Storm The Fucking Kastle - Diamondsnake

[TheBloodback]

total awsomeness.......

[Theblackmetalist]

Who the fuck is singing ?

[CHILDRENOFBOBODOM]

tomato is mah bro

[TaylorVay]

37 people can't head bang.

[MrReventlow]

This blew my pants right off. Metal needs to be able to laugh at its own ridiculousness. Diamond Snake does just that. Also the song frigging rocks and has killer solos. It storms the kastle, in my pants

[tamaram777]

JUST BRILLIANT GUYS...Very Monty Python. Bravisee! xoxo Tamara

[Dime6String]

Supposedly this is Moby's new band? O.o Automatic FAIL!!

[KoldMannDamm]

If it's serious then it sucks and if it's a joke then it's not funny and it still sucks. I mean puhleeeeeeezzeee, Jack Black wants his gimmick back.

[tamaram777]

@KoldMannDamm Hey, if Jack Black ever gets any awards for what he does, especially a star on the Hollywood walk of fame, I will fly to Los Angeles, sit on the star, dump gasoline on myself and set myself on fire like a Buddhist monk. Puh-lease.

[KoldMannDamm]

@tamaram777 LOL wut? A) You're nuts. B) Who gives a shit about the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

[KoldMannDamm]

@tamaram777 Actually you sound like a mental patient to me, lady.

[tamaram777]

@KoldMannDamm Now you're just being MEAN ON PURPOSE. CYBERBULLYING IS NOT COOL.

[TheRavevisuals]

the best... ever... ;)

[Bonnyebrynn]

What??? More like a shitty attempt at the D. -- this is so bad!

[TinaG2008BBB]

I hope this is a joke because it's friggin' horrible in a funny way.

[FDSbeach]

I'd rather listen to Joaquin Phoenix rap.

[xXRedrogOXx]

this is so tenacious D

[trentonsz]

Rockin' Cheeze Fest as homage to back in da day!

[surferbud1]

i smell cat pee

[Seanorman88]

The singer sounds like Jack Black imitating Bon Scott.

[ichbineintoober]

Raising an army with foul wenches... that's more of a nigger thing.

Screamin' Jay Hawkins fucked every mudshark and whore he could get his paws on. His bastard count is estimated around *60*

[1TtidnaB]

Rock - the music of choice for assborn halfretards.

[Arquenemeh]

@1TtidnaB "I feel so superior because I can't laugh with absurd humor, therefore, I eat da poo poo"

[1TtidnaB]

@Arquenemeh

Its not that mate. My point is that this vid and music sucks, and the only reason you and your fellow cumgobblers enjoy it is because you are slightly++ retarded. That is nothing to be ashamed of, I'm just pointing it out in case somebody didnt know. No need to be so sensitive, we all got a retarded uncle (well, I dont, but you know what I mean). Now go ask your mother to drive you to McDonalds

[Arquenemeh]

@1TtidnaB "I call you a kid because it makes me feel superior even though I'm just a hater and dont like it when people have fun at things I'm not into"

Pretty much your words.

[surferbud1]

The King of Miami is back!

[Arquenemeh]

Why is this so awesome.

[halfstring]

This video makes me want to be a better man.

[TheDreamFilms]

they make falafel in all those places, including greece.

[kook123123]

falafel is from israel you morons

[adamtocock]

Fallafels are from Turkey, you moron! durhhh

[assafmetal]

Fallafel is from Egypt!

[MAXSTA666]

OUGHH OUUURHGHH YEAAHHHH

SOMEBODYS GONNA DIE TONIGHT

YEAAAHYEAAAHYEAHHHH!!!!!

[Colunga210]

I liked this gimmick better when Tenacious D did it.

[atakalan]

not even for a ringtone..one of the worst songs i've ever heard..

[goofigroover]

είναι μεγάλος ταλαίπωρος ο Moby.

ότι και να κάνει φλωριά ακουγεται

[PsychoKenshin]

Diamondsnake rocks sweet balls and can do no wrong!

[panikos14]

moby is better to stay in his absolut boring music and not to joke........

hard/heavy music is Not for 'moby'..............

[vanessathodwris21]

ΧΑΧΑΧΑ ΣΩΣΤΟΣ ΡΕ ΜΑΓΚΑ!ΧΑΧΑΧΑ.Ο ΓΕΛΟΙΟΣ!!!!1

[MAXSTA666]

@vanessathodwris21

Hey you greek bastard suck my dick, whatever happens in greece stays in greece,

Keep your shitty opinions, failing economy, fallafels, and fat weddings to yourself faggot,

fuck your gods, all 39 of them BITCH!

[nikpastour]

ΑΝΤΕ ΒΡΕ ΑΗΔΙΑ MOBY ΚΑΝΕ ΚΑΜΙΑ ΜΠΟΥΡΜΠΟΥΛΗΘΡΑ ΜΕ ΤΗ ΜΥΞΑ ΣΟΥ,ΨΕΥΤΟΚΟΥΛΤΟΥΡΙΑΡΗ,ΒΡΕ ΟΥΣΤ!

[sapalloify]

This video is freaking AWESOME.

[mashap27]

I think this is hilarious . Made me laugh over and over and over again. Haters need to stop... unless there is something out there that you made that's way more awesome. In which case, please post! I'd love to see.

[Stuartsaves]

@mashap27 So you need to produce a product that is superior to another before offering any criticism.

That's so the way the world works...

[SquidLord]

Moby may have flipped his lid, but I'm totally playing this album as I drive around in my Trans Am, cruisin' the Wal-Mart parking lot!

You only THINK I'm being ironic.

[butternutsquashful]

I actually disagree with all of you guys...I thought this was hilarious! Diamondsnake and MOBY just made my day, lol. Yeah, the music is a bit bluegh, but you have to admit that it's funny! :D

[ragnarock13]

lame!!!!!

[manowar21aek]

death to false metal and moby

[dirtpipedan]

this is so fucking stupid. THANKS MOBY FOR MORE SHIT, GO BACK TO DOING GIRL MUSIC PLEASE.

[coinoperas]

The vocals are terrible! The way he sings is so fucking fake.

[penfifteen666]

@coinoperas I assure you...the way he sings is very real

seek out "children of the unicorn"

[iiiiiddddd89]

could only stand in a videogame's menu-.-

[TheAlMightyPGTS]

Cro-Mags!

[birdflu2k57]

Death to False Metal.

[raiseyerfists]

How ironic hardee har har. Stale-ass joke.

[Eldryzif]

They need to practise more and more. And the lyrics... >.>"

[TomasJundo]

real trash

[snappingpictures]

the video is funny, but uggh... I will not listen to it again

[bigleagues]

CockRock GOLD, Gold, I tell you!

[SwearBears]

ROKKKKKKKK!

[aczkolwiek]

to nie metal tylko jakiś kabaret

a poza tym straszna słabizna

[rosscore]

There are no words for how bad this is. I'm going to have to invent one.

[rawkfist208]

@rosscore It's a parody, dude.

[rosscore]

@rawkfist208

So was Tenacious D, which was also as bad as rectal cancer...

[rawkfist208]

@rosscore If you don't like it, don't listen to it and get over it.

[rosscore]

@rawkfist208

I'd really rather not.

[rawkfist208]

@rosscore Then too bad.

[penfifteen666]

@rosscore Nope..the D is Genius

[rosscore]

@penfifteen666

Sure, if you're 12 and laugh when someone says the word 'fart'.

[penfifteen666]

@rosscore or dont have a stick in your arse

[rosscore]

@penfifteen666

Or, as is clear, your father's cock.

[penfifteen666]

@rosscore How do you know my father?

[penfifteen666]

@rosscore and more importantly why is his cock in your ass?

[rosscore]

@penfifteen666

We have the same father...you and I both know how deep he goes :-(

[penfifteen666]

@rosscore I always knew Jesus had another kid

[tvTraum]

i lauged. i laughed quite hard.

-sydney

[andyactionewetube]

My ass has been pummeled!

-=A

[XSNO1]

Hammer! Geiler Song!!

[juanrock]

pregnant tomato is kinda hot.

I heart diamondsnake.

[mgloose]

Good stuff!

[MAXSTA666]

GET ON A METAL DICK DIET

[gabrielapetrie]

"we are all made of stars -- haha, lala, rape you, I'm Moby"

[MagDuke]

@gabrielapetrie You're a moron.

[grankietto]

Huauaua, AWESOME!

[snagopus]

sounds like tenatious d / jack black.. lol

[TheRaveOnStudio]

Bahahahaahaha!

[Daveyourock]

Absolutely fantastic! hahaha I look forward to more

[greenlucy1]

Not even the wenches are safe !

[gabbiearmstrong]

hahahahaha

hilarious XD

[euklid216]

lolwut :O

[scptubeyou]

I got your kastle.