Zelda, Zelda's great! You spend your time, breaking people's shit, golden cartridges, and golden doohickies, hey Link stab Ganon in the face OH SHIT, DAMN!!! Zelda, Zelda's great! You fucking owl, I ALREADY TALKED TO YOU! Dark worlds are all over the pla- Great Fairies looks depraved, and the water dungeon was shit! EveryonecomplainsaboutitIknowbutit'strue.
@crockpotorcrackpot Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda because he was also a fan of the game. There's a commercial of the two. I think it's the 3DS one, go look it up. :D
Zelda, Zelda's great! Y'spend yer time breakin' people's shit. Golden cartridges and golden doohickeys, hey Link stab Ganon in the face- Oh shit, DAMN!! Zelda, Zelda's great! You fucking owl! I already talked to you!! Darkworlds are overplayed, Great Faeries look depraved and the Water Dungeon was shit (everyone complains, but I know but it's true). Zelda, Zelda's great! WELL EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS! Shop at Malo Mart, now let's all press Start, and play something that's not a- brown shooter.
@Barderoth not true many shooters were very variable
UNTIL cod came out and developers were like ooh look at these sales FK trying our own ideas lets just copy this for the next 10 years because kids with the iq the size of their stupid kd ratio never question where their or what their games can do or go
@Inezjaya All I ever saw in a shooter was a floating gun. I rarely saw story or gameplay variation of any kind. Half Life 2, Halo and Crysis are the only shooters I can think of which involve either of those things.
zelda zelda is great spent your time breaking peoples shit golde card chang ching ang golden keys hey link stab ganon and the face oh shit damn zelda zelda is great you fucking owl i already talk to you darkles over flieng and faires like to afraid her boobs and water dungeon like shit thats why and nobody its true zelda zelda is great well abuse mean princess shop at malo mart now lets play all start to play something thats not a brown shooter link: cock
MATT AND PAT LISTEN! There Were 3 Burger King Games Releaded In 2006 For The 360. Could You Do A Review On Those? They Sell Them Online And At Old Ghetto Game Stores
@Plexuz0 ZELDA! Zelda's great! Spend your time breaking peoples' shit! Golden cartridges & golden doohickeys, HEY let's stab Ganon in the face OH SHIT! DAMN! ZELDA! Zelda's great! You fuckin' owl - I already talked to you! Dark worlds are overplayed, Great Fairies look depraved... and the Water Dungeon was shit (everyone complains I know but it's true!) ZELDA! Zelda's great! Well EXCUUUSSSE ME PRINCESS! Shop at Malo Mart! Now let's all press start and play something that's not a brown shooter
O.O Best Mind Blow Ever.
Get it its like sex :D
QuintonAdams3511 2 days ago
When I first heard the ending, I almost got up and shouted "YES! SOMEBODY THAT UNDERSTANDS!"
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@Znyrkifyable Zelda, Zelda's great!
Well let's use,
me(?) princess,
Shop at Malo Mart,
now let's all press start
and play something that's not a
brown shooter.
Znyrkifyable 6 days ago
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Znyrkifyable 6 days ago
Screw those lame brown shooters zelda is way better!
zeomaster14 1 week ago 4
Brown shooter...
GlenMuse795 2 weeks ago
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a1exell 2 weeks ago
Well EXCUSSEEEEE, ME PRINCESS!
SuperMegaFl0yd 3 weeks ago
Man I hate talkin to that owl and u accidentally press yes to "do u want to hear what I said again?" my gawwd XD
cosmicseraph 3 weeks ago
" Fucking Owl I've already talked to you! " 0:27 lmao I hate that shit xD
sub0kj94 3 weeks ago
Link being in Soul Calibur would make it a good fighter again.
SkellionPowalskiz 4 weeks ago
@SkellionPowalskiz You know Link WAS in a Soul Cal game? I think it was Soul Cal 2, but yeah he has been in them.
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@DOblade1 Maybe I should have said "Link being in Soul Calibur AGAIN", because, yes, I knew he was in SC2.
