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lol its true though. im an american living in japan and i see this kinda thing once in a while. tarantino was in a cell phone commercial shortly after the release of inglourious basterds here (in japan) and there are ads through out my city of leonardo dicaprio advocating some sort of tire.
I noticed that Nicholas Cage says "How'd it get burned?!" which is an quote from the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man, even though his commercial supposedly aired in 2003.
the teacher would just give me As because i was about the only student in the class who didn't act like one of those annoying japanophile otaku kids
she told me that i should go teach english and i might take her up on that advice...sometimes i kind of wonder why we didn't just nuke that whole damn island though
2:05 Mike tyson should rip his ear off i never got top comment please give me a change
killerdude909 1 day ago
Now i need to fight you.. thats wa.. Thats wut im thinkin!!
BlueSkittlezAndCo 1 week ago
aots
bigPar3kh 1 week ago
Lol... That panda is korean.. And it said either "How did you burn?" Or "how did you ride it (transportation)"
LadyMiserabel 2 months ago
That panda was korean.
ickybonesss 2 months ago
what is the likelyhood of me getting a little fornication now?
troublenights 3 months ago
tom cruise sounds just like skinny craig
benfrombelow 4 months ago
Don't jive me computer
izwald1 4 months ago
Don't forget to stir the soup!
Rita3500 5 months ago
HORRO MIKA TYSONG
3bdooTube 6 months ago
I'm flying through the air - but I intended this.
Holy shit, Mike Tyson's the best.
jruwing87 7 months ago 3
WOOOW THAT WOMEN IS NOW A WALRUS ITS SPICCCCCCCCCCCY
hindenart1 7 months ago
I like how Watermelon Nights was playing in the cubic watermelon commercial
EnjoyVideos99 7 months ago
i like chicken.....chicken is good.....BOOM TESHIIIIIIIIIIIII DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
uberhaxor69 8 months ago
That Tom Cruise skit was killing me. But they are spot on with Japanese CMs. They are weird. You have can't deny that you're not entertained.
yuukisama2001 8 months ago
okay it's funny, but why's it all mixed with Korea, china, and Japan??
hidstermacvids 8 months ago
the actual commercials are even more bizarre than the jokes in this video. check em
MentalCarnival 8 months ago
It's 2:30 am on a Saturday night. Nothing else to do, you're bored, time to relax, nothing on TV.
Step 1: Get on youtube
Step 2: Go to The Meth Minute 39's season 1 playlist
Step 3: Turn on autoplay (shuffle is optional)
Step 4: rofl
Step 5; ???
Step 6: PROFIT!
Canny911 9 months ago
0:40 Stoor da soopoo
msnfrenzy 9 months ago
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msnfrenzy 9 months ago
on urban dictionary the second meaning is:
2. to make an ass of oneself in Japanese media.
msnfrenzy 9 months ago
see this ones funny the rest suck
jackedlegs 10 months ago
@jackedlegs everyones entitled to their own opinion
Comickid1000 9 months ago
Tom Cruise was dancing with Tamagotchis
TheRobertHP 10 months ago
oh man mike tyson was da best xD " lil fornication" haahha lol
TidusL2 11 months ago
MY MUSCLES!!!!
leangreenbean333 11 months ago
0:59
cacavati 11 months ago
LMAO charles Bronson i like chicken chicken good POW!!!! LMAO
LilD249 11 months ago
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3bdooTube 1 year ago
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3bdooTube 1 year ago
Why the eff I'm I only now just finding this channel !_? I love it ^_^
PrizzyG2G 1 year ago
I like chicken....chickin is good...(BAM) TASHIII DESUUUUU LOLLLL charles bronson is the man :)
uberhaxor69 1 year ago
what es da lieklyhood of meh gettin a lil fornication now, thnx to mah strong freaygwant takashoowa!?
WhyAyeMann 1 year ago 2
87 people ate too much spicy wasabi
Colbsdotcom 1 year ago
I'm Japanese, and I like this :D
hazetubist 1 year ago
"Don't jive me, Don't jive me computer..."
