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  • HA! I Laughed so hard i almost wet myself!

  • heard this today on MTR Melbourne,Australia-thanks to John 'Sam' Newman...

    the radio broadcast by Robert D Raiford is real,but the events are not-the story dates back to a fake 1993 UPI article,followed by the fake LA Times version;very funny regardless...

  • heard this today on MTR Radio Melbourne,Australia,thanks John 'Sam' Newman;

    the broadcast is real,but the events are not;this story dates back to a fake United Press Int.1993 article,followed by the LA TIMES version;regardless,the radio broadcast by Robert D Raiford on the John Boy and Billy big show is very funny...I laughed 'til I cried!

  • shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube.

  • This is a real broadcast. I heard the original broadcast a few years ago. The reporter is Robert D. Raiford of The Johnboy and Billy Big Show.

  • OMG!!! This is the funniest thing I have ever heard. Cried so hard my ribs are hurting. Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaaa! LMFAO!

  • ARMAGEDDON ARMAGEDDON!! pmsl watched this the other night and was in tears with laughter

  • thx god for doing this to these bumboys

  • Oli Murray has Falumptuous hair!

  • There's another clip around from the Australian Broadcasting Commission with 2 announcers discussing a story from Melbourne where a nurse was giving "brazillians" to the patients in an old folks home that is nearly as good. Does anyone have it ?

  • When I found this I was looking for the soundtrack to the film 'armageddon'.

  • It's real. A cousin of mine posted me a newspaper photocopy of it via e-mail. I hurt from laughing.

  • how the hell did i end up here?

  • I suppose the only one I really feel sorry for is - the gerbil ... (trying to stop myself from laughing too hard ...)

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  • i can't believe i'm watching this

  • Yes it is a real newscasts it is from kz106 in CHATTANOOGA,TN

  • Rock 101 WROQ

    Every morning they do a story like this

    <3

  • I passed out from laughing too hard

  • One of the funniest things I've ever herd poor gerbil !!! Armageddon

  • Cornholio need Gerbil for his bunghole!!!

  • it WAS a true incident. i've heard it from other sources, too.

  • Can't get enough of that !!!!!!!

  • Hilarious! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • what the crap!!!!!!!!!!

  • i pissed myself twice

  • "After a felching session had gone seriously wrong"

  • oh jon boy and billy.

  • holy FUCK! I hope this is real.

  • \m/

  • This never stops being funny, no matter how many times I hear it...."Armageddon!".....

  • This is too funny

  • Urban legend. 

  • hahahahahaha how could you NOT laugh at this story??? XD

    xXx

  • @ellenmelon771 WHY AM I DUTCH?!

  • @PersonalCheese WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT??? xXx

  • Bum hole gerbil cannon.

  • I hope the sparrow price was alright...

  • FELCHING GONE TERRIBLY WRONG...

  • mroldnewbie...LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS!

  • Still puts a smile on my face!

  • The guy who originally came up with this idiotic story must have been fucked up in his head. It's just so stupid.

    I feel extreme pity for anyone who believed that this was a true story. The reader is pathetic.

  • @mroldnewbie I can't say I disagree with you,........ but funny is funny!

  • @mroldnewbie sense of humour anyone? of course replying to you is probably a waste of time, by the sounds of it you've probably already committed suicide.

  • @alapahi So why did you?

    Did you find the original story funny? Not the reading, which IS funny, even though the guy reading must be really stupid if he believe that this is a true incident. 

  • I am the only one who matters.

  • this video is insanely funny ARMAGEDON!!!

  • I don't care if it's a fake story, the real comedy is the guy trying to read the story and how he keeps trying to go on.

  • So they turned on the afterburner ? The mouse wouldn't care, sewers or rectums, it's all the same for them...

  • Is the tube okay?

  • Armageddon!!

    

  • Rodent - Rectum

  • this shouldn't be funny, but it just is

  • ha.

  • I first heard this about ten years ago.... and it's still funny all these years later. Armageddon!

  • I was working as a news editor when this came down the news feed, live. I thought I was going to die laughing. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

  • Armageddon!

    

  • OH MY F*CKING GOD

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha this is freakin hilarious ARMAGEDDON PMSL

  • i love john boy and billy show lol listen every morning but hadn't heard this before.

  • " Gives a new meaning to the term "Flaming faggot" "- My sister...

