Relaxation Meditation, by Lita

[Snickerdoodles2012]

@Moshpith hahaha... nice

[Eaglezone1]

are you free to talk to me on the phone while my bitch partner is screaming for no reason again in the next room ?

[IvyWantsWaffles]

i spent like 6 minutes relaxing before i relized this video was over.

p.s. i want lita to be my aunt or something.

[Jaqiithebest]

@IvyWantsWaffles dito!

[CloudRunnerLX]

She stopped speaking, and then after a while the music stopped too, and I was already on the fast track to sleeping. She's a wily one. She nearly had me. So good!

[leashy666]

Great video

[CHASV123456]

 bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmj

(fallen asleep)

[idanie1]

thumbs up if you get that tingle ....no homo

[just4laughs76]

Watching this while im proper stoned.

[MonkeymagicsMum]

@Tulanirebe You are very nasty, do you always reply to comments that don't warrant such as response in such a way? Perhaps you ought to find a better way to spend your time. Also replying to comments that old is a bit pathetic. My computer is sorted now, shame the same can't be said for your attitude problem.

[Zerixzero]

i cant stop laughing DX i dont know why...... and im crying because of it

[Sarahstar1224]

Great but cant hold breath tht long

[karveshulade]

lita just indirectly told me not to do my homework.

[MsMissDemi]

yeah i almost died ? i can't hold my breath like that

[JAuraTV]

Lita put me in a coma.

[SkilesASMB]

*wakes up 30 minutes later* o_o

[JamieCunninghamVlogs]

slow deep BREASTS??? BAHAHAHAHAAHH <3

[numerouno2006]

man i passed out eating apple sauce to this shit.

[TheTravisMoose]

im crazy tired now!

[Ecl1ps33]

this gave me a boner, i wasn't really relaxed then...but it was worth it

[jillirox178]

ur a genius

[408blaze]

everytime i'm in stress i wach lita's videos and they put me in the clouds, her voice is like an angel

[madcat789]

Wow,this actually worked.

[klinepatsy]

Nice.... videos like this are needed exactly because of the kind of negative people who leave crap comments on good youtube videos like this one.

[mohamad131]

you suck  its shit does nothing.

[BlckSbthMan]

@mohamad131

Hahahahahahah!

[ThisFuelCalledLove]

@mohamad131 YOU MAD?

[SuperGamer87]

@mohamad131 It doesn't work on jerks.

[FogellofDot]

@mohamad131 ALLLAH

[CoalaBob]

@FogellofDot

Hahahahaha, best comment EVER.

[OMFGowned1234]

8 people hit the dilike button when the fell asleep :3

[SkyRider424]

@OMFGowned1234 Loli much?

[MonkeymagicsMum]

I was really enjoying this but my puter kept stopping due to buffering; anyone know of a way to get rid of this, be very grateful for any advice x

[OMFGowned1234]

@MonkeymagicsMum well the same happens to me if you lower the qualaty scale from 480p to 360p it should stop buffering

[M34nPuppyDog]

How the fuck can I watch my breath if Its cold in my room im must not b relax more than trying to stay warm lol

[shockoloco]

Ask Lita to record a few messages... Then go to a nearby bank and play the tape: breathe naturally... open slowly the safe deposit unit... good... just relaxing,more and more... just let it go and bring in the spaciousness of the content... good... let it go... good... ;D

[primateboogaloo]

8 people are beyond help...

[mahmadinho]

LOL

im aware that another guy posted the same thing, but i swear to God this is true. at 4:22 my laptop got a blackout and i had to restart the fucking thing. cant believe my computer fell asleep before i did :(

'

[Sunny066]

does she have a CD or something?

[Shiloh585]

If she tells us to close our eyes, why are there pictures?

[bizzatch926]

@Shiloh585 better than just seeing a blank black screen

[DrawingOtaku101]

even my bouncy kitten went to sleep and stopped purring so loud.

