Blizzard: There is no cow level!

[MrTuDee69]

yeeee FOR THE HORDE!!!

[wallhackergotdammit]

A tauren went in to Caverns of Time it seems : /

[777Monser777]

Мумитроли какието ЗАТО РУБЯТ ВСЕХ В КАПУСТУ!!!

Вид не очень сила наверняка большая знать бы в какой части игры они выйдут=)

[Deathofthered]

You cant milk those!



[HouseDweller]

Cow level is a lie ! ( no its not :D )

[Itscheho]

are those some nerfed marines ?

[ericisback76]

this is what happens when cows got the mad cow disease

[1RedEclipse]

Alright, gonna turtle up! *5 taurens run up* oh crap...........GG T_T

[ilikechickenXDmore]

*pew pew pew* *moo* *pew pew pew*

[CapitalistPanda]

FAKE, I saw 2 rines. They would kill everything in 2 seconds, if this was reall..... -.-

[HouseDweller]

@CapitalistPanda This is real this guy just took Blizzard video exactly edited a bit then reupd! This was an April Fools Joke from Blizzard prior to Sc2 hit the shelves .

[MikaelRinghald]

bad micro marines

[jayySC2]

This unit would make me play Terran.

[lichmaster2]

40 guy are stacks

[ThePeter0985]

These need to be in the game. Period.

[SanghelliDoctor8]

@ThePeter0985

They are. In an easter egg of course. Look by the port-a-johns in the first hold out mission of campaign. A tauren marine will run into the latrine as you approach.

[vapoo99]

lol



[EorlbrotherII]

Terra is clearly op



[ahha6304]

it's not Back to the Future

it's "BEEF TO THE FUTURE"

[ruystarcraft]

jaja they are like mini thors but fasters

[VanFahnel]

pretty nice

[dogerman11]

badass

[WarBobz]

It's just a marine with stim.

[totyfrotydude]

cowmooooonetor

[ThePrayingMantis08]

Thumbs up if this never loads.

[larich01]

those are the secret cows for diablo 3~

[sonya2100]

cow shock team

[rdsc777]

cows are law !!!!!!!!

[TehHotRoD]

"Don't have a cow man !" - Tauren Marines as they blast your base into last year.

[fr3nchy226]

"Horses have horse shoes? I thought they had hooves, Gah, I thought they were hoof wearers.."

[scarecrow4002]

tauren? anyone?

[recbnicholia]

this seems legitament

[MrDarkness865]

Warcraft 3 /// starcraft 2 mod xD

[WillpowerXG]

I would much rather have Tauren marines as opposed to marines. Even if it meant doubling the cost. :D

[ssjover9000Brolunks]

See, the real april fools joke was that they told us it was an april fools joke, but then added it to the game after all.

[BouncerMcDayGreen]

sooo overpowered,,,its obciously that Blizzard cut that one from the game lol....or it should make those ones UltraMarines and make them slighty better in damage and armor...but not like this:))

[SchnitzelCat]

that OP Cow...

[TheChowder09]

ummm the true factor is id like to play the shit out of these guys!!

[mikix15]

they are too underpowered

[H3c70rit0]

This is what happens when Chuck Norris makes his own character.

[KingDrizzt17815]

the Tauren Marine: Tier 1 unit costs 5 minerals and 0 vespene gas, build time 1 second, movement speed 7, attack speed 5, abilities: stimpack, nuclear launch, chain lightning, and reincarnation. attack damage 100.

[x0TehGameStation0x]

@KingDrizzt17815 attack speed 5 means they would have 20 dps. if you mean 5 attacks per second, thats attack speed 0.2

[KingDrizzt17815]

@x0TehGameStation0x well shit... good to know thanks =D

[x0TehGameStation0x]

@x0TehGameStation0x yeah, the attack speed is how long between each attack :P

though if marines attacked 0.86 times every second they would be much more balanced (this coming from a terran player)

[GattoFresco]

just goes to show you that even blizzard likes warcraft better hahha

[crazygeek4296]

zOMG TERRAN OP

NOW BLIZZ ADDD COW TERRAN AND TEHY ARE TEH OP AZ WELL

HALP I HATE THIS GAME THOUGH I STILL PLAY IT AND COMPLAIN

[JasonStogia]

They are OP..

