Good god, I will pay whoever makes a fan video of that scene to the tune of Pina Colada. Seriously do it and link me and I will send you my payment... it will be in beads.
back in high school one of the school clubs (I assume it was "books" or something) showed this movie on the cafeteria wall one day, and all during our lunch/spare me and my friends just sat in the back row and made fun of it. and after a while people started coming to watch it with us to laugh along.
The funny thing is we didn't even know Rifftrax or MST3K existed.
OMG! I have forgotten about....... Edward's abusiveness. Be careful girls out there, men like Edward can be dangerous in real life. And moms if your daughter ends up in the hospital with her boyfriend beside her.... it's a nice opportunity to start a serious interrogation and monitoring the relationship. This is NOT healthy.
Ok, so I still have yet to actually SEE the movie Twilight, I've only seen the best of's with Rifftrax....never will I watch it without them....lol. But since I have yet to see it, may I just ask.....WHY the stupid random vampy emo baseball game? Huh? Where the hell did that even come from anyway? Or was it just a part they realized they could add more generic pop music to? lol
@anemicroyaltea69 The vamps play with their super strength and can only play during storms because when they hit the ball it's as loud as a crack of thunder. During the game the bad vamps are introduced and what I guess could be called the "action" begins.
@inlovewithJLT Ahhh, I get it! It's all in the introduction lol. Thanks for clearing that up though, seriously, I never understood it. I'm sure eventually, when it's free to watch Twilight and I download the Rifftrax for it, I will finally be forced to see it myself. lol It's amazing what Mike, Kevin and Bill can make you watch!
@anemicroyaltea69 You think Muse is generic pop music? They did a song for one of the new Twilight movies but their previous music from 1999 to 2010 makes up for it.
@elltell1990 Ahh, ya caught me there...Honestly, I was wrapped up in my bitching. See, I liked Muse way back when too....it's not that I think they're a crappy band, but sadly, like most "new" music, the radio has ruined MANY songs and bands for me. Muse actually has a better sound to it than the others I put in my "generic pop music" category....it was just easier to say it the way I did first, rather than go all in depth with it. lol...See? This movie made a good song seem crappy! lol
@anemicroyaltea69 I know what you mean. Supermassive Black Hole was ruined for me because of this atrocity for a while and of course, them doing a song for Eclipse made me view them as sellouts but then again, Vampire Weekend has a song in this franchise's soundtrack and I still like their music. They're song was only in Twilight because of their band name anyway, not because they make enjoyable and well-produced music.
"Seriously, where are you going? We formed our gang based a mutual concern about where you're going"
fuck! this is absolutely brilliant!
jessisnacorn 1 day ago
"...so your family is confused or stupid"
elpollodelamuerte 1 day ago
"That is one Powerful Boner!"
Love it....
TheMindege 2 days ago
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies!
artc1 5 days ago
dude! guess who just asked me to prom!
the head?!
xDDDDD
TnAsEpicAdventures 6 days ago
Line? LOL!
markzilla6895 1 week ago
What does Bill (I think it's him, I'm not sure) say at 0:54? "Ow, my ???"
mde03 1 week ago
@mde03 "Ow, my Retina detached!"
lastmelonproductions 1 week ago
Bella: "Your eyes were black the last time I saw you.."
RiffTrax:".. Then again I blink 90 times a minute, so.."
MarineReaper 1 week ago
"Line?" Bahaha!
golfergirl365 2 weeks ago
TENTACLE HENTAI?? ahah.
alemonmoonsky 2 weeks ago
Team Guy Who Almost Hit Bella With a Car
TheBelieveit1 2 weeks ago 6
@TheBelieveit1 to bad it was "almost"
itrynottolie 2 weeks ago
@itrynottolie Then again Twilight is full of almosts.
TheBelieveit1 2 weeks ago
@TheBelieveit1 but this is the one 'almost' that could have made the movie so much better..
also, if you watch that scene while also playing that Pina Colada Song, it is actually WAY better, just sayin
itrynottolie 2 weeks ago
My cousins and I are gonna rip this movie a new one when we give it our own riff treatment this summer.
Adamguy2003 2 weeks ago
"Awkward Small Talk: the motion picture"
RocketeerAndRoll 2 weeks ago 2
"We formed our gang based on a mutual concern of where you're going!" I was crying.
MissAliGrace 2 weeks ago 3
This is the ONLY reason why I wanna see the Twilight movies, I wanna see the full version of these guys ripping them apart XD
PerfectKirby 2 weeks ago
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies LMAO
gothmandy6 2 weeks ago
Breasts!
theframe1001 3 weeks ago
Om gommum thirty years
lilmissmetyknight 3 weeks ago
"Quit looking at my moobs."
wheeperson 3 weeks ago
Good god, I will pay whoever makes a fan video of that scene to the tune of Pina Colada. Seriously do it and link me and I will send you my payment... it will be in beads.
NateSean 3 weeks ago
@NateSean .youtubecom/watch?v=7hf8BJVwdnY&feature=fvst#t=00m43s
youtubecom/watch?v=1lAAPQ3iUgE&feature=related
play these at the same time, it makes the scene like 100X better!
(you'll have to add the "." after youtube
itrynottolie 2 weeks ago
"The drama of the moment is somewhat lessened by her listening to 'If You Like Pina Coladas' on her iPod."
