they honestly don't think we'd have gotten the joke if we see a wooden cock, garrison with a condom in his mouth, and then we hear him say, "and apply"?
Open the video statistics and you can tell that people are inadvertently watching this video because they think it's actually about how to use a condom.
You know something funny? If Mr Mackey hasn't forgotten to have sexual intercourse, then Kenny would've Aced the whole sex ed class. Because he is the most sexually knowledgeable kid in the classroom. lol
I'm a fucking brazilian so much fucking grateful to Trey Parker
Matt Stone and all their crew. One thing I can assure you there's no way to translate southpark or you know english to laugh a lot or don't waste your time.
There's still some fucking donkey raper shit eaters who doesn't like southpark or even worst prefer family guy or Simpson..
I was watching this episode on netflix and it was funny but it's just freakin nasty when macky and chokesondick do it like I had nightmares. I like mackky mkay chokesondick is my least favorite character. She's not funny and discusting to look at at least garrision always is entertaining.
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I wanna be a kid now! Blowjob parties. I remember when I heard 10-year olds were getting and giving oral sex...what I wouldn't give to be ten again (kidding!).
this episode was feggin sick,me and my brotheirs just made eachotheir throw up with our fingers when we sall Mr.Garasi,,,,um......body,if you can call a sack of bone and shit that always ses M'kay
@FvantomX I know, tv edits have the stupidest rules. Like Sleepy Hollow will show people's heads getting cut off and blood. But when a bug crawls out of the corpse they cut that part out?! So weird.
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This is probebly one of the first south park episodies that I remember watching, I remember the day after I was in 4th grade and some kid at school asked if I saw the episoide, we were laughing about it and he said, "man that was so funny, 'What's a condom?' "
I was like 'ya' thinking, 'what the fuck is a condom?'
the Choksondick / Mackey sex scene has to be the most unappealing sex scene ever broadcast. Really I'm glad they found each other, but geez why do we have to see it? :)
red rocket
nhking4 3 hours ago
they honestly don't think we'd have gotten the joke if we see a wooden cock, garrison with a condom in his mouth, and then we hear him say, "and apply"?
johnnypocketable 2 days ago
Open the video statistics and you can tell that people are inadvertently watching this video because they think it's actually about how to use a condom.
The1CamBo 1 week ago
......
Joeshmoo3 2 weeks ago
i hate south park
cartman86332 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@cartman86332 why is yur user name cartman86332?
OathxUnder 1 week ago 5
@cartman86332 Care to tell us why you hate it?
mcjaggerislegit 1 week ago
17
camy205 3 weeks ago
@camy205 nope just 17
MirathGames 2 weeks ago
Poor dogs.
TwinDragons310 4 weeks ago
there are no blow job parties :(
bgreen97 1 month ago 3
his username is my favorite episode
IMmephiles 1 month ago
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babybop575 1 month ago
You know something funny? If Mr Mackey hasn't forgotten to have sexual intercourse, then Kenny would've Aced the whole sex ed class. Because he is the most sexually knowledgeable kid in the classroom. lol
1993Southparkfan 1 month ago 2
Who is disliking these!?! Is it people who think they're going to watch the full episode? Fucking EEEEJITS!
tottle91 1 month ago 4
i love this show
cartman86332 1 month ago
blowjob parties you say? why have I never heard of that o.O
ChristopherWachtler 1 month ago 2
mmkay ftw
TheNima123 1 month ago
Every commentary, he says "this is one of my favorite episodes"
soloban81 1 month ago
Ms. Choksondick has a horribly hangy pair.
DrsJacksonn 2 months ago
Okay I cannot listen to them talk with the dialogue in the background.
xxESPx 2 months ago
WHICH SEASON AND EPISODE?
pb25812462 2 months ago
@pb25812462 Season: Read.
Episode: The Description.
treebomb 2 months ago 2
@treebomb Hmmm...... or maybe you're a fag?
pb25812462 2 months ago
south park kicks ass
cartman86332 2 months ago
Lord, I did NOT need to see that afterbirth scene D:
brothab2000 3 months ago
@brothab2000 that's right...
deluxeaction 2 months ago
What episode is he talking about?
undrtakr900 3 months ago
@undrtakr900 Proper Condom Use
timppa600 3 months ago
@timppa600 Ah okay well that makes sense, since it is in the title lols
undrtakr900 3 months ago
They now what to do, they are both nerds.
