The Seven Words

[3636Clarence]

Wanted to say- This is surely a classic..

[3636Clarence]

This is surely a c

[Multi80sfan]

god must be laughing his ass of right now.

[gatlinggunlover]

Family Reunion! Blink 182!

[colt45604]

Hey, motherfucker how'd you getmy phone number anyway? lol

[DarkAura971]

AWESOME

[Support81BCanada]

Where is this from?

[coocoopooper]

326 motherfuckers watched this :)

[mitraljez]

i vote we can all say shit like that anywhere ;D

[r2d2rx]

The fact that this video is flagged is just another pathetic expression of the INCREDIBLE HYPOCRISY of americans.

[thevgman]

SPFCCMT

[MrBloodsilver]

@ KickingNScreaming64  Luked??? Looks like you need some more homework....

[denny444]

@MrBloodsilver lol more homework cuz of a typo? and you need work on how to troll i suppose? I'm no troll myself but I can teach you if you'd like. lol

[MrBloodsilver]

@denny444 Im sorry sir but im not a troll asswhole who even asked you?

[denny444]

@MrBloodsilver you did, by being immature. grow a pair before you start throwin insults to people. assHOLE*.

[SCAREDBANANA]

America is weird.

[KickingNScreaming64]

*liked

[KickingNScreaming64]

We HAD to watch this for school. It was homework. Finally homework i actually luked.

[rapcritic91]

@KickingNScreaming64 your teacher is awesome

[SuperACDCfan4ever]

South park breaks these rules!!

[Bluecrow90]

@SuperACDCfan4ever This was during the 70s, things were different.

[babygoodgirl77]

Remove children from the room...unless your a cool parent!

My mom's a cool parent. My dad wouldn't approve, though.

R.I.P Daddy.

[walnut484]

@MEGAjunglejuice you are the most fucking douchbag cocksucking heartless dickless hopeless fatassed bugeyed shitheaded pussylicking sack of monkey shit who 69ed there parents in the world go suck your own cock asshole

[noobtech]

this is awesome :D

[narutoectown]

fucking good

[FreakyMonchichi]

awesome :D

[assibratzen116]

"remember the first time you heard about a cock fight?" uhm it actually was the first time i did hear the english word for it :T it hat me rollin :D

[madamelisaable]

MANNIAC :D



[oOMrsPeanutOo]

@madamelisaable

Ja man :D

[epix804]

@n0rt0nat0r dude mine did to

[raymaster56]

Someone should make a censored version

[travestestify]

i met him in 96-97

he bought me an egg mcmuffin.



[miraxell]

Georgee was one of the best old fucks who ever lived.

[n0rt0nat0r]

my english teacher told me to look this up.. officially my fav teacher

[fdalkjfdsalkj]

shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermoth­erfuckertitsfartturdandtwat

[NormacHC]

"WARNING!

BAD! BAD! LANGUAGE!

Remove children from the room" I don't think Carlin would approve of this warning.

[asnabelgur]

@NormacHC George Carlin doing what he does best!

WARNING!

BAD! BAD! LANGUAGE!

Remove children from the room...unless your a cool parent!

8D

-From the description.George Carlin would definatly approve of this warning XD

[jcchurch]

Joe Pesci bless him.

[TheTacticalFail]

you can aso say turd!

[Kazikox]

@TheTacticalFail You know, censorship changed during all these years. This was performed in 1972 but I guess you're too much of an idiot with half the brain power of normal human being to realize that it's not a fucking live stream.

[TheTacticalFail]

you can say fart!

[TheTacticalFail]

Family guy, Ice skater said Jugs.

[blybl]

Jesus,readin these comments makes me ask the question..Did anyone force you to watch this video,or listen to this comedian? If not you have no reason to complain,except about yourself not turnin it off.Get a life people.

[sweetbaby103]

These comments on here are so harsh... Most of them not even necessary... Y'all need to let the person who started this drama be humiliated on her own cuz obviously she doesn't know a thing about you guys and yall don't know anything about her... don't take things personally people...