SC2, coincidentally, was the last good SC games as well. :P
SkellionPowalskiz 2 weeks ago
Press 4 for "DAMN!"
pseudonamex2 4 weeks ago
I burst out laughing at the beginning when i saw the drawing of Matt with the hat!! XD
DJSbros 4 weeks ago
Yes...just yes.
Koopa368 1 month ago
HOLD 8... DO EEEEETTTTT
MrNeoDemonix 1 month ago
@the20134ever its robin williams s daughter
gamerguy547 1 month ago in playlist Mais vídeos de TheSw1tcher
@gamerguy547 say whaaaat?
crockpotorcrackpot 3 weeks ago
@crockpotorcrackpot Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda because he was also a fan of the game. There's a commercial of the two. I think it's the 3DS one, go look it up. :D
YourLocalOtaku 3 weeks ago
Who thinks they should play a Zelda game?
YuumaiKalmo 1 month ago
Wait who is that one lady after link stabs Ganon in the face?
The20134ever1 1 month ago
All this time, I Thought the voice that gets angry all the time was Matt the entire time!
MrVuEric 1 month ago
@MrVuEric I know right! My whole world is just upside down now!
SuperGreenSmartie 1 month ago
xD nice one matt =)
nonvolt 1 month ago
LINK STABBED GANON IN THE FACE OH SHIT DAMN
LuckyWanderer 1 month ago
this was great. <3
RattleheadSwe 1 month ago
Lyrics?
KnadowtheHechidna 1 month ago
Zelda, Zelda's great! Y'spend yer time breakin' people's shit. Golden cartridges and golden doohickeys, hey Link stab Ganon in the face- Oh shit, DAMN!! Zelda, Zelda's great! You fucking owl! I already talked to you!! Darkworlds are overplayed, Great Faeries look depraved and the Water Dungeon was shit (everyone complains, but I know but it's true). Zelda, Zelda's great! WELL EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS! Shop at Malo Mart, now let's all press Start, and play something that's not a- brown shooter.
YourLocalOtaku 1 month ago 2
Link's inclusion in Soul Caliber was the greatest thing known to man.
Link504 1 month ago
Press 2 for moan
animegurl1616 1 month ago
if anyone has a .jpeg of the opening picture of mat, i would greatly appreciate a link if possible
MrCon313 1 month ago
the ending was so perfect
Lonewolf349128 1 month ago
Press 5 for hoo
Jarroak 1 month ago
... the water temple wasnt that tough. now if your talkin tough try masterquest water temple :P
damarioman1 1 month ago
Ffff Skyward Sword is love <3 it better be the next game you guys play or i will never die happy
xxxnicolelovesyouxxx 1 month ago
You spend your time breakin people's shit!
MASTERCHIEF132745 1 month ago
ha ha Zelda Williams
SaturatedEel 1 month ago
pressed play n broke my ears on his skweeky voice
lozmaster963 1 month ago
Press 3 to get GAY!
UndeadRider99 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Ur so cool Matt!
SuperPrinnyDood 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
thumps up if u played ocarina of time
556vs762 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Man FUCK Soul Calibur 2 Link was the cheepest character fucking ever.
TheAeroMechanic 1 month ago
that great fairy always made me thing of miranda richardson in the '98 merlin series >: dunno whyy
fearthefurby 1 month ago
"Let's play something that's not a BROWN SHOOTER"
A-FUCKIN'-MEN, BROTHER.
tasakeru828 2 months ago
I HATE THAT FUCKING OWL!!!
MrMunchies64 2 months ago
This will be my next ringtone.
ScoundrelThe187 2 months ago
press 2 to see what i do all day
rotcafk 2 months ago
I wish I could be as happy as matt
F3ARtheB3AST 2 months ago
download link ??
XDJBOYX123 2 months ago
if you press 2 you can see that old person smacking their ass and sounding like they're enjoying it
Katastrophiies 2 months ago
Lol, Darksiders.