Hijal89 4 months ago
WAIT...im confused. are these the CREATORS of south park!!!
madmanslullaby1 4 months ago 4
@madmanslullaby1 duuuuhhhh lol
GyalisAndino 4 months ago
@GyalisAndino :O....oyu cant see it right now but i am freaking out
madmanslullaby1 4 months ago
@madmanslullaby1 yea
ognimoddd 3 months ago
@madmanslullaby1 yes...
0062771alex 3 months ago
can anybody tell me which song is used to musicalize the choksondik and mackey sex scene?? that's fucking porn music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brianjones79 4 months ago
Why, why? Why did they have to kill off Diane Choksondik?? I love her, HA HA HA!!!
claireris 5 months ago
I'm a fucking brazilian so much fucking grateful to Trey Parker
Matt Stone and all their crew. One thing I can assure you there's no way to translate southpark or you know english to laugh a lot or don't waste your time.
There's still some fucking donkey raper shit eaters who doesn't like southpark or even worst prefer family guy or Simpson..
bucetapussy 5 months ago
@bucetapussy What?
clubpenguinsux1 3 months ago
@bucetapussy the Simpsons is an American Classic. It's amazing and iconic and brilliant. Family Guy is pretty stale imo.
codebabe 3 months ago
JUST WALK AWAY AND WE CAN END ALL THIS ...
dicedchiblets 5 months ago
I love this xD ESPECIALLY JENNIFER LOPEZ. Style and Stendy r awesome (; SCREAM FOR ME BITCH! AAAAA! ;)
immadynamitexx 5 months ago
@immadynamitexx whos with kyle?
ferfer18AG 5 months ago
wats the name of the episode
bionicle74123 5 months ago
@bionicle74123 Proper Condom Use, it's in the title...
Bittergreger 5 months ago
This is without a doubt a top 10 best South Park episode.....Godamn hilarious and genius!
bbutters2 6 months ago
Stan: SCREAM FOR ME, BITCH!
Kyle: AHHHHHHHHHH!
God, that can be taken out of context so badly.
daftrok 6 months ago 2
@daftrok must be a Style shipper
CherryIce1114 6 months ago
I like how they weren't able to have Garrison go down on a wooden cock off-screen.. but The Entity is fine
venusasaboy1991 6 months ago
red rocket
rockstorm96 7 months ago
This is my all time favorite episode!
iShadow93 7 months ago
"You can give your partner the old hot carl....sure"
rikwooldridge 7 months ago 4
It's funny how they watch their own shit and are disgusted at what they have created hahah classic
TheBiddleMan 7 months ago
FUCK CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!
Chaoitcme 8 months ago
I was watching this episode on netflix and it was funny but it's just freakin nasty when macky and chokesondick do it like I had nightmares. I like mackky mkay chokesondick is my least favorite character. She's not funny and discusting to look at at least garrision always is entertaining.
Bwkjam 8 months ago 3
@Bwkjam Thats why they killed her off haha
I still liked it though, I thought it added a nice change
tottle91 6 months ago
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guitarvinity1 9 months ago
this is one of my favorite episodes soo funny!
AlliJaneYo 9 months ago
i love when that kid cries, when mr.garrison puts the condom on the wooden cock, its so funny, best part of the episode
ktlmtb 9 months ago
Butters: "Just walk away. You can put a stop to all this. Just walk away and we will spare your lives. Just walk away. "
KyleCleric 9 months ago 47
@KyleCleric i don't know why but half of south park's jokes seem 10x funnier outside the context of the show lol.
JWStreeter 2 months ago
when i saw this pic i thought to myself that Mr mkay would say " Ima Fuck you mkay"
ChanceReed 10 months ago
Don't milk dogs, kids.
SerasxAlucard 11 months ago
why would someone want that condom applying part cut?
offwithurhead 11 months ago
i was hoping for miss chokeondick to actually choke on the dick
rawdenashitey 11 months ago 6
@rawdenashitey She does doesnt she? In the episode where she dies they find sperm in her stomach from mr macky.
