Tom Cruise is 'Master of the Muffin'

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

is this FOR REAL???

[arasace]

Keep making fun of Tom while hes banging your wives and laughing all the way to the bank

[eelnomtih]

@arasace Arasace is right!!! Tom Cruise banged all of the wives I have...and then he drove to Wells Fargo, laughing hysterically the whole way!!! BEWARE OF TOM CRUISE!!!!1!111

[AmbroseCadwell]

So, when was this made? Apart from being hilarious, it looks like it's at least 10 years old, but Tom Cruise has his 2010-2011 mullet. ????

[ppw00]

@AmbroseCadwell Likely during the filming of Magnolia. He looks and acts similar to the character he portrays in that movie.

[kashif007uk]

I phoned that number and they said they never heard of 'Seduce and Destroy'. Instead they booked me in for a personality test and self improvement program, I'm not sure what happened...

[Alkirin]

NO PUSSY HAS 9 LIVES

[anonanarchy]

lol.......winning....duh

[HyperNessie]

Ok Mr.Cruise medication time!

[MrChimochay]

get you this naughty sauce you want? wtf?

[markvtos]

5 parts unintentionally funny, 10 parts deeply disturbing.

[fucker661]

He must be a good actor for being able to convince people he's straight.

[TheKimdunn]

Ewwwwwww.

[JUANCHOBORI]

is this a joke ???? was that a tom cruise impersonator??? if not?? it does not work because it has not cured tom cruise from his sexual problems !!!

[happehaha]

MAGNOLIA. One of the greatest films of recent times

[cantonaorey]

WTF is this a movie clip or for real? puuta este cerote esta jodido!

[XXXblackgoatXXX]

i like docks and muffins, where do i sign up

[euclidesdacunha]

holly shit, he is batshit crazy...

[RyunSharp]

Tom Cruise......... Your just too much fun! LOL!

[makky123]

If L.Ron got so much "muffin" back in the day then why did he write science fiction?

[msrattlespaces]

"The Dove"

[msrattlespaces]

YUM YUM SAUCE!!!! must have went to japan...LOL

[Stopmotionist]

This is a deleted scene from a movie. Don't you guys get it?

[erupshaun]

WHAT THE FUCK

[BabmerChan]

Hes wearing massive shoes it would appear.

[LRonHubbardFuckFace]

This is just so fucking disgusting for a "religion".

[LRonHubbardFuckFace]

I first noticed that name, but then the video. Hwo in the fuck did you get this? This is going bigger than other Cruise video. I have no idea LRon was such a muffin master.

[StackCityEntOfficial]

oh yeah, suck my dock! i want you to wet my dock baby! lmao

[hennaert]

@StackCityEntOfficial ya, i want the naughty sauce fast!!!!!!!!

[Aykeybeatz]

fuck Scientology.

brain-washing shady motherfuckers.

[hennaert]

it would be fun to beat the shit out of tom cruise

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@hennaert especially with that haircut lol

look at that shit! haha

[michaelbme]

Master of the Muffin? hahahahaha

[nobody123r]

um

...

[whosaidsoup13]

wtf am I watching?

[StackCityEntOfficial]

what the fuck?!?!?

[stickerhppy]

freaky shit

[plasmar1]

What?0_o

[Quex01]

He looks in there like Patrick Bateman

[thedevo01]

Why? They could make anyone eat their own shit.

[nemesisdelaudela]

so funny lol

[sync380]

......................

[t00nz843z]

This is from the movie "Magnolia" with Tom Cruise (Google it). Except it's been edited to make it look like some kind of Scientology infomercial. I'm not a fan of Scientology either, but this kind of manipulation is just as bad.

[SteveCentra]

lolsexism

[chickenofchaos69]

i would like some of that naughty sauce

[cdfegab]

ugh...............LOLWUT?

[CutterJRagweed]

Judging by a lot of these comments, it sounds like you guys need to see the movie "Magnolia."

[11thsockpuppet]

sweet. jesus. christ. This is the TOP tom cruise clip ever.

This is so humiliating, that I feel a little embarassed too.

And what's this "seduce and destroy" thing. It's like the motto of a serial rapist/murderer.

[killerzboy010]

ha i like muffins

[MJFaves]

well this was creepy...

[elmariachisclone]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

[Anonym0109]

What HAS science done?!

[Trixxieheart]

don't you mean what has Scientology done?

