My mom's in the navy, and someone said something like that to my mom once. And it just surprises me so much to see that people are so ungrateful for what the people in the military do. They risk their lives to keep them safe, and the just have the nerve to insult the armed forces like that..
This sounds almost exactly like an experience I had the other day. Except it was a "gangster" (in quotes because "gangsters" are somewhere in league with things like unicorns, trolls, and teletubbies), and he thought he had too much "swag" to not act like a complete dick in a parking lot. This video made my day.
I PCS'd in Feb 1990. The Army didn't want me back because I had a bad attitude flag on my file. Now I ask you, who do you want in the sand box capping ragheads? Some idiot who just came off the block or an angry, fully trained soldier? Made me want to hi-jack a commercial airliner and fly it into the Pentagon. But I didn't.
See how thay make the guy in the parking lot look bad did any one look up what he's talking about the new world order you know illuminati look it up its all true
"Communist Obama stickers" LMFAO!!!!!!! I'm a Hospital Corpsman in the Navy and I swear if it were not for these videos I'D be in anger management. Lol keep up the good work
An airman in the air force I am. Greatly approve I do. This is why we fight. For you all to lead your healthy lives. And in return, we ask that you stand with us and kick ass along side the greatest nation out there in your own way and that you don't abuse what we defend. Keep it up guys, and thanx for making us servicemen/women entertained.
@missionman118 Ah, man, thanks so much. We really appreciate comments like yours. Thanks for serving the country. We are whimpy dorks who play with action figures. You've actually done something awesome with your life. Again, thanks.
Seems pretty reasonable to me... Beach Head was always one of my favorites. Sadly they made him a Ranger, but he should have been a Marine, with a name like "beach head", right?
OMFG... you're going to kill me. I love this one best so far.. holy shit.. tears... choking on tonuge.. "beat himw ith his croc". GO BEACHHEAD!! Beat him down!!
@actionfiguretherapy More BeachHead is always my cry. Psyche-Out's mild rambling was also funny as heck. I wrote a fic a while back that ended with BeachHead and CoverGirl cuffed in a cop car after the cop tased him twice(which pissed him off), so this really made me laugh hard.
Ranger sounds exactly like every gunshop and Internet commando I've ever met, along with most of my male coworkers from Home Depot and the plumbing company.
@JBSauce lol I wore crocs in Iraq for shower shoes. Kept stubbing my toes on those goddamned rocks going from my CHU to the shower trailer. Bought 'em at the PX. I guess thats irony or something.
@rangerthree That's not so bad, at least you wore them as foot protection. Some people have them as pool shoes, which also works. I'm talking about the people who choose to wear them as a fashion statement. That's what's tacky.
I saw this at my youth group when we talked about anger and all i can is that you guys earned my subscription, well done.
deadlyponiezzzz 15 hours ago
This is very funny because it has a lot of truth! Thank you for making us laughth, and by the way, 3 hippies or Obama suporters disliked this video
Quatermasters 1 week ago
he sounds happier in this video lol.
pianoguy98 3 weeks ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
your killing my boyfriend
mjad198 3 weeks ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
Best. Video. Ever.
2scoopsofpoop 1 month ago
this is hufuckinglarious
wildcat7422 2 months ago
My mom's in the navy, and someone said something like that to my mom once. And it just surprises me so much to see that people are so ungrateful for what the people in the military do. They risk their lives to keep them safe, and the just have the nerve to insult the armed forces like that..
ringer454 2 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
"You;re killin' mah boyfriend! You're killin' mah boyfriend!" "Cool it Hanoi Jane!"
Two of the best lines.
LOUDforLIFE 2 months ago
hahaha that's freaking awesome dude. thanks for making these you guys rock!
stddlyness 2 months ago
faget jew
walkersullivan 3 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
"cool it hanoi jane" lmfao
flyace1775 3 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
yal need to make some more if the marine stuff? im a marine and me and the guys at work all the time watch that
lamanjc1 3 months ago
You guys are awesome! keep them coming!
TheKashout 3 months ago
this is terrible. go get a job at home depot so your mother stops crying.
derekvadala 3 months ago
This sounds almost exactly like an experience I had the other day. Except it was a "gangster" (in quotes because "gangsters" are somewhere in league with things like unicorns, trolls, and teletubbies), and he thought he had too much "swag" to not act like a complete dick in a parking lot. This video made my day.