1992jkwj 1 year ago 15
i love how Charles Bronson just shoots the chicken
Traductus5972 1 year ago 2
SPICCEYYYY!!!!!
GhostAssasin58 1 year ago
0:01
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tharanginishadi 1 year ago
dont jive me computor...don't jive me
DylanWolfram14 1 year ago
japanese ppl do cocaine b4 writing commercials thumb if u tottaly agree
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hemikalalanika 1 year ago
Watashiwa!
MrMastera 1 year ago
R-r-r-r-rock the house!
ZyxthePest 1 year ago
hi mika tyisitonn lol
imaboss601 1 year ago
the panda is speaking korean ! =P
blargggggggg4567 1 year ago
MA MIND IS BLOWN!
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ffhgfjhj 1 year ago
@jamesbelas
The soap?
TheWrongLefty 1 year ago
Nice Clip. I just saw an episode at seevstreaming (.) com
enthusiasticcab6 1 year ago
ster the soap! yeaaahahhhh
jamesbelas 1 year ago
OKAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yahoozle123 1 year ago
one of them was in korean :D
Spoonsarefun1205 1 year ago
... seems accurate sadly.
FaslifiedHero 1 year ago
666 comments!
gftiger 1 year ago
This bowl of noodles... IT'S HOT.
SuperVintendo64 1 year ago
minute 1:42 prettttty much sums it all up. Tyson humour > anything imaginable
KulushiMaxwell 1 year ago 2
0.16-0.30 wasn't a commercial. That actually happened...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
howd it get burned!
Tommiddlecoat 1 year ago
lolz there's a lot of random japanese... like i heard "i am" and like "late"
whit3ric3 1 year ago
HEY ROGERS, SUCK MY DICK! IM NOT PAYING YOU FOR BANDWIDTH SO I CAN WATCH YOU FEED ME GARBAGE!
christopherleelee 1 year ago
You guys need to give tyson his own spinoff 4 reel
madoff24 1 year ago
Did anyone else notice that Watermelon nights was playing in the background when Shorty Spice's commercial was on?
cegrox 1 year ago
That woman is now a walrus! >w<
NancyPhantom 1 year ago
I like chicken...chicken's good. (Shotgun...BAWK) Dear...God. @_@
The hirarity is killing me.
Alchymyst02 1 year ago
How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned!?
kamikazeking21 1 year ago 42
jajajajajajajajaj i love the voice of arnold jajajajajaj so fucking funny!!!
redbipolar 1 year ago
馬鹿外人米国必滅
hagetirakasi 1 year ago
@hagetirakasi It's not supposed to be how Japan really is.......
それは冗談です、それはどのように日本は本当にすることになっていません。
skittlesaretasty 1 year ago
@skittlesaretasty 低脳米国人差別大国米国必衰
hagetirakasi 1 year ago
R R R R R ROCK THE HOUSE R R ROCK THE HOUSE R R ROCK THE HOUSE R R ROCK THE HOUSE.
xD
slappycider 1 year ago
Does anyone know the song that plays when nick cage yells "SPICCYYY!!!!"
SuperUltraMegaFilms 1 year ago
Ahm flyin thru the air! But ah intended dis!
tredlow 1 year ago 3
Christopher Walken noodles FTW!!!
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
What is the likelihood...of me getting a little fornication, now?
That is the SINGLE greatest line in any YouTube video in the history of the website.
SupperOfTheMightyOne 1 year ago 2
I am flying through the air, but that is what i intented.hahaha dan meth should sell out to adult swim
Hotmanlion12 1 year ago
hahahaha! how did it get burned?! how did it get burned?! how did it get burned?! wicker man
Bobban 1 year ago
SPICEEEEYYYYY
pyroguy5432 1 year ago
THIS IS AN abomanation
Domodeath 1 year ago
hahaha gotta LOVE the cute computer XD ^_^
backbeyond 1 year ago
That wasn't Tom Cruise in a commercial.
That was Tom Cruise in his house, being Tom Cruise.