  • man i rember that one

    

  • lol transcribe the audio: "After a rape belching session had gone wrong"

  • Felching is a sexual practice involving the act of sucking semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. The act of sucking the semen and then passing it, through mouth-to-mouth or open-mouth kissing, is often referred to as "snowballing"; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.

  • @Fbiguy Felching may also refer to the alleged anal insertion of a small animal (usually a gerbil) for the purpose of sexual stimulation (See also gerbiling.)

    Its a very very beautiful sex act,u should try it sometime

  • @hellsgatesRopen bro i know, im just saying that if you use "transcribe audio" on this video, then thats what it will say.

  • CREAASSEEEEDDDDDD !!!! :D

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • As if, so puerile.

  • This is an old old old hoax. I was laughing about it way back in the mid 90s.

  • Gerbil....... I got a interesting picture in my head about my gerbil. "but I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil..."

  • I love this story!! Everytime I hear it I laugh so hard I cry!!

  • wether its real or not i dont care sooooooo funny lolololololol

  • Lol I was drinking milk when I was watching this and it shot across the kitchen xD

  • WHAT THE FUCK 0.o

  • HAHAHAH! "In retrospect, lighting the match was my biggest mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil"

  • this is robert raferd from the john boy and billy show from north carolina. this story is about 10 years old...but to funny

  • Fireball rodents....

  • its funny its not homophobic its humour get over yer gerbil felching selves

  • Humans have sunk to an all time low. This is disturbing. 

  • @SaltineCrackaAss : Your gay as fuck!

  • Funny as Fuck!

  • thats robert rayford from the john boy and billie show

  • "Kick a Jonas Brother and he'll fart out a gerbil" -Bo Burnham

    (;

  • I am a certified surgical tech & you would not believe the things we have had to go in & retrieve out of people. We had one guy that put a baseball in his rear, not easy to get out, vibrators still buzzing, toy cars, oh I could go on & on, but I think ya'll get the picture

  • @lovesfreedomtoo Mostly gay guys, you think?

  • @m46279 most of them, a few had wives who were real embarassed to have to bring them to surgery for such things. We had one guy who had an maple syrup bottle (glass one) stuck on his peeni, he tried to get it of by whacking it on the counter, resulting in breaking it & the top just embedded itself into him. He said he was fixing pancakes, spilled some on the floor, dropped the bottle, slipped on the syrup & his peeni went in. I don't know about y'all, but I don't cook pancakes in the nude

  • Armageddon!

  • The man reading it is Robert D. Raiford on the John Boy and Billy Big Show syndicated from Charlotte. This was from about 16 years ago and allegedly really happened.

  • Still crying....  Too funny

  • this is hilarious

  • Funny as hell x

  • LoL

  • My man just showed me this... OMG that is too funny! Never do anything you don't wanna have to explain to the Paramedics! LMAO!

  • Oh wow, I had this on one of my old computers in the ninties! I'm glad to finally hear it again, I remember I listened to it often and couldn't stop laughing about it. xD

  • this *is* a real newscast.  I heard it on a nationally syndicated radio show called the "John Boy and Billy" show back around '96. Dr. Rainford - the guy talking - is a very educated, stern, and serious man - kind of a more cynical version of Andy Rooney. And this was the first time i had ever heard him laugh. Ever. :D

  • Hilarious but extremely homophobic

  • @ironcarvel ya mums homophobic

  • Hilarious but extremely homophibic

  • 18 gerbils watched this video...

  • When he shouts Armageddon and the guy laughs hard, Priceless.

  • nice

  • 2:11

    Best "HA HA!" ever!

  • wtf

  • the funniest shit ever

  • @10guitars Literally! haha

  • @10guitars it sure is billy , it sure is !!!!

  • hahahaha!!!

  • Snopes.com examined this (try the URL followed by "/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp" and concluded that it was not just false but ancient too.

  • didnt Barney Frank do this too?

  • Just because some well-known person read it on the air does not mean that he read something that is true. This particular story has been proven fake a long time ago. However, that doesn't mean that this kind of thing doesn't happen from time to time. :)

  • So, a dude shoved a gerbil up another dude's ass, lit a match and got blasted with fire which started a fire in the other guy's intestine which propelled the gerbil out at breakneck speed breaking the other guys nose........

    Why am I not surprised...

