Crappy Bagel Guy (original song)

[debbieswinyer]

Love the song so much had to learn it it.

Hope you like it.

[abercrombiegal09]

dude, i heard this song like 2 years ago, and today I went to go get a bagel.. i asked for cream cheese and a plain bagel. i get home and it's coated in butter but no cream cheese.. then this song popped into my head. what a beautiful song relatable by all ~~ oh yes

[lenseaany27lenseaan]

you are over 18 call my

[mangopilar]

Hi, as I Culinary Student (still in the learning) mode. I can relate and appreciate this song, it put a smile on my face from a long and hard yesterday. Your a genuine and sincere person, thanks for sharing this great tune.

[HxHenry]

i laughed every time you says fuck.

[CarsonsGuitarLesson]

haha this song made me smile, good song and voice

[ParoxysmalCandy]

Hahahaha nice song

that's cute

[debbieswinyer]

It was great thanks for the smiles...

5 from me and a sub

[nmbr57]

I just wasted most of a morning at work listening to your music. It's a slow week. So, thanks for that ;) You have a beautiful voice.

I have no idea who Buck is that everyone was commenting about. I found your Jonathon Coulton remake. Accidentally.  And it made my day. Seriously.

[sargeantketchup]

@nmbr57 Wow, thanks. Glad I could help brighten your day :) Thanks for watching and subscribing!

[KieferKhaos]

*Still my favorite song of all time!*

^_^

[blinkingblueyes]

It's a really cute song, but I have a lot of sympathy for this bagel guy. Why would you call and complain about him? That would be pretty rude. It's just a damn bagel.

[sargeantketchup]

It wasn't just one occurrence. His poor customer service happened over the course of several months. Also, it was a pretty significant amount of my money that, intentionally or not, I would have been cheated out of.

I'm sure he's an okay guy, I just don't think he was meant to work in a food service job; especially one that requires good listening skills.

Thanks for your comment, anyway.

[MissAlexUndead]

how dare you?

[mjs90201]

Cute song, very well done. Thanks!

[rangerdewshine]

Hello, it's Denise, your fellow fu-er. I'm going to write a nice long comment right here on your page.

You are very charming and awesome. Diggin' the shirt. You handled the bangs nicely. It's very brave and inspiring to me that you actually leave your feed or whatever you call it open to douchebag comments. You're very real.

I'm probably not going to do that, but that is because I am a wuss.

Anyway, I really enjoyed this song. You can really spin a tale and have a great voice.

[MeGaJuNkIe]

i would find it amusing to fuck your chins

[sargeantketchup]

That is quite possibly the most disgusting thing anyone has ever said to me. Congratulations.

[Technobanana]

@MeGaJuNkIe She has hot chins.

[KieferKhaos]

This is now my all time favorite song and I can't get it out of my head!

^_^

[DJPJ101]

Nicely done! Nicely done, i have to say *claps, listens to the song again, then hunts how to download it to his ipod*

[Seawaffle2021]

lmao, thats awesome really some of the best original music I've ever seen on youtube

[mahtexas]

i like it and your voice is SO PRETTY

[LetsGetRandom22]

good song! I like your stuff! good job!

[brokenmemories101]

This is very enjoyable. I can't stop smiling. Thanks for posting this.

[icexblackxrain]

i think i watch this video daily. and it makes my day. every time. xD<3

[zannessaislove]

Oh.

My.

God.

That is going straight to my ipod..if you don't mind?

[rob21480]

Way to live your dream, love the song.

[Haliwells]

you would look cute with your bangs pinned back :]

[tullkass14]

Lmao, Me gusto mucho la cancion, ademas te salio del corazon, 5 estrellas!

[sargeantketchup]

Muchisimas gracias!