MASTERZERO92 9 months ago
...Put it in your mouth... and apply! *5-year-old kid* WAAAAAHHHHH!!!
ShortFingeredShreder 1 year ago 30
shutup dude
nikolasmaes99 1 year ago
at first i thought it was milk that came out of the dog then i realized it was cum....
Hsmgirl97 1 year ago 5
They never seem to have ANY ideas for their shows...
Udany147 1 year ago
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georgeingham08 1 year ago
@georgeingham08 fuck you!
TheVukadin 1 year ago
@TheVukadin dude.not funny
cars812 6 months ago
@georgeingham08 why the hell would you post that
0mnidimenti0nalC0bra 1 year ago 4
@georgeingham08 so?...
offwithurhead 11 months ago
@georgeingham08 good job
cars812 6 months ago
Watching 8 year old boys jack off a dog is one sick fucking fantasy. PedoBeastiality?
STANLY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING.
klesks8686 1 year ago
just walk away lol dude he's pretty good LOL I love this episode
shibainulover9000 1 year ago
seriweously awesome
anetchi 1 year ago
that's how i got my nickname...that guy with the really big head... mmkay...
sylentknight 1 year ago
@ForeverChipettesx lol xDD my sister heard that and she went into my room like "WTF?!" xD
XxKyleAndStanFGxX 1 year ago
i agree =)
MynamesnotSteve100 1 year ago
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i liked this episode...im going to go watch it now
KILLERxSLAXXER 1 year ago
I wanna be a kid now! Blowjob parties. I remember when I heard 10-year olds were getting and giving oral sex...what I wouldn't give to be ten again (kidding!).
Tigerman1138 1 year ago 16
lol "scream for me bitch!" lmfao
omgitsjoejonas1 1 year ago
wat is beating the dog mean?
Skilledhomny 1 year ago
@Skilledhomny your question proves that youre too young to watch these kinda shows
Jopari444 1 year ago
@Jopari444 u know wat, y don't u just fuck off nobb head
Skilledhomny 1 year ago
@Skilledhomny why dont you finish school before commenting me again
Jopari444 1 year ago
@Jopari444 y don't u suck on yor mum
Skilledhomny 1 year ago
@Skilledhomny youre the one still living at home
Jopari444 1 year ago
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@Jopari444 why don't u go fuck yor mum
Skilledhomny 1 year ago
@Jopari444 Proper sentence. Why don't you finish school before commenting at me again!
josh777772002 10 months ago
@Skilledhomny how old are you exactly? oh and it means touching the dog inappropriately xD
XxKyleAndStanFGxX 1 year ago
@XxKyleAndStanFGxX wat's it to u pedo. Trying 2 pick me up. Well it hasen't worked DICKHEAD!
Skilledhomny 1 year ago
@Skilledhomny pedo? XD wow im guessing your about 9? xD
XxKyleAndStanFGxX 1 year ago
@XxKyleAndStanFGxX i'm 15 but i never got taught
Skilledhomny 1 year ago
@Skilledhomny wow dude xD
XxKyleAndStanFGxX 1 year ago
this episode was feggin sick,me and my brotheirs just made eachotheir throw up with our fingers when we sall Mr.Garasi,,,,um......body,if you can call a sack of bone and shit that always ses M'kay
TheIraq4life 1 year ago
@TheIraq4life your comment is unintelligible. i don't know what you're saying.
300daysandnights 1 year ago
@TheIraq4life Totally. That really made me see this with a new light. Thank you. I really agree with everything you just said.
TehPwnator 1 year ago
@TehPwnator ow just stfu so i dont spell good
TheIraq4life 1 year ago
Haha red rocket red rocket!
kenji720rs 1 year ago
is it wrong that the sex scene gave me a boner?
basketball201120 1 year ago 14
@basketball201120 haha, nah I kinda got horny too
Hotforyou1231 1 year ago
@basketball201120 very wrong
xWTFxTEAMx 1 year ago
my fav episode
Preikar 1 year ago
"kids should be having more sex" XD
UberNoob33 1 year ago
haha blow job parties....
sk8rpimp68 1 year ago
My favorite episode this is south park at its best :D
red rockets red rockets !
bartosx 1 year ago
Lessons through South Park just make them that much more awesome to learn while watching that u don't care ur learning through it...