Seenan5 2 months ago
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press 9 for a train
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CLEARLY.... Matt gets bored....without Pat...
IcyBluAngel 2 months ago
press 9 for jew
jakethenintendonerd 2 months ago
Link stab ganon in the face OH SHIIIT
mGxEzba3K0v3n 2 months ago
press 7 for WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS
commanderass 2 months ago
that was war from darksiders xD
fshasdwe 2 months ago
great i laughing xDDDDDD
lesgeeksdu9 2 months ago
0:13 is that guy on the right pretending to get jacked in the ass?
FallOfMind 2 months ago
Matt y u hate cod mw2-3
laughoy4 2 months ago
@laughoy4 Same reason that all us intelligent people hate that brown-shooter garbage :3
shaizerbaizer657 2 months ago
Yeah, fuck brown shooters, they're all copy-paste bullshit anyway.
Barderoth 2 months ago
@Barderoth not true many shooters were very variable
UNTIL cod came out and developers were like ooh look at these sales FK trying our own ideas lets just copy this for the next 10 years because kids with the iq the size of their stupid kd ratio never question where their or what their games can do or go
Inezjaya 2 months ago
@Inezjaya All I ever saw in a shooter was a floating gun. I rarely saw story or gameplay variation of any kind. Half Life 2, Halo and Crysis are the only shooters I can think of which involve either of those things.
Barderoth 2 months ago
0:10 Is probably the highlight of this
Bildabong123 3 months ago 25
@Bildabong123 I know that feel bro, those Oreos look SO FUCKING TEMPTING
Viriosus 2 weeks ago 8
@Bildabong123 She may have the troll face :P
nonvolt 1 week ago
@nonvolt That would be unfortunate for us all! :p
Bildabong123 6 days ago
OH SHIETTT DAYUMN
ChasingGracex 3 months ago
All give fums up so funny hey hey hey
Xxsniper38 3 months ago
Yeah... the Water Tempel was the biggest crap you could make with pixels at that time.
MisterSmof 3 months ago
Fap at 0:09?
knifeyboy82 3 months ago
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Hey!
Hey!
Listen!
Hey!
FissionX 3 months ago
"WELL EXXCUUUUUSE MEEEE PRINCESS!!"
ThatGunslinger 3 months ago
I love Zelda and this video! :D......but I can't stand brown shooters -.-
BlackIce620 3 months ago
Who needs Youtube when you have Matt's Bomb Ass "Insert Topic Here"
FnPwnage 3 months ago 14
Spam 3 to get Navi.
McProPikez 3 months ago
"brown shooter..." = You fuckin' rule, Matt
Nixel85 3 months ago
0:10
OBLIVION?
ninjapickles1313 3 months ago
bomb ass dank ass
BigTuna1994 3 months ago
Vs Taki
Link: Kai!!!!
ripamoramee14 3 months ago
ummmm are you yugioh players? just asking the whole dark worlds are overplayed thing
360thatguy 3 months ago
@360thatguy wrong video
steelzaru 3 months ago
@steelzaru ummm how so?
360thatguy 3 months ago
@360thatguy this has nothing to do with card games
steelzaru 3 months ago
@steelzaru i know,but they made a comment in the video saying dark worlds are over played,dark worlds are an over played meta in yugioh atm
360thatguy 3 months ago
my new favourite song
ChasingGracex 3 months ago
press 8 for arf
girlEgirldrugnerd 3 months ago 40
WAIT WTF?!?!?! only 1 minute? :(
subzeroz08 3 months ago
That was bomb ass!
MrCanada144 3 months ago
You guys are hilarious, nice one, not as good as your last B.A.R but still funny stuffzzz
Hailofthechamber 3 months ago
zelda zelda is great spent your time breaking peoples shit golde card chang ching ang golden keys hey link stab ganon and the face oh shit damn zelda zelda is great you fucking owl i already talk to you darkles over flieng and faires like to afraid her boobs and water dungeon like shit thats why and nobody its true zelda zelda is great well abuse mean princess shop at malo mart now lets play all start to play something thats not a brown shooter link: cock
TheMariothebros 3 months ago
... and I though Pat was the crazy one. I was clearly mistaken.
