You Touch My Junk I'm Gonna Have You Arrested "Airport Security Comedy Song"

[bestbruinsfanever]

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[CourtneyStepz]

2 people like having their junk touched

[Featureman]

@CourtneyStepz Thanks. Good observation. I hadm't noticed that before.

[hobo8675309]

are you jesus?

[Featureman]

@echoessubmarine Thanks. I am a little surprised the video has had so many views in such a short time without being featured. I know there are a lot of videos about the subject but this one was the first song on the day it happened. I appreciate any extra boost you can give it. I hope TSA comes to their senses soon. The holiday travel season will indeed be the test.

[wilsoncenator]

Featureman, we love your song! "To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men" - Abe Lincoln.

And it's true, you do sound like Johnny Cash.

[Featureman]

@wilsoncenator Thanks. Johnny Cash was one of my favorites. You would enjoy Johnny Sea who had a 1967 recording called Day For Decision. He really sounded like Johnny. Thanks, again.

[justmks]

Awesome! Anyone who touches me two times front, two times in the back better buy me dinner first ;)

[Featureman]

@justmks Thanks. That sounds like the most sensible idea I have heard since this all started.

[ColonPal]

Love the song, but I have to agree, if you don't like being patted down, then DON'T FLY! Of course all this security INSANITY was brought to us by the fear-mongering idiots who run our government and FOX NEWS for keeping Americans scared of their own shadows!

[Featureman]

@ColonPal Thanks.

[chanohack]

This is awesome. Keep up the good work. :)

[Featureman]

@chanohack Thank you.

[MichaelEWolfe]

LOL great

[Featureman]

@MichaelEWolfe Thanks.

[eliezerkorevaar]

Featureman, your voice sounds like Johnny Cash!

[Featureman]

@eliezerkorevaar Thanks. Johnny was one of my favorite singers.

[DaveBpt]

Don't fly then jerk. A pat down is an assault on your freedom. More moronic teabag drivel

[davidwaters69]

A society which allows itself to restrict its freedoms in the hopes to create a safer land will not gain either one, and has allready lost both........ Ben Franklin

[t0mc0lins]

This brought me back. I admit that I became a fan of yours after hearing you sing "Don't taze me bro" a few years ago.

[Featureman]

@t0mc0lins Thanks. It is interesting how every once in a while someone says something that has not been said before and it becomes a rallying cry. When I heard the story the song just started writing itself. I had it up a couple of hours after I first heard the story. Thanks for the wonderful comment.

[TheSpazzofMuffins]

Damn you're awsome.

[Featureman]

@TheSpazzofMuffins I thank you.

[rpbraziliansinger]

Awesome!! =D

[Featureman]

@rpbraziliansinger Thanks, Raffa. This video might grow in views during the holiday season.

[Mattsutubes]

l0l. beast.

[Featureman]

@Mattsutubes Thanks.

[jaydavee]

/me applauds.

That's martial law at airports. It's like it is starting at airports, and they'll sell it as security to cities and neighborhoods next. People aren't calling it martial law because they aren't noticing that's what it is.

[Featureman]

@jaydavee Thanks. I am glad to see the resistance to the assault on our freedoms. I think this holiday season will show which direction things will go.

[nadia641]

Your Mom was right!!!

[Featureman]

@nadia641 Thank you.

[famasdan]

the TSA is some truly orwellian bs

[Featureman]

@famasdan Yes. They are bad news. Thanks.

[larrybud]

Very nice, especially on such short notice! lol!

[Featureman]

@larrybud Thanks. I had it up at YouTube two hours after I read the story. I am glad I was at home when the news broke.

[geamalaVide0]

very good. "i don't do porn even when requested" good on ya!

[Featureman]

@geamalaVide0 Thanks.

[Featureman]

@peiguy37 Thanks. That one looks funny.

[IWannaGetFamous]

Ha! That is brilliant.

[Featureman]

@IWannaGetFamous Thanks, Alex.

[Brunstar123]

You have a Johnny Cash life voice, good stuff.

[Featureman]

@Brunstar123 Thanks. I am a fan of Johnny Cash. I saw him in peson in Las Vegas many years ago.

[djbarryiii]

Yay!

[Featureman]

@djbarryiii Thanks.

[Oceanno69]

I LOVE IT! LOLO

[Featureman]

@Oceanno69 Thanks.

[pm0501]

The next YouTube sensation! See you on Conan!

[Featureman]

@pm0501 Thanks. I wonder if Conan frisks guests.

[Horatio]

Awesome! Already a classic song.

[Featureman]

@Horatio Thank you so much for the nice comment.

[roadrunnerguy07]

Over 10 years later and the terrorists still win. Obama you have seen what we think about "mandatory health insurance". You think this will bode well for you in 2012? 

[Featureman]

@roadrunnerguy07 Thanks. The world does seem to be going crazier faster and faster.

[Gx3Gary]

@roadrunnerguy07 not quite ten years, and its not the terrorists we should be worried about. they are funded and facilitated by our own government. THATS who we should be worried about... dont worry tho, obama will be gone after this term i can feel it. dont get too excited tho, because what they have in store is much much worse.

[Featureman]

@Gx3Gary Thanks. I think this could be the beginning of a big holiday traveler resistance. I could be wrong but something seems to be brewing.

[MatteMacPiano]

Your voice here reminds me of Johnny Cash's one.. Good text 'tough, i can't stand thinking this new Big Brother...

[Featureman]

@MatteMacPiano Thanks. We live in unbelievable times.

