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  • I saw this at my youth group when we talked about anger and all i can is that you guys earned my subscription, well done.

  • This is very funny because it has a lot of truth! Thank you for making us laughth, and by the way, 3 hippies or Obama suporters disliked this video

  • he sounds happier in this video lol.

  • your killing my boyfriend

  • Best. Video. Ever.

  • this is hufuckinglarious

    

  • My mom's in the navy, and someone said something like that to my mom once. And it just surprises me so much to see that people are so ungrateful for what the people in the military do. They risk their lives to keep them safe, and the just have the nerve to insult the armed forces like that..

  • "You;re killin' mah boyfriend! You're killin' mah boyfriend!" "Cool it Hanoi Jane!"

    Two of the best lines.

  • hahaha that's freaking awesome dude. thanks for making these you guys rock!

  • faget jew

  • "cool it hanoi jane" lmfao

  • yal need to make some more if the marine stuff? im a marine and me and the guys at work all the time watch that

  • You guys are awesome! keep them coming!

  • this is terrible. go get a job at home depot so your mother stops crying.

  • This sounds almost exactly like an experience I had the other day. Except it was a "gangster" (in quotes because "gangsters" are somewhere in league with things like unicorns, trolls, and teletubbies), and he thought he had too much "swag" to not act like a complete dick in a parking lot. This video made my day.

  • As a retired Ranger I resent this video, no Ranger would allow the cops to take him alive.

    Great video! Made me laugh so hard.

  • crocs, fuckin baby shoes XDDDEDDDDD

    

  • no way, u made the right move. its always ok to beat down some bitch ass punk who took your parkin space, then starts talkin shit. :) thumbs up \m/

  • Guy had it coming to him!

  • I don't know how you continue to do and come up with these epic lines, but the shit is awesome.

  • fucking EPIC! words cant describe how much my soul smiled just now

  • I think he sounds perfectly sane. My only question is, how many of these videos are based on true-life experiences?

  • I've actually had an experience somewhat similar to this...

  • One of my ROTC instructors told me a story that was eerily similar to this. I guess Rangers have a hard time finding parking spaces at the mall

  • Hahaha! @ dragdamar

  • I PCS'd in Feb 1990. The Army didn't want me back because I had a bad attitude flag on my file.  Now I ask you, who do you want in the sand box capping ragheads? Some idiot who just came off the block or an angry, fully trained soldier? Made me want to hi-jack a commercial airliner and fly it into the Pentagon. But I didn't.

  • Anger is a good thing!

  • I get that all the time.

  • that makes sense. i see this happen every week at wal-mart

  • Bahahahaha, "Cool it Hanoi Jane, or your fuckin next!" Ahh man... I love you guys

  • See how thay make the guy in the parking lot look bad did any one look up what he's talking about the new world order you know illuminati look it up its all true

  • Goddam hippies

  • DUDE AS A RANGER HOOOOAH!!!

  • 1 person is a dirty nasty rotten leg.

  • @McSkankula He drives a Prius

  • "Communist Obama stickers" LMFAO!!!!!!! I'm a Hospital Corpsman in the Navy and I swear if it were not for these videos I'D be in anger management. Lol keep up the good work

  • This is freaking awesome! I guess I might have anger issues too....

  • Rangers Lead the Way!!

  • My boyfriend and infantry vet loves theses videos!! and I do too!

  • Beating his ass with a fucking croc LOL!!

  • "bam bam bam!! shoot him in the face...hehe"

  • An airman in the air force I am. Greatly approve I do. This is why we fight. For you all to lead your healthy lives. And in return, we ask that you stand with us and kick ass along side the greatest nation out there in your own way and that you don't abuse what we defend. Keep it up guys, and thanx for making us servicemen/women entertained.

  • Baby sandals - Hahaha! So awesome.

  • Hey man I am A Marine Veteran and this just get me motivated! Cant wait to see more! Keep up the good work!

