Skyrim - Arrow In The Knee

[flashback9811]

LOL

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Someone doesn't get to the cloud district very often...

[Flikster456]

I used to be a fat douche bag who played skyrim all day then i took an arrow to the knee XD

[dragonsrule111]

i used to make these jokes but im a virgin so i get to start sating them again

[bobaofthefetts]

...and then a warhammer to the face for making that joke

[mineuniversemine]

i made so many of these jokes the universe hates me so now ive been fallen on my knees alot and im no kiding

[JmcXenon]

i used to comment that this joke is getting old,then i took an arrow to the knee

[ZombieFan246]

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

Dovahkiin: "Which Knee?"

Guard: Left. "Why do you ask?"

--play video--

[just1randomdude]

@ZombieFan246 its the right knee for the guard....

[1337Divine]

Then the guard got up and killed him.

[xXReVouLtiOnsXx]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then I realized arrow to the knee jokes arnt funny any more then I shot myself

[Azuka150]

lol

[Themurloc1]

I once took a chuck Norris roundhouse to the knee, now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

[TheSexybeastish]

kneeeeeee.

[gamekiller191]

Pretty much every damn guard in SKYRIM took a arrow in the knee. Wierd

[vnut08]

Chuck Norris almost took an to the knee but the arrow shattered on impact

[xXTheNoobXx]

i used to be an arrow like you, but then i took an adventurer to the knee

[Trobber25]

I used to be a adventurer but then i took an arrow to the knee

[MickehDaHuskeh]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee...

THIS is the only good way to say it. Not "but then" and not "to the knee". >:I

[volta440X]

this was played with calculator ??

[MrPink4tw]

I took a joke to the knee, good thing it wasn't funny.

[kazumai27]

15 people took an arrow to the knee

[allokoprogress]

I reckon the end of the game should be ur character telling younger adventurers this, after taking an arrow to the knee :)

[chiefscole18]

People who find this annoying took an arrow to the knee

[TESROY100]

I used to like shooting arrows to the knee untill i took a mace to the face

[EnragedPorkchop]

WHAT THE FUCK, JMNCRAFT?! I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE!!!

[JmnCraft]

I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes. But then i ate porkchops.

[bigcheese123kid]

so YOURE the asshole who has been shooting all these damn adventurers

[SuperDaruto]

This used to be funny...Then I took a penis to the ass...

[AGSpkedlastnight]

I used to shoot people with an arrow to the knee...............

Then I went to jail

[Regvarde]

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you...

Dohvakin: What happened?

Guard: You shot me in the fucking knee, you asshole.

Dohvakin: Oh yeah. :D

Guard: >:(

[SuperKOR3AN]

I used to take arrows to the knee then I became an adventurer like you

[thecheese182]

shoulda left him passing out from loss of blood lol

[dragondudeification]

@TheDeathPatrol Dude i know, chill out it was JOKE! no need to be an asshole

[mrpsb7]

I used to be a knee like you, then I took an adventurer to the arrow.

[ILGAR93]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then, after some time, I got bored and realized there wasn't anything for me to explore, so retired and now I am this humble guard. I am renowned for healthy knees.

[Lastofsharingan0101]

OMG it WORKS!!!

[dragondudeification]

*Random viking beats dude up*

Viking: If you say the fucking sentence again i'll know, and if you do i will EAT YOUR FUCKING LIMBS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU PUTRID FUCK

Adventurer: i used to be a putrid fuck, until i took an arrow to the-

*punch in the face*

[CiscoMcLovin]

@dragondudeification not urs

[TheDeathPatrol]

@dragondudeification btw thats a youtube video you fucking copier and its you putrid fucking cunt.

[Theguido177]

@TheDeathPatrol Semms likes someone has take WAYYY toooo many arrows in the knee.

[perception15reality]

i used to be an adventurer like you until i heard this joke one to many times and blew my fucking head off.

[Zilzelik]

/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

Ebough said.

[Silver7761]

»»------------^(Chuck Norris)

[moley50000]

I used to be a nice arrow, til some fag continually shot me into people's knees

[24789mike]

filmed with a spoon...

[TeamGriefingChannel]

»»───(over-used-joke)───►

[igotfatasscomelook]

hahaha wonder if the player say it I don't fear dragons but u. U us to be an adventure like me then i shoot u with an arrow in the knee.