Kitiara713 3 weeks ago
"The producers of twilight would like to remind you that breast exist!" lolz......
wuffman45 4 weeks ago
back in high school one of the school clubs (I assume it was "books" or something) showed this movie on the cafeteria wall one day, and all during our lunch/spare me and my friends just sat in the back row and made fun of it. and after a while people started coming to watch it with us to laugh along.
The funny thing is we didn't even know Rifftrax or MST3K existed.
(also, "boinnnnngggg!")
Replicaate 1 month ago
Oh god this rifftrax is awesome, is there anyplace online where I can find the full movie with rifftrax commentary?
halofable574 1 month ago
"That is one powerful boner!" lol i laughed way too long at that
stripeddragonwaffles 1 month ago
"Twilight: Coldly calculated to pander to *your* shrieking demographic!" :-D
MartyMacgyver 1 month ago
"Sit down! Have some plaid!" "Gotta go. Late for my angst class."
123ilovevampires 1 month ago
I think if I got kicked in the back of my head by a random donkey, I could still out act her and with less pausing in my statements.
sneakykatze82 1 month ago
“The camera man is getting chased by a badger.”
MsCassandwich 1 month ago
"That look is from the 'guy you alert the flight attendant about' collection."
Haha!
GoldenFlither15 2 months ago
2:34 - 2:37
Imagine that line spoken by Otto from The Simpsons and it gets even funnier.
TLSoulDude 2 months ago
I could have more interesting conversations with Edward "So have you ever slaughtered a goat?" "Hell yeah, it was awesome"
TheLoverboyz901 2 months ago
Rifftrax: the only way to watch most awful movies.
mineMissHellsing 2 months ago
Hehehe. Can't read the mind of the guy in the foil hat.
Oh, Foaly, your wonderfully dorky invention has paid off after all. *I* recognize your genius.
IhanaDragon 2 months ago 5
I would miss seeing her act that way when I hit her pills XD
Hellooo doin your sister haha
Also I drank a 40 for breakfeast.
Apologies are impossible through the noise proof bed sheet there.
As well as a peripheral character with head trauma WHO CAN WAIT HIS DAMN TURN!!!!!
Aha! I'm Gay lololol
(I have bigger boobs than Jessica!!! That is a fact that I am actually proud of! lololol)
Cat... Cat Sex
Line....Line?....Line?
I heard om gon on 30 years too haha. Charlie needs to enunciate!!!!!
cullenhaleluver 2 months ago
OMG! I have forgotten about....... Edward's abusiveness. Be careful girls out there, men like Edward can be dangerous in real life. And moms if your daughter ends up in the hospital with her boyfriend beside her.... it's a nice opportunity to start a serious interrogation and monitoring the relationship. This is NOT healthy.
ladystonefox 2 months ago 3
"Awkward small talk: The motion picture" I have never heard a statement more accurate for this movie
JaydenessOmgz 2 months ago 27
I only eat eucalyptus leaves. You see, I'm a koala bear.
MsVegetarianzombie 3 months ago
@MsVegetarianzombie I'd believe he was a koala faster than I'd believe he's a vampire. -_-
kyubiiofrage 2 months ago
HEAD! GOOGLE! NOW!!
JesseMcCloud 3 months ago 2
Om gom om 30 years.
OneSwellChick 3 months ago 2
Ok, so I still have yet to actually SEE the movie Twilight, I've only seen the best of's with Rifftrax....never will I watch it without them....lol. But since I have yet to see it, may I just ask.....WHY the stupid random vampy emo baseball game? Huh? Where the hell did that even come from anyway? Or was it just a part they realized they could add more generic pop music to? lol
anemicroyaltea69 4 months ago 25
@anemicroyaltea69 The vamps play with their super strength and can only play during storms because when they hit the ball it's as loud as a crack of thunder. During the game the bad vamps are introduced and what I guess could be called the "action" begins.
inlovewithJLT 3 months ago
@inlovewithJLT Ahhh, I get it! It's all in the introduction lol. Thanks for clearing that up though, seriously, I never understood it. I'm sure eventually, when it's free to watch Twilight and I download the Rifftrax for it, I will finally be forced to see it myself. lol It's amazing what Mike, Kevin and Bill can make you watch!
anemicroyaltea69 3 months ago 3
@anemicroyaltea69 You think Muse is generic pop music? They did a song for one of the new Twilight movies but their previous music from 1999 to 2010 makes up for it.
elltell1990 1 month ago
@elltell1990 Ahh, ya caught me there...Honestly, I was wrapped up in my bitching. See, I liked Muse way back when too....it's not that I think they're a crappy band, but sadly, like most "new" music, the radio has ruined MANY songs and bands for me. Muse actually has a better sound to it than the others I put in my "generic pop music" category....it was just easier to say it the way I did first, rather than go all in depth with it. lol...See? This movie made a good song seem crappy! lol
anemicroyaltea69 1 month ago
@anemicroyaltea69 I know what you mean. Supermassive Black Hole was ruined for me because of this atrocity for a while and of course, them doing a song for Eclipse made me view them as sellouts but then again, Vampire Weekend has a song in this franchise's soundtrack and I still like their music. They're song was only in Twilight because of their band name anyway, not because they make enjoyable and well-produced music.
elltell1990 1 month ago
@anemicroyaltea69 no, its in the book, they have to play baseball during storms becuase its loud for them to play lol
KemicalKarma 1 week ago