Monkey Jockey

[MoeFoeChateau]

Animal irritation is more accurate.

[MoeFoeChateau]

Animal cruelty is when a tiger disembowels a deer and sits there happily crunching for the next half hour while the deer(fully conscious) bleeds to death.

[omogaju]

what an annoying monkey!

[gamingg0d6494]

Awwwwwww

[zhangruyi]

The deer really does not like the monkey on its back. I think this is really very cruel and the zoo should separate the monkey from the deer's area. Very bad indeed. I hope you people are not going to San Diego Zoo. It should be boycotted.

[CwazyIndian]

0:27 - 0:30 .. monkeys humping the deer in the back =x

[blackmancer]

I'm waiting for some PETA douche bag to tell us this is animal cruelty

[FC72Montages]

@blackmancer this is animal cruelty <3 from PETA douche :)

[gatinha1yasmin]

vai come o viado

[elisabeth8694]

Find ich überhaupt nicht zu lachen ihr dummen Menschen. Wie kann man Zwergrehe mit Affen in einen Zoo zusammen halten. Das Reh war richtig gestresst und konnte nicht flüchten.

[flynnstoner1]

Bastard monkey

[randallmckay]

amazing! animal riding animal happens everywhere!

[subhasp123]

riding r1

[deone67]

a young veteran general of ceaser :DDD

[JagjeetMann]

lol the monkey was horny haha

[joedsavage]

That was a jockey in training

[ArgotMay]

Crappy zoo to allow this deer to have such a miserable life.

[XSavanaBX]

Baby monkey

Baby monkey

Riding on a deer, baby monkey

[adyczma]

we have horses

[iamdwtf]

deer needs to roll over

[Dominatrixxx7]

That monkey is in desperate need of a mother, and that deer barely knows how to walk yet!

[AKSBSU]

I think I've gained greater understanding of the commonly used "get this monkey off my back" phrase.

[GeniusSelfproclaimed]

monkeys are assholes

[ToaJahli]

that was hilarious

[MrMarkyp85]

I think Karl Pilkington must of watched this video

[IRTEHPWNZER]

Deer: Grab my back

*Monkey grabs on*

ADVENTURE

[Miiguelao]

W T F !!!!!!!

[spiritWolf64]

that is one confused monkey O.o

[hxnncht]

that's one ugly ass deer

[Leowen2]

Monkeys can be such little bastyards and can cause a lot of stress to the other animals.

[VisualK3i94]

I want a pet monkey..

[joao2286]

@VisualK3i94 Search one in your ass hole...

They're wild animals, and deserves to be free in nature

[VisualK3i94]

@joao2286 humans are also animals, tamed by humans, so if you feel that way don't raise your kids with good american manners, let them learn on there own and see how they turn out. this is not how we should be living so yea shut up.

[joao2286]

@VisualK3i94 Humans have been domesticated by humans? You never heard takl about Darwin? Evolution ...? LOL...

[VisualK3i94]

@joao2286 Lol humans been tamed this is not how we naturally live, humans are suppose to hunt, we are supposed to be wild and free, but the government has tamed us layong down all these laws, so we hace no freedom of choice, and yea i have heard of darwin and evolution. And i do believe that creatures change over time.

[joao2286]

@VisualK3i94 I agree with the part you spoke of the government, but if they are in taming, you think it cool to do with the innocent little monkey?

[VisualK3i94]

@joao2286 No i think its wrong to take animal away from there natural habitat. But i would take a monkey thats been raised out of there natural habitat that won't be able to go back and raise it, that way the animal would have a nice home.

[joao2286]

@VisualK3i94 Cool, good to know that you are not those idiots who buy baby monkeys, of which the hunters killed the parents sell their children...

[VisualK3i94]

@joao2286 No i would never to that.

[BitchslapBallsack]

@joao2286 fuck all monkeys, kill em all

[shairaptor]

@BitchslapBallsack no kill YOU!

[BitchslapBallsack]

@shairaptor kill them before its to late!

[shairaptor]

@BitchslapBallsack no moneys are unkillable!

[shairaptor]

@shairaptor eh, monkeys

[arffarff]

humans allowing monkey to torture small deer at san diego zoo

[lomiauw]

MONKEY IS THE BEST ANIMAL!



[ImTooFastToSee]

is that a deer or a mouse?

[dwl82iw]

@ImTooFastToSee It's both :-P It's a mouse deer. (Deer species really, the mouse deer is the smallest of the deer species).

[19grep]

هاهههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­ههاي يللللععن وجهه مجحححم هاههههههاي

[shaddorry]

i liked both top comments to keep them even.

[TheErinjan]

@shaddorry my like finally made them even

[Anakin1936]

jajajajaja que hijo de perra

[SoldierClassA]

LMFAO

[Amisa86]

Not cool at all

[GardenofEdenspring]

and boom goes the dinamite

[Jafroboy]

arrgh poor deer!

[Tamonduando]

THAT'S ANIMAL ABUSEEE!!!!

oh wait,,,

[CoverTrial]

this must one of the monkeys from the lazy song from Bruno Mars xD

[nungleppam]

the bloody monkey is humping the deer fawn

[OutdoorDreamer733]

@nungleppam It's not a fawn.