Umbra7861 3 months ago
As a retired Ranger I resent this video, no Ranger would allow the cops to take him alive.
Great video! Made me laugh so hard.
21kamando 3 months ago 3
crocs, fuckin baby shoes XDDDEDDDDD
KevinSaale 4 months ago 2
no way, u made the right move. its always ok to beat down some bitch ass punk who took your parkin space, then starts talkin shit. :) thumbs up \m/
EmissarioDiMorte76 4 months ago 2
Guy had it coming to him!
applejax89 4 months ago
I don't know how you continue to do and come up with these epic lines, but the shit is awesome.
ThePJRican 4 months ago
fucking EPIC! words cant describe how much my soul smiled just now
TheJustinbanks 4 months ago
I think he sounds perfectly sane. My only question is, how many of these videos are based on true-life experiences?
deanhayn0 4 months ago
I've actually had an experience somewhat similar to this...
indoorin 5 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
One of my ROTC instructors told me a story that was eerily similar to this. I guess Rangers have a hard time finding parking spaces at the mall
nicker3290 5 months ago 5
Hahaha! @ dragdamar
Colechil 5 months ago
I PCS'd in Feb 1990. The Army didn't want me back because I had a bad attitude flag on my file. Now I ask you, who do you want in the sand box capping ragheads? Some idiot who just came off the block or an angry, fully trained soldier? Made me want to hi-jack a commercial airliner and fly it into the Pentagon. But I didn't.
Dragdamar 5 months ago
Anger is a good thing!
ashikagaskilaa 5 months ago
I get that all the time.
830gunner 5 months ago
that makes sense. i see this happen every week at wal-mart
shadowmetroid18 6 months ago
Bahahahaha, "Cool it Hanoi Jane, or your fuckin next!" Ahh man... I love you guys
Recondo27 7 months ago
See how thay make the guy in the parking lot look bad did any one look up what he's talking about the new world order you know illuminati look it up its all true
GREYsucksWETdick 8 months ago
Goddam hippies
coleslaw1000 8 months ago
DUDE AS A RANGER HOOOOAH!!!
29idsoulja 8 months ago
1 person is a dirty nasty rotten leg.
McSkankula 9 months ago
@McSkankula He drives a Prius
sentry964 8 months ago
"Communist Obama stickers" LMFAO!!!!!!! I'm a Hospital Corpsman in the Navy and I swear if it were not for these videos I'D be in anger management. Lol keep up the good work
Commander531 9 months ago
This is freaking awesome! I guess I might have anger issues too....
Squirrely24 9 months ago
Rangers Lead the Way!!
demboys18 9 months ago 2
My boyfriend and infantry vet loves theses videos!! and I do too!
ThePharmtech03 9 months ago
Beating his ass with a fucking croc LOL!!
kristofer4041 10 months ago
"bam bam bam!! shoot him in the face...hehe"
TEAMREAPERAIRSOFT 10 months ago
An airman in the air force I am. Greatly approve I do. This is why we fight. For you all to lead your healthy lives. And in return, we ask that you stand with us and kick ass along side the greatest nation out there in your own way and that you don't abuse what we defend. Keep it up guys, and thanx for making us servicemen/women entertained.
miterbinnesdirty 11 months ago
Baby sandals - Hahaha! So awesome.
FlintJenkins 1 year ago
Hey man I am A Marine Veteran and this just get me motivated! Cant wait to see more! Keep up the good work!
thelastfilipino 1 year ago
as a vet that served in iraq this video is fucking awsome i approve greatly lol cant wait to see the next one
missionman118 1 year ago 53
@missionman118 Ah, man, thanks so much. We really appreciate comments like yours. Thanks for serving the country. We are whimpy dorks who play with action figures. You've actually done something awesome with your life. Again, thanks.
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago 33
@missionman118 yea man this shit is funny as hell. and i swear if a guy ever tired that shit with me in uniform i dont even know what i would do.