[camera31]

rofl

[arloj]

What the fuck is this?

What the FUCK is this?!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!

[SomethingWeird42]

@arloj WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!

[aleksandar93]

what the FUCK?!?

[EyeoftheU]

LOL WUT?!

[mefipulate]

holy shit

[StopBeingAFucktard]

NAUGHTY SAUCE

[StopBeingAFucktard]

LOL OMFG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!? Holy shit i almos't can't believe this is real and playing right infront of my eyes.

[11Jamie11]

"Real"... heh. Yer kinda new around heer, arncha? :-)

[arielvortex]

@StopBeingAFucktard ---Well its NOT real its for a movie

[BM28335]

"hey......how many times do you have to hear that all to famous saying of "I just don't feel that way about you",,,

LULZ forced/coerced sex!!!111one

[ec91199]

shits hilarious

[crazyworldabc]

Good gravey on the griddle! You know, L. Ron Hubbard once said that the easiest and fastest way to make money was to create a religion. Scarey - but I think he was right!

[AlienDuckie]

what the FUCK

[vertigoflow]

Surprisingly that was the best acting I've seen out of Tom Cruise.

[NotMarforius]

True story.

[dkiavoloui]

ok that's it, i'm not watching another tom cruise movie EVER AGAIN!!!

[Lexanon]

HOLY SHIT~...that makes everything SO much easier to take these idiots down...

[WiTeBoi]

huh!?

[happyguyfawkesday]

No way!

[saweet999]

would this work on faggots?

[RattleSpace]

Tom needs to help Britney spears adjust to the 27 club starts this year

[grimreaper872]

ROFL!

[wupstorm]

tom is totally crazy, yeah, but at the same time that's what makes him special and really fun to watch and listen.. haahaha

[naard]

this has to be a joke...right?

[legoboll]

was that... really... Tom...? O.o

[thetikidude]

Tom is a complete knob.

[BrianTotse]

I lol'd so hard.

So very, very hard.

[M3646]

God damn. Just. God damn. What a tossjob.

[JulioJustiniano]

wtf?

[BaronVonSadist]

lmao

[Barksee]

If only it was real Katie Holmes would be MINE! LOL XD

[GuitarGirlWA]

OMFG???? Any freaking guy that bought that crap deserves everything he gets outta scientology!!!

[sakiimi]

wow can this possibly be real?!

[cultdeprogram]

The ultimate paradox! Tom Cruise saying shit like: "Make her your 'sex craved servant'... and stuff like 'Naughty sauce'... LOL!

Tommy... you stupid brain washed fucktard! We all know you are totally, 100% gay dude. Unlike what they tell you - there's nothing wrong with that. Shit - I'm straight, if being straight were a crime then I'd have a death sentence on me. Dude I don't know how you do it. Deny your basic gay sexual urges! You stupid pathetic loser.

[infinitysnake]

This is genius.

That being said, there are some mighty gullible people on YT.

[bawwyoa]

WTF?!?!?!!! sexist bastards. seriously tame her its not like wemon are fucking animals.

god i really want to rip of their nut sacks.

[Pheorach]

some women enjoy playing that little game (s&m fettish, hello?)

But you're right.

Women shouldnt be VIEWED like that, unless you're in a close relationship, and are ready to engage in that sort of roleplay.

[amp1616]

wow.....son of a bitch!!! i wanna kill that guy....souless piece of elephant shit!!!

[mollie2810]

Tom Cruise at it's worst for his stupid cult.

[Roxy4Crow]

seriously?

[NuRm69]

w-w-w-wait.

THIS IS REAL!???

YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

[bellelovesxenu]

is this real?

[inktankproductions]

OMG! I cant believe this is real!! it cant be??? is it??? this has to be a joke!!

[Violatorclown]

Thats just creepy

[vooshi]

mmm...naughty sauce.

[leocivic]

Scientology PORN!!!! OMG

[federaljackdotcom]

Wholy Fuck.

Hells Bells, and sound the alarm!

They ARE a death cult!

Wow, great find!

[essix94]

This needs to go viral. No one will even remember couch jumping after this.

[sem3p]

Tooo true!!!!

[TheTruth4Justice]

lmao omg my ribs hurt i can't stop laughing

wait till katie see's this one lol

[ThetanMonger]

omfg -_- tom cruise is even more pathetic than he was before in my mind is that even possible tho ? lower then death i think he broke the scifag tonescale

[mitscharfoderohne]

xD ahahaha

[LindiVid]

lol wth...

