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  • I love that Shay tells Sontard not to wear his hat crooked because it makes him look like a DB. Definitely getting some pointers on how I would raise my kids!

  • carlie's social security number is 1,2,3, UNO DOS CUATRO ahah!

  • @xxkaychica Its 1, 2, 3, 4, UNO, DOS, TRES CUATRO... not 1, 2, 3, UNO DOS CUATRO!

  • @Kesha0o0 haha my bad! thats what i meant :)

  • I'm so glad to be back to the shaytards because my mom took the computer and my iPod touch away from me for a whole week! I love you shaytards!

  • i thought it was funny when shay said thatt mummtard is surprised when she doesnt wake up wet in the morning lol, im so dirty. anyways if u dont know when he said that well he says it around 50 seconds starting into the vlog. he didnt spot how dirty it was but its still funny.

  • I found it funny were the lady asked carly for her soc sec number and Shay cut it into him singing the Pitbull song.

  • you look like a db wen u wear ur hat like tht... do you no wat tht means?...it means... dai dai dai dail daily booth

  • haha mommytard is suprised if she doesnt wake up wet!! rofl

  • when shay says "hey guys im shay carl!" he says it in a totally different voice... but yet he's trying to be himself.

  • Question: What's the title of his vid where they're in the hotel and he talks about sleepwalking & Mommytard waking him up becuase he's peeing in the trash can?I They also talk about him wetting the bed at home because he's dreaming. I can't find it anywhere,so if anyone knows, I'd love the link!

  • lol i ttot it was ianh wen i saw thhe title

  • You know how you were talking about how seeing places you've lived on TV is awesome? That's how I feel when I watch your vlogs from Idaho. I live in that town. In fact, my mom works with your mom. Makes me feel a little cool!

  • thumbs up. love shaytards.WERE GONNA LOSE THAT EXTERA SHAYLOSS.

  • Haha the look on Carly's face when she rounded the corner :) MAN I have so many ShayTards vlogs to catch up on! I think this is where I left off. I would pay to have Shay's 'please hold' singing as an option on my phone. Just him talking, period. Package!! I love how easily you can make your kids laugh, Shay :) What a great dad.

  • i can tell shay has lost a lot of weight when you watch these old ones!!

  • DB= dick biscuit! from smosh

  • "mommytards is surprised if she wakes up and is not wet" lmao

  • 3 times a week?

  • OMG FANNINELEVEN!!!! I'M A SUBSCRIBER TO THEM

  • Db David Beckum or douchbag

  • did someone paused at 0:36 it says Shay Butler

  • @728LouiePinpin its dosnt matter anymore he said his name like 6 days ago

  • notice how he does a diffrent voice for shay carl instaed of his own lol

  • oh dam shes surprised if she wakes up and she's not wet? u must get it on often

  • 7:40 you dont even know princesstard's age........

  • aw i thought you got the best band ever got mailed to you...

  • ponte a jugar : go and start playing

  • ola

  • pause at 1:30 lol

  • shay your the best

  • What did Carlie say "the what came"?

  • @NathanForYa the vibrator LOL

  • when carly came down the stairs and into the room where Shay was did she say "your vibrator came!" ??? I'm not being sick minded I seriously thought she had said that

  • @iluvcharmed77

    yes she did say that -_- It was said clearlly!

  • @iluvcharmed77 i think she did say that lol, she was so shocked when she so the camara lol, she seems to be as funny as shay except dirtier lol

  • @iluvcharmed77 samee

  • @iluvcharmed77 yeah she ment razor for her legs lol

  • @iluvcharmed77 i think she did cause afterwards she said something like..don't put that on youtube or I'll get yelled at...my mom

  • that song is about playing with his dick....

  • @TheFluffyClouds oh okay cool what vlog are you watching?or are you watching something else

  • @TheFluffyClouds ok cool what vlog are you watching right now or are you watching somebody else

  • @TheFluffyClouds oh, sorry i wasnt trying to be nosy. I thought maybe you were talking about Shay or something

  • @TheFluffyClouds who is autistic

  • Shay is actually serious about peeing the bed lol... Gross.

  • I wish i had Anthrax...

    playing in my city.

