Killer turtle

[Calisheriff]

This video + shrooms = super mario

[zephyr2651]

saying nigga what u doin in my hood bitch slap

[ixPapaSanchez]

BUTTSECKS.

[kmikzeklu]

thats not your woman i am .. she say s.. 

[thedudemonn]

Get away from my awesome rock!

[H34D5H07]

Lol my turtle used to do this a lot ^^

[unifuck77]

that turtle is doin it wrong...

[OrochiMugen]

tackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BoneCrushingBass]

Blastoise, I choose you.

[magnusdragon74]

SQUIRTLE BIDE!! lol

[squrrle22]

FTW a real Pokemon batle

[BGFGR]

lolz

[vikingodc]

Leave ma girl alone yo bastud!

[childrengonewild23]

TEEANGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

[TheBlitzvideo]

"WANT THAT FUCKIN ROCK MAN"

[SimpsonsKing95]

Thats so cute.

[wowtreak]

T, T is for turtle, and KT is for Killer Turtle.

[mwr0domination]

no i change my mind its a torkoal

[mwr0domination]

its a blastoise

[minnygodess]

hahaha!! ithink they're both males, trying to get the "female" (rock) or at least that's what it looks like to me. kindof like dogs over stuffed animals LOL

[TheHolysarma]

lol..GO AWAY MY, ROCK!!1 BOOM HEADSHOT

[NYtassu]

Good, he got Headbutt!

[BelothOD]

That little turtle sure showed the bigger one whose the man

[doomender76]

retarded turtle lol XD i laughed so hard when i saw that

[Shetyre]

hes not using teh water gun ...

[piainthelimelight]

hahahha....

[MiddieLM]

LOLOLOL

[BigRed3117]

YEAH Squirtle tackle that mother fucker!

[flamegirl234]

is that a boy and girl cos i've seen this happen before and u should seperate them and let them kno each other more becuz the boy is bulling the girl turtle....

[Emdooey]

Hahahahahaha THUMP.........THUMP.........TH­UMP.........THUMP.......how do those moves work at all??? Dang girl, make him buy you some flowers first. SOMEthin'!! :oD

[BlazFilip55]

lol bad ass turtle xDD that turtle was like... "GTFO of my spot bitch!" lol

[MentalMarshmellow]

"Get the fuck away from the rock man! C'mon! No go! Now shoo damn it!"

[ZdartyStrupek]

Turtles rules best pet to have!

[suzlen]

Maybe he thought the rock was his girlfriend ;-)

[minka989]

I LIK TURTLEZ!

[ecbfilms001]

hahaha go tortoise!

[terminator0405]

LOL LOL LOL hes just running his head into him!!!! wow that turtle is a genius

[RomeeSayuri]

lol I laughed so hard at this and I dont even know why!

[geminidave]

I never did get the turtle shall ramming game. It means he is going to to bang her.

[Faabfabulous]

Turtles sure CAN be fierce haha

[bulldude8796]

LMAO shes pissed off cuz he wants her to get lower to go on a fucking spree

[Netballluver]

i got 2 tortoises and they play but when i look at that i fink its sad sorry x =[

[amygiggles]

she wants the rock ;)

[personwithtourettes]

poopasses i want the rock

[CrakWh0re]

the girl looks lyk shes rejecting him

"GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK" XD

[Waaop]

he wants to fuck they alwasy do that when they wanna fuck

[Teresa2493]

"you and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel. " :D

[xfxazknight]

but they're reptiles...

[Teresa2493]

hahah watever!

hahah thats the first thing that came to my head :(

[aaronrushton1]

@Teresa2493 reptiles actually. yes, i am a nerd....

[tumunaama]

yeah this is a turtle mating ritual..

[cmb138]

guys i have 5 turtles and thats not fight ing thats the turtle saying ''i want to do it''

Just so yall know.

[JRCollinsfan]

wats he pissed off at?

[xnolifeboix]

piss off about his rock being taken

[jacob9631]

move bitch!

[KOSKillKOD]

cool their albino

[arguss77]

knock knock, anybody home? Mwahahahahahaa

[JuicyDramaQueen247]

hahaha

[TrishaisBIGfun]

hahahaha omg this is priceless

[vggirl17]

were did u find the turtles?