  • as a vet that served in iraq this video is fucking awsome i approve greatly lol cant wait to see the next one

  • @missionman118 Ah, man, thanks so much. We really appreciate comments like yours. Thanks for serving the country. We are whimpy dorks who play with action figures. You've actually done something awesome with your life. Again, thanks.

  • @missionman118 yea man this shit is funny as hell. and i swear if a guy ever tired that shit with me in uniform i dont even know what i would do.

  • As a crazed babykiller for the New World Order Military-Industrial Complex back from Afghanistan I approve this message.

  • @fmj2379 Hahaha. Thank you very much. Your services are appreciated! :-)

  • one person drives a hybrid hahaha

  • AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWEEESOMEEEEE­EEE LMAO XD CANT STOP LAUGHING !!!!!!

  • this guy is DEFINITELY a Ranger!!!

  • "Cool it Hanoi Jane or I'm comin' for you next"

    Love it! Keep up the good work guys.

  • fuckin beautiful

    

  • I'd love to have seen this in RL

  • This made me choke on my soda, and despite the mopping-up needed, I regret nothing. Kudos, whoever you are.

  • @TungstenMonk Thanks, man. We appreciate it. More videos to come soon. :-)

  • Seems pretty reasonable to me... Beach Head was always one of my favorites. Sadly they made him a Ranger, but he should have been a Marine, with a name like "beach head", right?

  • OMFG... you're going to kill me. I love this one best so far.. holy shit.. tears... choking on tonuge.. "beat himw ith his croc". GO BEACHHEAD!! Beat him down!!

  • @wolfyhound Thanks. Comments like these totally get us psyched to make new videos. We appreciate you taking the time to check our stuff. :-)

  • @actionfiguretherapy More BeachHead is always my cry.  Psyche-Out's mild rambling was also funny as heck. I wrote a fic a while back that ended with BeachHead and CoverGirl cuffed in a cop car after the cop tased him twice(which pissed him off), so this really made me laugh hard.

  • Ranger sounds exactly like every gunshop and Internet commando I've ever met, along with most of my male coworkers from Home Depot and the plumbing company.

    I nearly pissed myself laughing.

    That is all.

  • These are great guys, keep it all going. Haha, nice work!

  • this is so funny!

  • @hunterodusk98 Thanks. We appreciate it. :-)

  • fucking awesome hahahaha

  • LMAO wow between this one, Mustache Millionaire and extreme torture for my favorite. good work!! cant wait for more.

  • lol kill people for living it awesoem

  • added to favorites man!

  • lmao this one's awesome!

  • AWESOME !!!! (m) ..

  • Crocs make me violent too lol

  • dan is the man!

  • Jesus Christ, this is the best one yet!

  • @IrrIsponsible Thanks.

  • hahaha another awsome video

  • Anyone over the age of 10 who wears Crocs deserves to get publicly beaten.

  • @JBSauce True that!

  • @JBSauce oh no i'm history haha

  • @JBSauce lol I wore crocs in Iraq for shower shoes. Kept stubbing my toes on those goddamned rocks going from my CHU to the shower trailer. Bought 'em at the PX. I guess thats irony or something.

  • @rangerthree That's not so bad, at least you wore them as foot protection. Some people have them as pool shoes, which also works. I'm talking about the people who choose to wear them as a fashion statement. That's what's tacky.

  • Ooooo Beach Head, so much anger. He beat the guy w/ his baby shoe. LMFAO

  • @slingsAweb Yeah, he's a real tough customer. :-)

  • these are awesome! I hit like too bad it only works once. and that makes me angry.

  • @DrewsiferXXX Thanks, man.

    You can only like each video once but you are more than welcome to pass the videos along to as many friends as you can. Haha!

    Have a great week. More videos coming soon!

  • I think Beach-head is new favorite GI Joe

  • @Catboyvan Thanks! We like him, too. He's so cranky. :-)

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