[MrNebera]

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[thermie]

for in the grim future of cowmanity,there is only war

[DaMnUFo0]

Actually, there IS a cow level.

:)

[TheGreatRukh02]

Cows with guns - in the future.

[xXxXxEulexXxXx]

DAMN I HATE STEROTYPES...Not every cow smokes -.-

[Armalizilto]

IT'S THE RUNNING OF THE BULLS!

[ebilly99]

So the evolution of the cows. In Diablo they are the supreme evil under the cow king, then they head away from man and become the Taurens in warcraft, Finally discovering space travel they leave and fight the zerg. OMG the cows are the comon theme in blizzard.

[Lar0sa1]

i thought this was a SotIS video....

[Unsterbliche1Konig]

no wait i mean warcraft 40k.

[Unsterbliche1Konig]

oh man space tauren! this plus space orks like in the editor for warcraft 3 would make a badass new army! or a new game alltogether... warhammer 40k... anyone? haha

[GoombaDaddy]

@Unsterbliche1Konig lol this already looks like some retarded thing out of warhammer 40k. oh wait, they'd need chainsaws :D

[Unsterbliche1Konig]

@GoombaDaddy haha! But thatd make gears of war retarded and thats blasphemy dude lmao

[lesztat18]

i want some terran versus the burning hells!

[riotgage]

I don't see any driiefernce from regular mmm.............

[debberdep]

@Skpuzzle Dude, that was just so horrible spelling.

[hammer226800]

pretty balanced

[ian16031]

that needs to be nerfed

[MrGamalier]

aaaah a new cyberdemon

[doctorwho30]

damn nature u scary

[doxvr]

@doctorwho30 wow did u come up with that all by urself?

[doctorwho30]

@doxvr no

[cancan460]

the fourth race... cows. chickens as workers, pigs as marauders, taurens as marines!

[royxd101]

HOLY COW!!!!!!

[huz101]

dam those cows kick ass

[KoolCheetos]

dude......you got your ass kicked by sluty cow

[zintex8]

En Tauren Tassadar!

[theflyingfishmonger]

Terrans are not OP people! Tauren are.

[Firepoint358]

Give a Mouse a cookie and he'll want some milk.

Give a Tauren a gun and he'll kick some fucking ass. Lmao.

[AloeVera397]

overpowered much?

[hypergap]

The red base: gone in 60 seconds!

[DeaceTheGhostTight]

en taro tassadar

[choaskingdivine]

Lol, you need kerrigan leg + Tp scroll + Imbue cube to get it at your base =]!

[Daily0Dabble]

Farmed and ready...

[AdathorRules]

This reminds me of that Crabby April fools Dungeon Helper.

[dakiller1508]

actually if you use the map editor you can create a tauren marine to use in the level your making XD

[juanitopereztoronja]

soo terrans allied with the horde?

[Lordsteven125]

@juanitopereztoronja damn straight

[fuckyeah009]

@juanitopereztoronja no they allied with the cows from the secret cow level in diablo2

[Fusion42o]

if 5 marines only did that damage for me

[Zardikar94]

Only one person can beat them all and that is CHUNK NORRIS :)

[JustDeifyme]

Wow, very much blood :D

[fredcrs]

go go go

[aimrobot]

I had a stim marine nightmare like this.

[gameman64141]

CAn we get that unit in HoTS?

[UnSnapable]

that's what you get when Tauren Chieftain f*cks Kerrigan :D

[some1iknow1]

thumbs up if you think cows should be the 4th race!

[Kreystas]

@some1iknow1 I always complained that the cows didn't get enough credit. lol.