TBustah 1 year ago 81
@TBustah ...... as himself
johnnyAFIRE 1 year ago
You gotta stir the soup... STIR THE SOUP GNAAARH
warracer03 1 year ago
I dont care whether he made a japaense commercial or not CHARLES BRONSON was COOL LOL
DavelovesRealMusic 1 year ago
wooah that woman is now a walrus my mind is blown! xD
NOTMADEINCHINAprod 1 year ago
I like chicken, LMAO
vmystikilv 1 year ago
wow 83 people missed the like button
TheOldSchoolCrisis 1 year ago
Lol, We need more japander examples!
m598lmr 1 year ago
im flying throught the air but i intended this lol
Thundadragoon 1 year ago
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HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!
DekuLink7 1 year ago
That women is now a walrus! my mind is blownnn
DekuLink7 1 year ago
Chris Walken, Charles Bronson, and Ahnold were amazing lol
Ah need enougy twee neeow nauugh nauugh ahhahagwoaeough!
MetalSlugzMaster 1 year ago
HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
1337dav31337 1 year ago
Why is it that guys go for hand lotion when watching things with Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Spadesandsinners 1 year ago
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joshmaze181 1 year ago
I NEED ENERGY NAOUGH
jedihunter176 1 year ago 5
STAR DA SEWPOO! Yah!
OldMusicOnVinyl1 1 year ago
Christopher Walken sounds just like the real guy!
venomchickkk 1 year ago
you forgot Ringo Starr who did some sort of apple drink japanese commercial.
moneybagsakakeeg 1 year ago
that was fuckin gay!
123blainer 1 year ago
i love in 1:34
almushare 1 year ago
I Want A Loop Of Tom Cruise Dancing Like That.
XD
Spiritomba 1 year ago
I like chicken. Chickens good. (shoots chicken)
Darkone225 1 year ago
Woow.
TrandomnesstwO 1 year ago
Tom Cruise is seriously picking up some intense Thetian waves
Spadesandsinners 1 year ago
Tom Cruise is seriously getting some Thetian waves!
Spadesandsinners 1 year ago
Panda is speaking Korean, teehee.
MsJ1nsu 1 year ago
stir the soup. yah!
budro9 1 year ago
dont jive me computer
scifiaudious2 1 year ago 2
dude, a lot of this was in korean.
defmute 1 year ago
I NEED ENERGY TREE NOW!
equalcharliebrown 1 year ago 2
charlie bronjon and arnold were my favs.........
heartbreaker1395 2 years ago
Anyone else feel like the majority of this was just a build-up for the Mike Tyson bit?
kendaigmj 2 years ago
staaah da ssssuppuh
mehigh2marsiansky 2 years ago
lmfao Mike Tyson
Kidkool2 2 years ago
I like the Mike Tyson one. "That women is now a walrus... my mind is blown." lmfao
sulakid 2 years ago
jeje.
tzohto 2 years ago
my fav is the one by Charles Bronson xD
geometrycankissmyass 2 years ago
I like Charles Bronson, Charles Bronson's good...
OldMusicOnVinyl1 2 years ago 3
lol its true though. im an american living in japan and i see this kinda thing once in a while. tarantino was in a cell phone commercial shortly after the release of inglourious basterds here (in japan) and there are ads through out my city of leonardo dicaprio advocating some sort of tire.
ryohayashi 2 years ago
1:31 sounds more like korean! lol
natsurin723 2 years ago 2
it is
nokensmok 2 years ago
what does he say after he goes, "I'm flying through the air" ?!?!?!
NorrisPimp 2 years ago
@NorrisPimp "But I Intended This Yaw!"
XcathbrianX 2 years ago
@NorrisPimp "But I intended this"
adomiel 2 years ago
I friggen love the Tom Cruise bit! xD
TheMilfman7 2 years ago
"CHIKU SHIMA TSU!!!!!!!!" >:U
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alanihadley 2 years ago
I might need to fight you. that's wha-that's what I'm thinkin'.
manamongretards 2 years ago 4
Ok that Tom Cruise thing scared the hell out of me!!!! good vid
perjossim 2 years ago 2
I noticed that Nicholas Cage says "How'd it get burned?!" which is an quote from the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man, even though his commercial supposedly aired in 2003.
