Emo Phillips stand up comedy

[Jimmysam22]

The only emo worth listening to.

[anonymous08913758946]

Totaly standing with emo phillips right now

[epsilon127]

y u so cute

[jordanbishop17]

Salad Fingers much?

[DAKA9666]

He doesn't say it wrong, ionic is the name of the type of pillar he was touching.

[Skullbrothers3]

can someone explain the ionic joke to me

[TReBoryitNE]

@Skullbrothers3 he says it wrong,, hence he doesn't belong in Harvard... get it now? lol,, ok

[tbspovonlife]

My lungs just died! xwx

[dogoneshame]

YES!!!! SO MUCH YES!

[oliverjon80]

i watched 30 seconds of this and i just realized he looks like peewee herman from the 1600s...

[Nukkro]

didnt find him funny

[nightjester138]

Emo Phillips ..... truly one of the all time greats of stand up, while material was very diffrent, I place him in the ranks of greats like George Carlin, Steve Martin, Bill Cosby, and Gallagher.

[aboutashow]

i first saw this in 7th grade. I'm now in 11th grade and i finally understand the ionic joke! slowly learning :D

[1961Blanchflower]

Strangely .... Ionic!!!!

Genius!

[TheCHIPPER2011]

emo come to minnesota ill enjoy your stuff it realistic and awesomly funny gratest entertainer.

[JJisodd]

i'm going to see Emo next friday in Mason City IL

[Personas1991]

is there actually something wrong with him or is he a fag?

[TwoTekah]

@Personas1991 lol, he isnt a fag, this isnt a real voice, it is all a persona.....which i would think you should get given your name............. and also, really? still calling people fag's? you sure are mature ;) if you cant tell though, he is actually very very smart.

[CurryPuffJunior]

Fifteen love, my serve again! LOOOOOOOOOL

[holyzebraproductions]

Caboose Anyone???

[117Sniperlord117]

@holyzebraproductions fuck. yes.

[jprg1966]

1:35 she closes her legs. Hmmmm

[somotastic21]

@jprg1966 lol it was instinct

[somotastic21]

Is this the way he really talks?

[Pryce2112]

@somotastic21 Nah

[somotastic21]

What does Emo say at 2:28? I can't tell what he said

[jaransom1974]

@somotastic21 15 love my serve again: it is a tennis reference

[somotastic21]

@jaransom1974 Oh okay. Thanks

[ticketyboooo]

@1216saab

Really, you think that Pee Wee Herman is the good twin. He's sooo creepy. Emo would so be the good twin.

[deepsunflower]

lol 

[trufiend138]

i wouldnt want emo next to me!!

[whitepanther84]

Is this Pete Doherty's dad?

[BABStheIX]

Gotta love Home Movies

[lemonmanlbc]

@BABStheIX

That's actually why I'm watching this now on here. I just showed my wife Episode 3 of Home Movies, and I heard Emo doing the voice of Shannon. She asked, "who is that doing the voice"? So now, we are in the throws of Emo stand-up.

[ShadowSaeo]

I don't give a damn what anyone says this was funny

[BoBsPfhorever77]

OMG. It's Shannon from Home Movies.

[JubalCalif]

Hey Emo! Prince Valiant is on the phone. He wants his hair back !!!

:-)

[Hocould1]

Emo's hilarious but not any funnier than someone saying he doesn't understand how people find him intelligent--and that he prefers Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright. Hedberg went to school on Emo and would have quickly acknowledged it and Wright and Phillips are mutual admirers. All three rely heavily on paraprasdokianisms. Emo has some of the most famous of all time.

[alan59able]

first saw the geezer on saturday night live, sooo many years ago, still appreciate his observational humour.....

[qoaa]

Emo is fucking hilarious, I got to meet him once at the laugh factory after hours and he's really just a normal guy, he never breaks character on stage though, and acting the retard makes his comedy so much more funny. but he's really funny also normal when ya catch him after hours hanging out

[loveminzy32]

cool

[philhickle98]

I had never seen Emo do stand up before. I hate it to death. However, I can't stop thinking of how badly I want to see Brent Spiner do Emo as Commander Data.