[newjerseynick100]

Eazy-E, DR. Dre, Ice Cube, DJ Yella, MC Ren. Anyone?

[CoolerKing37]

@newjerseynick100 You can say nigger on television if it's in the right context (e.g. Roots)

[SephNEntertainment]

Blink-182 anyone?

[JackLemAtGuitar]

He described justin bieber! very good!

[hyena973]

Yup.. X-rated comments.. Kinda funny when people try to act all bad ass.. It's a pathetic get up and the more they ensue it, the more they look like a dumb ass.. All this aside Carlin you are a genius ^-^

[Zarkow]

See note about this video being age-restricted -- pathetic, really proves his point.

[pooscifer]

lmaolmaolmao@everyone throwing around random strings of swear words after listening to this video. Most Carlin fans qq about everyone acting like "sheep"...I smell ironyyy.

[knucklebaby1]

@zwictblade oh shit dude im sorry, dont beat my ass please. Your fucking wanna be hardass pussy too faggot. Choke on a cock and die

[captnavenger]

Genius. Hero.

[knucklebaby1]

@MEGAjunglejuice did i ask you, fucken wanna be hardass pussy. Shut the fuck up. Just because you were an accident bastard child that your mom should have decided to swallow, doesnt make you a fucken badass. Knowone needs to know that you seek attention by acting like a five year old fucking girl.

[StarseedLove]

@knucklebaby1 That's an insult to 5-year-olds, my friend.

[zwiftblade]

@knucklebaby1 Bitch fight!

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@knucklebaby1 KISS MY ASS BASTARD, your comment was actually hilarious though.EAT A TWAT weak ass boy

[lxKronKxl]

its so tempting to click on the video with the boobs

[knucklebaby1]

Thumbs up if @MEGAjunglejuice is just a big pussy

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@knucklebaby1 eat my big pussy, bitch

[walnut484]

@MEGAjunglejuice why would i want to have sex with you?!?! That is the most random thing i have ever heard. I wont hack your acount but i will call youtube and complain about you. They will find your comments and ban you.

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@walnut484 go ahead i already did the same to you............ bitch don't act crazy you made a stupid ass inquiry about my sex life in one of your previous comments ! are you stupid dumb ass motherfucker.

[cnaylor1984]

I love George carlin I saw him when he came to my town in 2004 he will be missed

[walnut484]

@MEGAjunglejuice i guess youtube didnt listen cause im on my acount so suck my dick your mother is a crackhead slut who comes home every night with a new man and has dirty sex with them and kicks them out after. Go fuck yourself if you think george carlin sucks normaly i respect peoples opinion but your just a stupid ass little troll who comes on awesome vids and trolls all day long. Go make fun of justin bieber or something

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@walnut484 awwww, do you want to have sex wit me. FUCKING IDIOT ! I just went outside and screamed George Carlin Sucks. FUCK YOUR OPINION !!!!

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@walnut484 are you hard..........( I had to laugh at your comment myself ) I want you to hack my account so I can sue you ! titie eating bitch kiss my black ass.

[lazyguy800]

if this guy was alive i'd give him a Family Guy dvd

[ogcrokms]

did anyone else notice that in a couple posts that jungle juice is talking shit to himself?? just saying :)

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@ogcrokms BITCH I'm a girl !!

[teamskater]

has name MEGAjunglejuice

complains about racism

calls people cracker

definition of a nigger

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@teamskater kiss my ass

[bangem76]

lmao oh no dont call me cracker, it takes me back to the times of owning land....and people. fuckin nigs, go get enslaved again at least back then yall were working you lazy nig

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@bangem76 LMAO who the fuck are you replying to ? I'd shit on you if I could.

[bretthicksomega]

Twat Fight going down XD

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Vdumb sluts XD

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@bretthicksomega Your mother's a slut asshole.

[bretthicksomega]

@MEGAjunglejuice lol your hilarious XD, fucking sad kid

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@bretthicksomega your mom's hilarious.