MrSuperZid 3 months ago
MATT AND PAT LISTEN! There Were 3 Burger King Games Releaded In 2006 For The 360. Could You Do A Review On Those? They Sell Them Online And At Old Ghetto Game Stores
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0:24 That's War, the horseman of the apocalypse, not link..........
Fuzzer56 3 months ago
@Fuzzer56 Darksiders is said to be a rip-off of zelda and god of war in gameplay. It's a joke.
xinpulls 2 months ago
@xinpulls And let's not forget Portal as well, with their oh-so-original "Voidwalker". Bunch of class acts over there
cornpuff69 2 months ago
Every time I see that opening picture of Matt I can't help but not laugh.
fightforthenight14 3 months ago
ARE YOU READY 4 SOME BOMB-ASS $HIT!?!?!??!?!?!
supersonicdragonite 3 months ago
Hell yeah. Rocking Skyward Sword and Super Mario Land 3D this holiday season instead of Bland-Ass Shooter #238212356.
spoonshiro 3 months ago
Malo:Give me your MONEY
gokk777 3 months ago
oh man, matt you're now my hero
omeganecross 3 months ago
Matt, you're awesome, but...where's Pat?
holyhandgrenade999 3 months ago
Best video evar
AnotherMarioFan 3 months ago
@ Themhn5. Uh are you sure you know what irony means?
toxtle1993 3 months ago
the irony is he said he doesn't like shooters,and he shows an American base in MW2
TheMhn5 3 months ago
im just waiting for the PATT in matt and Patt to come back
TheMhn5 3 months ago
from the L to the I to the N to the K :D
lipgloss675411 3 months ago
bah bland shooter. yay takis rack!
blackdeadtree1 3 months ago
YOU FUCKING OWL, I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO YOU!
JustPurpleAlice 3 months ago 2
too bad matt hates bland shooter games,i was expecting him to go "americuh"
journeymanX 3 months ago
I can't wait for their Resident Evil thing, god I hope its a 'lets play' or at least a long edited version of TBFP!
AaronZincke 3 months ago
Don't you ever mention fucking Daikatana..... Ever.... Nyeh, ugh, blurgh, yeck, gross......
LeftenantSMACK 3 months ago
Loved soul caliber 2
TheBurningSpartan 3 months ago
Ramirez! Make a video about Zelda!
Floopman15 3 months ago 89
Call of war battles 8: modern warfield 5
JesusOfSuburbia971 3 months ago
That was beautiful Matt. *sniff* I think I might cry.
SuperGreenSmartie 3 months ago
To be honest, Water Temple never frustrated me. Shadow Temple is being a bitch for me, though.
Coolblue3680 3 months ago
(Epic Man voice) SOUL CALIBUR..........TWO......
Also...Am I the only person who calls Taki boob lady? ... o.o
Matsuka0 3 months ago
Yes matt yes I bow to the awesomeness!!!!!!!
MrRccava 3 months ago
You guys need to play daikatana NOW!!!!
TheGenaral18 3 months ago
oh matt please keep these bomb ass things up we need you bro!
Hyotheangel 3 months ago
GoW is more fitting for "brown shooter." He just happened to pick the brownest possible image of CoD.
SargentMugen 3 months ago
@SargentMugen Yea, but here's the difference, Gears of War is actually a GOOD game
AnotherMarioFan 3 months ago
Matt, these bomb ass reviews need to keep happening.
TheMarmot24 3 months ago
0:24 darksiders FUCK YEAH! LOL! XD
RaphaRox 3 months ago
it seems matt doesnt want us to see his face while hes singing
GFTW1 3 months ago
*sniff* Matt has the most beautiful voice...
Ozker1313 3 months ago
I broke Some shit Today!
TheHengKong 3 months ago
i really wish he wrote down the lyrics, i want to learn the song and sing along.
