How To Spot a Player

[Viataf]

that guy looked like a life size cut out at the beginning lol XD

[gothicchik52]

guy who looks at you like that can never get laid either. hes just creepy and evil looking

[Cryptix001]

more like how to spot a rapist. somebody who acts like this could never get laid

[fuzzypeach333]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[VeredPinhas]

this are not the signs for a player o____O this guy seems more like a rapist to me :O

[VeredPinhas]

if you noticed someone staring at you with a creepy smile, you probably spotted a rapist, not a player :O

[09tranm]

How come some of these traits aren't in the howcast video on How to be a player.

[TheLuciferianAvatar]

LOL! This guy isnt a player; he's an imposter, was very ugly, used creepy mannerisms and his outfit was a fashion disaster. I hope the God of Game strikes him down.

[korniah]

How about how to spot a SLUT!!

[purplrosez05]

:20 pedopile stare.... O.o

[robkotur]

Ha Ha Ha, girl who made this video is so not right, that she has probably never been played by the player, poor girl.

[639426]

hey what about the female players lol u guys women are meaner when it comes to playing with a guys heart. trust me i should know.

[Arnulfonoodle]

The DENNIS system !!!!

[missychick1359]

the guy is a creeper..

[websuspect]

Not true. Pay attention to 4. If a guy showers you with compliments. If a guy is well groomed he may just be a neat freak or very organized.

[MrIdkfuck]

lol :19 creepy

[loopofpoop]

this is exactly what rayne summers is from licd ("least i can do" the webcomic!)

[hajii4]

I just use the D.E.N.N.I.S system, works every time.

[kylieee16]

what is DENNIS?

[hajii4]

google.

[kylieee16]

what!

[Narragan]

@hajii4 Haha that's great man!

[markiye]

omg..who made this video?!?! trying to reveal my tricks on getting a girl! nooooooooooooooooooooo lolololol

[SiMpleHeArtedSkaterX]

hahaha i know this is aweful this video needs to b removed quick as fuck, im going on vacation in a few days wtf did they post it for a week before i leave ??

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

I've got a player on my hands....and every single one of these signs are true. He does all of them!

5 stars

[qtpiegal]

o_O he looks like a Stalker XD

[sparhawk16]

Is there anyway to get rid of that fucking annoying Progressive insurance ad at the beginning of videos?

[LittleGigiK]

Haha, I got a vaseline commercial

[sparhawk16]

hahah I've never seen that one before.

[skilzdatkilz91323]

download firefox and download a plugin called adblock plus

[sparhawk16]

It's not a popup, it's the video before the movie.

And yeah I've used FF, didn't help.

[InsaneSparrow]

Real players don't roll that way.

[Bobbiegel]

what do you suggest then?

[erpoioloco]

1:41 pwned

[Tyres2]

so where's the video on how to spot a female player?

[purdyboy63]

What you need:

COMMON SENSE!!!

[warpedsoul]

is barney stinson a player?

i guess definitely not

they shud start making how to spot a barney stinson :P

[runescrule]

BARNEY!!! watch out for da headhoppers gordon!!!!!!!

[Shotcrete990]

that guy looks like a combination of Charles Lindbergh and Snidely whiplash.

[x1ofakind1x]

LOL video for tools

[VigorousVixen]

"A player locks eyes while talking, and looks away during the answer".

WOW! This one guy who often approaches me and my twin sister does everything in this video. One time he asked for our names, and as I replied, he just looked away.

[Xeonsteel08]

According to this im a semi player

[djbro16]

so according to this video.. ALLLL girls are players..

[buytamra3]

You didn't already know that?

[PoopShitMario]

Yeah, girls don't like when they deal with guys who are on equal footing as them, they always want to have the advantage.

[djbro16]

wtf does that mean? what ever happened to just being your own person? it's not a game.

[20100880]

LMAO

both of the guys they used are most likely virgins

[frostythesn0wman]

This video just makes my game better.... I'm a player looking for the right girl....

[Tevolo52]

yea I gotta admit this vid is pretty weak

[MarinaTheRainbow]

My friend is competely Players and hes wayy different than man in this video. He always breaking up with each girl each week, and he never told any girls he loves them, he just say "I like you alot". and theres ton things about him.

[ladycamm]

HE LOVE ME NOT :( .....LOL

[AMBERSINGSS16]

@ladycamm BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Efferts]

So Im not supposed to use charm & flattery or else I'm a registered player?

That's all I have!! I got no looks!

[LittleGigiK]

Don't compliment over and over and over again, maybe compliment once and make sure that you really mean it.

