Learn Dutch Fast

[TaoPiet]

This is called 'ABN, Algemeen Beschaafd Nederlands'. Translation: Common Sophisticated Dutch...

[smaiist]

the smile is best thing in this vid..^_^

it is fuckin you with a smile^^

[paul0396]

paardenlul MEEEHHHHHHH xd

[demisan18]

jeez.. beter leert ze GOEDE schledwoorden.. wats er mis emt haar o.o

[Mr13216332]

very bad, very bad, for god´s sake

[Skyon666]

lol... ok, but consider placing the dutch subtitles as well....

[dienichts]

hahahaha!

[PrussianElite]

What a filthy language, yuck!

[Susaa1997]

je meot tegen buitenlanders zeggen van tosti met kaas, en dan heel vrolijk, dan denken ze dat het hallo is haha gaan ze het aan iedereen zo vertellen xd

[DoctorDeejayDude]

Geweldig XD

[mandygene22221]

i think its funny

[Klonkii]

most people thinks dutch and danish are the worst languages of europe. I would say they are the best sounding.

[Vatnafjoerdur]

@Klonkii Danish isn't bad! But that the people think Dutch is bad, i can understand it! Dutch is disgusting.

[WhiteIcePaw]

WHAHAHHAAAA Ze zegt Paardenlul en dan hoor je een schaap op de achtergrond :'DD

[Plientje92]

Ik heb nog nooit iemand uitgescholden voor paardenlul :P

[TAPPERWIJN2]

Lach me rot!

[aprjse]

Paardelul opeens die geit XD

[Dylantuning1995]

BIJ PAARDENLUL GING IK HELEMAAL STUK GEK XD WHAHAAHHAHAa.....

[uut0]

Die glimlach erbij is geniaal xd

[sarahdangerrr]

@ProuDToBeDucth Ignorant actually means uneducated, not knowledgable, oblivious, close-minded. It doesn't mean rude. Though most people who are bigoted are ignorant.

[ninoboeing]

@IDEAALBEELD1 Ja, wij nederlanders weten allemaal dat nederlands gewoon cooool is

[SuperWESTCITY]

what i learned - JE KANKER MOEDER !!

[anoniem793]

HAHAHA.

[ashleywilson62]

google "active voice 12 tenses" to learn English

[Svegi53689312]

awesome as! I'm inspired to learn haha :)

[NWOisOWN]

paardelul en dan dat schaap geluid op de achtergrond LOL

[saffyre00]

Your a klootzak mevrouw.

[BigLouieLittlePhilly]

dutch ! the most disgusting language in europe. greetz from Poland & Germany :-D

[ninoboeing]

@BigLouieLittlePhilly Polish is disgusting, It's a stupid language even as russian and all those kinds of languages

[BigLouieLittlePhilly]

@ninoboeing yes and you are elvis presley

[Vatnafjoerdur]

@BigLouieLittlePhilly YEEEEES :)

[benjaSs93]

Dont listening to this, its veryy old dutch, i mean look at that ugly woman... These days we dont speak those words like Eikel, Paardenlul, Klootzak etc..

[MrUbister]

Ik g a dus echt niet iemand een paardelul noemen O_O

[xMissIreen]

it's klootzak. WHAA

[Izzywizzyify]

I remember KlootZac a cousin of mine! LOL

[TheMrSabb]

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[Chesternos]

hahahahaha goedzo echt geweldig!

[JPdedrummer]

dit slaat echt nergens op

[DutchGuyMaasland]

Klootzak= Asshole?

Asshole= kontgat?

Wtf ik stop vanaf nu met Nederlands prate

[Firecatcer]

We kinda scold alot on people but this vid is just weird.

[uria2022]

dude im dutch and its more like

kanker =cancer

krijg de kanker = get cancer

[lightpino]

Zonder in lachen uit te barsten, nice.