[Jackalack700]

@philhickle98 I completely agree. I only looked this video up to show my girlfriend how annoying he is. I don't understand how people find this "intelligent." To each his own. Everyone has their personal taste. I prefer Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, and Steven Wright. Meh

[RaygunShaun]

@Jackalack700 Hedberg and Wright learned from Emo Phillips.

[TheAndrewj96]

'You have to prove you're a citizen of New York, muhmuhmuhmuhmuh.' So I stabbed him.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, it's funny cause it's true.

[CoolerKing37]

Emo Philips answers the age old question of what it would be like if Tiny Tim did stand-up comedy...

[OHWISEONE1996]

@CoolerKing37 ...on drugs...

[lhtony]

"when I was a kid I used to pray every night for a bicycle, then i realized god doesn't work that way so I stole a bicycle and prayed god to forgive me"

[jairus]

What does his mom say at 2:28?

[MattBronsil]

@jairus 15-Love. My serve, again.

[FirstCitizen2010]

" If that were Jimmy Peterson....he would have grown up too."

[tbspovonlife]

'I said I'm getting Good!' LOL! best bit!

[Dragon45348]

Hey it's Shannon :O

[KNSweetness]

MY PARENTS ARE SEEING HIM NOW WITHOUT ME!! WHEN IM THE BIG FAN OF HIM!

[GreenGearMood]

@KNSweetness He still does standup? o.o

[KNSweetness]

@GreenGearMood yes sir/ma'am he's old and still acting like he's 20 XD

[flaxonx3]

He looks like a young Pete Townshend. Slightly smaller hooter.

[HannahVampire]

Oh my...I'm in love!! This man is a beautiful genuis!!

[toymagenta]

This man is a genius. He is funnier than 90% of the so called funnymen out there today. He used impecable timing, current events and off the wall topics to make us all laugh and groan at the same time.

He is still in my top five.

[cjoshskull25]

1:34 ---- PEDO FACCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kbilly74]

Reminds me of Tiny Tim....Tiptoe through the tulips 

[Mpoconnor7]

I was thinking if Tiny Tim and Pee Wee Herman could have a baby between them, this would be the result.

[SHADOWKINGOFGAMES]

i dont get the first one but he is funny lol

[dtgamerat]

The only Emo in the world worth listening to. This dude rocks. 

[iaiband]

@dtgamerat nigger

[Benyouknowthatguy]

He is so funny love him wish he would come to ny

[piedude46]

@ 4:54 is the best

[xWh1t3Dyn4m1t3x]

This is NOT the face I expected from hearing him on the radio.

[Rhiorrha]

@xWh1t3Dyn4m1t3x

Yes he's...uncomfortably pretty. It would be awkward if he sounded more like a woman.

[toddshere]

I wonder if Emo has ever eaten an Imoes pizza and dated an emo girl !?haha.

[Banerika]

Dear video uploader/creator: Unfortunately, since you did not caption this video or provide a transcript, Deaf or hard of hearing people cannot understand it or enjoy it. They are left out. Please caption your video so that they have equal access. Thank you very much in advance for your consideration.

[johnpvanek]

@Banerika I can't tell if this is incredibly rude or extremely polite.

[ClockworkKiichan]

Omigosh as he starts walking into the audience they must have been so scared XD he's just so naturaly creepy

Good creepy though, like Joker or the Mad Hatter

He's always drunk it seems

[ClockworkKiichan]

Omigosh as he starts walking into the audience they must have been so scared XD he's just so naturaly creepy

Good creepy though, like Joker or the Mad Hatter

[tombraidertuff]

he should be shot 0.o 

[RaygunShaun]

@tombraidertuff You obviously don't know good comedy.

[BlueMenace19]

hes sexy >:]

[JigsawGirl97]

Dis guy looks like a guy in my class........