Plexuz0 3 months ago
lisledre 3 months ago
kaepora gaybora
maxord11 3 months ago
That..was..beautiful. It brought tears to my eyes.
EliteWolfStriker 3 months ago
PEW PEW PEW
stanzadifabio 3 months ago
Brown shooter :l
fawkes39 3 months ago
I *do* wish Shooters had a bit more color.
I can't see shit in those things sometimes!
FightingJEDI 3 months ago
What the fuck? look at 0:54 of the video is that a midget soldier?
RainOfWolvess 3 months ago
@RainOfWolvess
He's on one knee olol
McLarenGeeZx 3 months ago
0:10 OH SHIT :O
ARE THOSE VANILLA OREOS???
64films 3 months ago 50
i miss zelda Damn wii
meowmeow7t 3 months ago
Fuck yeah skyward sword.
TehJeY 3 months ago
Matt you're a trooper, making these videos. Where's Pat? What's he doin'?
Disasterrify 3 months ago
@Disasterrify Fapping
jackthespaz122 3 months ago
AND PLAY SOMETHING! THATS NOT A...broowwn shooooter...
111MisterB111 3 months ago
Is it possible to post the lyrics?:C
JustPurpleAlice 3 months ago
Mini two best friends play zelda?
ChanTheN00b 3 months ago
I've never played Zelda. D:
MsNaniiXD 3 months ago 35
@MsNaniiXD GO BUY A WII AND GET YOURSELF SOME ZELDAS lol xD
jbjoker22 3 months ago
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@jbjoker22 i don't have a WII D:!!!!!!
MsNaniiXD 3 months ago
@MsNaniiXD i played the first one and a bit of ocurina D: but i want to play it :(
matijatu 3 months ago
@MsNaniiXD
1. Buy n64 (Amazon and/or Ebay)
2. Buy Ocarina of time/Majora's mask (also amazon and/or ebay)
3. Put cartridge in n64
4. ???
5. Profit.
DemonPazuzu666 3 months ago
@DemonPazuzu666 can't just be spending money.
MsNaniiXD 3 months ago
@MsNaniiXD
It shouldn't cost to much though, but whatever.
DemonPazuzu666 3 months ago
@MsNaniiXD HOW!!!!!
girlofdragons 3 months ago
@MsNaniiXD I played Link but not Zelda...
SpeedSlasher 3 months ago
AHAHAHA YOU WIN MAN! XD
HitsuTwistedTalong 3 months ago
The water temple is shit.
jjbiohaz 3 months ago
YOU FUCKING OWL, I ALREADY TALKED TOO YOU!!!!!!
wonnorcakes 3 months ago
SOULL CALLIBERR, TWOOOOOOO
NekuChibi 3 months ago
What are the lyrics?
JustPurpleAlice 3 months ago
@JustPurpleAlice They're awesome
BlackIce620 3 months ago
nice song XD who made the drawn at the start?
BCete 3 months ago
FOR ALL YOU LAMPS AROUND THE WORLD, I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW, STAY LIT FELLAS
nigropuntdus 3 months ago
@nigropuntdus HAHAHA
Rubentje7 3 months ago
matt's creativity really blossoms when patt leaves the room XD
cryingfirelight 3 months ago 153
How're you liking Skyward Sword so far Matt?
Psychroc 3 months ago
How are you not an American Idol yet? You have a great sense of rhythm and a heavenly voice!!1!!!1!
TheLipSchmucker 3 months ago
matt this is great but please promis us you'll never sing again
demonmoocow 3 months ago
man this guy makes me laugh my arse off. I want more frequent uploads and get to your next 500000 reviews Matt!.....Right Meow! I need them!
deaddialtone 3 months ago
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has anyone else seen the cartoon?
abcismasta 3 months ago
That was a fire-bomb-ass song!
It's better than std-bomb-ass.
AlvengPingPong 3 months ago
Well, excuuuuuse me, Matt!
tonfaedniya 3 months ago
One of the most overrated series ever. Right next to final fantasy. Hate it...
bbhaver 3 months ago