[NinaNarnia]

Oh... my... god. This is the most relaxing video I've ever been fortunate enough to have heard.

Blimey lady. You have a gift!

[babylonpaladin]

7 people lost their hearing by listening to Lady Gaga instead of this.

[jacoblroark]

7 dislikes! how?

[LegendaryElite]

Her voice just made me pregnant. And I'm a dude.

[The111poop]

@LegendaryElite tHATS gAY.

[MultiPickleTickler]

@LegendaryElite 1 month to go lol

[Callanizy]

I fell asleep to this and woke up with a dislocated toe...

[dodgers6620]

@Callanizy lol how did that happen?

[geezyfladies]

@oreaoscooke eargasms?

[taylorenora]

I want this on iTunes.

[magicissocruel]

I can't get out of my chair.

[tquasa]

OAh! This voice is what all true warriors strive for!

[SAOrules]

@tquasa Sorry link, I can't give credit, come back when your a little mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *falls asleep caused morshu is so relaxed*

[marssoul01]

h nyjumbvnnnnnngfr

[cuznvinnie818]

Lita has the market cornered on audio hypnosis. She would have me asleep in under 5 minutes.

[AndresUribe1990]

holy shit

[smashface500]

just let it go.... I think of her voice saying this when I feel stressed lol

[Lionzlove]

where can I find this music? It puts me in a happy place :)

[unclejohn2007]

i didnt think it was possible to develope an addiction listening to a persons voice.. i was wrong .

[mavsprtynpink]

@unclejohn2007 I totally understand! I have checked her out everyday since I found her.

[robertatx22]

Wat about if you're tweaking I can't get away from the window let alone leave my thoughts alone I think someone is looking at me from my neighbors house brb

[musicmind9]

try this voice watch?v=Snovt8gmq5c

[ielectroi]

imagine ath the end of the video there is a big faking screamer! =D

this woul'd suicide urself =p

[yasserlee]

@ielectroi no man YOU WILL SLEEP

BUT

BUT

THERE WILL BE NOTHING CALLED WAKING UP :D

man we are gonna miss you :S

:D

[Griffdog28jr]

Man I'm tired this lady is so re-78h8kifrn08uh35f87horgukqle­rguj385gho835hgu5ghu5hgu5hgu5g­ho5ghp3ru8hgpoq8hghrueqhrjgdsb­dfvhubad.;ajkldob9uhlq48pef8fx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxjjjjjjjjjjjjd­jdjddfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Wakes up* Wow I just hit my head on the keyboard...

[Blody1337]

ehm sry for saying that the voice made me sleepy and idk what was i thinking

[Blody1337]

Amegine if in d end there was a screamer lol

[lloydbarker]

Lita, I know I am grateful for all your videos and for everything you are doing to promote health and well-being and happiness for people. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Words just can't express my gratitude enough

[kes13209]

I wonder if she puts herself to sleep when she talks :)

[maryquant1967]

is anyone else getting this messag when clicking on a video?

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[sabelomen]

@maryquant1967 Seems something is wrong with firefox...

try a differnt browser or just google that code.

[gregtestagent]

I want Bob Ross to be my dad, Lita my mother, and I'd do nothing but listen to them and listen to origami being made and listen to unboxing videos and....I'm weird.

[candygirl021]

I put the headphones close to (not actually in) my hyperactive puppy's ear and she instantly calmed down!!

haha

[MsVenaLuna]

Lita would be good with screamy babies and troubled kids.

[undox25]

@MsVenaLuna LOL "So another way to work with bad behaved kid's is too relax them with a soothing voice, that way it will-" *Baby hits lita* "YOU FUCKING BITCH I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU STUPID TOSSER!"

[cenalover386]

omg i just realized i dosed off and drooled on my homework

[ficklemcpickle]

Play this while u watch ur Dream Aquarium screensaver! It's sweet! :~D

[unclejohn2007]

GOOOood ........ 