[sjorsenlapje]

lol you hitted a guard from whiterun in the knee with a arrow

[ProxxPlaya]

»»───(knee)───►

[kiyanp121]

I have a big bick

thumbs up if your read this wrong

[CStylz31]

@kiyanp121 fag

[BlockisticStudios]

@kiyanp121

i read that as i have a big brick

[IdleBystander1]

@kiyanp121 I read it as brick, actually

[treveren]

@kiyanp121 its not gay that i read that " I Have A Big Black Dick" 3 times before i realized is it?

[kutedoofiy]

@kiyanp121

I read big brick.

[Fetalol]

@kiyanp121

I read it as "brick". Was that intentional?

[grandeelfa]

@kiyanp121 FUK U

LOOOOOOOOL!

[AwesomenessItself87]

@kiyanp121 It's hard not to read it wrong, with grammar like that.

[TheWiseChickens]

No bounty added to Whiterun?



[masterofsomthin]

»»───(Apple)───►

William Tell

[9451924]

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[GODISNOWHERE0101]

»»───(knee)───►,i can copy and past to buddy.

[RaggedwyattC]

Does that actually happen when you do that

[applehead193]

>> >>-------(gay joke)-------->

[wspatriotsrock27]

He was an adventurer two seconds ago.

[thekingofchamps1]

lol i dint know ya could shoot somone in the knee and they wouldnt hurt you just sit down lol

[TheArthasmenethril]

i like the fact the guard nearly dies from getting shot in the knee

[MrEelky]

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U know what i mean ^^

[leusdapogi01]

i laughed so hard when u shot him then he said in the knee xDDD

[Apostle720]

the 1 person on youtube that gets it right it is arrow in the knee not arrow to the knee if your going to make the joke do it correctly

[bestnameever13]

I used to be an adventurer like you.

[ElectTheDesert]

I used to laugh at those, then I took a vagina to the penis. Then I got back in Skyrim with my girlfriend.

[ninja59wrestler]

I used to laugh at arrow to the knee jokes then ..... I turned 4

[MRcalibrecincuenta]

@ninja59wrestler I used to laugh at arrow to the knee jokes too, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[WelcomeToTheGunShow2]

*Dovahkiin becomes a Guard*

"I use to be a Guard like you, but then you shot me in the knee"

[FatEats]

they should get kneecaps er' something.

[EthanFTW11]

>>-----K--N--E--E------>

[iamcooldude1248]

guard:fear not. come dragon or giant, we'll be ready. (gets shot by arrow). i used to be adventurer like you, than i took an arrow in the knee

[MrQueenski]

I have tried to watch like 8 different versions but my computer always frezzes' right before he says it. My computer probably took an arrow to the knee

[korangedragon]

Used to be troll then I made arrow jokes

[Matt6359]

--------------------(knee)

[llogout]

i used to think this joke wasnt real, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[ThePandJ]

i used to be an arrow, but then i took an adventurer in the knee

[fireglory23]

I used to get arrows to the knee...but then I heard about kneepads!

[Patcheresu]

I used to think this joke was funny, but then Dovahkiin ATE. MY. LIMBS.

[chedderiscool]

@Patcheresu i love that vid!!

[Patcheresu]

@chedderiscool And I hate this joke.

[roddywhite84]

@MrSemipro321 no u just took a penis to the ass my freind.

[182akatsuki]

@MrSemipro321 yeah, we all believe you. (no we don't)

[THEsometimesLEGEND]

You didn't get laid kid..

[MrSemipro321]

i used to make these arrow to the knee jokes... then i got laid

[Kiryu2011]

I used to be a guard, then I took an arrow in the knee...

[Jzigzags]

@Kiryu2011 you mean you used to be cool (or at least average) then you made this joke and are a nerdy troll

[Boozle061083]

It's all fun and games until someone takes an arrow to the knee

[ValorODST]

»»───(FAIL)───►

[bellaboop27]

»»-----(knee)---->

[Paulnavarrotv]

i used to make arrow in the knee jokes but sadly i took a arrow to the knee

»»───(Knee)───►

[thedecider691]

If you love Skyrim, FIFA or COD please check out my channel

[DonWoschto]

@thedecider691 Uhmm, no?!

[Artabed]

I used to be a City Guard like you. Then I shot a bunch of adventurers in the knee.

[PrinceZizo]

*must study*

*opens book*

*opens facebook to ask for material*

*an arrow to the knee video shows up*

..end up here going in circles,anyone knows another phrase to youtube?