SierraTangoWhisky95 7 months ago
As a crazed babykiller for the New World Order Military-Industrial Complex back from Afghanistan I approve this message.
fmj2379 1 year ago 43
@fmj2379 Hahaha. Thank you very much. Your services are appreciated! :-)
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago 8
one person drives a hybrid hahaha
850thegame 1 year ago
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWEEESOMEEEEEEEE LMAO XD CANT STOP LAUGHING !!!!!!
ismel35 1 year ago
this guy is DEFINITELY a Ranger!!!
destrymiles1 1 year ago
"Cool it Hanoi Jane or I'm comin' for you next"
Love it! Keep up the good work guys.
Noble713 1 year ago
fuckin beautiful
silchas07 1 year ago
I'd love to have seen this in RL
JDBW 1 year ago
This made me choke on my soda, and despite the mopping-up needed, I regret nothing. Kudos, whoever you are.
TungstenMonk 1 year ago 11
@TungstenMonk Thanks, man. We appreciate it. More videos to come soon. :-)
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago 3
Seems pretty reasonable to me... Beach Head was always one of my favorites. Sadly they made him a Ranger, but he should have been a Marine, with a name like "beach head", right?
praharin 1 year ago
OMFG... you're going to kill me. I love this one best so far.. holy shit.. tears... choking on tonuge.. "beat himw ith his croc". GO BEACHHEAD!! Beat him down!!
wolfyhound 1 year ago
@wolfyhound Thanks. Comments like these totally get us psyched to make new videos. We appreciate you taking the time to check our stuff. :-)
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago
@actionfiguretherapy More BeachHead is always my cry. Psyche-Out's mild rambling was also funny as heck. I wrote a fic a while back that ended with BeachHead and CoverGirl cuffed in a cop car after the cop tased him twice(which pissed him off), so this really made me laugh hard.
wolfyhound 1 year ago
Ranger sounds exactly like every gunshop and Internet commando I've ever met, along with most of my male coworkers from Home Depot and the plumbing company.
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
That is all.
prees04 1 year ago
These are great guys, keep it all going. Haha, nice work!
RenegadeReviews 1 year ago
this is so funny!
hunterodusk98 1 year ago
@hunterodusk98 Thanks. We appreciate it. :-)
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago
fucking awesome hahahaha
hellcat651 1 year ago
LMAO wow between this one, Mustache Millionaire and extreme torture for my favorite. good work!! cant wait for more.
farmer0420 1 year ago
lol kill people for living it awesoem
airborne246 1 year ago
added to favorites man!
erickBUENO2009 1 year ago
lmao this one's awesome!
RicketerReviews 1 year ago
AWESOME !!!! (m) ..
tygersden 1 year ago
Crocs make me violent too lol
SuperXRockerX 1 year ago
dan is the man!
billyblackattacks 1 year ago
Jesus Christ, this is the best one yet!
IrrIsponsible 1 year ago 8
@IrrIsponsible Thanks.
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago
hahaha another awsome video
mrvadertron 1 year ago
Anyone over the age of 10 who wears Crocs deserves to get publicly beaten.
JBSauce 1 year ago 15
@JBSauce True that!
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago
@JBSauce oh no i'm history haha
erickBUENO2009 1 year ago
@JBSauce lol I wore crocs in Iraq for shower shoes. Kept stubbing my toes on those goddamned rocks going from my CHU to the shower trailer. Bought 'em at the PX. I guess thats irony or something.
rangerthree 11 months ago
@rangerthree That's not so bad, at least you wore them as foot protection. Some people have them as pool shoes, which also works. I'm talking about the people who choose to wear them as a fashion statement. That's what's tacky.
JBSauce 11 months ago
Ooooo Beach Head, so much anger. He beat the guy w/ his baby shoe. LMFAO
slingsAweb 1 year ago 2
@slingsAweb Yeah, he's a real tough customer. :-)
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago
these are awesome! I hit like too bad it only works once. and that makes me angry.
DrewsiferXXX 1 year ago
@DrewsiferXXX Thanks, man.
You can only like each video once but you are more than welcome to pass the videos along to as many friends as you can. Haha!
Have a great week. More videos coming soon!
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago
I think Beach-head is new favorite GI Joe
Catboyvan 1 year ago
@Catboyvan Thanks! We like him, too. He's so cranky. :-)
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago