The Toast Song - Heywood Banks.

[KellieCrosby]

FREAKIN' LOVE THIS SONG! And I like the vid you made. Made me piss my pants laughing harder than ever. :) Thanks! :D

[gaara2910]

I'll just write "I DO NOT OWN THIS MUSIC" in the description!

That'll absolve me of any legal issues!

[420FLYTIME]

sounds like primus

[InterTran]

@TheMcSaf dude im french and thats what i hear.

Maybe its not the lyrics that the singer intended you will have to excuse me. By the way "que vous etes bete" means "how stupid you are" its got no good translation in english. Google translate aint gonna help

[iluvbtp]

Toast :3

[gwl1983]

FRENCH TOAST

[nickylol5113]

LMAO

[moastytoasty54]

This song....is perfect for me, hence my name.

[unknownmonkey11]

Yeah toast.

[beanerd97]

Stop hating on this song. Jeez.

[magnusbanelover101]

ERUH LARNH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AberrantVloggerLeah]

My friend auditioned for our school talent show with this song. He got in and WON the talent show.

[XxSurf3rBunnyxX]

funny

[MegLovesWareWolves]

wat just happend...

[muahahahahamoo]

this song makes my day:) YEAH TOAST! :3

[JennandJay1]

MLEHHH TOAST!!

[HPlover982]

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mg42operater]

It is not physically possible to not laugh at this song...even after 11 times in a row0.o hahahaha

[jMicx1999]

best song ever I LOVE TOAST

[HeartFarts]

YEAH TOTES

[silverdragon122]

And i thought i liked toast...

[kaygirl13411]

xD French toast

[lepordkitty]

i like the part wen he yells YEAH TOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[LukeABlack]

@InterTran when i sing it i go like

oh my shobal de corvette

ah hou des i sort da dous iveh

maurice avaley efeil towah

owi mary baget dunswah

[iamsaztak]

god...in their laughter, specks of my highschool years gleam through. Those moments where I laid in bed, hating everything and everyone and wishing to just lay there forever, and then this plays, and I smile. It's amusing. It's ok.

It's weird how familiar their laughter is. srsly the fuck man

[wohwohnow]

Lmfao

[PeadophileBeard]

peanut butter on toast.. melted goodness xD

[shelbyryan101]

this is so funny lol

[DevilDangerSkull]

wow tacos and twinkys still sound better, but i still like toast

[Pinruts]

I am a passenger of the Desert Bus!

[akatsukimaster666]

hahaha im alergic to wheat

[MrsFredWeasly1]

i love toast

[Cupcakesx1]

We watched this in music class? xD

[BiggsBird]

@InterTran The second line is

"aha croissante vous etes bete"

[NikkyandBella3]

yeah this song is relly retarted and i hate the guys in the back roung that laugh ( they scare me ) =)

[FlamingPhoenix1260]

ERUH LARNH! (yeah toast) :D

[Goku611]

i just listened to this at 6:20 A.M. eating toast

[NikkyandBella3]

oh my god that is the most stupid thins i was laughing so hard stupid stupid

[NikkyandBella3]

this is the most re-tarted song ever it makes me burst out into tears of nothing

[nwhammer82]

143 people don't have toasters

[erbkram]

do you like FRENCH TOAST ?

[NavajoJoe66]

I hate fake radio DJ laughter.

[RoseGunnerX]

@NavajoJoe66 I don't think they were faking...

[NavajoJoe66]

@RoseGunnerX Well then they have really crappy senses of humor because this song isn't funny in the least. "I like toast. Yeah toast!!!" "Haw haw haw haw." Pssshhhh. Come on.

[RoseGunnerX]

@NavajoJoe66 Eh. I was laughing my ass off.

[Eldast92]

uff srsly guy this song is too ol........YEA TOAST!

[codester811]

I've listened to this at least 7 times so far. and it's still not old xD

[simonelovesyoo]

YEAAAHHH TOAST!

[LaurenciaSykesDrew]

erm...

[INJUREDjellybeans]

almost everyday in 5th grade (im in 6th and only heard it once) i heard this song on the bus. literlly..EVERYDAY!

[Bieberfever911Blob]

Flying Toast of Doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBirdylove]

YAY  multicolor toast! XD

[iBeRandom233]

This song is absolutely amazing. I haven't listened to it in so long D:

[sbcasticone]

141 people dont like toast

[wipowcheemonk6784]

WHAT THE HELL GOT SCREWED UP IN THE VIDEO PEOPLE

[wipowcheemonk6784]

what the shit

[vetasmom]

TOAST!!!!

[HolyGoddessofToast]

I love this song!