[bretthicksomega]

@MEGAjunglejuice lol i will not be dupped into an Eargument with a child...

enjoy your fail, and your sad insults, night night baby

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@bretthicksomega like I told the first bitch come to Memphiz, Tn we'll put ya ass on the first 48, I can tell you live with ya bitch ass momma

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@bretthicksomega you must have a small dick.

[walnut484]

@MEGAjunglejuice if you ever diss george carlin again i will hack your ass and delete your fuckin acount

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@walnut484 bitch I just did hack it, I'll make another one fucking cyber freak, WOW " I'll hack your account " crazy bitch.

[MEGAjunglejuice]

is George Carlin called me a " nigger " I would beat his ass

[lavabone]

@MEGAjunglejuice Carlin is dead. He can't call you the N-Word. Plus he's not a racist. And has even made a movie with Pryor and has a style of comedy in which many Blacks have used. Plus he constantly makes fun of whites. And he thinks that the N-Word isn't bad, and that its context in which the racist assholes use, is the bad thing. So don't come over here talking shit, little boy. =P

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@lavabone bitch please, I'm a girl and I dont care if that bitch is dead or not I would still kick his motherfucking ass and your ass i f I could see you in person suck a black dick, cracker bitch.

[lavabone]

@MEGAjunglejuice I'm not White. And calm your dumb ass. Cause I've been terrorized by the KKK. You in fact, have probably barely faced racism from the Whites. And you need to stop causing so much. Cause that shit really doesn't make you look tougher. Just dumber. And you ain't gonna kick shit. Plus I told you that he isn't racist. Your hoe ass is just paranoid. Go take your anger out on some other shit not Carlin videos.

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@lavabone BITCH I'll cuss if I want to you don't run shit ova here bring ya punk ass to Memphiz We'll show ya ass who tough

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@MEGAjunglejuice kiss my ass hoe

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@lavabone eat my twaat bitch, LOL you dumb internet motherfucker kill yourself bitch, Merry Christmas monkey

[ReaLizZe7]

@MEGAjunglejuice Your initial comment is so ignorant that you don't even deserve to comment on this video.

[MEGAjunglejuice]

@ReaLizZe7 here goes another one.

[brandola1971]

When he did that in Arizona and i live in Arizona

[MrMonkeybut1]

farts are shit withought the mess

[Outlaw8908]

Ah George thanks for the mental examinations and laughter. Oh and the amazing fart jokes.

[cchapin305]

bad man good woman

[BillyJoel1181]

COCKSUCKEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Funnerism]

The good comedian makes us laugh,

the great comedian makes us think.

[tahaa7]

@Funnerism and the best comedian makes us do both.

[20Whyguy]

blink 182 family reunion has these words!

[dsoftl]

I say those words every day..... but not in a bad way, just in every day language :):):)

[jeffydahmer2010]

anyone else try to say this shit as qucik as him and fail every time?

[u3017913]

OMG that's ironic, you posted this two days before George Carlin died... RIP George Carlin. a genius mind. a genuine loss.

[barber1123]

Ooo

[phelp1969]

@dave8594...he was alive and well as South Park was airing. He hasn't been dead that long.

[dave8594]

If only he was alive to see South Park. Hahaha

[jboogs49]

just don't say you fingered your prick. Genius

[ididcramsmom]

I pray to George Carlin!

[dcs290]

age restricted???? i wonder why.....oh yea....

[dcs290]

you can say i pricked my finger , just don't say i fingered my prick. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[videogames991]

i wonder how many times George Carlin got arrested

[videogames991]

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat

[Shadowriku40]

I like how this video is age-restricted.

[oneske1001]

best comedian ever

[J88Wolf]

Amazing how he never studders or says "uh" just pure unrelapsed dialogue. :)

[mammachubyy]

@J88Wolf

hell yeah!!

[s0ulofblood]

Remind anyone else of the blink 182 song?

[theatlantisrise]

@s0ulofblood I'm kind of ashamed Blink didnt DIRECTLY credit Carlin and give him the profits from the song, not that George cared.

