

it would be my honor!

[channeIreview]

saw your tweets about the travels and allergies but somehow missed the upload notice for this work of art. am now googling the expression "goat ass"

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - it was from Adam Sandler...I'm not that cool to figure that one out on my own :)

[notacreativesn]

I learn some pretty hilariously vulgar things from you almost every video! haha will I repeat it..no. Will I laugh my arse off about it..yes!

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHAHA - i don't know if that's a good thing...but thank you :)

[BilliLovesMargot]

"...in the goat ass."

o.

m.

g.

hahaha

[anythingsarcastic]

i love me some Billi!

[kicesie]

We have missed you, but we can wait cause you're awesome enough!!! *HUGGLES*

[anythingsarcastic]

SWEETIE!!! I love when you comment...sends my heart a flutter!

[sweetyxpiex3]

fuck me in the goat ass? no no spots? hey whatever youre into..im down :D

[anythingsarcastic]

lol - good!

[ONOITZMEMASTRO]

missed you!! lol

you still look mad good as usual lol

[anythingsarcastic]

awe, thank you...good lighting!

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

we all like music

[anythingsarcastic]

sweet!

[KevinAM1]

Why do I think you're going to have ONE sore goat when you come back to town? Just guessin'.  And why does my channel not have a "no-no" spot? :)

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - nice one Kevin!

[KevinAM1]

If this actually made you laugh half as much as that, my entire life until now has all been worth it. Also, I assume you are back now. Welcome back (how's the goat? Limping?). :D

[DeniseVlogs]

Looking forward to the next time you touch your channel in the nono spot! :) :::snicker:::

I'm so corny lol

[anythingsarcastic]

hahaha - Denise come back to NY please!!!

[johndoners]

i expect u still doing this when ure 64!!!!! and dont u dare saying no...!?!

[anythingsarcastic]

LMAO - I will do my best!

[TheRealMrLibra86]

We have something in common. I'm big on music as well.

[anythingsarcastic]

awesome, I do love me some music fans!

[OurChemicalsReactx3]

it was still sarcastic and witty! =) can't wait till next week!

[anythingsarcastic]

haha - glad it was still up to par!

[MoongrassNoel]

hahaha goat ass? lolahh the spend 5 mins inside your brain

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - you're more than welcome to spend some time there!

[audrey13579]

you seem pretty stressed out. i hope you take some down time to completely relax and forget your stresses. :)

[anythingsarcastic]

I'm still stressed out...haha...it never ends!

[jonnydwarren]

In the goat ass! haha!

I'd play the game! :D

[anythingsarcastic]

sweet!

[janciepants]

It was still witty & sarcastic. :) Have fun on your trip!

[anythingsarcastic]

awe, good!

[andymooseman]

I really enjoyed this video & was smiling right the way through. So, you must be doing something right :)

[anythingsarcastic]

yay!!! Thank you andy!

[crazymariamlr]

goat ass lmfao =D

[anythingsarcastic]

:) goat ass ftw!

[aahschlee]

i still love you. and fuck me in the goat ass was definitely witty.

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, I still heart you long time as well :)

[fuch3131]

two minute bullshit =))

[anythingsarcastic]

woot!

[SophieRocks182]

"Fuck me in the goat ass"....

Are you sure that's an invitation you want to be presenting to us all, Michelle?

Looking forward to these videos

Happy Valentines Day! :)

[anythingsarcastic]

It is an invitation!

[godalwayslovesu]

God you are awesome! The way you talk totally resembles my chemistry teacher, no offence, I meant it in a good way XD You are just as funny as her!

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - sweet! I'm really bad at science though...

[atsluva4]

cant wait..hope you dont forget to do your beaver vid for this week!

[anythingsarcastic]

I didn't :)

[kayleewyatt]

good to see ya!

[anythingsarcastic]

good to see you as well!

[GeneticBlend]

Always good to see you my friend. Hope you're well.

[anythingsarcastic]

Miss you sir!

[thatcrybaby]

2:22 thats all you give us..

tear drip drip drip

[anythingsarcastic]

I know :( More soon - I promise

[smacart1]

Haha. Fuck me in the goat ass? That's one I've never heard.

I have horrid allergies too. I'm starting my second cold since the Jan 16. So I completely understand.

[anythingsarcastic]

Ugh - i can't shake it these allergies suck!

[halfNhalf3]

ahahahahaha i've definitely never heard "fuck me in the goat ass" as an expression michelle...that's quite funny :)

BUT. have fun on ur trip...or wherever ur going :)

[anythingsarcastic]

It's from Adam Sandler :)

[theXstephanator]

your eyes are green? wow, beautiful =D

[anythingsarcastic]

They are green :)

[naesmans]

haha you stuck with my fav phrase....to do a goat / goat ass / fuck a goat / kiss my goatee hole!!

so have you used these on men that use a cheesey chat up line yet........cos u probually get 1 everyday!!

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - no I'm not used to it...lol

[amrandarminsBFFLshow]

lmfao goat ass!!!! you allways make me laugh!! haha so cannot wait till the videos!!!! excited as heck!!

[anythingsarcastic]

lol - well thank you

[PaintedRavensong]

Looking forward to the music one especially since that is my profession. Goat ass???....heheheh

[anythingsarcastic]

Music as a profession - I'm jealous!

[mikma]

mikma was here

[anythingsarcastic]

I love me some mikma!

[dragon890274277BDT]

um...sry i wasnt really paying attention to the video...i was looking at your pretty eyes, lmao, but um, uh, have fun where ever your going? o.o

[anythingsarcastic]

LOL - thank you

[Quisitali]

LOL, no channel likes to be untouched.....Tag ME!! I have no Idea what you have in mind but it will be fun, eh?

Be safe on your journey! Tweet to us!

XxHugsxX

Crystal

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, thanks Crystal!

[samsarajade]

"Fuck me in the goat ass"!? lmao, didn't hear much after that! LOL!

Just as I stopped giggling you started talking about touching your channel. . .

There I go again! lmao!

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHAH - glad I can make you laugh!

[shyone4444]

I'll be waiting for the video.... I'm still waiting.... Have fun on your trip!!

[anythingsarcastic]

I know, I need to film!

[thexfall]

wow it feels like ages since I have commented one of your videos, in a weird way i feel out of touch. how have you been? have fun on your trip and feel better

i get allergies too, its not that fun.

-heather

[anythingsarcastic]

I've been good, and you're right it's been a while...where have you been?!?! LOL...I need you Heather, you can't up and leave!

[thexfall]

Im good, and no worries, I am not going anywhere.. b/c thats how much of a life I have lol

[chelsealouise1]

Fuck you in the goat ass?

well....alright :]

Have a guurd trip :]

xoxoxox <3

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - glad I had a taker!

[Vivi1790]

have a great trip and i hope u feel better! ^_^

[anythingsarcastic]

Thanks Vivi!

[paul20072007]

I love cats. I'm also allergic to them. So I enjoy cat sitting for friends, that way I only have to pop a pill for a day or two.

Have fun where you're going, cover your goat ass!

[anythingsarcastic]

Ah, good move!

It was covered!

[nbwulf]

Nice Sandler line. (=

Much <3 lil buddy.

Cheers. J.

[anythingsarcastic]

Best Sandler line ever, next to see that shampoo bottle now stick it up my ass :)

[hursty810]

Michelle I love you! Have fun where ever you are going and BE SAFE!!

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, I heart you too hursty!

[KateReadsBooks]

where are you going? here?

[anythingsarcastic]

Oh I wish!!! Can I come visit?

[KateReadsBooks]

Oh my gosh!

[anythingsarcastic]

Oh my lord!

[spricket24]

super fast and super speedy! hahaha  I love you!

[ElemeFF]

spricket24: I do believe congratulations are in order! Wishing you all the best as you make the transition from beautiful woman to beautiful mother.

Have you thought of any names yet? How about Sprocket? lol

Have some of these for Valentines .... ♥♥♥♥♥

[anythingsarcastic]

just like I like my women...awe, yeah! <3 <3 <3

[RockinCelery]

Mmmm no no spots....

[anythingsarcastic]

lol...best spots ever!

[mcgaugh57]

Coming videos, Cool.

[anythingsarcastic]

:) now I just have to film them!

[bphoru]

nice,

till we meet again, then

[anythingsarcastic]

till we meet again!

[bphoru]

Until then, until the day, we meet again. My admiration, I did send, on the crest, of a spirited wind. Having one halt, in mid-air, and help two friends, is truly rare. My breath, of timeless affection, wrapped in a whirl, toward your direction. Promising me, when it delivers, whispering warmth, will give you shivers. :-)

[LatinaAngel1008]

Your not a failure no worries. My allergies have been acting up as well I hate them.