GraphiteEater 2 years ago
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Nicorice18 2 years ago
From 1:21 to 1:42, the lanuage that the watermelon and the panda said was not Japenese. It was Korean.
microlaser2 2 years ago
I think that was the point. LOL
Fr0stbite912 2 years ago
Nichloas Cage lol i love Nicholas Cage
2warNINg 2 years ago
these are fake right ? the comercial i mean
thepaifulpain2 2 years ago
nah m8 its th real deal
Boothage 2 years ago
1:37 wasn't Japenese. It was in Korean "Oh! It's so spicy."
microlaser2 2 years ago 3
I LOVVE IT!!@!! T
aaronj188 2 years ago
Aw, I was totally expecting Tyson to bite his ear off at the end there. Great stuff none the less.
MagikGimp 2 years ago 2
lol the first one LMAO
joelycolbourne 2 years ago
1:21 watermelon nights
branfransisco9 2 years ago
THAT WOMAN IS NOT A WALRUS LOL
crazyjames95 2 years ago
LOL the watermelon and the panda one speaks korean!! lol
jieunie 2 years ago 2
arnold needs powu powuu xD
metoLee7 2 years ago 39
Miku Tysono! Watashiwa!
MikeHL78 2 years ago
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MikeHL78 2 years ago
lol tyson fornacating a walrus
magmatic123 2 years ago
Don't jive me! Don't jive me, computer!
naveofqueenxiii 2 years ago 32
you got to stir the soup...stir the soup yaa
bmd200 2 years ago 2
"I'm flying through the air but I had not intended this!"
septentrionale 2 years ago
THE METH MINUTE 39<3
mackroh 2 years ago
CHIKOSHIMAZUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
onlinefreek 2 years ago
She is the walrus
HBSnaruto20 2 years ago
goo goo k' joob
clemsonman0503 2 years ago
um did the guy at 1:20 say katana
SupasonicNinja117 2 years ago
HARRO MIY-KA TIE-SUN
MaliciousMalice 2 years ago 3
SUTAA ZA SUPU~
singinglawnchair 2 years ago
I like Toms dance at 0:45, that's the way to do it! xD
mackroh 2 years ago
nice on mikes voice again
LuigiFan99 2 years ago
I NEED ENERGY TREE NOW!!!
Coop234555 2 years ago
Lol sam
saxman968 2 years ago
r these for real? lol
jamesbelas 2 years ago
HARO, MAYKO TAYSOO 1:45
vegardertilbake1 2 years ago 2
Lol all the stuff you do with Mike Tyson is Hilarious!
Vilerous 2 years ago 3
lol That woman is now a walrus!
lcjj7 2 years ago 5
My mind is blown!
Coop234555 2 years ago
HADI'GEH'BUR'D?!?!?!?!
briani4735263 2 years ago
some of this is in korean lol, but great episode anyway
ipodish 2 years ago 5
stoor da soopa
Quantumlogik 2 years ago
Man, this is hilarious.
I've been living in Japan for 6 years and you do see things like this. Okay, not this absurd (of course).
These days it's Brad Pitt and Cameron Diaz for Softbank.
JayJayNZ 2 years ago
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this shit is so cheap... the writings/lines arent even in japanese. i only hope the guy who made this wasnt sober wen he made all this
MsEmigo 2 years ago
HOW CAN THEY INSULT GLORIOUS NIPPON LIKE THAT?!
How about you, I don't know, die in a fire?
F3tusRape 2 years ago 5
Nippon fighting!
foreignXexpressions 2 years ago
idk i kinda liked japanese
the teacher would just give me As because i was about the only student in the class who didn't act like one of those annoying japanophile otaku kids
she told me that i should go teach english and i might take her up on that advice...sometimes i kind of wonder why we didn't just nuke that whole damn island though
japan's all fucked up imo
ucihapokujin 2 years ago