[whatsreal12]

whoo hooo! I was waiting for the autotune but this is even better! Hope you go viral :-)

[Featureman]

@whatsreal12 Thank you. It seems to be off to a good start.

[TheMattyMiller]

YAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

[Featureman]

@TheMattyMiller Thanks.

[REDEMPTIONthreadz]

so proud of this guy... BrrrAVO

[Featureman]

@REDEMPTIONthreadz Thank you and thanks to John Tynerr for saying those immortal words.

[job112006]

Good stuff bro

[Featureman]

@job112006 Thanks. It was fun to do it.

[Dolphindream15]

people just dont understand how important our junk I mean stuff really is,,its all got great vaule from the hart to us collecters,,,Im a packrat too,,,I collect antiques and ALL KINDS OF NEAT STUFF MY APARTMENT SHOWS IT,,,NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT THIS,,

[Featureman]

@Dolphindream15 Thanks. Good luck.

[davidwaters69]

everytime somebody dosent refuse the scanner, chuck norris dropkicks a baby kitten in the face.. if everyone will refuse they will never be able to handle all the pressure of the multitudes.. stand up for yourselves people, and everyone should tell them not to touch their junk.. im doing it tomarrow when i fly to Dallas.. enough is enough..

[Featureman]

@davidwaters69 Thanks. Good luck with everything. I think this is all coming to a head soon. Let us know how it goes when you finish your trip.

[CopsAndCrashes]

I saw the link from the car video and came here for MORE

[Featureman]

@CopsAndCrashes Thanks. I am glad to see you here. I have over 200 videos here.

[BandKSmith]

LOL!

Right on man. Well done.

[Featureman]

@BandKSmith Thank you.

[billyga]

Great song, dude. Keep up the good work!

[Featureman]

@billyga Thanks, Billy. I hope all is well down there in the Empire State.

[jnstuck]

Great one, Tom! I just knew that this was going to rate many videos/comments.

[Featureman]

@jnstuck Thanks. This was one of the easiest to write and edit videos I have ever done. I think the simple ones work out best.

[stewballmax3]

Hello There

Talented Tom...

Fully compelling,thought-provoking and right on the mark,your performance of quintessential top shelf quality offered here was filled with an amalgamation of the plights of people both past and present...making for a truly universal message expressed creatively through the medium of music and song...a most rewarding listening experience...thanks!

Pax,

Max

[Featureman]

@stewballmax3 Thanks, Max. Folk songs always seem to be at the start of a movement. The politicians take up the rear of the assault.

[waltherchemnitz]

I don't think I've ever commented on one of your videos... but I am now. Bravo! Liked and facebooked!

[Featureman]

@waltherchemnitz Thank you so much.

[TheAppleInvestor]

Brilliant! Thank you, you are a true patriot!

[Featureman]

@TheAppleInvestor Thank you. That is a wonderful compliment.

[Dolphindream15]

sounds like a song for me Im a collecter and I have lots of stuff my family calls it junk,,but I love my stuff ,,great song

[Featureman]

@Dolphindream15 Thanks. I am a packrat... I mean, a collector, too.

[durkeeinkorea]

SO GOOD! HAHA! Is there a downlaodable version of this? It should be on iTunes.

[Featureman]

@durkeeinkorea Thanks. I do not have an iTunes account. There are mp3 player/recorders that can record direct from the pc card what ever is playing. Thanks again.

[BrandonSaldana]

I love it!!!!!! lol

[Featureman]

@BrandonSaldana Thank you Brandon. I appreciate your comment and I enjoy your videos. I hope the viewers here check you out.

[rstephensonable]

Nice job! I shared this on all of my Facebook accounts. :P

[Featureman]

@rstephensonable Thank you so much.

[ConservativeLogic]

NICE!!!!!

[Featureman]

@ConservativeLogic Thank you.

[carolcarol92]

rofl i wish i can play the guitar....

[Featureman]

@carolcarol92 Thanks. It's only three chords.

[andyandymax]

2257 is only about keeping the records! But I liked this song very much. Great song and great video! Thanks!

[Featureman]

@andyandymax Thanks.

[Featureman]

@frankylovesyall Thanks.

[Thriceitup5335]

this was great. you have some gems here.

[Featureman]

@Thriceitup5335 Thanks. This one took only about two hours from concept to uploading. I thank John Tyner for the great title.

[Featureman]

@neacie71 It is the "Don't Tase Me Bro'" of 2010. Thanks.

[ThatsMrMoronToYou]

Good fun.

[Featureman]

@ThatsMrMoronToYou Thanks.

[theroachyjay]

excellent as always, Tom!

[Featureman]

@theroachyjay Thanks, Jaily.

[1insertbandnamehere1]

Sir, this is awesome.

-Miten

[Featureman]

@1insertbandnamehere1 I thank you. I admire John Tyner for saying his great words.

[sovietpirate]

I have to fly in Jan and they can kiss my ass if they think they are going to violate me......I`ll be "that crazy man" on the news!

[Featureman]

@sovietpirate I think by January they will have dropped all this nonsense. Thanks.

[elkinsinboxinc]

I hate that airport security has gotten so strict, they have to touch your unmentionables.

[Featureman]

@elkinsinboxinc I remember the old days when you went to the airport and went to the gate and got on the plane. Thanks.

[elkinsinboxinc]

@Featureman Never been on a plane but since 9/11 I know how the system's gotten.

[Andrexthor]

LOL, that was funyy! I'm glad I'm poor and can't afford to fly, no rape for me!

[Featureman]

@Andrexthor Thanks. It's been almost ten years since I have flown. I am in no rush to go to the airport again.