[alirzb]

fell asleep on the phone with my girlfriend listening to this last night!!

[m00ngaz3r75]

..I would like the world like Lita voice.. a peaceful world !.. .. without stress and bad people , only with peaceful and kind people :-)

[justhackett22]

when you want to call up the police about loud noise parties, hostage situations, robberies, the number is (9-1-litta)

[justhackett22]

i tried to read the comments, and didnt have enough strength to scroll back up, i mean siriously. you could put lita in a hostage situation and she'd have everyone happy, and probably get money out of the robbers instead of the robbers getting money out of her.

[gullfiskibolle]

i did this at work one time, just to calm down, i almost got fired because i slept for 5 hours!

[shadedclan]

im going to download this on my phone

[fixajob1]

I have chronic diarrhea and this didn't help me one bit........ not one bit

[leiwy]

@fixajob1 god. It must have been like jackson pollock had visited.

[NinaNarnia]

@fixajob1 LMAOO.

[chrisiare]

I would love to have a wife thats voice put me to sleep.

-NAG NAG NAG NAG

-snore...

[Jahooba]

You guys should look up Andrew Johnson, he puts Lita to shame. Sorry, Lita.

[Capta1nMargaret]

@BokenBoySoldier921 i know, thats why i said id tap her voice, her voice, not her, just her voice

[Capta1nMargaret]

i'd tap that... voice

[BokenBoySoldier921]

@Capta1nMargaret dude, shes like 50

[BloodRedRoses22]

Anyone else ready for bed?

[bigbadwerner]

I guess she and her voice could put me asleep even while yelling at me.

[maggersable]

ok good night zzzzzz

[hydroOhmar]

my laptop shut down (: my god Lita you can put anything to sleep :)

[windmoveswater]

@hydroOhmar She's a mythical creature who's voice sedates everything. If lita was in LOTR she would have owned all the orcs just by talking to them. she walks onto the battle field, two minutes later literally everyone is calm.

[luvstewie123]

@hydroOhmar HAHA LOL

[howardcombe1]

@hydroOhmar So can Rolf Harris

[iwishiwasafish12]

@hydroOhmar God is capitlized.

Just throwing that out there. Its a pet peeve

[rickeyboy42]

@iwishiwasafish12

*capitalized

*It's

That's MY pet peeve ;)

[caitlinlee14]

@TheMagicController haha..its soo true though. My kitten will be playing like crazy, Ill play this, and shes out!!

[caitlinlee14]

Lita..I will pay you ALL my babysitting money for you to come to my house and talk to me so I can sleep:)))

[TheMagicController]

@caitlinlee14 lol

[kayladavis2009]

@caitlinlee14 you are SOOO right. gosh i thought i was wierd for enjoying listening to soothing voices as a kid... now im grown and i see people do it all the time. YEEESSS!!! helped me sleep a lot in class lol

[slavesonkorn]

ok i am so totally buying her sleep downloads!

[smartoners]

thumbs up if u were almost asleep then 30 swcs aafter it ended u realized it was over but couldnt get up yo play it again

[oreaoscooke]

Fact:ears can have orgasms

[SickThunderhead]

@oreaoscooke Lemme back that up. Mine just had one

[karmisson]

@oreaoscooke they're called 'eargasms'

[Aleexanndraaful1]

@oreaoscooke eargasms :D

[teroy5]

@oreaoscooke called an eargasm

[juanarmexican]

oh my goodness! i just died and went to heaven. she has the most soothing voice ever(:

[d5m13y1992]

thumbs up if you can listen to this over and over and over again

[emabsweet]

Oh my lol i have to go to bed now before i fall asleep at the computer table!! LOL wow 2:33 in the morning!!

[WhisperingPhoenix]

Damn that was so relaxing that I forgot what I was going to say.

[ozziedoggy14]

Omg bioshock. Like I listen to this girl and bob Ross I totally agree. He's my sleep method for life. Wish there was more of him on youtube

[caterluna223]

I think her normal talking voice it more relaxing

[pringals420]

wow this is deff. going on my mp4

[astrickmonkey]

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[Greatfox582]

It seems that 4 people don't like to relax...

[fuge805]

@Greatfox582 they we fakking asleep and missed the like button

[zScottzz]

@fuge805 Dam nice typing

[asswipercocmaster23]

Does ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS FOR AN IPOD?

[kanochain]

@asswipercocmaster23 anyvideoconverter free program for converting files, but you can DL youtube videos with it too :D

[jgamble0007]

Lita, you are awesome!

[wild1033]

I wonder if she takes pride in the fact that her voice puts people to sleep lol

[ZahMihn]

Her voice gives me goosebumps or sometomes shivers in my neck... It is so soothing.

[byron123fuyu]

Her voice gives me a boner :D

[DeploymentDiary]

@byron123fuyu omg lol really> hahah

[yutub0987654321]

sounds like a robot jeje

[DhruvK1]

i would

LOL

[LalalandLadyDuck]

God, the only thing more relaxing than this is Emilie Autumn's audio poetry CD. :o

[Relakoth91]

She could stop a war with that voice!

[asswipercocmaster23]

@Relakoth91 good one

[yggdrasil89]

Ok THIS one is a bit more relaxing than the other - her voice does bore me a little bit as opposed to relax, but she sounds lovely all the same.

[mondaythe10th]

this was in a playlist that i'd been listening to.. when it came on it reminded me of just how powerful sub woofers can be and killed the mood xD

what the hell is all that bass for?

[psymon2005]

@mondaythe10th If you listen to this on a phone (As i'd imagine most people do, when trying to get to sleep) You can barely ehar that bass, it's just a nice background noise. either that or your EQ is set up all wrong...

[honkyxadonis]

finally.... i really needed a 'relax-video' that actually worked, all i the voice i think

[ddduncan7]

@honkyxadonis yes, all i the voice i think

[shanetm]

@0399daffygirl I believe thats what she is aiming for (=

[6890speed]

Whoever felt like they were floating in space after watching this video...Thumbs up!

[Sovvy]

Relaxing, your not trying and that makes it better!

[summerpl0x]

ive beeen panacing about my art final exam tommorow this helps thanks

[xoxomadstur]

@painlike2727 mmk

[Lionzlove]

you made me forget about my state testing... my project... all the drama going on... all in just 5 minutes! you are truly amazing Lita!

[finallygotone69]

your amazing

[Mazza4Azza]

RELAXXXXXXX

[xoxomadstur]

her voice is very relaxing, but i don't think buying an audio of a girl talking is worth actual money..

i kind of chuckle at the thought of it.

if i could record myself talking in a slow tone saying relaxing tips, could i be paid, too?

[painlike2727]

@xoxomadstur no because your voice is probably the sound of a 100 year old man losing his voice while Lita is the total opposite, that is why it is probably worth buying. Its just for relaxation, you chuckle yet you wish you had her voice

[bunnypoop2]

hey golddigger0325 yea maybe she would get past simon ! lol

[kikichoo123]

woahh

[linuxguy2009]

I like when she talks slow a bit, what a woman.

[caramelldansenbff]

great video!!!

[armenius28]

She could be the best nogotiator ever!!!!...

[parsmad]

anyway to get these audios for free?

[bunnypoop2]

just kidding

[bunnypoop2]

super effective, hey! you should type in dapht29 and watch their videos and maybe find each other and do a relaxation video together!!

[RazaK335]

Heavenly...

[golddigger0325]

you should go to americas got talent or something, and make the whole audience fall asleep :D and the jury

[bete22izzy]

This really relax a person! Tk Y :)

[pajarokaripocapote]

btw i hate youtube´s new layout

[pajarokaripocapote]

btw i hate youtube´s new layout