[DeathnoteBB]

@vexun11 His name is "calm down" :/

[librabooks]

I saw him twice when he came to Toronto. He was just as funny and had brand new material. I love how he doesn't need to swear or make racial/sexist jokes to get a laugh. Every time I send his videos to friends who have never heard of him, they tell me he is the funniest comedian ever. Spread the word, folks, he is WAY too under-rated!

[gthec9909]

lord hes creapy...

[vexun11]

I was listening to internet radio on my ipod yesterday and this guy came on on every freakin station I had and I started to get really irritated by his voice, he breathes in and exhales really loud, I honestly was getting fucking irritated and had to get his name, so here I am finding out who the fuck this annoying person is.

[CantLetTheAngelsDown]

@vexun11 Haha! And, do you like his stuff?

[computerrage]

@vexun11 It's Jack Benny

[jimbobklyn1963]

isn't he going to talk about the difference between white people and black people?

[nekonya96]

69 people also got the letter about how their going-away party went

[LIKEballsINmyMOUTH69]

reminds me of trevor moore from whitest kids u know

[EonsOfReflection]

born at a more comfortable distance from the apocalypse:))

[G2SLM]

This guys creepy, but he's funny a hell

[FrostyUnicornRider95]

this guy scares me.

[RandomBeveridgeX]

he was so funny when I saw him live last year (:

[Hazy992]

the good kind of emo :)

[zoperxplex]

No wonder we haven't seen him in ages.

[HyperU2]

Thanks for posting. I was reminded of Emo today when I saw that picture of Katy Perry with no makeup. Great to see him again.

[samasjacaj]

wow this guy is great i wonder if he has some kind of aspergers

[Everfalling]

@samasjacaj naw it's just how he does his comedy bits.

[thomasgangsta]

@samasjacaj He has severe autism aspergers is different

[samasjacaj]

@thomasgangsta yeah i guess so but i mean i have aspergers sooooo...

[thomasgangsta]

@samasjacaj I have ADHD, Aspergers and Autism I've got all da hyper stuff

[Topgeneral3070]

he reminds me of ichabod crane...hes so funny and original too! xD

[615Jules]

this guy remind me of sheldon from big bang theory

[Shanniquitie]

@615Jules sheldon should remind you of him ;p

[615Jules]

@Shanniquitie just way more drunk and actually tries to get girls

[McTiasR]

i see how demetri martin is influenced by emo, they have the same haircut.

[gurkensexshop]

HEY!!! THAT'S THE GUY FROM "DIE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW"

[KendyllsDad1]

I think his material is great..it's the presentation that's killing him. Listen to each set up and imagine a stronger personality selling it.. Andrew Dice Clay-ish.. (maybe a bad example..) but any strong New York type comic would crush with this stuff.. I think it would KILL! Don't know if he writes for others..but he should..

[decinator252]

@KendyllsDad1 Emo Philips Presentation is what makes the jokes funny. ITs a slow child-like meloidac voice where every sentence has rhythm with the next. This puts you completely off guard. He leads you in one direction then suddenly without warning goes in another. He will start strong and end quietly and Start quietly and end strongly. He also does this at such a random rhythm that you can not guess where anything he says is going making you laugh out loud.

A new york comedian pfft :/

[computerrage]

@decinator252 Why can't we just laugh at him without the dissertation???

[decinator252]

@computerrage That was just simply me proving a point to someone please stay out of the way of fights that are not yours :/. If i was a troll you woulda been tolled right now for getting involved in a fight thats not yours :/. Either way dont take anything from this :).

[computerrage]

@decinator252 Then why put it on a forum read by thousands of people?

[decinator252]

@computerrage Few things

#1 this is a comment section

#2 i was replying to someone elses comment unlike forums where its expected someone else join in the bandwagon it shouldn't generally happen where someone responds to a comment thats a response to a comment....>_>

[F2L4Life]

@decinator252

>.> *Jumps in*

[decinator252]

@F2L4Life Oh my you destroyed my definiton of life o_O

[4evrmcrarmy]

I LOVE THIS!