[Axze]

Squirturtle Skull Bash Now!!!!!

[SkyRadioSummerHits]

@Axze guy it is squirtle xD

[ecbfilms001]

What squeaked at the end? LOL at 0:29 hes just like "fuck this"

[danny100333]

lol hes like "HEY! get the fuck away from my rock bitch!"

[Wappertjee]

i hate people who spam "lol" or "haha"

[KJCrush]

I htae people who bitcc for the sake of bitching so we're even.

[gloryimsaved]

"How to parallel park in NY." - Turtle

[peanutbutterswirl]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

[AzzCampbell]

"Stop hitting on my rock... Get the HELL away from my rock"

[albirt87]

Homer Simpsons Turtle

[gigel2006]

He got pissed because he thought the other turtle was hitting on that rock which looked like an attractive female turtle to him apparently.

[spower21]

awsome video!

[Kalashinator]

Shell rage?

[G1Ravage]

LOL I love the way he retracts his head just in time before he rams the other one. If not...ouch.

[hellgodesses]

hes not a killer thats what they do when they wanna make love hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahalolololololololololololo­lololo

[WickedPakhtoon]

ROFL.... hes so cute.......

[ps3ftw93]

LOL RAM IT IN THERE

[finchster013]

lol

[G3U8TNQ]

he like look at me come on give me attention and the othere one is like fuck off im trying to sleep

[flamingzapdos123]

lol

[xxanimexx66]

cute lol

[PewpewFighter]

Rofl.

"MOVE!! WTF MOVE!! WHY ARE YOU HERE!! MOVEE!!'

-"OMG WTF?!" WTF?!?!?! EEEEEEEEE"

"I SAID MOVVVVVEEE!! *HEADBUTT*"

[javaromaa]

LOLOL

[SomeRandomAsianBoy]

Oogway's parents were a strange couple.

[Auxillia]

These turtles know kung fu they were officially shaolin students

[ElfoGris1]

I like turtles.

[divinegod102]

Wow, his head r even harder than his shell...

[commandercruger]

when it rammed into the other one, it retracted its head,

[TallestCzar]

Tortoise used headbutt!

But it failed!

The wild Tortoise flees!

[alexisblack94]

thats soo freakin cute!! x]

[shadowrobot85]

the battle begins!!!!!!!

[pwr94]

dude i got here first im more pale gimme my tannin rock!!!!!!!!!! grr o.o

[kalalit]

if that's turtle courtship, imagine how rough turtle sex would be. :P

[ZombiePegasus]

maybe the other turtle forgot their anniversary? lol

[evil411]

im so mad at you im going to hit you in the shell wear it doesnt hurt

[arseny89]

What a dick.

[lilpeachiez]

LOL hes saying WHERES MY MONEY HOEE? LOL x] i think its cute :]

[tundrablack]

move bitch! beep beep! ur in my spot i not gonna tell you again vern move that ass!

[iPidd]

Turtles do that when then wanna fuck.

[falcondude32]

its like let me hit you stop moving lol

[dargcomplete]

he wants to bone the rock

[FMedina08]

move bitch get out my way bitch get out my way

[gegirl9]

rofl

[turtlesrock527]

Its just court ship

[benjenings]

i guess his horn was broken? LOL. :)

[rlslbt]

"My rock, mine, get away!"

[r0ds]

lol

[ivylee765]

if a turtle is biting a girl turtle butt it means it wants to mate

[leonalip]

I love turtles.

[zathras9now]

Definitely mating ritual. Cool sound!

[EdaLinhart]

lol funny

[LeishaCamden]

Aw, he's just flirting with her. :-)

[pwnzered]

Turtle use headbutt! Turtle us bite! Turtle use headbutt again! lol

[kalalit]

LOL OMG YOUR COMMENT JUST MADE MY DAY :D

[runeknight411]

lol omg

[DaGeniusOne]

that big one was a girl and tha small one was horny and so he asked 4 some and the girl said no and went back into her shell so the small one decided to get forceful

[hargvatsyero]

How do they kill

[ultimatebas]

best thing ever xD

[goldmagistrate]

The bigger one should've headbutted him back. He has more weight and should be more effective

[Shaslo]

turtles are ONE of the best animals in the unirverse.next to ligers.