[bahamasfrafroland]

@some1iknow1

and sheeps

[Hemerawr]

@some1iknow1 This is why we have taurens.

[armorhide406]

@some1iknow1 holy cows or minotaurs?

[spongah]

this aint no bull! I need some help!

[pphhiilllliippman]

i wonder of his shit stincks

[MidnightWonko]

Damn, that may have been a prank, but those guys are crazy strong!

[TheVelveteenRose]

what levels is he in

[Munken13]

@TheVelveteenRose He's in the third level, "zero hour" between the two zerg bases in the top.

[baseballfreak5555]

ok now haters might have a argument for terran op

[Latowl]

@baseballfreak5555 Yeh terran so OP

[SkPuzzle]

The Criminals , used for marines , are gone... and now the terrans nedd footsoldiers....AND THEY NEED A HOLY COWS... WARP TO CORDINATES...AZEROTH

[FUCKTHAPOLIZE]

@SkPuzzle rofl.xD

[stoadame0530]

Moooove out!

For the Hor... I mean Go go go!

[bertvanbertenernie]

ZERG ON MY LEFT FLANK!

[thegreatninjaman]

damn told you Tauren-Hunters were imba

[Lkevin52]

Thre is a cow level!!! Don't stop to click on the battle.ent logo on the menu :D

[nekrus2]

it is still in starcraft 2 mission 3

it flyies away in toi toi toilet

tho you can find it in editor map

[KeoZ38]

Terran imba

[Defloyer]

@KeoZ38 No Terran imba, but Tauren imba :))

[Blorf666]

I thought it was the marauder gameplay with that drop and building snipe ^_^

[brizihe]

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooove out! are you gonna give me utters?

[FrankDodd]

I can see how people got caught out by this, that is a helluva lot of work for an April Fool a fully modelled, fully textured, fully rigged and animated game character. Well done to the team that did it. I suspect they might have created it for fun then came up with the April Fool later.

[Captain312]

Because terran wasn't op enough

[TheReturnOfJames]

I summon the cow level portal with Oxycontin. :P

[MillerMachinima]

tychus when he drinks a redbull

[starkite123]

It's a pug that can work together :O

[DecoyEmployee]

Lol this skin should go into a AOS map. (aka Dota)

[Kerenskyz15]

@DecoyEmployee

its not a "skin, " its an actual unit

[WhatTheFOKK]

Hahaha I remember watching this little clip on the blizz website, seeing tauren marines and when I saw the dmg they dealt I was like WTF.. Ofc I felt kinda stupid when I found out it was only a april fools lol

[Bellybeard]

What music are you using for this clip?

[dapapeyu1]

Basically...Bulls on steroids = Tauren Marines

[Samariyu]

I've found the cow level.

[DarthHawthorne]

OP

[tzutzescu]

badass cows right there!

[deadmonkey886]

Anyone else find it weird this was in 2008?

[AzureHoBo]

@deadmonkey886 Well SC2 did get pushed back a lot. Lol I still have my pre-order receipt for SC Ghost on Gamecube

[psionicStarcraft]

The Tauren Marine is in the Mission Zero Hour, Destory the Zerg base at top left/north and you see the marine go in an outhouse. Click the outhouse like 3 times and he flies to space.

[ScaryFrog]

tauren in starcraft ftw :D

[n00bszpro]

woah they do heaps of damage

[ctuagent247]

moo

[Literalz]

i wouldnt mind if that was actually in the game as a trainable unit. i do like tauren

[anarchoiskunk]

the blizzard "cow level" joke came about due to the clickable cow corpses in the original diablo, it was rumored that if you were to click on the cow enough times, you would enter into a secret "Cow Level". Blizzard responded by creating the "There Is No Cow Level" cheat in Starcraft, and eventually by creating a "Secret Cow Level" in Diablo 2.