[cabronian1337]

stupid monkey

[JCReiki]

"GOD DAMN THIS THING IS HEAVY!!!"

[deadw0mb]

Poor deer.

[Meestarcheez]

He is too big to ride the ride

[thrillcka1]

Love int the air

[angelmoonie]

giddy up!

[pluggit]

Who the hell thought of putting these two in the same enclosure?

[bridgevictimgobbler]

I didn't know niggers can ride deer! Huh...

[LocustaVampa]

It's funny bc the humans are screeching while the sadistic monkey explores perversity.

[betterdays1000]

omg ... i hate monkeys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pureefficient]

Proof that monkeys where the 1st to invent better ways of transport

[GimmeUrself]

Well funny, but not nice it gonna crack his legs.

[fleshtreat78]

the second greatest video ever

[PoorIllyrian]

RIDER

[merdaluiv]

scimmia zoofilaaaa!!

[777maurito]

jaja

rre bobo

[MrBlazedup]

@777maurito your are a dead set cockhead

[FastHedgehogSonic]

if human is to horse then monkey is to deer

[sicallaraelcantor]

its no nice!



[paxari]

Damn nature, u scary.

[SharpieSabre]

Wow look at these comments, there more hilarious than the video!

[sidzpiredos]

the monkey is like the child molester uncle of the animal kingdom!

[PeadophileBeard]

@skycrysis At least they will have freedom and won't be bored. Did you even read what I said? THEY WILL BE FOOD FOR ANOTHER ANIMAL IF THEY DIE.

[h4mx0r]

bahhahahahahaha

[philerfar]

They see me rollin, they hatin

[championofhades]

they're learning, they're learning!!!!!!!

[PEnZKE99]

Yehha!!!!

[kilbergalindo]

That is soooo wrong, poor deer... where is the owner of the animals?????

[Emanuelmartins69]

poor little deer

[Phoenixmike100]

THIS is a zoo?????? They need to arrest the owners. This is a very sad thing to see

[MishalMooreLover]

I think the monkey was taken by it's mother too early so he hangs on to other animals..

[hop843]

That was a mouse deer ... Is muntjac or something another name?

[mandiguardian]

poor deer! rs

[alinapollyful]

That is one mean monkey. It's like hey how the heck do u make this thing go , and the poor deer cant even take it's weight.

[OutdoorDreamer733]

@sumthingsick123 Wait-what?

[OutdoorDreamer733]

@sumthingsick123 LOL WTF. Sure I would, if there was a rainbow.

[detrolfire]

wow now that is what i call monkey evulution .the deer is his horse

[hangnigs69]

the monkey needs a bigger muntjac lol

[OutdoorDreamer733]

@killbabymonkeys Omnivores^

[emirashour001]

do you mean jockey on left 4 dead 2 ?

[FloatinPanda]

Adorable :)

[Urunay]

I was watching newbornbabies and somehow ended up here

[legomarine1]

ok i was on L4D2 and it took me here?

[jewrishpickle]

"take me to mordor"

[Mrjmaxted0291]

@jewrishpickle One does not simply ride a deer into mordor.

[BrittneyNicoleflicks]

awwww lol poor baby little deers r so cute

[UridonTheMaster]

got a JOCKEY on ME!!!

[ZebrasFirst]

Dang, that monkey ain't getting off for nothing! Even if it means breaking the deer's back, he's getting his ride. Poor deer.

[mtcontreras99]

Poor poor Dunn ass

[touche444]

did he died?

[taytaybratt]

hahaha thats one bad ass monkey XD

[PolorB3ar]

The deer dosent look like its having fun. The monkey does though lol

[antowanSA]

I honestly hope they got that bad monkey away from the deer. That is just not acceptable.

[TheJoeyZags]

Talk about having a monkey on your back.

[changez07]

humans came from that !

[junkheadrev]

In The san diego Zoo,the real animals are on the outside of the cages

[mrsmilo]

That poor little deer!

[eliwoohoo]

YOU'RE... TOO... HEAVYYYYYYY! GET OFFFFFFF!

[TMBlackCat]

LOL

[falrapax]

I love so-called animal enthusiasts who talk almost as if other animals can be disintegrated as easily as touching them. They've evolved to handle tough shit that nature throws at them, quit making it seem like every minor inconvenience in their life constitutes some kind of horrible torture.

[jimmyshitbags]

@falrapax right on man, why does no one else get this?

[krononomikon]

spock rides the wild sleestak

[JetScreamerJr]

Poor deer. i know it didn't like that.

[OutdoorDreamer733]

That's a muntjac, and it's probably going to break it's spine or legs. Or both. This is not right.

[haggardjf]

@OutdoorDreamer733

These are two animals behaving amongst one another. Shut the fuck up with your babble. This isn't a human being mutilating an animal, these are two ancient beings interacting.

[OutdoorDreamer733]

@haggardjf Ancient beings? What the fuck. They don't live together in the wild, and they never did.

[haggardjf]

@OutdoorDreamer733

When did I ever say they lived together in the wild...learn to fucking read retard. They're living amongst each other in the zoo. Muntjacs are also known for being incredibly strong. Hippie fag.

[OutdoorDreamer733]

@haggardjf And thats not NATURAL is the point. You are being incredibly stupid. And try looking at my channel before calling me a 'hippie' pile of sticks.

And 0:53

It does NOT look like that Muntjac is having a good time.

[haggardjf]

@OutdoorDreamer733

This was never a debate about being natural...

Simply my point was that the muntjac wasn't at risk being ridden by a small monkey.

[OutdoorDreamer733]

@haggardjf Yes, it is. It can break it's legs and spine. That muntjac doesn't weigh more than 40 lbs. And the monkey isn't that small,. either.

[izzysykopth]

@OutdoorDreamer733 That creature is a lot more robust than you or I and its doubtful its spine or legs will be broken. Stop being so pessimistic.

[daltdonski]

@OutdoorDreamer733 lol go tell the monkey that then

[OutdoorDreamer733]

@daltdonski Dumbass response.

[0mega7000]

@OutdoorDreamer733 Not really, they're pretty sturdy little creatures.

[OutdoorDreamer733]

@0mega7000 0:22

Very sturdy..?

[0mega7000]

@OutdoorDreamer733 They're well built is what I'm saying, clipspringers have strong legs which they use to climb massive boulders, it can support their bodies on rough terrain, it won't die or anything from a carpooling monkey. Though you can see in the video that it's really uncomfortable.

[daroyalgeneral]

dat monkey is just a deer rapist. damn perv.

[cisarcesar]

Monkeys do anything to appear on Youtube

[WeeeWriter]

that poor deer is being ridden against her will lol

[Ronike619]

a un son monos, pero ya quieren esclavizar a otros animales xD

[Kaede069]

wait until it grows into an adult, I'm sure it will have a sweet revenge.

[Alfiemylo2005]

Disgraceful what this monkey is doing to this dear, the dear was not happy, and being pinched and bitten, WTF in a zoo too. Disgusting sick fuckers for laughing!!!!

[Scout11Killer]

THUMBS UP if you know the Jokey from LEFT 4 DEAD 2

[ItalianBrianA]

NOT GOOD!

[Klistern2]

EPIC MOUNT!

[ForSPARTA877]

lol its a monkey on a deer

wtf omg

[rmf09024]

so thats how obama was born ahhhahhaha

[mymotorcycle5]

i read about a monkey expert who said yes, he studied them all his life, but no, he does not like them. this prick monkey in the vid will abuse the deer all day long, everyday, if it can. it bites the deer to get it moving, and will glady do whatever it wants to the deer to be on top of it. literally and symbolically. its not a HUGE thing but for sure that monkey is making that deer its bitch and its humiliating.

[elanonimazo]

GIGGITY?

[MrDeltoidFTW]

Damn who sent Uncle Remus brother to the zoo to fuck a deer?.

[MRhydrogen100]

does the FTW stand for fort worth?

[benjiraul]

This thing is humping me!

[vdxx]

Poor Deer this is sick ppl laughing :((((

[jackdoldseven]

This how it probably started with horses... on a larger scale. And alians probably took videos of us and watched a loled. Just you wait. 2000 years from now Monkeys will be riding stags, deer and the likes into war the one another.

[XxItsAlivexX]

LOL

[eldo322]

wtf poor deer

[seka1986]

Sheesh, talk about having a monkey on your back. That dirty monkey should find a bigger deer to ride.

[ReidBable]

I said, "Go! ...Damnit!"

[00726100]

somente um semelhante ao ser humano tem atitudes de pertubar o proximo.. foda

[021704jenn]

Thats a damn shame.



[cssadiction]

Press 6 to hear a child being ass fucked.

[lordswit6666]

man thats a mouse deer.. thats endangered am i right? found in the Philippines?

[tdgamer360]

Anyone Else Wondering why The Deer and The Monkeys are in the Same Location. And Another Question why are Deer In the Zoo Up Here In Northern California They Roam Free...... O.o

[MsLycanblood]

@tdgamer360 It's an endangered species, they are trying to increase it's numbers.... but I don't think the monkey is helping! I'm wondering why it is in there myself. How did I get here from a cow drinking from it's udders? Seriously?

[mywiiconnection]

Barking Deer?

[OutdoorDreamer733]

Poor Muntjac! It's going to break it's spine!

[2ciatc]

exactly why i hate human beings as a species

[SirianKings]

Organic pocket bike.

[wingsmanx5]

Can anyone please give me a gun to shoot at that damn monkey?

[syafiqdell]

valentino rossi on his bike.....

[777freeball]

0:54 is super funny

[pumpuppthevolume]

the planet of the apes is earth

[chizelface]

DEER: god dammit could you get off! this isnt funny anymore!!

[GhostofBattosai]

Bambi: GOSH, you're heavy Goku~

[minutemuse]

Monkey: This is the worst pony ride ever!

Deer: For the last time, I'm a deer not a pony, and you're really fucking heavy.

[TheDucky399]

Monkey + Deer?

[Roshxoxxox]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! thats not right

[MariSheWolf]

This monkey is too big this... He was crushing the deer ;x