Don't over stare, just smile and be comfortable.

You probably have looks, don't worry!

[Drkill102]

players are an adapting species, this video is now void because we have already figured out other ways to play ;)

[agentpg13]

dude i agree haha, and this vid isnt 100% true

[poopdeloop11]

How to Spot Poop

[ModelAnarchist]

this has to be the stupidest video I've ever seen

[bloodlava]

when someone uses a video from howcast, then jesus will walk the earth

[gamboycolors]

lol i dont think i was supose to watch this video lol i was thinking that it was a video about how to be a player lol

[xxclusive321]

HOWCAST you have fucked me over !!!

Girls know of me now , noooooooo

[ladycamm]

@xxclusive321 LMAO

[canomarquina]

this is what makes it so difficult for normal guys to flirt at pubs. and btw, a player is unspottable, cause we all are. face it. the ones that dont play is because they dont have the guts or the looks.

[XxSemiSweetxX]

..or common decency.

[republicansridiots]

players go with whores & whores go with players. but real girls that want a real man dont.

[divine0g0d]

wat's a player?

[voseamatt]

bonerzs

[Tokens1845]

...dumb

[monapoop]

what up cris tu fer oh why oh why am i so cool

[MatterEngineer]

This is so sad......

[rpgzilla]

How to eat. You need:

An IQ higher than that of a rock.

Food.

Optional:

A digestive system

[jerryhsu007]

How about, How to spot a Fake girl!

[Ryanxsx]

oo sounds like a good one o.o

hahaha XD

[cutiepie4164907510]

this video should be called:

How To Know if Someone is Hitting On You

[mtmark29]

i have never heard people actually say the r in player..

[love2sing7]

i say it like that lol...player..

[xblizkx]

ummm yah,,,, except the fact that its not hard to spot one out. women come on its not hard ud have to be fucking retarded just ask the simple question like u wana google my yahoo and if he says yes then its odviouse god ...

[chuyton]

umm yah,,,, If a girl says that 98% of the male population will say yes...good luck finding one to say no

[invictive]

To which I would reply "No, I want to f!#@ you."

[mrboi3]

Next Video: How to close your windows properly.

[nestorrfortuna]

dear ladies that view this video: be aware!

AVOID A PLAYER, be alone and sexless for as long as possible, don't give your coochie away to anybody that looks at you more than 1 second, does not groom himself , looks away for anythng while your mumble stupid uninteresting shit or answer his calls....

follow this and i guarantee you will have spiderweb build up to the point of not needing a sanitary napkin while on the period.

[lacigreen]

that guy is fug. wouldn't have to worry about gettin played if youre not interested in the first place!

[biggi3lue]

If i stared at someone like he did in step one, id probably be suspected of some sort of pedophilia

[Khaloda1990]

These Videos are getting lame

[nestorrfortuna]

where they ever different?

[Khaloda1990]

yea werent THAT lame !

[TurbeenBeatz]

dont be a playa hater! :D

[chowder620]

this video is so retarted...

[phector2004]

wow. whoever made this video can go to hell...

im no player!

[supersammy625]

How could that guy be a player he is hideous

[wrongserver]

LOL Ha Ha.............

i am deff. not a player

[rocker624]

that lady's eyeshadow is super ugly...

[myusernameis654]

I'm really ocd about people touching my cell phone.

[ParamjitGill1]

first?

[MORHSN]

Lol?

So?

[VictimOfBoredom]

Here's how I spot a player:

1. Look in the mirror.

;)

[BlackDrumm3rKid]

NICE!!

[EchoInfinity]

Haha! Nice one dude ;D

[DELMQR1]

i always  guard my phone ....that shits expensive

[EchoInfinity]

Now some ladies are going to watch this, and next time they'll think "nah, he's actually spent time to make himself look good, avoid him... Oh, he has a cell phone... Avoid him... Oh, he's making eye contact... Avoid him... He's being nice and giving me compliments and showing interest... Hm... Avoid him".

Bad advice, too easily misinterpreted.

[rockingout013]

that is a good point

[imthegreenfaiiry]

somewhat true

[FreiheitKampfer]

I love the smiling mammoth choke-shove..

kudos to the director!

[Qieth]

Reversing it for a How to be a player:

- Stare at girls for a long time, to show her that you are about to conquor her.

- Make sure you appear neat, so she can see how great you are.

- Lean in close to her, right away.

- Look at her hard when you talk to her, but look away when she answers.

- Shower your target with compliments. It doesn't have to be true.