[irtheman]

So many negative comments. I guess he does require some thought sometimes; lots of double-entendre. There is much cussing either which might throw some of the younger generation who thinks foul language is necessary and humorous.

[LovedOnce624]

What ever happened to him anyway?

[stephenb109]

@LovedOnce624 I think he died..

[GirEatsChewyMeatPies]

@stephenb109 Nooooo. He is very much alive. And a big sweetie.

[darkmatterdoesit]

this was tho only good emo to live if you know what i mean

[SwirlyBrokenHearts]

also he cant dress for shit, at least professionally, get a proper suit Bro.

[hooterhoot]

@SwirlyBrokenHearts He uses Emo in his name because his name is Emo. It's not like he was born John Philips and decided to have it changed or created a stage name.

[jgcobb79]

@SwirlyBrokenHearts

You are an idiot. He isn't "using the word emo" in his name. HIS NAME IS EMO.

[SwirlyBrokenHearts]

@jgcobb79

youre telling me he was BORN with the name emo, as in birth name?!? he sucks at comedy anyway im bored and im only 5 seconds in, thats wen i relised my interest leavel was lost

[jgcobb79]

@SwirlyBrokenHearts

Yes, that is his name. I don't really care if you like his comedy or not, but thanks for sharing...I guess.

[SwirlyBrokenHearts]

@jgcobb79

i dont give a fuck either, that makes both of us, thanks for pointing out useless shitty information. indeed, comedy to make you sleep, not laugh from the man himself Emo Phillips .

[nickbaiam]

Emo is the most intelligent comic going. Note how he does not need slang in order to achieve humor. Utterly sensational! Excellent use of word-play!!

[computerrage]

@nickbaiam Thanks for helping me understand why I was laughing

[CoolerKing37]

@nickbaiam What the fuck is wrong with slang?

[KyzerWilhelm]

@nickbaiam Judging by his lame jokes, he also doesn't need humor to achieve humor. Brilliant!

[MattBronsil]

@nickbaiam I gave you a thumbs up mainly in the hopes you get more thumbs up for this comment than the 75 dislikes from people that obviously don't know how to use the "Like/Dislike" function.

[KingOfCarrotflowers]

@nickbaiam Here, here!

[python698]

got to see him last weekend. still awesome. video does no justice to this guy. and hecklers really dont stand a chance with him lol. had one in the first show and he tore them up. brilliant man! thanks for posting!

[MrCrossfireNub]

WHY has ever comidian stole a joke from emo

[TheMaskedUp]

i saw him this year in august at leeds fest and he was fabulous. People my age don't tend to think its funny, so i just sat with all the 30/40+ people and loved it :3 so funny

[jivleg]

when was this filmed? i can see people with 80s hairstyles....

[TheDeadlyNote]

@jivleg 1987, in the discription

[jjt95]

HES COMING TO GEORGIA IN FEBRUARY

[sxsepu]

Nothing special here.

[TheJtf1234]

shaggy talkin under his breath



[FilthyChookTV]

1,337 likes, not liking this.

[serial162]

if thats jimmy peterson then he would have grown up too!too funny!

[MrFishieHat]

This dude is my favorite comedian. I love his child-like innocence, and that he can scare me and make me laugh at the same thing.

"I said I'd like a card, he says "You have to prove your a citizen of New York." So, I stabbed him."

[EmeraldSky33]

@MrFishieHat

I laughed so hard at that part. :-D

[GoodMcGee]

is his voice actually like this or is it just forced?

[WeWereThere1994]

Legend.

[Tokerific1976]

I'd rather eat my own face with a mix of scrotum shavings and feces after drinking a pint of acid than hear this child-like idiot again. What a twat.

What is it about American's that makes them find this retarded idiotic childishness funny.

Jees man, almost makes you think invading the gulf to steal oil was a good idea

[WeWereThere1994]

@Tokerific1976 You're a prick. 'nuff said.

