Comedian Jeff Allen on Health Clubs

[ChefForte]

I love Jim Gaffigan!!! He's on of my favorites!

[alaskanray]

I was laughing so hard, I was in tears for ten minutes after I finished watching this one! ROFL

[permanentgrin]

If I were a comic Id write a bit based on the comment 7-8 down below this one where the person says their is no such thing as dirty comedy or absolute truth..to me the values of Jesus ring true as common sense and any creation is designed to be a certain way...but i guess theirs no such thing as common sense either :)

[permanentgrin]

Great comedy that dosent make u feel like a worse person for laughing at it... refreshing.. He would go over great on Leno.

[KodaRollins]

there was another christain comedian whose name slips my mind. please help me think if his name. he had a joke about Van Halen being in their older age

[alaskanray]

@KodaRollins  Tim Hawkins

[Haratia]

but jeff, how would we excersise our foreheads? :P

[Keatelite]

christian comedy? instead of worrying about whether its ''clean" comedy, consider the fact that there is no dirty.... its merely a perceptual standard manifested from your own reluctance to be outside whats comfortable for you... which is exactly the reason why you cannot grasp the fact that your imaginary friend and his exclusive club IS NOT REAL...the absolute truth is that there is no absolute truth...

[HelloWorld1947]

@Keatelite hay dummy, u just made an absolute statement....hahahah, u failed to realize ur own mistake while trying to sound intelligent. how do u know there is no absolute truth? are u absolutely sure? "the absolute truth is that there is no absolute truth." u contradicted ur own statement!

[WriteyJC14]

@HelloWorld1947 I love when people do that

[passionforthepeople]

I love clean comedy!!

[lovestimhawkins]

Love the clean comedy, veryyyyyyyyyyyy funny. God Bless you. Thank you for the smiles.

[kittizgotclawz]

I'm sleeping with ankle weights on...you never know, you might roll over and burn a calorie or two LOL!!!!!

[Brenda0312F]

Im SOOOO going to use the "induced labor" on my daughter!!! lol

She was induced and she is lazy!!! lol That almost made me fall out of my chair!

hahahahahahahaha

[Talithapraiz]

s,eeping with ankle weights HAHHHHHH

[joenathanable]

48years 9months!

[VisionaryPublishers]

Jeff is a great comedian...love him! Fact is this is how most people think...even if it's over the top. Most people, who start working out usually quit within the first six months after joining the gym or health club. This information, coupled with our Gym Membership Success Manual can help get and keep you motivated to finish what you started for in the first place. After all, most of us are just "average people", trying to improve through physical fitness and need all the help we can get.

[AlyJeanie]

There's nothing more uplifting than clean humor! Hahahahaha! :D I can't wait to see him this Friday at Central!

[zachajos000]

absolutely hilarious. I love this guy.

[petmaster495]

Ah, that was hilarious!

[bumsdrums]

clean comedy is always funnier, just harder to think up

[honkyxadonis]

@bumsdrums evidently....

[ChefForte]

This is a perfect example of how clean comedy can still be just as funny, or in this case even funnier than the not so clean stuff =]

[rhv201]

Yes, Jeff is funnier than the other profane comics in my opinion too!

[PivotXL1]

@ChefForte Guess you don't watch dave chepelle or gorge lopez or katt williams.

[ChefForte]

@PivotXL1 Among those names I love Dave the best. Heck Lewis Black is my favorite comedian. That doesn't mean that I can't enjoy clean comedy too, you know?

[PivotXL1]

@ChefForte I agree, but saying it's "Better" is a little overboard.

[ChefForte]

@PivotXL1 Well it was over a year ago I said that. At the time I had gotten really tired of so many comedians using dirty jokes and foul words to cover up the fact that they just weren't funny at all. So it was nice to see someone like this who was willing to be funny without resorting to that sort of comedy. Now Richard Pryor and George Carlon were two of the dirtiest comedians I've ever heard, and yet I love them both. They are without out a doubt better than Jeff Allen, my friend.

[GoodyChild7]

@ChefForte i know right no need to cuss

[GoodyChild7]

@ChefForte iknow right no need to cuss

[132411guy]

@ChefForte Try Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan, too.

[ShinyShekle]

Too funny!

[Lea01116]

Omg this guy ROCKS! I damn nearly pissed myself watching this video!! "Whats the last time you had an exercise program." "Well let me ponder that one Todd-O, that would make it 48 years and 9 month." LOL!!!!! "Who knows you might roll over and burn a calorie or two." LOL!! LOVE HIS JOKES!!! And he's clean, no vulgur crap, just plan good ol Comedy!

[TBRCFilms]

why'd you get negative?

[Godisthebest9]

lol! He reminds me of Tim Allen.

[heatblast337]

they look alike dont they?

[Godisthebest9]

Yea...

[yaface12]

This guy is brilliant... hes nearly as funny as Jeff Dunham-on a stick

[Zapppo]

Jeff, you should have your own sitcom

You're in the top 1% Funniest People on the Planet!

Takes TALENT to crack jokes w/o the crutch of vulgarities.

[samiam92570]

I love Jeff's humor...cold but accurate

[sigsound16]

this is really funny!!!!! thank you so much for posting this up!!!!

[Alpha4900]

He's hilarious!