[wusabii170]

Haha almost lost mind because of this song

[creativityawaits]

FRENCH TOAST!!!!!

[catdogbunny21]

LOL THE GREEN TOAST LOOKS ROTTEN

 EPIC BEAST SONG!!!

[InterTran]

Oh oui monsieur, bonjour coquette

aha blabla que vous êtes bête

Maurice Chevalier Eiffel towerr

Oh Oui Marie baguette bonsoir

There you go for the french part

[WheresxYourxHeart]

@InterTran What does that mean in English? I must know!

[MrILIKEMARIO]

@InterTran FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!

[soccerbabe991]

@InterTran

actually he said

Oh oui monsieu, bonjour courette

a une croisantte vous ete bete

raise you value Eifflel tower

yeah.. u got the rest correct :)

sorry. i take french as a second language and its like a pet peeve kinda thing

[TheMcSaf]

@InterTran the second line CAN'T be right dude.

It's Uh huh croissante vous et ver,

where the heck did you get 'que vous êtes bête'?

that's not even right grammar, that would mean 'who are idiot'?

[TheHarleysniper]

someone told me you like toast :D

[crayolaxXxcre8tives]

i ate toast after this like a boss!!

[BlackBridesfan]

hahah XD i love this

[LiLilyChan]

Oh this song <3

[marie4e2]

I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!! :D

[MrSyndrome5]

It's...been...so...long...

[X6EternityXJosh6X]

Haven't heard this song in like 5 years haha it's great.

[kansasskitty]

Love this song

[tomkeenan888]

what a bad song

[RidleyRules10]

I love the Bob and Tom show. such great funny things

[kiersten2397]

this isn't even sang buy heywood banks its by bob & jim!

[MrJabbawockeez500]

139 people burnt thier toast

[dbzsaiyansam]

ive watched this like 1 million times and it never gets old...ive showed this to everyone i no

[hannahmontannah1000]

WOW!

[XxtheninjabunnyxX]

My nickname is Toast...

[Tristanfinch11]

All around the country and coast

ppl always say what do u like most?

Then i....YEAH TOAST....YEAH TOAST...

Wake up at the morning about 6 am

have a little jelly have a little jam

theres no secret to toasting profection theres a dial on the and make your selection

....

[coleman264]

That wasent french toast its crepmushr french

[gagalover0923]

Love it lol

[alex65453121]

I could listin to that all day

[damnDom79]

Why can't I get your song out of my head? Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh, tooooooaaast!

[TheToastPeople]

In my country criminals are used to mine for butter in the cow caverns

[wafflecopter1000]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[hunhun332]

YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fanofdiesel]

138 people don't like toast.

[reesiewolf]

If I get 3 thumbs up I will wake up at 6 make toast and sing this song and YELL YEAH TOAST!

[thunderbirds113]

YEAH TOAST YEAH TOAST

[thecooolguy1]

from 3-12 i still think this is funny

[alexdude1085]

I LOVE TOAST I ATE ALL THE BREAD TODAY AND ALMOST RAN OUT OF BUTTER! XD

[anaflorence81]

this will still be funny to a 50 year old ...

[Mollibeadles]

138 people didn't eat toast this morning

[milesmadfan]

Yeah roast;D..some people have no sense of humour:Lx

[debbijean1]

Love this song

[greasergirl22hannah]

this never gets old (: ♥

[ticketyboooo]

Prefer the eighties version.

[judopathoftruth]

im 22 and this is not funny, because its stupid.

stupid white people find this funny

[BlueTeenNinja]

@judopathoftruth I think someone needs a cuddle :3

[MrSm0020]

@judopathoftruth sounds to me like you have no sense of humor . . . at all my dad is like 40 and he laughed hysterically at this

[ljm531]

FRENCH TOAST-!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RfomFan]

This is the best song on you tube goddamn' laughed my ass of on the French toast line.

[loverxoxobffls]

i love toast and this song taught me how to make it...lol jk

[ilovemybrowneyedboy]

so my friends nicknamed me toastie because im cute and and "delicious" and toast is delicious... so this song makes me so very happy :)

[XCrazyxChica]

this song bring good memers

[donnacarter100]

I hate fuckin toast :)

[windsorhotty]

YEAHHH TOASTT!!! eruh eruh eruhhh :3

[sbk180tr]

Windows Media Toast!

[FRainbird]

To the people who don't think this song is very funny, I'm sorry, but my dad is almost fifty, and he and I laughed until we cried listening to this song on the Bob and Tom show. It has nothing to do with what is or isn't considered "mature"; it's all in your sense of humor. :)

[TheChickenRiceBowl]

French translation: yes sir hello coquette, uh huh you growing worm Maurice Chevalier effeil tower, oh yes maria bagette good night

A lot of this part doesn't make sense but I don't think it was really meant to :P.