  • ponte a jugar, is saying start playing....but not with a very 'appropriate thing'...sooo yea,

  • When pitbull says "jugar" he's asking for... well... some head.

  • Why this shit is always in AnThRaX related videos?

  • @TheFluffyClouds 5 is wayyy to old to be potty trained

  • where the fuck is the anthrax!!!!!!!!!!

  • As soon as you are sick of your kids, throw then out. They're disposable :P

  • mommytard is super hot woah dude

  • Lol @ Shay's talk with Sontard about the Hat...

    "You look like a D.B. when you're hat's crooked"

    about a year later they will have a chat about Hats with flat-bills, lol

  • I AM THE LAW DONT FUCK AROUND NO MORE

  • Which video did they announced that they were pregnant with Rocktard?

  • @ChaseYourDreems FAT DUDE ALMOST DIES BENCH PRESSING! (12/22/09-293)

  • @GiantsNewYork I'm with you on this one. Not cool dude.

  • @GiantsNewYork min your own damn buisness

  • @fordies4 that guy who was bugging you is a douche bag. He thinks he's the shaytards' personal Comment-Defender.

  • "aaaand your social security number?" *cut to shay* 1! 2! 3! 4!

  • halt bitte einfach die fresse, huhn.....

  • Awh Sontard x x x x x x

  • The left side mic on his camera has a some noise. Is this the same camera that got wet a few months ago?

  • the picture for this video looks like some girl doing Coke...

  • You should make a video were you don't edit out anything

  • I seen there last name.. Is this the video where people found out?

  • 235 people didn't go pee pee on the potty..

  • 1:28 Your vibrator came lmao

  • Here is the SHAYTARDS Username and Password for youtube

    Username:SHAYTARDS

    Password:•••••••••••••

  • Mommytard is surprised when she wakes up and she's not wet.

    ;)

  • Her social security number is ONE TWO THREE FOUR UNO DOS THRES CUOTRO!

  • @randomlyawesomeya Is Tres Cuatro, Cuotro sounds stupid

  • @GabrielFernando123 If you haven't noticed , I do not speak spanish

  • @randomlyawesomeya Spanish motherfucker! Do you speak it?

  • @randomlyawesomeya tres* cuatro*

  • Wtf is this shit i wanted to listen to anthrax

  • Um vibrator o.o

  • Hey shay come visit AUSTRALIA!!

  • what was that phonecall about?

  • wow 

  • Uno dos tres eres un PENDEJO

  • Sontard's laugh is so funny¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

  • nice video dude. seems like u and ur family got somethin special with makin videos!! wish my family was like that! keep em comin haha

  • epale men esta full bien tu video... saludos desde Venezuela.... a pesar mi gobierno.... feliz año

  • People who think that babytard should be diaperfree by now don't know what they're talking about! <3 babytard

    <3 sontard

    <3 princesstard

    <3 feotustard / rocktard! :P

  • shay dude,your so wonderful with kids

  • Where is the: ''Your daughter kicked my dog'' -phonecall?!

  • mommytard is hot :3

  • i live in washington i could come vist you right??

  • sontard looks so different on the old vids

  • YEAh i live in san bernardino,ca and the first mc donalds was build there.I hate the food there but i feel cool because saw it on tv

  • @s0ftball47 depends 

  • Awesome vid guys... I am catching up I fell way behind on these.....

  • My mom tried to bribe my brother with candy when he was potty-training, but it didn't work. He did much better when she switched the bribe to MONEY.

  • @lasosg Haters goin' hate >:)

  • insane adults on cokain

  • watching through these old vlogs is addictive, i keep thinking to myself "just one more then I have to go do this and that"

    Love you tards!

  • @Greger0091

    I KNOW RIGHT!!

  • is mamytard pregnant again you should by a play sation or use those wiegths lol its a joke you guys are funny so i figure that i could try to be funny to and say a little joke but if is not funny i said i was gona try he he by the way you guys are retards get it re- tards like tards but re more than tards or double tards he he another try joke ah! btw is ponte a jugar not onte a jugar wich means start to play but you were close enough and have a perfect accent take care keep the good work

  • @macheteboy787 what are you on

  • Tarjeta is card

  • Jugar is to play

  • This video was uploaded the day after my birthday(:

  • Lol "Let's see what else is in here hold on........AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH Those stupid weights seriously I watched that like 20 times

  • who uses a vibrator?