[trainboy533]

ligers?

[WolfSavers]

male lion+female tiger = liger

[liss444]

"pretty much my favorite animal" :)

[s0akedsup3r]

LMAO, git up out yo shell pussayy and fight meh!

[CuteBeaner]

some times when my girlfriend gets mad i wish i had a shell..

[mudtruckman]

LOL

[anstonjackass]

lol

[Yeormom]

It's basically torture to turtles keeping them captive in a small area...turtles are NOT social creatures and you generally won't find more than one within 200sqm...

[makvarochapollo]

Poor turtle that must hurt

[meatwad61]

HA!!!

[doob776]

HAHAAHHAAH!!! thats so fucking funny!

[Jerkface55]

BACK UP BITCH lol

[ChRiStIaNcPX]

hahahhahhaha

[gto1]

LOL!!!

[Heli777]

ROFL

[UnnaturalThings]

.....in saudi arabia, they chop your limbs off if you try to rape someone...

[darkroad96]

well thats, uhm, how to say, uhm... wuts the word im looking for RANDOM

[DarkLord1610]

^^ lol

[WalterSolano]

LOL the little one owned the big one xD maybe is the wife LMAO

[jubbaGH3]

TURTLE OWNS YA!!! lol luv it

[VALENTINEproductions]

what an asshole.

[hellian1975]

i would laugh gets stuck on the outside and and he head butts the shell

[lawled1]

where is that? Greece?

[bencarloflores]

hey..hey... thats my rock

[aanntt123]

ROFLL PMSLLLLL!!!

[FrostedMilk]

thats a fucking tortoise

[mamananau]

I love Turtles i got 4^^

[caesebun]

exserento!

[smallpenis1]

turtles are fucking awesome

[skatepunk340]

cmon i wanna play get up get up!

[erdogan444]

Aww :'D They're Cute. - I Mean ONE The One Whos Starting The Fight :S

[BipedalMammal]

Tortoise

[LiIViet]

lmao thats funny

[Kyu7]

"My turn with the rock!"

[VanillaVendetta]

he is checking if she is broken :D like an egg

[heathey2]

Lol this is preety funny ;p

[getnhot]

lol, the turtle likes to headbutt

[streetracer14785]

They're not fighting, he's trying to get laid. In Turtlese, ramming as female is equivalant to saying:" Yo bitch, you sho is hot - give some of that fine leathery ass!"

[DKsflyingpoop]

LOL!!

[tomwejw]

rofl

[dorislesing]

Does turtles hear?

[ThePCMaster2000]

yes they can hear

[nomisil]

lol!!

[ShadowDemonXanith]

HUMPING!!! MATING RITUAL!!! (Lol j/k) :)

[dreamsh]

Humping Mating Ritual es lo q te sobra en el culo...

[ShadowDemonXanith]

lol uhh me no comprende en enspanol lol

[Joe1507]

its.... a tortise

[nba2k8910]

thats how turtles mate

[michaelamesse]

Lol. has anyone here seen the episode of The Simpsons where bart gets an elephant. Well this reminds me of when they had to let him into a zoo and the elephent is beating on the other elephants . lol! U rock turtle!

[lioshenka]

Turf wars lol

[teuton47]

at the end it says "Get lost!"lol

[kkturtlekeeler]

No it does not! Turtles do not talk!

[kkturtlekeeler]

No it does not! Turtles don't talk!

[michaelamesse]

.... no duh...lol

[kkturtlekeeler]

At least someone agrees!

[michaelamesse]

lol

[nba2k8910]

thats how turtles mate

[michaelamesse]

but i see them doing that to shoes and cats and other stuff... oh wait...mabey theyre just horney... lol

[hellybelly6]

Its a tortise.

[jerrycarney]

i have two turtlesits funny hlow they interact, yet mine are mail and female so they are friendly to each other, and yes sometimes tooo friendly

[brightness]

"Hey! Thats my fuck rock! Don't even think of fucking it!"