- Keep your cellphone at hand. It will show that you are an important man, and let you keep your options open.

[EchoInfinity]

Spot on.

[polywoly15]

0:21 creepy

[klion54]

im a player..even though i try to be i cnt help it :/

[poosungee]

thank YOU howcast!

[pyromanx6]

Im a player

[rhodalenegdr]

silly. Hahahah!

[locochepo]

dont like the video giving out our secrets :P

[KenDaKingArrives]

If you don't have enough female "aquaintances" to listen in on or pick their brains for info on what kind of behaviors they guard themselves from, I think these tips are pretty good for us guys to set up a "anti-player" strategy. Showing some sincerity, some listening skills, and the right body language can give you a chance to not come off as "typical".

[liu7]

I am a guy like that, a classic gentleman ^^

[Darkscoutz]

dont hate the game hate the playa

[oldcreppy]

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[VuTang01]

now, how about a How to video on being a player. lol. jk.

[NocturnalBeing]

don't flatter yourself lady. i don't think that guy is into older women. he looks like the kind that likes his women like he likes his wine. 12 yrs old and mixed up with coke.

[SmashingJack420]

0:23 this can also be referred to as a "rape face"

[mightmareofgores]

lol epic

[dgrome]

Haha yeah. They might want to add in "Check drink for Roofies"

[luasmagnanime]

step 8 - look out of men with lame mustache

[dgrome]

Howcast, can you do a video on how to spot an unimaginative channel?

You won't have to look too far for information.

[UjioSatashi]

this is just stupid almost none of these explains a player

[icecool1065]

Haha, why are they all hideously overweight?

God, it looks like a WeightWatchers meeting.

Somebody get these bitches some SlimFast!

[UjioSatashi]

@icecool1065

ahahahaha

[xomiakas]

americans.

[tribute3000]

wats with indiana jones hat that i have the same one

[IdaAreIda]

thanks ^^

[ezcondition]

these rules apply to females as well :) in fact women are more territorial than most men, their just more cunning about it. the looking for a long longtime is just creepy from both sexes. yet, men won't turn away if a female is holding his gaze, it's just strong eye contact, and should be labeled as stalkish.

[kingnarutorule]

Where's Chris Hanson when we need him!!!

[OdeToNecrophilia]

True. Good hints.

[SharinganLust]

Looks like a pedo. >>;

[HG2013]

damn you howcast...our plans have been foiled!

[dynastyxl]

all the guys are fat wtf LMAO

[ChoChoquota]

is it 67% if American are overweight

[ascortjkk]

this is also a video on how to hide your player-ness

[Shippingshit]

I know a player who doesn't act like this at all. He's really niec to chicks until he fucks them, then he either leaves them, or continues to decieve them. And then goes and brags about it. A real douchebag.

[angelofdeath44555]

Damn you! Why couldn't you make this video in October :[ maybe I wouldn't have gotten my heart broken

[yuukisama2001]

LOL!! You just made my morning with that remark. :)

[MrYudesWineGums]

soz dude mine died anyway........wanna come eat her bones?

[ascortjkk]

why couldnt you get your heart broken in December :[

[angelofdeath44555]

because the guy that broke my heart broke it in October

[driftster99]

aw :/

[angelofdeath44555]

yup :[

[ascortjkk]

poor you..

[IntellectualConcepts]

Too bad they don't make a How-To spot a WHORE...

but I guess that's pretty easy. They're everywhere fucking everyone!!!

[MrYudesWineGums]

true well.....its basicly dis BUT!! if she has FACE FUCKING DEEP IN MAKE UP AND LOVES GUCCI SHIT

[Halick]

But we all LOVE players, They are Experienced, wild, and knows what they want. just check that he doesn't have any STDs.

[IntellectualConcepts]

@Halick yea like that's gonna happen. Enjoy HIV ya whore

[Halick]

I believe the correct term is "player" since im a man.

But I wouldn't call myself a player, Im a steady type.

[Halick]

Haha Good one.

[larpt23]

hm... now u know what not to do, change of plans now

[ThaWastelandDOTcom]

video quality fail

[blazednigga1]

i wouldn't play her :)

[MrYudesWineGums]

true i mean like WTF

[dayusdaus]

dammit!!!!

[tonyhoffmans]

hahaha

[Brian567899]

heres a tip get to know someone

[BrunoPortugueseBoy]

this can help many people...good one

merry xmas

:D

[Tehglitchinator]

1st Comment =]

[weberrors]

im sorry but FIRST!

[wazupmiley97]

first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!