[pb1forlife]

sometimes :P just like every other person on the world :P

[Phil86vie]

haha.. great ad :)

[JuulxXx3]

die vrouw maakt me een beetje bang... 0_0

[F4Wildcat]

Flikker up should be=Get focked

[rhov233]

I swear I will...! Doh!

[heyss]

dat is uitstekend

[jrietmolen2]

dat weif heb kanker in zijn keel

[BigLouieLittlePhilly]

Wie gross ist Holland? Zwei Panzerstunden breit .

[TheCornBitch]

ahahahah allemaal scheldwoorden man

[popdani]

Ik mis "bloedkankerding"

[halfpipefreak]

ze vergat graf takke tering tyfus pest pluris honde kut lijer :P

[K4MR4N1UK123]

lol

[dvinus]

sorry, dat is niet meer normaal..en als je alleen maar dat geleerd hebt dan moet je jezelf vragen of je niet beter thuis had kunnen blijven.en voor een vrouw..nee ..dankjewel...maar ja domheid find je overal.

[ExtiiNzionzzGamerz]

@beverwijk1424 je moeder is en hoer

[beverwijk1424]

fuck you netherland your mother fucker countery becues the netherland people play with life of humens 80% people work with gornement as a CIA OR CD So Plaese Dont Trust anyone in netherland they are mother fucker

[IC114283]

@beverwijk1424 Before you bash another country based on superstitious suspicions.... First get your grammar straight. I'm Italian and I live in Holland and I speak better English than you do.... -.- I really do hope for you that you're not an American or Englishman or whatsoever. You'd be a shame for your nation.... -.-

[ordiantakeover]

@beverwijk1424 dus ik mag jouw ook niet vertrouwen? ok

@ExtiiNzionzzGamerz ga eens snel weer runescape spelen, nerdje

[MOBlegomations]

@beverwijk1424 rude much? my best friends mother has a dutch accent and she is one of the nicest people ever! and she isnt an unndercover agent. SHES A TEACHER!

[strangerberry]

@beverwijk1424 You're an idiot.

1. Why do we ''play with *human* lives?''

2. CIA is American.

3. You don't have proof.

So... that makes you the motherfucker.

[dlseth2]

Godverdomme wat een kutstem. Haal die pieper uit je bek, draak!

[1deidrich]

@dlseth2 waar dat .. thats afkomstig uit een Amerikaanse

[Ms73501505]

Thanks!

[Ms73501505]

All of them!

[Ms73501505]

How is it written in Dutch?

[Denneuss]

@Ms73501505 wich one do you want to know?

[MrMAKosen]

@Ms73501505

Godverdomme (God-ver-domme) Goddammit

Klootzak (Kloot-zak) Asshole

Eikel (Ei-kel)

Flikker op (Flik-ker op) Bugger off

Paardenlul (Paar-den-lul) Horses dick

I'm Dutch myself, it's kinda funny if english people pronounce these words and don't know the meaning of it hahaha, that will turn out bad if you say it to a dutch person :P

[misswilline]

omg :P:P hahah

[jarixd1]

he im dutch belive me we dont talk like this

[Snaavelstopic]

@jarixd1 You don't ? well i do this everyday... Dickhead!

[LordShiding]

@jarixd1 maby my old teacher talks like this

[mycuppatea7]

@jarixd1

I'm Belgian and believe me, you totally do speak like that :).

[Denneuss]

@mycuppatea7 Lol? Of gewoon niet. 

[dontweallwanttoknow]

@jarixd1 yeah i am dutch to

And we do talk like this...

By the way prove your dutch!

Ik ben nederlands en spreek het!

[SheikhAltijdGezeikhh]

@dontweallwanttoknow kijk dan naar de zinsopbouw van zijn engels :P klopt al geen kut van XD

[xMissIreen]

@jarixd1 ik wel :) haha, nee ckr niet :)

[rocksinoo]

Ha I love dutch :D

[MrSjefie]

hahahahhahahaha

[HoldThisHandTightly]

WHA THE FUU....

