Ray Comfort's Intro, sumerized, debunked and more... Part 1

[paramattic70]

Why o why do creationists always B-line it to "Well Hitler was an Atheist and killed a trillion people cuz he was a murderous atheist" read Mein Kampf. I usually don't jump into the pit to wrestle the filthy pigs, but, Learn the fucking definition of Atheism. Again, read a dictionary. Creationists are morally and mentally retarded with no common sense or reason. They have no ability to think independently or intelligently.

[electorg]

side note, he said dodo :)

[HatemailMagnet]

Holy shit, it's Stephen Hawking!

[queenastilon]

Thanks for this, q; nicely done.

[Ravloma]

He/she/it should thank God that the believers in atheist dogma ™ like Hitler are in such an extreme miniscule minority all over the world, otherwise he'd already be "worm chow," just like atheist Carl Sagan.

Because free-thinking Theists are in the majority, he/she/it has the opportunity to squeak and stammer like a diseased lemur. Oh, did I say "like???' Actually, he/she/it IS a diseased lemur!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

[queenastilon]

@Ravloma You're the guy who puts that pathetic little TM next to the phrase "atheist dogma"! That's just hilarious. I told some people about that but couldn't remember your name - they didn't believe me, of course. You're just too funny!

I'm curious to know what you think this dogma is. The only thing connecting atheists is we reject due to lack of evidence all claims of the existence of a god or gods.

[queenastilon]

@Ravloma "believers in atheist dogma ™ like Hitler" Dear me, no!

Hitler was a christian creationist. He said macro evolution was impossible and the idea was an affront to the Lord, & banned & burned Darwin's works. "the opportunity to squeak and stammer like a diseased lemur. Oh, did I say "like???' Actually, he/she/it IS a diseased lemur!!! ROFLMFAO!!" Jesus, I mean Hitler would be SO proud of you. Luckily it's bible-literalist fascists who are really the tiny crackpot minority in the West.

[Ravloma]

The mentally deficient and feeble-minded, like this sad little retard, are easily duped by atheist dogma ™ .

If "survival of the fittest" were true, then such sickly, retarded creatures would not even be alive to ugly up my screen. This pasty, worm-ridden little cretin is proof positive that evolution THEORY ™ is nothing but a load of crap.

[pbrskater26]

@Ravloma

You are an asshole, you are actually a dumb ass this kid is ten times smarter then you!

[Ravloma]

The unfortunate creature in this silly video may or may not believe in God, but it's clear that God doesn't believe in he/she/it.

Sad little retard, swallowing irrational, illogical atheist dogma™ without any evidence, hook, line, and stinker. How very sad.

[FlandreScarletTepes]

@Ravloma I'd expect such petty disdain from someone who worships a god who once demanded his followers to murder infants as they slept simply because they were birthed by people who did not follow him.

[Purushadasa]

Hitler was a liar.

If you deny this fact, you are also a liar, and a sick hero-worshiper of Hitler, the foremost believer in atheist dogma of recent times.

[Carpathia25]

"Hitler was a liar."

He said he hated jews. Was he lying? He must be one of the biggest lovers of jews ever! Because he said he hated them and was a liar.

"The foremost believer in atheist dogma of recent times. "

Hitler persecuted atheists and railed against them at every turn. Even in his private conversations. So what the FUCK are you talking about?

[Ilamarea]

Ever read 'Main Kampf"?

Hitler was a christian.

It is ironic for you too call someone a liar, only becouse what he devotedly beliefed in, was wrong.

Get it?

[Purushadasa]

Hitler hated all Jews, especially Jesus.

Would Jesus have approved of Hitler's well-known campaign to exterminate all Jews and all Catholics? Certainly not! Jesus WAS a Jew, and also a pacifist!

If the atheist posits that Hitler was honest in his statements, then the atheist acknowledges his sick hero-worship of Hitler.

The Theists understand that Hitler was a liar, a believer in atheist dogma, and a mass-murderer of Theists.

Only an atheist fool would quote Hitler's lies as if reliable.

[whovian9898]

@Purushadasa

"Hitler hated all Jews, especially Jesus."

Hitler thought Jesus was an Aryan. And that the jews corrupted his teachings.

"If the atheist posits that Hitler was honest in his statements, then the atheist acknowledges his sick hero-worship of Hitler."

Hitler said he hated jews in his public statements, was he lying? or telling the truth? And what kind of idiot would believe that taking Hitlers statement about his beliefs at face value would involve "hero worship " of Hitler?

[Carpathia25]

@Purushadasa

Hitler hated all Jews, especially Jesus.

