Three Missing After Slim Jim Plant Explosion

[holyrebels]

Macho Man came for a visit!

[123goshino]

SNAP INTO A GAS LEAK!!!

[MrCbonham]

Macho Man snapped into a Slim Jim and blew the place up.

[Sillyzombie666]

they shouldn't have snapped into a slim jim

[Butterflyleaf123123]

my friends mom works there the school down the road could smell the rubber i was there

[willieg54]

To think Macho Man, who did commercials with slim jim, his dvd came out that day. strange......

[liverpool7592]

@willieg54 You know what is even stranger?They finally closed down this factory on the same day he died.

[Rihanna3030]

I can't be leave what happened the slim Jim factory i love slim jims and north carolina i thought it was fake till it appeared on the news im so sad i cried :(

[TTDMFfreaknew]

The factory probably exploded because "Macho Man Randy Savage" teared into the spice an illegal amount of times .

[jimmyp0ckets]

OH YEAH!

[thewizking21]

they found the tree ppl. but none of them survived. R.I.P. for the 3 who died in the explosion. my friends dad works there.

[GWhiz99]

The Dallas Morning News story said a gas grill or underground POOL heating system in the room may have caused the explosion at Jakes' house and quotes Fire Department spokesman Lt. Kent WORLEY and Atmos Energy (apparently Jakes' provider) spokesman RAY Granado; Granado found no perimeter N.G. leaks at Jakes house. Zabasearch shows an AD JAKES at 8424 MEADowBROOK in Ft. Worth (76120). This could be the TV preacher. The MEAD start of MeadOWbrook like Beowulf MEAD Hall, OW in the middle like OUCH!

[GWhiz99]

Zabasearch shows a GLEN Jakes at 5720 MEADowBROOK in Ft. Worth (76112). This could be a relative of T.D. Jakes. The name GLEN could remind of seminal alternative moments from the early 1990s. The case is bolstered at the 1:36 mark in this video; the YELLOW vehicle on the right missed being completely crushed by the collapsed wall at the ConAgra plant. This plant blast could remind of the deadliest industrial accident in NC history, the 9/3/91 fire at IMPERIAL Foods in HAMlet, NC, which killed 25

[GWhiz99]

Also at the 1:36 mark, the WHITE S.U.V. is forming an "inverted triangle". IMPERIAL Foods was a chicken processing plant making products sold under the HOUSE of RAEford brand (among others). The 9/3/91 fire was exactly one week before some YELLOW cars were delivered. The plant was located in Richmond County, where RockingHAM is the seat. MEADowBROOK could remind of U.S. Sen. RICHARD M. Burr (R-NC), whose wife is BROOKe. He is from Winston-Salem, the seat of Forsyth County, which has GLENN high

[GWhiz99]

While RICHARD M (Mauze) Burr is not 37th president RICHARD M (MilHOUS) Nixon, both have NC roots. Nixon was 3rd in his class at Duke Law (DurHAM) in 37'. Wikipedia says Mojo NIXON & Jello Biafra wrote the song "Hamlet Chicken Plant Disaster", appearing on 1994s "Prairie Home Invasion", released 29 days before Pres. Nixon's April 22 death. Mojo was born NeILL KIRBY McMILLan Jr. on 08/02/57 in Chapel Hill, NC. Mojo paired with Skid Roper (b. OCT. 19, 1957--aka Richard Banke) in San Diego, CA

[GWhiz99]

Inspecting the news, I couldn't help but notice the ConAgra blast came on June 9, 2009--TV preacher Thomas DEXTER "T. D." Jakes' 52nd birthday. On Saturday (6/13/09) officials said NATURAL GAS caused the blast. The previous day, JUNE 8th, a NATURAL GAS explosion heavily damaged a sunroom at T.D. Jakes' Fort Worth, TX home. Jakes is pastor of the 30,000 member megachurch, The POTTer's House in Dallas. Descriptions above of Slim Jims made at ConAgra being foul could remind of canned POTTed meat

[GWhiz99]

A Dallas Morning News story at dallasnews.moc, penned by SCOTT GoldSTEIN (like SCOTTish Rites) says T.D. Jakes' home is located in the 8400 block of MeadowBROOK Drive. The 8400 block could remind of a supernatural "block" by craft practitioners on an adult lifes progression, from the "time rollback" theme. It helps to equate 8400 block with calendar year 1984 & the middle school 1980s. The DEXTER in T.D. Jakes is the strongest link, considering recurring "big headed", two-bit preacher themes

[harue123]

The News reported: "The explosion critically burned four people and one worker was still unaccounted for Tuesday night. More than 40 others were taken to hospitals, including firefighters who needed medical attention after inhaling gases that left a distinct scent "........... That is exactly the report I have after I eat one and then go to the toilet.

[LBC6893]

totally insensitve man..

[mstep3]

it's a good thing they didn't let that batch of slim jims get out the door....there would be people exploding all over the place......

[mstep3]

wow...who would have thought that making slim jims was such a dangerous job....

[antbad]

For some of you commenters, i want to remind you that the Bible states: Blessed is he Who Morns!

[TehMattz]

@antbad Not everyone has to follow the rules of the bible. When I die I don't want people mourning, I want them having fun, not happy that I died but just happy to be alive. I don't want people crying over me and I'm an athiest.

[JustAOrdinaryChannel]

That is a big building, I bet someone blew it up, hopefully not, omg, i just thought of something, someone blew up the building and then maybe took those people for some reason. Probably for revenge or something, I really have to stop watching tv, I watch tv too much, TNT, we know the drama, lol.

[davewah3]

slim: HEY JIM, THINK WE CAN PACK EVEN MORE GROSS VOMIT-INDUCING SHIT FLAVOR INTO A SINGLE PACKAGE?

jim: I DUNNO SLIM, WE'RE ALREADY PUSHING THE LIMITS OF WHAT IS POSSIBLE. WE'RE EVEN GIVING REAL LIFE TURDS WRAPPED IN A PLASTIC A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY. WE SHOULDNT TRY ANY MORE THAN THIS

jim: *hits button to add more shitty flavor*

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOM

[Juntahh]

slim jims rock lol

[thewizking21]

dude thats cold..... it was caused by a gas leak not any shitty flavor put into the slim jim. 3 ppl died man. the slim jim didnt explode......

[travis8wolford]

What the hell is in a Slim Jim that explodes?!

[TheOpinionMan40]

oh shit sliiiimm jiimmm

[DarthSchwartz]

Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooooh yeah!