[emmimens]

tja.. deze woorden worden toch wel vaak gebruikt :p

[RangerYorki]

forgot verrekte kut

[eiyela]

Most useful video of the day

[SupaaaLaurelja583]

uhm_ãÑyõÑÉ_wÅNnÄ_chàt_wïth_më_­Ï_fEël_sÓ_lonély_tøÐáY...

[ThaMunchkin007]

lol "quackkk quack" baaaaa" fuckin farm animals lol

[DutchGuyMaasland]

Gradioos!

[stephenTcartwright]

Why is poopen still my favorite word in Dutch or Flemish?

[lianna1412]

@stephenTcartwright

EHMMM it's not poopen but : poepen :P

[stephenTcartwright]

@lianna1412 Ahhhh, that's why she didn't understand when i sent her Ik poop yo gezicht eraf, it should have been ik poep yo gezicht eraf :D Thanks, time to go verbally rape that sexy belgian slam piece!

[mylanswart]

@stephenTcartwright no, you have to say: Ik poep JOU gezicht eraf :P

[Nikolaa5]

@mylanswart Eigenlijk ik poep JOUW gezicht eraf :P

[ilovesunny8887]

whaahahahahahhaa xD all these englisch people don't get it what she said.. or do you ?

she's like my friggin scary englisch teacher ..she always use dumb wordsi mean like you fking kids getta out here!!!!

[avatarFanTaangLover]

oh ik zou dickhead als lulhoofd vertalen xD

[pb1forlife]

@avatarFanTaangLover me to :P hahaha

[1relNL1]

@avatarFanTaangLover dickhead is eigelijk 'eikel' de kop van je lul daarom dickhead.....

[nikolasmaes99]

droooooewg! :D

[Riotgirl1955]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA this is one of my favorite vids of all time!

[Shoesareverygood]

I loved it BUT ..I'm American and if a kid in school told somebody to 'bugger off' ...he'd probably get beat up. Funny video =]

[keesdecrip]

WTF waarom is het altijd zo dat als ik naar de tv kijk dat er zo vaak kakkers zijn!!!

praat gewoon nederlands!!!! net als At Valk (van het nieuws.)

kakker! kakker! you are a disgrace for our accent!!!!!!

[MrMonkeyJackson]

@keesdecrip Das omdat het dan nog beter is dat ze loopt te schelden, dan is het funnier;)) Ofzo

[superZalm]

@keesdecrip "you are a disgrace for our accent!!!!!!"

that's saying a lot.

[ZoeterMark]

Hahahaha, hoe droog is dit :P

[FantasieNameL]

Hahahahaha.

[XSebiX360]

die macht mir Angst!!!!

[sander395]

kakker

[southwaterlord]

e busenggggggg, ni compeni ngomong jorok hahahahahahahaha

[iChocolateAddict]

Ze hadden moeten niet moeten zeggen wat de echte betekenis was. :P

[nogataki123]

wat een engerd

[CemVogelpoedel]

Wil je mensen echt jouw verschrikkelijke accent aanleren.. Shame on you (schaam je, kutwijf)

[meow9001]

dit slaat echt gewoon helemaal nergens op?

[jemigdepemig11]

dickhead,,, baaaaaahhh

[AlexosMusic]

LOL

[Superownage24]

ja, dit zijn de enige worden de ne nodig hebt in nederland!

[mattiasniens]

@eendjekwak dat is geen cameraman maar een schaap :D

[eendjekwak1]

0:45 hoor die cameraman giechelen

[tom53332]

hahaha alles wat je nodig hebt XD

[britt21096]

@7oxicAvenGer Met "They" bedoel je zeker jezelf? Spreek voor je eigen hagje vriend.

[Frederickica]

schande....

[kamil19www]

KURWA MAĆ! :)

[MsDeadCorpse]

Hmmm, was expectings something a bit more useful

[Phazox1]

She curses and still has a big smile xD

dat ze dit ons niet op school leren ;)

[MrNelsonz]

KENKERZOOI, KEN KER ZOOI thats the best

[7oxicAvenGer]

Where is the main word, KANKER?!