Hitler loved jesus. He also portrayed jesus as a fighter against the "jewish poison and thought he was an Aryan .

"If the atheist posits that Hitler was honest in his statements, then the atheist acknowledges his sick hero-worship of Hitler."

What a fucking stupid statement . Hitler said he hated jews so anybody who believes him is guilty of "hero worship"

[Ravloma]

Atheist dogma is for the mentally feeble and deficient, like this sad little specimen.

If "survival of the fittest" were a true hypothesis, such sickly, retarded individuals would not even be alive to ugly up my computer screen. This pasty little cretin is proof positive that evolution THEORY is nothing but a load of bullshit!

[Ravloma]

"It" should be thankful that the believers in atheist dogma like Hitler are in such an extreme minority all over the world, otherwise he'd already be "worm chow," just like Carl Sagan.

As it is, he has the opportunity to squeak and stammer like a retarded jackass. Oh, did I say "like???' Actually, it IS a retarded jackass!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

[Carpathia25]

@Ravloma

"It" should be thankful that the believers in atheist dogma like Hitler are in such an extreme minority all over the world,

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord."- Adolf hitler

Doesn't sound like an atheist. Sound more like... you. I bet Hitler ranted and raved about "retards" as well!

[Purushadasa]

Hitler loved Darwin's nonsense, and he based his eugenics program on it directly. Thus Hitler is one of the main "heroes" of atheism.

The number one tenet of official atheist dogma is to lie at every opportunity, and Hitler was clearly a liar. Only a fool puts his faith in the words of a liar like Hitler, as you do, above.

CONCLUSION: Hitler was a believer in atheist dogma, a hater of Theists (Jews and Catholics), and a ruthless killer and liar.

[Ilamarea]

No, Hitler is your hero and god. You praise him in your altar, and lie as he commanded you, at every opportunity.

CONCLUSION: You are stupid.

[Ravloma]

The unfortunate individual in this video may or may not believe in God, but it is abundantly clear that God does not believe in him.

Sad, sad little retard, swallowing irrational and unscientific atheist dogma hook, line, and sinker.

What a dirty shame -- what a wasted life.

[Ravloma]

Your personal belief system involves people going to "heaven," and you assume that going to your so-called "heaven" is my goal, but you have no rational basis to make that assumption.

[AtheosZero]

LOL!!!!

::high five::

[Leathal752]

Dont you feel bad about making incredibly stupid people look even more stupid? LOL.

[nishbrown]

Thanx 4 taking the time to suffer through the reading of the "forward"!

Awesome job!!

[TishaUSA]

Great video and intro 5/5 =D

[boonw]

you know what we need to do? We need to give out free bibles in churches, but we need to get richard dawkins and thunderf00t to write a 50-60 page introduction trying to explain how bullshit it is.

[mbturner625]

do you really think that would be productive?

[Prodigyexam12]

What Ray Comfort and his ass buddy doesn't understand is that even if evolutionary theory was the cause of the genocide of an entire fucking planet, that STILL does not make it false.

In order to prove evolution false, you need to address the evidence presented for it, and then debunk it. But hey, that's to much to ask from idiots.

[Varistra]

You read the whole introduction? Wow I don't think I made it though half of it before wanting to pull my hair out. Much respect!! Oh and I love the intro :)

[smashbeans]

creationism and "intellegent" design = lies and ignorance.christianty = slavery

[turtledk73]

Great video - and I just love your new dragon-intro :-)

[CovenantTheologian]

Gosh this should be the least of your worries considering the huge evolution iceberg you have to meltdown and explain, to be proved correct,

[CovenantTheologian]

Why dont you debate Ray? He would love to.

About 2:45 you go down in flames.

Where did the information to produce these things come from?

No transitional fossils - there should be obvious transitional fossils and loads of them because of the large amount of different species.

Chicken- Egg fallacy is not a fallacy because it is talking about your transitional species trust me the slight changes should be shown in your fossil record. Not to mention proof of incomplete biological systems

[Inkubus77gr]

"No transitional fossils"

How about the fact that you are the transitional form linking your parents with your children?

How about the fact that there are countless transitional colors between yellow -> green -> blue?

How many in-between colors are needed to prove that adding blue to yellow gives green?

(there is a video about this).

The fossil record is full of transitional forms and their number is constantly increases.

[RickysaurusNY]

You, like Ray Comfort are so ignorant and proud to be ignorant that it is irritating. There are so many transitional fossils that scientists are having a difficult time indexing and categorizing them. Stop trying to debate that which you don't know about and do some damn research.