[xDRAN0x]

Seduce, ok.

Destroy what precisely? ;_;

[TeamKiller555]

it means gettin into some pants so what do you think lol use some common sense

[THEGRIMMCREEPER]

WHY THE HELL DID TOM agree to do this!?!?!

GOOSE...GOOSE OH GOD GOOSE!

GRiMM

[mitscharfoderohne]

perfekt.

[rockvideos81]

youfoundthecard (.) com

[b69nn]

wat

[L0rdXenu]

I are serious cat. This is serious comment.

[RevKale]

ToryMagoo44 = WIN!

[TrueNeutrality]

We all know that Cruise likes to smoke THE sausage, it's nothing new.

Just see his attitude towards how to hit women, that is just plain wrong.

[AnonKernow]

Yeah. This is plain wrong. I also hate the way Tom flew that F-14, and I'll never forgive him for murdering Christian Slater and cheating on Elisabeth Shue.

[TonyNhollywood]

uhmmm.........isnt Christian Slater still alive?

[AnonKernow]

Well, technically, Christian Slater is undead. Tom attacked him in a car. I saw him do it. This was just b4 Tom became a CIA-type agent and, later, in a surprising change of career, a sports agent. Then there was that fly-on-the-wall documentary about his strange sexual encounters (y'nknow, when Nicole Kidman admitted to nearly cheating on him with a Naval officer). Obviously, all this was the build up to the development of his "Search & Destroy" sex program that we're seeing here. All true.

[AnonKernow]

Sorry, I mean 'SEDUCE and Destroy'. 'Search and Destroy' was what he did way back when he was a young Naval pilot. What a varied career this man has had. He should be in the movies.

[snappycruise]

Lol excellent!

[jdtrickster4]

Lazy Rotten Obese Nutcase Hires Underling Bastardly Buffoon Asinine Revolting Dwarf

[voxman77]

EXTREMELY well done....I'll be the first to admit...you had me fooled my friend. Even though I still have NO idea what the original video was/is from.

[Anon1827]

lol

i thought it was real till i saw him with long hair

[Quietville]

ROFLROFL

Oh my god! hahaaahhaahaha

"Naughty Sauce!!!11"

[TolaMacarino]

How uncomfortable for him - he's gay.

[AnonDividedByZero]

LOL @ :20

I see what you did there.

[easytalkcafe]

Excellent!

Scientology......EXPECT US!

[iyasaekki]

Comedy GOLD!!!!

[enfield668]

brilliant. well done good sir

[WinrarIsMe]

Seriously lol'd

[anonymees]

This made me lol. I do have mixed feelings about it since some people might think this is actually real...

[thAchauffeur]

lol'd

[tyronos]

this is absolutely disgusting! five stars.

[exSCNlovesANON]

dammit!!! I thought this one came with free cans!!!

[AgentOaf]

Hahah nobody had a website in 1994, but it was still funny.

[anonprophetorg]

what the eff eff effity eff ?

that scared my cat, now it wont come out from under the sofa

[AnonymousCommentator]

It's Magnolia 1994! Great movies, and stories, and one of the Most Remembered Ending in Movies!

[AnonymousCommentator]

...btw! It is REALLY creative dude! Incredible!

[flowerchild1964]

This has to be a SNL skit?? Oh my god! Freaking hilarious!! I gotta go watch it again! :0)

[MrFyde]

This has got to be a trap LOL. Funny trap is

[OPE08]

I wiki'd this... it was a letdown, but all comedy aside lets not ruin our own cred

[OPE08]

Okay, seriously, was that a SNL skit???

[AnonKernow]

Hahaha. I watched "Magnolia" last week.... I thought it was only a matter of time before someone did a Scientology remix!! Good lulz!

[negativedialectic]

LOL I'm glad someone made this. I love the little additions "A true 'master of the muffin.'" It was the perfect role for Tom.

[111oose]

ok... is he gay or what???

[Neoyashi]

same here... if that IS true.. then $ci is even worse than i thought ...

omg oO

go Anon!

[swedeminator]

LOL, seriously? Scientology just got even more fail in my book...

[Ann0minous]

wtf?

Is this REAL!?

If not, congratulations - it's very convincing.

[Will0Wisp]

Scary, very scary.

[eezarthegreat]

beautiful, always knew there fookers were dodgey