[Tokerific1976]

@WeWereThere1994

Aye I probably am when it comes to this and is about the kind of response I would expect from a lover of this childish guff for non educated delinquents, and to have me need to revisit this pish to repost.

[WeWereThere1994]

@Tokerific1976 You just don't understand his humour, grow up slut.

[Tokerific1976]

@WeWereThere1994 Slut??? Glad to see the education budget has been spent well in your area. Only weak minded poor schooled and unimaginative people feel the need, generally, to stoop to name calling. Your only acting half your displayed age. How sad for your parents.

[WeWereThere1994]

@Tokerific1976 How is calling you a slut uneducated? I said it sarcastically and as you can't read sarcasm, you can't tell I was being sarcastic. You're calling me all this crap when you retaliated to my supposed name calling, by name calling back. Grow up.

[warisamurai]

@Tokerific1976 Your just upset because your not funny.

[Tokerific1976]

@warisamurai Who said I was upset? I just don't consider putting on a squeeky voice and flailing around as actual comedy. More of a sideshow or circus act. Real comedians are laughed 'with' or 'because of'. All this seems to be is to be laughed 'at'. I just don't see what is funny about this in the slightest especially when compaired to the comedy elite.

[warisamurai]

@Tokerific1976 oh well, hes still funny to me. 

[Tokerific1976]

@warisamurai Well granted, we can't all like the same things, and if you find him funny then fill your boots. I just personally don't and it's rare something makes me sit down and type my right to free opinion, but this certainly did.

[KramNosnave]

@Tokerific1976 You're just a dumbass that doesn't understand inference comedy.

[Tokerific1976]

@KramNosnave Hmm, Inference comedy. I think you'll find that inference has this definition. "in·fer·ence 1. The act or process of deriving logical conclusions from premises known or assumed to be true. b. The act of reasoning from factual knowledge or evidence. 2. Something inferred. b. Usage Problem A hint or suggestion: " So unless you mean all comedy or none at all I don't get your reference. Seems to me that the dumbass is yourself. Well done

[KramNosnave]

@Tokerific1976 Good job, you read something out of a dictionary to me but you still don't understand what the fuck inference is do you. Take this joke, "People that are born a more comfortable distance from the apocalypse" Does he say who he's talking about? No, but he hopes everybody "assumes" that he is talking about old people. "Assume", isn't that a key word from the definition you just read out. Yes it was. Most of his jokes rely on assumption of the conclusion, or the punch line!

[Tokerific1976]

@KramNosnave Oh I get it. If only I could get past the annoying voice and uptight routine perhaps I could stand listening to the jokes, and if that's your reference to what was presaid. All spoken comedy makes that assumption.

[pazzensutra]

Emo is a comedic genius.

[TheIncludeX]

@pazzensutra Emo is a comical genius.

Comedic isn't a word.

[PrimalCommando]

@TheIncludeX Comedic is in fact word

[TheIncludeX]

@PrimalCommando Yes it is a word. It means something relating to the theatre or performing arts. However, in that sentence you must use 'comical'. It's grammatically correct - Comedic isn't!

[RedSoPretty]

@TheIncludeX Yes it is. Get informed.

[TheIncludeX]

Yes it is a word. It means something relating to the theatre or performing arts. However, in that sentence you must use 'comical'. It's grammatically correct - Comedic isn't!

[lovetodo22]

Dooper!

[laurapie92]

When I see Stuart from Mad Tv, it makes me think of this.

[annaakhmatova]

Russel Brand ain't got shit! I think he looks like naboo from the mighty boosh.

[iheartjimothy]

EMO = GENIUS

[sssudio]

Everytime i see emo phillips now i think of no country for oldmen, and he just seems even more batshit crazy then normal.

[XxbrokenxX666]

wtf this is retarded

[smacker261]

@XxbrokenxX666 your retarded

i saw this guy on a recent show called just for laughs...

i chuckled softly at demetri martin, jimmy carr etc

but i was laughing outta my seat at this guy - he is a genius... damn