[intelligentfalling]

Ray Comfort is a twit.

[redlion7277]

Love the intro

[BespokeGroupUK]

Absolutely brilliant and yes the intro was cool :) the youtube community must be proud to have you.

[Hereticbooks]

Awesome as always, Q!

[takotheoktopus]

3:42

To quote Ricky Barnes comment on NewScientist site, "As I've pointed out in some evolution vs. creationism debates on the subject of "transitional forms", when one discards the unsupportable notion that any form - living or dead - is somehow "finished" or "perfect" or "immutable", one then has to conclude that EVERY form is a transitional form."

[OnTheFritz602]

Amazing for a 16 year old young man.

Compared to you Q, Ray is like a pre-schooler.

[dannypantsgm]

Nice intro!!!

[gatorboymike]

What Ray Comfort did would be like if you added 50 pages onto the beginning of "Romeo and Juliet" talking about how "Twilight" was a far better book.

[TheOmniNerd]

I seriously question the fact that any acredited post secondary institution would willingly take those books, mind you it's nothing that can't be fixed with a steady hand and a hobby knife. If they handed those books out when I was in college, I would have just cut out the introduction or actually PAYED for a genuine copy of the book from the campus bookstore.

Great vid - 5 Stars.

[Black0Luigi]

Grear vid as always.

Love the new intro. Verry retro gaming.

[seanThree16]

Sweet intro, it reminds me of the intro to the NES game "Swords and Serpents". Brings me back to the early 90's.

Great video, sometimes I wonder if the Banana Man really believes that young Earth garbage or if he is just trying to sell books...

[KiaOra53]

5 * for the intro and another 5 for the content.

[peaceplease83]

I THINK ray and kirk are both gay, and after that shameful video demostrating proof of god by a banana, I would bet a dozen cookies that ray and kirk shoved that banana up each others shit caves!

[laurariddle292]

Me love the new intro. Dragons for the win!

Can't wait for more, man.

[labrat882]

Thanks for reading it so none of us less brave people have to! May the FSM bless you.

[1Weemaryanne]

Love OV's intro, very cool.

[DrewsAnimation]

thanks for reading that crap, so the rest of us didnt have to suffer.

[TheKingOfFresno]

3:11, doo-doo, lol

[ginmortal1]

Brilliant job Q!!

[TheScienceFoundation]

You accidentally the whole intro?

[CornwallisOmni]

the ENTIRE THING!!???! Do you have a purple heart yet?

[Rettequetette]

Wow, I like the intro/outro...

And thank you for reading Comfort's crap for us :-*

[philthy122]

Nice new intro.

Its a shame the Ray Cumfart is a fellow kiwi, but on the bright side when he left new zealand the national average IQ jumped up noticeably

On the - which came first the chicken or the egg. I would have to say the egg, a dinosaur one, which over eons evolved into the chicken, and more recently (geologically speaking) into popcorn chicken.

[1n354a]

I do like how chicken evolved into the popcorn size - - much easier to dip into the various sauces.

[garrettducat]

God created popcorn chicken on the fourth day. It just got omitted from the Bible because SOME FUCKING IDIOT thought the book was too long.

[1n354a]

and there was a legal question of patent ownership that had to be smoothed out...god's legal team wasn't as prepared as they should have been so the US courts required that any reference to the popcorn chicken be removed from the Bible.

[missmahnee]

fallacy of the chicken/egg -- love it q! borrowing that one if you don't mind.

[n3rdm4n]

I'm skeptic of anyone going through 50 pages of the intellectual detritus that Ray Comfort can spew, LOL. Good job in bearing with it and squashing it like the bug it is.

[BathTubNZ]

Ray knows all this, all this stuff has been discussed and debunked on his blog on a daily basis.

But that just highlights his dishonesty because he knows his arguments are BS.

[Ripley747]

So wait. What did come first from a creationist's point of view? Did we start off as nothing more than a fully functional brain? Eventually a brain and lung? So, in terms of time, creationists think evo biologists think we have

brain (oldest)>lung>heart>blood vessels>bladder>penis>kidneys>­...>skin>eyes>hair>opposable thumbs (newest).

Wow. I'm left speechless. That is some serious stupid right there.

[lackin124]

Creationists are gonna be running from your Godzilla balls now.

Now I just thought of something, "There is no God, there is only Godzilla"

[Shavemahassbitch]

QDragon is 31337!!!!!!!!