  • This made Darwin Awards. It is listed as unverified or urban legend. Its still funny as hell!

  • If you haven't all ready heard it, you must it's just pure comedy!

  • ive listened to this about 20 times it never gets old

  • TV Time with Ted!... Ahhhh!

  • It is not fake - it was on the John Boy and Billy radio show that originates from Charlotte, NC. That is Robert D. Raiford reading it, a usually very stoic, serious man. It was so funny to hear him actually lose it on air!

  • hahah :)

  • poor Gerbil

  • I haven't heard this for ages and it still makes me lol more than any video on here

  • I put this to music a few years back, search marko van haddock armageddon if interested. Cheers Marko

  • funny

  • ROFLMFAO!!! FUNNNYYYY

  • that made my sides hurt, twisted but funny

  • o...........k............

  • fake and GAY

  • @thisnameistotallybad It's actually not fake. It was a Radio Broadcast from the 80's.

  • boom! head shot.

  • LEMMIEWINKS :P

  • @googajoob7 hhahaa

  • Fucking Faggots! LMAO

  • My uncle showed this to my entire family at dinner about two years ago...

  • Wow...ow

  • You all that don't believe this story, become friends with someone who works in the ER of your local hospital and ask them about what they have seen. Trust me, it happens.

  • @the209jungalist

    mother is a RN and girlfriend's mother is an LPN. the latter having worked with the mentally ill. many of whom have inserted all sorts of items into their bodies.

    however no reports of any live animals. dolls, fish, bolts, bottles, forks, etc. however i have yet to read a single reports of a gerbil or rodent removal.

    doctors do indeed make "note" of odd discoveries. a gerbil up an ass would get press in a medical journal, just like a light bulb up the ass has.

  • @the209jungalist no it doesn't. no documented cases at all. my mother is an OR nurse. She laughed when i asked her and said people have asked her that for twenty years.

  • Its not an urban myth its true its on the internet.

  • @1000footstare its on the internet so you know its true

  • The story was conjured up by the DJ of a morning drive time radio show at a popular radio station. It was the news casters birthday and as a joke, he slipped it in his stack of reports. It was broadcast live. They also got in trouble. The news guy had no clue what was going on and read it as he would any other report.

  • Lmao

  • this is to fuckin funny

  • OUCH!

  • i thought felching was like when you drink a soda too fast.

  • Fucking lad of a news reporter - loving the anal gerbil banter.

  • jaysus

  • I always thought the Richard Gere urban legend started out as a pun: "Richard Gerebil"

    Anyway, go read Snopes before you go any further with this stilly story.

  • Armageddon!!! hahaha

  • hahahahahaaaaa

  • fake or not, its stil funny as hell

  • I wonder if animal cruelty laws cover gerbiling

  • @heythere903 sounds like you have first hand experience there mate

  • This is a urban myth. Gay people don't do this. The whole gerbil story was conjured up by... straight people.

  • no it not you stupid retard ive been in jail and heard them talk for hours about gerbiling

  • @jgirl76, A bestiality ring was busted in WA state and the officers found mice covered with vaseline and strings tied around them. Let's put two and two together shall we?

  • @FishKepr no way that is hilarious

  • @jgirl76 we know it's a myth... who the hell cares if it was true or not? Regardless, it's funny as hell based on how the "fax" is supposedly read on the air.

  • lol, hate to say this, but there are plenty of dirty fucks that would do this shit. Heck there are people who shove 2 litres up their ass. I'm guessing your buddies don't send you fucked up forward messages on the cell phone.

  • pallaçada

  • Hi, this is the funniest clip i've ever heard handsdown.... and everytime i hear it i can't stop crying with laughter. Now in every dire situation i come across, i yell ARMAGEDON.....and every1 who has heard this clip ends up with a smile on their face.Think of it as a ying & yang situation...........ARMAGEDDON­.

  • Was there any harm to the gerbil?

  • This IS a real cast. I heard it the day it was annouced. Because this is rock 101 XD That's Robert D Rafford. XDDDDDDDDD He NEVER LAUGHS. that's why this is funny.

  • one of the funniest things ive heard get on haha ARMAGEDDON!!!!!

  • 4th time I've heard this and it's still as funny as the first time :D

  • I know someone who dose this, he takes peoples pictures off their Myspace and Facebook page and edits them.