[lemabean56]

40 years later I STILL can say al l7...AMAZING!! Classic Carlin

[eBilVastard1]

I prefer his newer stuff, this is too...american

[dragonxanimation]

@eBilVastard1 that's why people like it whats wrong with it being american

[J88Wolf]

@eBilVastard1 ....

[brainsd619]

Hilarious

[Matslifeshow]

he's the master of the english language.

[omfgmouse]

just don't say you fingered your prick LOL

[MegaSpock78]

he looks like jack nicolson on crack

[TJ4DeMi]

Genius

[TheRubronegro85]

The White Richard Pryor 1 bad mofo

[supperise1969]

now they sell poppycock in the store. my oh my!  It is a snack!

[krystafoxx]

@supperise1969 lol they also sell spotted dick.

[crolen42]

pass the tits otto!

[TheKyjeremiah]

how can you not fucking love george carlin

[JoelleOdeliafm71]

hm Im young and thats why im shy

[AxelTVx]

Just got Sundanced~

[hannessvensson]

He´s really fucking funny and clever! in this performence he really looks like a mix between Russel Crowe and Mel Gibson.

[ThexEmptyxHearted]

@hannessvensson Was.... he died a couple years ago... :[

[Longshot32]

why does russel crowe look like him here?

[KirschGirl13]

i never knew that "farting" was worse than "fucking"! but, really. he does have a point! lol

[christina1276]

LOL!!!!Who could listen and not laugh out loud!!!

[GOFproductionCo]

HAHAHA i love this guy

[montiel291]

Can't believe I did not know about this guy until about a weak ago. Damn epic FAIL on my part. lol

[UltimateNICKY]

I woke up one night hit my toe on on the leg of the bed. I was like ''FUUCK!!'' Suddenly my 1 year old son wakes up and says his first word. ''fuck''.

[noteverybodysdarlin]

Ahahhhahha I can´t breath OMGGGGG! LOL

[Loomr]

struk it from the list ...motherfucker was gone

xD

[wildirishindian]

George was going to do a show in my town. Until the mucky mucks put a stop to it. This was in the 90's. UN-REAL!  Really upset a bunch of people!

[massie27]

@cleopad5

to easily tro-

[moonlight7329]

This is hilarious!

[arcadepod100]

I love this guy! Rest in peace motherfucker!



[paintedwoman55]

one of a kind he will be greatly missed

[missheatherhate]

Shit piss cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits turd taint and twaaaaaat!!!!!

[Brian319]

@missheatherhate Fo sho



[ikandykan]

@missheatherhate: Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twaaaaaat

[MagicSteve46]

@missheatherhate this is the dirtiest comment ever, but this is one case when you could say it XD

[studkiller464]

wwow this is funny



[na3f]

ah mel gibson...you make me laugh

[cleopad5]

@na3f ..............this is George Carlin

[Youngblood1701]

Theres a guy in my class called tits!

[chuckyoofarley]

George was a genius. The world will never see his like again, and we're the poorer for it.

[theundercoveratheist]

Man I miss George Carlin. I loved how he drove the far right religious nut cases over the edge into furious insanity.

[mikeyo1234]

Swear words are only offensive in certain contexts. People who are against swearing don't understand language or communication. To say "That was fucking cool" is not offensive unless you have no understanding of reality. To call someone's mother a whore (which isn't a swear word) IS probably offensive.

Some people just love being offended. It's their way of trying to have power over another.

[SingOutLoud92]

I am showing this in my speech class for my persuasive speech on being against censorship XD

[tmack1634]

Farts are just shits without the mess!

[LeolaIeshack382]

ha I`m a cute and sesy girl with a nice personality kiss

[farvenot2jets]

@LeolaIeshack382 Well apparently you're not smart, because what the Hell does "sesy" mean?

[thesands49]

Community guidelines? Well fuck your guidelines you cocksuckers. I will shit on your tits and piss on your cunt so hard that not even the greatest motherfucker will clean you up.

[Gimebooze19792]

Wow, watch this with the CC option for Transcribe Audio, adds a whole new level lol.

[HowlinMadMurD0C]

Those flares! :D