[338dmac]

"No transitional forms"? Nevermind the fact that EVERY fossil EVER found is a transitional form, I guess they mean to say that god was responsible for the fossils? If so, that means he apparently created, exterminated, created again with minor differences, exterminated, etc. over and over again over millions of years with EVERY species until he got what he wanted. Pretty sloppy work for an omnipotent, omniscient being. You'd think he wouldn't keep fucking up and having to redo his own work...

[dangerouslytalented]

I have not seen this video yet, I thought I would comment first.

I expect utter pwndage.

[Nades129]

actually, I think i read it in the scientific american that the chicken did came first

[truvelocity]

It makes sense that the chicken came first, because the DNA code to make it be the familiar chicken came first. If there was a strong enough change in the environment for it not to survive, then there wouldn't be any chickens.

[lordjashis]

but did that first chicken, with the ultimate mutations wich made that chicken to be a chicken, developed its characteristics as an animal being growing inside an egg?

[truvelocity]

It started with the carriers of the genetic code in the sperm and the egg combining. These were subtle changes that took time, unnoticeable changes to the average life span of each successive generation. How this occurs is explained through many ways, which leads to eventual speciation.

[lordjashis]

but the sperm gets inside the egg!! lol

[truvelocity]

lordjashis, where does the DNA come from for all living things? It is not just carried by the sperm. It is carried by both the sperm and the egg and they must meet in order to begin to divide. To get you out of your misery, let me put it simple. Scientists have learned lately, that genes will mutate in one's life time, many times within cells, including the carriers of eggs and sperm with 50% of the genetic code and it will create changes in off spring.

[lordjashis]

Thanks for making it simple for me, but try to keep it nice man... I was joking all the time! Sorry if I pissed you off! Peace!

[TheFlST]

I hope Ray Comfort gets hung by his entrails and paraded through the country.

[myjizzureye]

Come on now, thats waayyy to harsh. The guys a nice guy I believe just deluded. He isnt rude or going around kicking puppies. Just his head messed up a bit. You should feel sorry for him and thank your lucky stars its not you inside that head.

[TheFlST]

Dude, he's soiling the Origin of Species by stapling his 50 pages of dishonest creationist propaganda to the front cover. People like him and Kirk Cameron have no honor. They rely on sneaky, underhanded ways in order to lure unsuspecting people into their idiotic ministries and thus inhibit the progress of humanity. They deserve no mercy, just death.

[338dmac]

Exactly, that's why they claim to have all these renowned scientists who think evolution is a "fairy tale", yet they still have to use an ACTOR to present their, ahem, "points". Death? No, they are only guilty of deliberately spreading misinformation at this point. They definitely deserve to be imprisoned.

[TheFlST]

Maybe you're right. A couple years of non-consensual prison sodomy could do them some good. I wonder how Kent Hovind is holding up, Lol XD

[338dmac]

Good thinking, then maybe Ray Comfort can find out where ELSE that banana fits soooo perfectly :D.

[TheFlST]

Hahaha, that banana video cracks me up every time

[myjizzureye]

Yeah but in essence they do it because they believe they are trying to save peoples souls. So they think ends justify the means. Sigh maybe your right the damage they do is horrible but i was just saying the guy isnt pure evil, just loopy. Have no idea what the solution is but just killing folks cause they loopy aint it.

[TheFlST]

True. The entrails thing may be a bit harsh. Just a bit.

[kelliko70]

Your intro is so sweet!

I would just like to thank you and everyone else who have tackled this issue head on, broken it down so lay people can understand it better, and basically called out the bullshit. Great job!

[DeistPaladin]

I beg to differ that you wouldn't expect Ray Comfort's introduction to "expel waste". I fully expected it to do so.

[myjizzureye]

Alright now that was indeed funny. High five. The Casio king might have a sense of humor after all (^.o)

[ChelseaHysteria]

Oh wow, that intro is the shit! :D

[GuppyPal]

The book analogy is to explain recombination, which is when portions of your pairs of chromosomes are mixed and matched to produce unique chromosomes in gametes. It's taking some genes from chromosomes you got from your dad and some from your mom and combining them into a set of 23 chromosomes. I gotta wonder how any creationists passed hs biology.

[onijester56]

High-school biology is determined by the state and locality of the school...not by a universal required-knowledge.

Meaning a school teaching direct from the Bible can (quasi-)legally graduate students.

Likewise, that is central argument by IDiots: "Darwinists have a theory, we have another theory. Teach the kids equally about both theories."

[verodefacto]

You kick ass!!!And so does the intro!!!

[Opl65]

Great video. Great intro.