  • LOL! "your vibrator came" - I think Carlie only said that because she didnt think Shay was filming, She was joking with Mommytard.

  • watching this is for those who are really bored in their life

  • @LesterTiD why are you then?

  • @dwyabam  am I?

  • sweeet

  • i was laughing my ass off when shay said sontard looks like a db hahaha

  • sometimes i get carsick from your scenes in the van :( lol

  • somebody please give them a tv show

  • did carlie say "my vibrator came" ???? :/ something sticked upp wen i herd dat loll

  • i clicked this video because I thought someone was snorting cocaine or something in the thumbnail.

  • O_o iuly

  • O_o

  • I MISS THIS INTRO SHAY ! :]

  • You can see Shay's signature at 0:38

  • @xKungFuxGripx i went to comment on that. but i am glad i checked to see if someone else said it!!!

  • Don't be a DB

  • idk what she said cause after that she got a razor but it REALLY sounds like she says vibrator

  • I wish my life were like this

  • i'm pretty sure she said the vibrator came cause after that she said "don't put it on youtube cause i'll get yelled at by mom"

    el oh el

  • babytard and princesstard r so cute

  • I listened to the part for 10 minutes and it sounds extremely like "your vibrator came"

  • i luv sontards laugh!!!

  • LMAO Your vibrator came !! LOL

  • @lilemokid10001 nope, vibrator! :)

  • A VIBRATOR o-o

  • Whatever she say, she is the best part of this video.

  • "Mommytard is suprised if she wakes up and she's not wet" !!! :L

  • @TheLilPritch eeww. tmi ---__---

  • HEY SHAY CARL HERE!

  • LOL I laughed so hard 'she's extra hairy, she has to get special order razors' 'yeah, those are titanium, from NASA' 'they have laser beam on them'. Poor MommyTard haha :D

  • Did she say... Your vibrator came at 1:30?

  • 0_0 -_- /W\

  • Shay, your Shaycarl impression is terrible. lol

  • Carlie and Shay are funny.!

  • @aNaLinE123 DUH!!!! douche bag

  • haha carlie's name is carlie shay like on icarley! bahahahahahaha i'm sure many people have pointed that out but i felt i should :) keep on being shaytardtastic!!!

  • @rockgurlwb09 Shay is his first name... so... not Carlie's last name..

  • @rockgurlwb09 r u retarted

  • Carlie is so funny lol

  • hahaha, this is cute :), your kids are adorable, your son is going to become a handsome young man, and your girls, are going to be beautiful, I wish you luck!

  • those are my favorite razors too

  • Babytard is the cutest thingg EVER <3

  • "your vibrator came" what a dirty mind lmfaooooooo!

  • SHAYTARDS YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOL I LIKE YOUR VEDIO<3AND I LIKE YOUR KIDS<3

  • Love the TArds!!!!!

  • "mommy tard's surprised if she wakes up and shes not wet" hahaha classic

  • shay called his son a douchebag!

  • @TheMaxKoncept it is a joke. Take it easy.

  • @TheMaxKoncept

    My mom calls me a douchebag too

  • @sayujya17 awesome!!!!!...not, i don't fuckin care

  • @TheMaxKoncept no he says u will look like 1 if u do it like that

  • @TheWowba i was kidding, dumbass

  • i was actually laughing my ass off at the end cause of your kids' hysterical giggling.

  • Why doesn't he have all the subscribers!! SHAY DESERVES ALL OF THEM!!!

  • haters gonna hate shay! Haters gonna hate. <3 you shay <3

  • titaniam from NASA with a lasre thts the best

  • AAAAHHHHHH ANTHRAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • how is babytard blonde and mommytard nor shaytard are blonde

  • @xxx666riley666xxx It runs in shays family. Notice if you watch Shay's other videos that his brother Logan is blond.

  • @xXJSageXx thanks

  • @xxx666riley666xxx someitmes your hair is lighter when your younger but as you get older it gets darker but xXJSageXx could right too

  • @lolaleezer123 thank you dude