[cama9103]

@7oxicAvenGer what means kaker? xD

[7oxicAvenGer]

@cama9103 "Kanker" means cancer, and they use way to often :p

[oeshlama]

lol'd

[Landotter1]

How about "strope Vaff-ell" Stroop waffle.... Most amazing!!!!!! Love stroop waffles!!!

[GetHyper1993]

LOL, paar-den-lul. that made me rofl how she sad it.

Maarja ze leert jullie wel de belangrijkste woorden.

[shnucki]

i like that so much xD

[riwilo]

I got hard.

[MarliesOwned]

wtf is die vrouw voor een droogkloot xD?

[LiovaElise]

ik dacht al dat er zulke woorden langs kwamen ja :')

[motersk313]

The first time she sad Paardenlul you hear a Sheep

[misswilline]

@motersk313

hahaha i didn't even notice the first time :P:P

[saffyre00]

Oh god teach them our language that's great. Now they'll know what I'm saying Dammit. XD

[ozmutedpk3]

@saffyre00 ja je kanker moeder ook aap

[saffyre00]

@ozmutedpk3 Mijn moeder is dood lul

[SmoerKitty]

love it

[vegeboyx]

Thanks for a good laugh! :) These were just the words I did NOT learn in the Dutch courses here in Helsinki. I wonder why our teacher never told about these - she was from Belgium after all...

[craig265]

WHO has this girl phone number

[foxiewhisper]

Lmao, perfect.

[DieserBenuterIstCool]

Sounds like English and German mixed into one language.

[evianio]

@DieserBenuterIstCool

eeeh .......you know we dutchmen and the germans are not best friends......I think german stole their language form us.

cheerio

[crimron]

@DieserBenuterIstCool

That's because it is exactly like that historically.

[vlddanny]

zegt ze paarde lul hoor je een schaap -.-

[leftbeforegoodbye]

Paardenlul - Your horse's dick? Eh nee, horsedick.

[mu5ic1]

@leftbeforegoodbye dr staat: "you horse's dick"....maar dan nog steeds.

[jordy088]

klot zak

[SuperXD25]

Just look @ her face LOL

[SuperXD25]

Redirected from: "Learn proper Dutch"

[MrMonkeyJackson]

geweldig!

[craig265]

THIS girl gives me a boner I think of her every time my girl friend makes me have sex.

[nahcourt]

ri muito kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ='D

[shinka1911]

OMG die gans op het eind hahahahahah

[MefilioDeAggelo]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[lique2fabrique]

lekker dan! :D

[XXcutekillerkittyXX]

dank jewel

[MarkVega]

This is pretty essential.

[timboslayer]

Thank you and good night (flikker op).

[MaxDustt]

Duimpje omhoog als je in hebt getypt Dutch language(of iets dat er op lijkt)

[DutchyDubs]

XD dry

[noynalovelygirl4ever]

ahahahah (:

leuk om te weten hea ;S

[MarioKartWii9]

Selena your jealous belgium is so unfamous but Holland is everywhere in news and final football cup belgium cant touch a ball with out falling so f. U

[melvinhage]

flikker op bekijkers.

[DaanUniversal]

@melvinhage kijkers

[Rikmp]

triest

[veenhero]

doe dikk vette geile tiener poep meisje

[Araujoth]

I'm from Brazil and now I'm learning dutch... it's an amazing language.

[sjoerd94]

@Araujoth Klootzak. (:

[veenhero]

@Araujoth thats cool, do you know he is only saying stupig wrds XD

[Araujoth]

@veenhero thanks! i didn't even care about @sjoerd94 said... I don't even know him, and he doesn't even know me eather... well at least I've learned one more bad word in Dutch... But I really want to learn Dutch...My grandparents are from Haia... I know it is a hard language, but ther is no problem to me... i like challenges i I already speak 5 languages... thanks a lot!