[gamefreak1000000]

LOL how the hell did that arrow do soo much damage?

[Bluecho4]

@gamefreak1000000 You ever take an arrow to the knee? Not very pleasent. I'm surprised the guy wasn't rolling on the ground and screaming his head off.

[gamefreak1000000]

@Bluecho4 I meant gameplay-wise lol. I shoot guys in the head with my bow and arrow and I only do around 40% damage.

[imLphizzle]

@gamefreak1000000 he hacked his archery to 100 using console commands. he's on the computer.

[coolmastercommander]

I used to be a guy that liked skyrim then it got ruined by trolls

[coolmastercommander]

@coolmastercommander I still like skrim its just not the same with the same freaking joke every where on youtube

[lilmissbitty]

In Soviet Russia

knee go through arrow!

[hi13255]

@lilmissbitty also car drives you,you rape rapist and you kill killer iv benn there 7 times i would know well maby not the car but still

[Aaroncroy252016]

»»───(knee)───►

[MrThunderGodThor]

@Aaroncroy252016 fuck you AND YOUR STUPID ARROR IN THE KNEE JOKE IM GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ARROW AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR STUPID ASS THAT YOUR MOM WHOS A FUCKING WHORE BORN YOU

[Aaroncroy252016]

@MrThunderGodThor If you don't like the joke than why are you YouTubeing Skyrim - Arrow In The Knee?

[Aaroncroy252016]

@MrThunderGodThor BTW, you spelt arrow wrong AND it's who gave birth to me not "BORN YOU".

[LieslWasUnavailable]

@harleqeum

Or...

I used to be a knee like you, but then I took an arrow to the adventurer.

[faisalswave]

Arrows take Chuck Norris to the knee.

[65awesomedude]

i used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then i took a knee to the arrow XD

[redbasher636]

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I met my wife.

I do believe that is the ultimate arrow in the knee reference.

[wikthis]

@redbasher636 UPVOTE THIS MAN NOW

[TheDeepWounds]

Are you guys retarded or deaf? It says arrow IN THE knee. Read/listen.

[Blisterdarts]

@TheDeepWounds tell me about its so annoying ITS AN ARROW IN THE KNEE

[97simon]

i used to make arrow to the knee jokes... then i took a mace to the face

[cheezkid]

I used to take arrows to the knee, then I realized how FUCKING ANNOYING IT IS SEEING THE SAME GOD DAMN COMMENT ON EVERY SINGLE YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[zachrhd1]

aah perfect timing

[therealmaxilist]

i guess he was adventurer until you shot him in the knee, so thats why he said that...

[sasuke2277]

HAHAHA

[Alexv147]

One Billion Thumbs Up

[U4MADD]

I use to be a knee like you, but then I took an adventurer to the arrow.

[h9g9a]

The ironic thing is that the first time I died in skyrim, I was killed by an arrow that hit me in the knee! XD

[BrAdAmxx]

@h9g9a I think that's the same for everyone.

[joedogHP]

@h9g9a So I guess your a guard now?

[SuperAwesomeDrago]

@h9g9a so are you a guard now?

[h9g9a]

@SuperAwesomeDrago no i am a badass that has grown a resistance to knee arrows

[buzzboy199]

@h9g9a The first time I died was when I killed a child and a bunch of guards attacked me :D

[lemoure]

@h9g9a its ok, you can still get a job as a guard!

[h9g9a]

@lemoure a gaurd with daedric armor and totally badass weapons that jsut goes of exploring and eventually quits his guard job because he isnt even doing it.

[h9g9a]

@lemoure sorry i meant guard

[Shikamaru524]

What's the texture pack?

[llanark]

I.....fuck you all

[kkae99]

I used to bend down for money, but then i took a boot in the ass.

[Fatfatty456]

So many arrows, so few knees.

[AmeliorateLife]

VERY WELL TIMED :D

[The93Canuck]

If you're having arrow problems I feel bad for you son

I've dodged 99 of em but my knee took one

[FPSfan98]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then i took a vagina to the penis.

[MRGOODYS]

>>----(KNEE)---->

[blackbladiz]

lol so many funny arrow to the knee jokes....

[SarahSyntheticTM]

I used to make "Arrow in the Knee" jokes... then I took a "FUS RO DAH" to the face.

[zhaafunfh]

I took an arrow in the knee once, but then i ate some oranges and it was k.

[mz1811]

i used to not have a life, then I took a Skyrim in the ps3