>.<

[pwnerofworlds2012]

@anarchoiskunk HOLY SHIT you did your homework. Wow reminiscing is at its finest right now with me thanks.

[grifball94]

@anarchoiskunk Really? Hmmm.. Well I could've sworn Thunder Bluff was the cow level.. ; )

[keyboardfriend]

But there IS a sheep level in Warcraft 3...

[MrFox1231]

Blizzard and cows XD

[COWSgtHavoc]

horde > humans

[angelo14leo]

@COWSgtHavoc

you know he is in the Terran side that are humans right?

[COWSgtHavoc]

@angelo14leo Yes.

[wazaap90]

@angelo14leo He is not on the Terran side they are UPL

[metalbound7]

WoW Taurens should look like this one, Seriously Blizzard should Reskin all playable Races!

[83679]

i guess there is...

[JomandTerry23]

BEAST. Literally

[Blacksight1]

for anyone who wants to know what the cow level is, just google, "The secret cow level" it should be the first result.

[Tony3770]

uh ur supposed to SMOKE a cigar not chew on it also

"You wana piece of ham boy?"

[crozmask]

This is what happens when you bring the Horde to StarCraft, you get rocked.

[bombadola12345]

lol over powered much for a terran unit lol XD

[commandization]

omg I WANT IT

[SexxyCereal]

lol. that character is actually in level 2  of the game. if you decided to go out an kill bases you would've seen it between the top two zerg bases. it goes into a porta-potty that you click 3 times before it flies away and u get a secret

[alern92]

i love how blizzard make links beetween his games, even for joke xD

[nolifechance]

You want a piece of meat boy?

[Katman1245]

@nolifechance LOL

[Bommalomma2]

What's interesting is that they obviously sculpted and animated this unit...why can't we have it?? XD

[vycka1234]

@Bommalomma2 Yes, we can have it. It's in the editor.

[eirikmaudal]

starcraft^^

[CraZyAZNAL3X]

Hacks

[thegreatninjaman]

ok one question, wtf is it with blizzard and cows? seriously. the secret cow level in diablo 2, the tauren marine in sc2, the tauren race. i wouldn't be surprised if theres some sort of cow easter egg in the campain.

[jaizizkool]

@thegreatninjaman on the i think 3rd level on the top of the map if u send a good force up there theres a tauren marine up there hanging out

[jaizizkool]

@thegreatninjaman on the 3rd level i believe when u have to defend till the ship arrives to pick you up up top on the map theres a tauren marine hiding behind the zerg base need a good force to get to him

[Leo832]

@thegreatninjaman

it's just like maxis and their damned llamas...

[CalderaXII]

@Leo832 haha, epic comment :D

[cocomoloko]

thumbs up if you found this guy in story mode :P

[Alexones1]

@cocomolokoi have no units in storymode :((

[joelyboyy84]

@cocomoloko where is he? just a name of the mission or name of place will do...

[saligari666]

@joelyboyy84 zero hour,look for it on youtube

[philipinoexpress]

@cocomoloko where is he?!?

[CrimesonWitcher]

@cocomoloko wait for real!? where the hell was he? I must know now so I can go find him. Please have mercy I must know!

[Daleknosaur]

@CrimesonWitcher its an easter egg on zero hour

[bogitybogityboo26]

@cocomoloko Where do you find him?

[schmitzer7]

@cocomoloko i found it its the 3 mission or something like that

[XA55A55INX]

@cocomoloko where?

[Lordsteven125]

@cocomoloko lol yea it was a funny find

[johnhardy6199]

@Lordsteven125 pls tell me at what lvl?

[Lordsteven125]

@johnhardy6199 final mar seira mission where you half to survive the zerg invation but in order to find him you must slaughter the zerg baces

[fainyance11]

wow terran base got raped...

[Mifonerru]

heellll... yeah...

[HdeadLife]

omfg to bad they didnt keep it to bad i would love these units xD

[TheUberMeister2009]

thatd be an awesome unit