[anythingsarcastic]

lets hate our allergies together...lol

[Susannnnnn]

"and it kinda likes to get touched"

That was soooo funny!

And wait you are partner now? When did that happen? How did I miss that...

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - I've been a partner for a bit now...

[Susannnnnn]

Dang...

why didn't you tell us?

Well I am soo happy for you but if I had known I would have probably send you a gift of some kind like a really amazing German thingy to congratulate you...

But I guess I missed that train

[Ezmarii]

Normally I have great comments extremely relevent to your topic..but I'm sorry. I truely am, but as a guy, at the one minute mark I lost focus and said to myself 'I wonder if she wears the pants'. I'm slightly disgusted but still slightly , honestly curious. xD; On another note, hi! Can't wait to hear the music video. They say music is a window into the soul. I say it can be as expressive as dreams. We dream at night the most impossible things...and sing about them in the day.

[anythingsarcastic]

Normally I wear PJ bottoms when I'm vlogging :) In fact I say I wear PJ bottoms 100% of the time. Hopefully that doesn't ruin it for you...lol

[lllaura86]

lol, you got the derek zoolander face at 45 seconds pause and look... hilarious!

[anythingsarcastic]

LMAO!

[HMSunnyMH]

Allergy sucks...

I'm allergic to all animals with fur of feather, dust and pollen. But I love horses...

Anyway, it will be lovely to see you around again : )

[anythingsarcastic]

I love horses too!!!!

[holman26]

would u do one with house hold rubber gloves? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[anythingsarcastic]

not a chance in hell

[starrydreams27]

I'm glad to see your still alive, that's a plus, and I can't wait for the music video. I have discovered a whole new world of music thanks to you. <3

[anythingsarcastic]

awe, yay!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE helping people discover music!

[LouisR79]

That dam life always got to be beating you down. :-D Don't worry life been kicking my ass , I will be here, I have no where to go. :-)

[anythingsarcastic]

Damn life is right!!! boo!

[paul02144]

Michelle, glad to see you're still alive and doing well. I miss your Tuesday night BlogTV shows with Tony. They were always so funny. Looking forward to your videos. Good vlog; you're very busy. Good to know. :-)

[anythingsarcastic]

I'll do my best to get back in the swing of things...promise!

[jax12007]

take your time, we aren't going anywhere...at least I'm not.

[anythingsarcastic]

good - I wouldn't want you to go anywhere :)

[qiranger]

in the goat ass?

[anythingsarcastic]

yes, in the goat ass...lol

[BunBunChan]

fuck me in the goat ass,haha XD!

[anythingsarcastic]

:) best saying ever.

[ericstrawhand]

hurry up with your holiday, and make it back safe to post the vids already.. damn!

[anythingsarcastic]

haha - doing my best!

[vjm1234]

Life is what happens to us while we're busy makin' other plans! FMITGA. hahaahaa.. OMG. too hysterical. SmileyD

[anythingsarcastic]

SO SO SO true!

[kokohawk]

Wait... you have a goat ass too? I thought I was the only one! *holds back on commenting about being fucked in the ass*

[anythingsarcastic]

LMAO - no I have one as well :)

[Alica6]

lokking forward to next week :)

[anythingsarcastic]

yeah, I was an epic fail and didn't film....ahh!

[tetsubo57]

Don't worry Dear, we still love you.

[anythingsarcastic]

<3 thank you

[xSamanthaNicole]

love your new hair color, definitely not too dark!

[anythingsarcastic]

You have to see it in person...a wee bit too dark, but thank you love.

[jzt451]

MICHELLE! You're alive lol. (((HUGS))).

[anythingsarcastic]

ROSS I am alive ((hugs back))

[jzt451]

It's really weird not seeing you around lately. I mean who am I suppose to get to be smart ass & sarcastic? LOL

[TransformersMatrix]

We Missed You! You Need To Make More Videos! Happy Valentines Day! I Got a Surprise for you on Saturday!

[anythingsarcastic]

I know I know, I must get back in the swing of things...lol...soon.

[mangokiwiorange]

fuck me in the goat ass? what the fuck?! lol

[anythingsarcastic]

It's from Adam Sandler :)

[mangokiwiorange]

Oh xD That makes sense lol