[unixhead101]

That's one wicked intro, you have there mate, nice one :)

Good job on debunking Ray's drivel as well. I tried to read all of it but by page 20 my blood pressure was so high, I had to stop. He's such a dishonest piece of crap.

[mtanti87]

I don't get how Ray Comfort feels qualified to discuss science. At all.

[sp00x]

i just felt like screaming from the X number of times he first goes on dismissing science because there are no proof or evidence etc, then in the next paragraph pulls some religious nonsense out of his a55 and presents it with NO evidence. it just HAS to be god!. argh.

[golddigger159]

Nice intro,Q, quite detailed and not too long. Ray and Kirk are idiots and the more they are called out for their bullshit and ridiculed, the better.

[letsrock0303]

Qdragon you are the man!

[Katalyzt]

★★★★★

[brianthemayan]

Balls.

and 5 stars.

[nessik13]

you said Do Do!

[truvelocity]

Comfort compares non living things to living things that change with each successive offspring. So, it is dishonest and like you, maybe he knows he is lying to the public.

[frankiep1222]

could you clarify where he Qdragon lies to the public? i think i missed it in the video

[onijester56]

I think I missed it in all the videos by Qdragon I have watched...

[truvelocity]

No, I was responding to QDragon who appears to think Ray Comfort knows he is lying to the public. Not QDragon!

[PJsCreed]

Q, you definitely got a higher bullshit tolerance than I do. I made it only two pages before blood started coming out of my ears.

[Jimb0can]

Great intro and good ownage fo the intro and some good user recommendations as well.

[bwery]

Keep up the good work, qdragon :)

Looking forward to the other parts with, eh, not exactly entusiasm giving the subject of ray comfort, but I'm interested in what this intro actually is putting forward as "facts".

[FredricF]

I think the questions Ray ask are very interesting. His problem is that he assume that there is no answer. A healthy mind would be curious.

I have a question that should be in the introduction to the bible :

Where does God go to get a haircut? (we are, after all made in his image so he must resemble us and have hair).

[JBSauce]

I agree. They are good questions. The problem is, he isn't interested enough in finding the answer to look at what research has been done in those areas. And even if he did look, he wouldn't accept it.

[golddigger159]

To fredricF...

'we are, after all made in his image.....'

The fundies get around this by saying 'No, we are made to an image god liked, not actually in his image.'

They have an answer for everything, and if they don't, they make one up.

[zapo147]

Lol I can't believe you read it, such a trooper. I would vomit instantly if I had to read it.

[xmacd]

Thanks again Qdragon, your greatness, for exposing Ray's ignorance ... AGAIN! You think he'd learn to do his research in order to be less targeted, but then if he did any real research he'd realise his arguments don't have any legs. That's probably why he does what he does.

[coolintruddle]

Of course Raymondo takes things too literally!He's a literalist!You could look at the clouds and say to him ''looks like rain'' and he would say ''no,they're clouds!''

[kirke420]

Thank you! Saves lazy people like me the trouble of reading it... until I get a physical copy, that is... :)

[justis26]

IF the Bible did all of those things (reproduce it self, consume resources, expell waste, and other processes of biological organisms) I just might place a bit more weight on the contents inside. That is, at least, until it took a shit on my run. Then I'd kick it out the back door. BAD BIBLE!

[funsizedchoco]

I thought I was going to go insane after the first couple of paragraphs lol

awesome work there qdragon

[1stCainite]

hehe, you said do-do.

[/infantile]

[Bueller007]

HOLY SHIT. I AM NOT A BOOK!!!!5^0

[REBMike1]

Q-dragon with the use of your big balls crush, Ray Cumfart and his stupid introduction.

[prowled]

i liked the new intro.... qudoes :)

[benolly22]

So it`s just the same old young earth bullshit then...Slightly rehashed but still nonetheless bullshit.

[105km]

I liked what theamazingatheist sayed abiut this. Puting a 50 page preview by Ray Comfort is like polishing a peace of gold with a dog turd! Keep up the good work qdragon!

[wmd1]

Love the new intro

[afBeaver]

damn right! quote miners like ray will grab and twist any analogy he can find.

[SpiritKeeper]

awesome new intro

[1metallica1]

keep up the good work my friend. i can't stand ray comfort,half the time when i try to post something on rays blog,he won't allow it,ray can't stand to be proven wrong.

[dewonthegrass]

Exceptionally well informed review of their "introduction" to "The Origin of Species"! It is full of falacies.

My favourite part was Tiktaalik. I have read a book about it.

[EnervatedSociety]

Nachos Q.