Then u learn it in school and ur all like "Dude, WTF? Where's the clueless 4th graders playing Red Rocket?"
TotalDramaIsland5500 1 year ago
i was just waitin 4 miss choke-on-dick 2 choke on the dick since that was here name!
rawdenashitey 1 year ago
kids these days get to fuck there teachers
gbthrilla 1 year ago
they wanted them to cut Garrison going down on a dildo but didnt care about cartman wacking off a dog? lmfao
FvantomX 2 years ago 31
@FvantomX RED ROCKET!
Tigerman1138 1 year ago
@FvantomX I know, tv edits have the stupidest rules. Like Sleepy Hollow will show people's heads getting cut off and blood. But when a bug crawls out of the corpse they cut that part out?! So weird.
sumoni 1 year ago
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farrojames 2 years ago
I don't have any blowjob party's :(
frank8910 2 years ago 10
I do.I have them at work.=D
PoliticalNatGirl24 2 years ago
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larryj167 2 years ago
lol...just.....lol
hgfdghjhuyguh 2 years ago 6
"Beating off the dog is not appropriate when we have company."
*Sharon looks at Randy*
"I mean ever. Beating off the dog, is not appropriate ever!"
PrivatePrinny117 2 years ago 270
Mr Mackey has a haawwtt bod
amkd215 2 years ago 13
So true, I'm not getting laid enough.... At all x( (All the lonely guys out there, post a message in despair!)
Hreinn91 2 years ago 9
RED ROCKET, RED ROCKET!!!!
fightingirishfan08 2 years ago 204
"kids should be having more sex"
should have continued it with
"with me"
epicylefail 2 years ago 11
red rocket
guitarpick678 2 years ago 7
just walk away.
zaengo 2 years ago 3
yeh but it sure makes going to the bathroom easy
twizy123 2 years ago 4
lol-2-slow :P
XxXxXClairXxXxX 2 years ago 2
i came
XxXxXClairXxXxX 2 years ago 3
this episode has the funniest road warrior joke in history
Parhell 2 years ago 3
O'righ Trey, every episode IS your favorite episode :D just like me...
AMYuntold 2 years ago 4
kids should be having more sex xD i do agree that everyone tries scaring kids into NOT havin sex....
KamiSan18 2 years ago 6
8=======D------
tob1203 2 years ago
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This is probebly one of the first south park episodies that I remember watching, I remember the day after I was in 4th grade and some kid at school asked if I saw the episoide, we were laughing about it and he said, "man that was so funny, 'What's a condom?' "
I was like 'ya' thinking, 'what the fuck is a condom?'
zeo285 2 years ago
beat off the dog look at my videos for some clips from that video
SilentDeathZER0 2 years ago
this episode is genius
XxNickChuaxX 2 years ago
Am i the only one picturing them as randy and gerald?
briansmartini 2 years ago
lol no you're not
544001 2 years ago
the Choksondick / Mackey sex scene has to be the most unappealing sex scene ever broadcast. Really I'm glad they found each other, but geez why do we have to see it? :)
aquagrl63 2 years ago 15
Cuz it was so fucking funny
DeadlyState1 2 years ago
This one's coming on comedy central tonight! lmao
adkinsjr 2 years ago 2
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wait a second... that thing about putting the condom on isnt right? i put my mouth on my own penis for nothing? oh well.
zaengo 2 years ago
Omg i look at the definisition of the filthy sanchez and hot karl omfg it so fucking dicusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol omg dont look it up
Great episode by the way
UnderDog988 2 years ago 3
this next episode is matt and I's favourite lmfao
Dangler21 2 years ago
i love the road warrior part
SuperShyGuy62 2 years ago
ooohhh eeeh ohh ahhh ahhh ting tang walla walla bing bang!!!!
mrmanandstarry 2 years ago 3
Ms. Choksondik, or Miss Make-me-sick, ha ha, great character until they killed her off, nobody missing her of course.
Speaking of, would you happen to have The Simpsons Already Did It?
SeoulMan 3 years ago 10
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Tinaphan45 3 years ago
1st comment ^^ woot.
ms chokesondick is crepy she has huge tits and i leik it when the cats try to feed off her boobs XD
PeDoBeAr233 3 years ago 4