[SoniaTheHedgehog1999]

FRENCH TOAST!!!!!! :D

[Cjan8011teen]

Theres no f6 key on an iphone though jackass

[SunsparkxNightflare]

DONT READ THIS PLEASE

Body: DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS

[akalakiki]

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[steeveewuzzheer1992]

i'm 19

this is still funny.

[aquilascura]

@steeveewuzzheer1992 i'm 23... it gets funnier lol

[MariahLamb17]

@steeveewuzzheer1992 im 21. its hilarious.

[freddythefish100]

@steeveewuzzheer1992 the bob and tom show is for more mature audience :P u ever hear the song grandma got molested at the airport??

[gladavis]

URAH LARNH

[shockwave2468]

i don't get the laughs

check out my version

youtube.com/watch?v=H3bKi6h62J­0

[Acceleretto]

Erm...that was an experience

[MrPoopfacemagee]

EURH TOAST!

[Milesprower1100]

yeaaahhh toast!!!

[Doomcell3]

Eihh toast!!

[XxCresentLunaXx]

lol my friends Nina and Keiri were singing this today on the way to school

[so074sure]

@PixelHydra

I know.

I made this when I was eleven.

I found it hilarious at the time.

[613avatar1]

@so074sure u r 15 now?

[pielover8888]

@so074sure eleven for teh win!!!!

[Dw4everable]

@PixelHydra because it's hilarious :I

[death2160]

@PixelHydra it is when youre high

[Castielover]

@PixelHydra To you, but maybe to some of us it IS funny.

[613avatar1]

@PixelHydra lol then gtfo mutha fucka :D

[Funkyfamily5]

@PixelHydra so i guess you dont like toast

[wakitow2]

this song is funny

[lpeewee777]

this is soooooo funny

[sprinklesmccupcake]

I herd u liek toast.....

[FMAloverfan]

When I woke up for school the first thing that i heard on the radio was this song

[skobquat]

This song is so epic!!!

[42Water42]

I Love TOAST!!!!!!!!!!

[Forever0and0Always0]

YEAH TOAST!!!!!

[KronikSnipa88]

FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!XD



[gabbimakerofvideoes]

ya toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!XD

[holydogshit2010]

Quite lame.

[matacoos]

@holydogshit2010 hey this is the music of the GODS so shut the fuck up you didn't have to watch it

[NoobDelta45]

Epic!

[emoscreamocut]

this dood3 musta been wicked high xD aha I LUV IT

[wkukgrapist]

super funny. my teacher is singing this for my concert tonight!

[Justis120796]

Blah

[Justis120796]

Fucking funny!!

[zeemonkeyman1]

i dont see why its so funny??? why are the people in the song laughing so much? what am i missing? in fact all it does is make me want to punch the guys laughing square in the face.

[CyraUK]

Why has this not gone viral?

[Trinexx360]

@firekid98

YEAH TOAST!

[Trinexx360]

@firekid98

FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!

[cookiesmuffins1234]

hahahahaha i showed to my friend :)

[mangolivesmusic]

This makes me so happy....

[matianater]

If guns dont kill people, people kill people.

Does that mean Toaster dont Toast Toast, Toast Toast Toast?

[1karenbush]

I love this song!!!LOL

[awesomegodzilla1]

i heard it on the radio



[apossomness]

lol i love this song! me and a couple of my friends played this at our school talent show. It was awesome!

[TRIPLEG209]

@apossomness lol thats verrryyyy nice =D



[ItsSoTrippy]

My Drama Teacher showed me this song. Freaking awesome xD

[wowmaddie]

my language teacher all showed us this video during class... so funny.

[zeek1171]

the best song ever

[ldegeeter1]

lol used to be my fav song my dad would play it to make me laugh i still love it

[mrturdify]

love love love..i guess

[dramamonkey9900]

ok so my class at school was like asleep and my teacher was like to u guys need to wake up? and we were like yeah! and then he blared this song like so freaking loud and we were all like WTF! it was a great song to wake up to :P

[Tiger2winner]

Quit complain like girls this vid was awsome

[troyotillio]

BEST SONG EVER!!!!! YA TOAST!!!!

[linkmax91]

121 people here don't like toast.

[collhiodudeoo9o]

errr laurhn

[UnitedStatesofHannah]

hahaha

hohoho

hehehe

hi

[Trostell]

Why is there a picture of a drum? The song's played on a two-slot toaster with a pair of forks.

[thecorncake21]

they must love waffles

[TheSonixgirl]

YA TOAST lol