[xXLizzyLoserXx]

It would be awesome to be able to have this on my ipod. =)

[brittneyjacob4ever]

your verr pretty :) and i love your smile

[brittneyjacob4ever]

OMG i love this song i really do it is absolutly great i listen and laugh,your amazing i'm telling everyone i know about u :) your fan brittney

[DKMaher13]

Wonderful Story Telling. I had to make a new pllaylist on my channel for Sorytellers. You have the first 2 videos. My channel is for promoting youtube songwriters......Kathy

[doub90]

That's Hilarious!!! I could barely hear the song because I was laughing so hard! Keep it up!!

[FOSSEMOVES]

So Buck sent me!!! I am totally in love with your silly and fun songs! You need to think about writing a musical... seriously - your songs really tell a story! You're awesome!

[DillTurnips]

haha, amazing song

[TessenX]

lmao! :D I LOVE this! hehe! You've got a great sense of humour, keep up the fab work sugah ;D <3

[Alifaith]

You're so great! I'm really glad you sent that email to buck or I wouldn't know about you! Hearts!~

[hred007]

This is my favorite song of yours! Its hilarious

[HeyJeremyC]

agree.

[blink182bfs]

you have a beautiful voice!

[jeff91199]

Awesome. Every time you dropped the F word, I only laughed harder.

[fugelove32]

Oh my gosh. I love you and this song :)

[icexblackxrain]

i love your voice, and your lyrics and the video as a whole xD

[TaJohn90]

aaahhhh!!!!

that was ahhhmazing!!!!

love love loved it!

im so posting this on facebook and myspace...

[drownninginmacaroni]

this is awesome!

your hilarious.

[lolalovies]

this song is hilarious:))))

[sargeantketchup]

Hooray! :)

[charbar0801]

just wanted to say that you MADE MY DAY with this song!! i love it. hahahah seriously though, you are incredible!

[sargeantketchup]

Thank you so much! Glad I could make your day!

[OhNoesItsJulia]

ahaha i loved it!

[sargeantketchup]

Yay! I'm glad! :)

[WendyHawkins27]

haha this is amazing! great voice! the simple things in life are the ones worth writing songs about :) great job!

[sargeantketchup]

Yeah, who cares about complex feelings and events? I just wanted a bagel, darnit! :) thanks for your comments!

[ilovesugar2]

this is a wonderful song! Why haven't you been featured on youtube yet?

[sargeantketchup]

I guess I like to fly under the radar ;) Thanks for watching!

[jackie2x05]

ahahaha i love the song=]] and you have an awesome voice!! keep rocking!!

[sargeantketchup]

Thanks! You keep rocking too! :)

[Dovile2k7]

I absolutely love this :}

I'll get my friends to subscribe, you deserve many more subscribers! Oh and your voice is really nice ^-^

[sargeantketchup]

:) Thank you so much! Glad you liked it!

[r33na1]

you rock! i wish i could sing like that, or have the patience to learn to play an instrument XD you should play more of your original songs, they're a lot better than re-dos

[sargeantketchup]

Rhythm guitar is pretty easy! Just learn a few chords and you're set! haha thanks for watching and commenting :)

[irishloveblue]

love the songs! Love you! Keep spreading the love sister girl!

Irishgirl

[sargeantketchup]

thanks!!! :)

[SerinaTomoe]

You are so funny!! I saw you on Bucks video. You also have an amazing voice~ I'm going to subscribe!!

[sargeantketchup]

Yay! Thank you! :)

[SuperParamorefan567]

lolz ur hilarious

[sargeantketchup]

I try. :P thanks for watching!

[nothin2do46]

=) i LOVE IT!!!! thats amazing! You have such a beautiful voice, and i love your songs! Now i'm gonna go to school one day and this songs gonna be stuck in my head!

[sargeantketchup]

Just be careful about singing the chorus in public!! haha Thanks so much for watching and taking the time to leave a comment!

[FuelEvanDown]

best song ever!!!!

[sargeantketchup]

Oh I don't know about that!! haha thanks for watching :)

[gingergirlrawr91]

I love this song. its So funny

[sargeantketchup]

Thanks! :)

[blackheart137]

This is amazing.

[sargeantketchup]

Thank you!

[NicoleBaehm]

hahaha

[aeebonystar]

this is really funny. I really do feel bad for him though.

[sargeantketchup]

He's fine, probably off tormenting some other bagel enthusiast!

Thanks for watching!

[animechick742]

WOW! Your song is hilarious, and your singing voice is amazing! :D

[sargeantketchup]

Thanks!! :)

[soloud7]

lol!

[sargeantketchup]

yay!

[emsyblake]

Hahaha, you are brilliant! :D

I looooove the lyrics.. And i kinda feel bad for the bagel guy now :/

[sargeantketchup]

Don't worry too much about him. I'm sure he's fine, just as oblivious as always!

Thanks for watching! :)

[XprincessXXconsuelaX]

LMAO! I love how you sing about REAL things.

[sargeantketchup]

:) I try haha thanks for watching!

[prinssebastian]

Amazing!!!

[sargeantketchup]

Thanks!!!

[KieferKhaos]

This made my day!

:D

[sargeantketchup]

Yay! That's all I can hope for!

[WeaponsEnthusiast]

This is the first video I've seen from you. I found it amazing! Great job! The music, and the lyrics are quite entertaining. Keep up the great work and God Bless.

[sargeantketchup]

Thank you very much! :)

[wowzers9088]

lol this is awsome

[sargeantketchup]

:) thanks

[jennifereiffe]

Love it!!

[sargeantketchup]

Thanks!

[TheJellieShow]

Such a cool song!!

Love your facial expressions :)

please check out my channel!

xoxo - Ellie

[sargeantketchup]

:) thanks for the comments.

[sprawsomechic12]

i have now listened to this 37 times I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sargeantketchup]

Wow 37 is a lot of times! Thank you so much!! :)

[ThePandataco]

This is an awesome song! I love it!

[sargeantketchup]

:D thanks!

[ahlalalex]

hahahaaa, i love this :)

youve got an amazing voice

x

[sargeantketchup]

:) thank you

[cendrellacortas]

HAHAHAHAHA I LOOOVEEEDD THE SONG XD <3

[sargeantketchup]

!!! THANKS for watching! :)

[0CaptainWiggles0]

i really liked this song <3 and your bangs are just fine. maybe try a hair clip?

[sargeantketchup]

I managed to get by for a while by using 3 clips. I had to take a scissors to it a week or two ago, though. It was getting really out of hand haha.

Thanks for watching!! :)

[hurleyGRANDE]

Freakin' amazing! i love this video! *favorited

[sargeantketchup]

Yay! Thank you :)

[mbabyg18]

saw u on bucks show. i love ur humor! ur so funny. SUBSCRIBED! =)

[sargeantketchup]

THANKS!! :)

[juudyjunebug]

you're beautiful and have an amazing voice!

[sargeantketchup]

Aww. Thanks so much. :)

[craigtotherichie]

ummmm... this was incredible!!

great job, sincerely.

[sargeantketchup]

Thank you, sincerely. :)

[SonOfaBuick]

so, i saw you from buck's latest video, but i wish that i had stumbled across you earlier. i LOVE your music. it's charming, witty, and down right pleasant. keep up being amazing, and congrats with the boat loads of new subs. you deserve it. :]

[sargeantketchup]

:) Thank you so much!

[girlinNYC101]

Oh my god you have an amazing voice!!! And i absolutly love this song lol im from new york and i live in florida now so im used to ny style bagels and theres this place here they always get my bagel orders wrong lol but wow you have a beutiful voice and this song is really funny. Soo subscribing and spreading the word about you

[sargeantketchup]

Wow! Thank you so much for subscribing!

Gosh I love bagels... haha!

[laurenrocks777]

i love your songs make a cd i want one!

[sargeantketchup]

Haha thank you. We'll see what the future holds! :)

[xoSiNgInGiNtHeRaInox]

that was awesomeee

sorry this might sound creepy, but you remind me soo much of my aunt. if she could sing, this is totally something she would do :)

[sargeantketchup]

Tell her I say hi! ;)

thanks for the comment!

[TrevorHobbs1]

lmao. your the first person ive seen on youtube that ive seen that makes original songs with lyrics this funny.. keep it up.. please.

[sargeantketchup]

I will definitely try to keep doing what I'm doing! Thanks for the comment :)

[No1ShamelessFan]

Another awesome song! You're really talanted and funny. I'm so gonna sub. =D

[sargeantketchup]

Thanks a lot!! :)

[blastoisego]

I loved this song the humor and relates to those tiny every day situations XD

<3 You are amazing.

trust me now I am singing along C:

[sargeantketchup]

Yay! I'm glad to know you liked it. Thanks :)

[sunnyxunicorn]

this made me suscribe!

you're amazing!

[sargeantketchup]

:)!! Thanks!

[SillyRedHats]

haha this was amazintgg

buck was right, you are youtube celebrity material

[sargeantketchup]

Wow, thanks for the great comment! :)

[beautyqueen120]

lol. nice song. u hav a really good voice. :)

[sargeantketchup]

Thank you! Glad you liked it!

[imwatvhingyou2047]

wow ur great love the song total lol

[sargeantketchup]

:) Thanks a lot!

[MaxDire]

hehe! This is great.I gotta check out more of these original songs, I've subed. I gotta ask........what EXACTLY are bangs?

[No1ShamelessFan]

Bangs in Britain is called a fringe. Pretty much the bit of hair that falls over your forhead =)

[sargeantketchup]

As was previously explained, yes, bangs are the bit of hair that falls on your forehead above your eyes. It had been about two months since I had had mine trimmed at the time of this video so I couldn't see! haha thanks for watching!

[wizardofkozz]

Hey, Sara -- really funny, and once again left me with a smile. Time to audition for America's Got Talent. Your voice, personality and smile will definitely take you a long way. Cheers!

[sargeantketchup]

:) Thanks a lot for taking the time to watch and leave such positive and supportive comments. YouTube should have more people like you.

[MeGaJuNkIe]

i think you have had enough bagels

[sargeantketchup]

gee, thanks.

[stri4ever]

HaHa you know I never got crappy bagel guy lol Then again I was very partial to eating all of Kristen's yummy cereal in the morning, instead of getting a bagel! This makes me laugh everytime I hear it. The frustration your day must have started with...*throws hand in the air followed by dramatic exit stage left*

[Jingila]

your voice is so graceful, I love it :)

[sargeantketchup]

:D Thank you!

[moderndukes]

"Tonight on Where Are They Now? Crappy bagel guy hits rock bottom as he sees a song about his terrible bagel making become a viral sensation."

Haha, cool song. i always like story telling songs

[sargeantketchup]

Hahaha thanks for watching! :)

[TheExtremelyAverage]

lol this is awesome. you should make some more of these original songs. lol i watched this like 3 times!

[sargeantketchup]

:D Thanks a lot!

[RockingJamboree]

Obviously, Crappy Bagel Guy would get flustered waiting on attractive women. If only he treated his job like a video game. If only he knew that getting the order perfect actually earned him the Secret Double Points Bonus.

I was kind of hoping in the last verst that you would admit to missing Crappy Bagel Guy, but just not that much.

[sargeantketchup]

Oh yeah, all the pretty girls in front of me in line must have stunned him so that by the time he got to taking my order he was practically in a coma. You're on to something there, Russ.

I thought about going there for the last chorus, but somehow I thought that'd be too obvious? And in reality, I don't miss him, even a bit. (and of course, I'm trying to stay true to life here ;D) I've been getting mistake-free bagels since he left!

[Spintown7]

Haha...loved it. Good work Sara.

[sargeantketchup]

:D thanks!

[Druid103]

<3 you so much this made me soooooooo happy!

[sargeantketchup]

i <3 you too gabe haha glad i could make you soooooo happy!

[jacksink07]

You're only the cutest thing on the internet! It is a very clever song, and I actually sang along to the bits I already knew. <3

Oh, and uh... FIRST!!!!

[sargeantketchup]

^-^ Thanks jacks! You can be second-cutest.