If I was a YouTube NonStar

[itscooltobeyou]

haha, I dare you guys to take on the Barenaked Ladies, One Week.

[InsanityRocksMyWorld]

BOOTY DANCE!!

[tankpup]

brian.. I can't wait to see your booty dance after you win the nonstar.. LOL.. That gonna be Great...

[Giaow]

I just love the lyrics!!

[thatjellyfish]

what is the name of the original song if you guys done a parody of course

[bnessel1973]

If I had a million dollars, by the Barenaked Ladies.

[DealyRizazamatizazz]

You two are great together. Very funny vid, and classic tune.

[Tipples84]

Wicked!!

[bfisme]

Great collaboration!

[Picabean]

What a great song!

[kayceprincess]

Ha Ha nice one brian kay`ce shouted oh mummy its if i had a million dollers!!!!!(its kay`ce frav song)..but have to say you guys did a good job!!!! well done

[worm2glow]

Just wanted to let you know that this 'song' is in my head now!! And people start looking weird at me...

Great, thank you.

[greendayfan554]

LOL! funny! "And you look good wih hair" lmbo!

[bnessel1973]

A case of grape juice is coming your way!

YES! : )

[DiscoverCanadaEh]

Hey!!! You guys can sing... sort of! Hahahaha!!! Where's Andrea when we need her???

Lilia and Her Mom

=) =)

[dreaminvasion]

haha awesome

thanks for mocking youtube celebrity-ism

people need to lighten up :)

[rp1000]

cool col!

[SharpieShawn]

nice parody of 'If I had a Million Dollars' by The Barenaked Ladies!

hah

[popparoc46]

I just had to watch this again, Brian. You're a favourite. - roc

[worm2glow]

I have to admit, I was kinda 'scared' when the music started... But, this is soo awesome! More than a hundred comments can't be wrong :-) I'm more than impressed! Great work...

[tankpup]

I am never disappointed with your videos. You are so created.. BRILLIANT... Keep up the Fantastic work... GOOD LUCK with the youtube nonstar. I am confident you will be the winner of youtube nonstar.

[f3xpgm]

That was brilliant! You guys rock out! Very very cool! Thanks for the video! Peace!

[suuzzee5]

If you don't win this NonStars thingie, I'll be genuinely surprised. All of your videos and collaborations are spot on. Your channel isn't set as my home page yet, but it's close, real close.

[IAGuy06]

'STOP IT! STOP IT!'(I yell at the screen) I really wish people would quit kissing the camera. First Nalts now you. It just creeps me out seeing those HUGE lips coming at me.

At least you weren't all slobbery like Kevin though. :)

[nise612]

that was great! Very creative!!!

[italianguyfromny]

AWESOME!!

[WrenFreya]

That was great! 5 Stars!

[DaleATL2]

VERY IMPRESSIVE!

*wilts into the corner to lick wounds*

:D

[dherae]

Hilarious!! Great one!

[glock882]

it's not possible for you to loss

[sparkybennett]

"big ball of man meat"

you made me spit on my monitor

hysterical

[vmanvand]

this was funny 5star and favorite and I might let you have some of my hair as well,,,well no

[Candee14]

If you win, it's so because of me. Cuz I voted for you. Which means I'll be expecting a "booty dance" video in my YT inbox. kthanx.

[sillybl]

BNL used to be my favorite band and when I heard the music start holy crap was I giddy! brilliant

[AikoShrek]

bnessel you can SING??? wow... Loved the melody!

[bnessel1973]

I can?!

[wouldyoumind09]

thanks bro, now i'm going to be humming this all night

already voted :)

[bnessel1973]

I apologize, sis. Think of the Humpty Dance. Once I get that song in my head, nothing else will fit.

[wouldyoumind09]

Hmmm Humpty Dance vs Bnessel&Musosf that's a hard decision. Maybe I should mix the two and have both

[Eclipse807]

I LOVE IT!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you!

[pablokickasso417]

Nice job fellas. I'm usually not a big fan of this kind of video, but you really pulled it off nicely.

[bnessel1973]

I don't know who would be a big fan of this kind of video, but thank you for not hating it. : )

[pablokickasso417]

Communists.

[bnessel1973]

That actually made me "LOL" and I hate typing LOL.

[MMSP23]

Did you guys think of that song all by yourselves?

E e e w w w Brian, I just saw the end of the vid. Did you have to ... now I can't have my breakfast.

[bnessel1973]

Yes, we thought of it all by ourselves. And I apologize for the pucker. Hindsight is just too late, I guess.

[gijoedaisy]

Whoowoo! Booty dance always gets votes!! What a happy song...

[bnessel1973]

I think I pulled a hammy.

[pherenika]

I can't take more! Seeing you and Mike in the same video is just too much! *squee*

[bnessel1973]

It's like a big ball of man meat, isn't it?

[pherenika]

*mental picture*

[captaininsomnio]

when you sing... you sing to me. DONT YOU?!

[musosf]

Marla...is that you?

[bnessel1973]

When I sing, I sing to my heart. When I dance, it's all about you!

[powa2life]

this is so hypnotic....can't get the song out of my head now arggg!

[bnessel1973]

Evil, isn't it?

[loerya99]

You both have my vote! Where can I buy the CD?

[bnessel1973]

It's in some of your lower quality second hand shops.

[jma146]

This is the most hypnotic thing I have ever seen.

[bnessel1973]

Like watching a car wreck, isn't it?

[playsNiceWithOthers]

Brian, this was one of your best videos yet... that Mike guy is super talented. