I had a very similar EXPERIENCE at the same town with the same police. In 2005 I entered a writing contest in Car and Driver and had my story published about my EXPERIENCES as the 10 best stories contest. It was in Jan. 2005, on page 84. The name of the story is DELIVERANCE. I have been asked if I am afraid of reprisals from the Roland PD. I say "nope, they can't read"! If you folks get a chance, find and read that story! Great song Greg.
If you was pulled over in Tulsa they probably would have planted a bag of their own in your vehicle. That would have made for a good spoof and you can use it if you like. “Move over Captain, I’ll give him a bag of my own”.
Love's how people talk sh!t about cop's. They are only doing their jobs. You love'em when your in trouble but other than that, everyone hates them. Crazy how people can dislike someone so much when the cops are out there risking their lifes for YOUR saftey.
greg...this so funny and so true...i just moved to roland in dec of 2010 from ft smith and have already had my run in with the law here...got a ticket for sitting at stop sign...lol says i was going 56 in a 45 but i was not moving...that went to court...but judge and and pd is all crokked i have to say....i refuse vehicle search also....lol
Thank you Greg I love this. I have lived in Sallisaw, OK, Fort Smith, AR and now Van Buren, AR. Everyone knows obey the law in Roland, OK. Never drive slow or fast! You are a funny guy!
heyy sorry you had to deal with our stupid copss!! im from roland ....kinda..
but yeah if you get pulled over they always ask to search your car... well i guess because everybody is drugies in Oklahoma!! no joke. but your really funnie. :D
This is Great! I'm from Roland and I think he shouldn't feel to privleaged cause they do this to the locals as well. I guess they have nothing better to do with there day.
I had a very similar EXPERIENCE at the same town with the same police. In 2005 I entered a writing contest in Car and Driver and had my story published about my EXPERIENCES as the 10 best stories contest. It was in Jan. 2005, on page 84. The name of the story is DELIVERANCE. I have been asked if I am afraid of reprisals from the Roland PD. I say "nope, they can't read"! If you folks get a chance, find and read that story! Great song Greg.
TheClintmeister 1 week ago
@DanforddanMusicshop: share with friends? sho 'nuff.
KlymaDotCom 1 month ago
nice job cab I use it if I use your name.? DFD
DanforddanMusicshop 1 month ago
If you was pulled over in Tulsa they probably would have planted a bag of their own in your vehicle. That would have made for a good spoof and you can use it if you like. “Move over Captain, I’ll give him a bag of my own”.
MrJohneEdwards 4 months ago
Love's how people talk sh!t about cop's. They are only doing their jobs. You love'em when your in trouble but other than that, everyone hates them. Crazy how people can dislike someone so much when the cops are out there risking their lifes for YOUR saftey.
hunterok411 5 months ago
greg...this so funny and so true...i just moved to roland in dec of 2010 from ft smith and have already had my run in with the law here...got a ticket for sitting at stop sign...lol says i was going 56 in a 45 but i was not moving...that went to court...but judge and and pd is all crokked i have to say....i refuse vehicle search also....lol
jacquedenise 7 months ago
Good news, Roland cops can no longer patrol on I-40. State of Oklahoma banned them due to all the policing for profit stops.
DocMcCrae 10 months ago
Roland OK... Where blushing brides get to keep their maiden names.
majorpainintheass 11 months ago
Funny...but infuriating!
Nelsonstarr4 11 months ago
Thank you Greg I love this. I have lived in Sallisaw, OK, Fort Smith, AR and now Van Buren, AR. Everyone knows obey the law in Roland, OK. Never drive slow or fast! You are a funny guy!
beasleyse1 1 year ago
heyy sorry you had to deal with our stupid copss!! im from roland ....kinda..
but yeah if you get pulled over they always ask to search your car... well i guess because everybody is drugies in Oklahoma!! no joke. but your really funnie. :D
saremjayproductions 1 year ago
No one like the Roland cops! Turns out when you join the Roland PD, you automatically catch stupid.
Jsbearclaw01 1 year ago
Sorry you had to deal with the retards that we call Roland cops....
Skyghost0715 1 year ago
This is Great! I'm from Roland and I think he shouldn't feel to privleaged cause they do this to the locals as well. I guess they have nothing better to do with there day.
holls3607 1 year ago
Saw Greg live & he did this bit. Really funny, and a great song too!
RICHARDRATFINK 2 years ago
poor hamster ;-)
sandyfeet 2 years ago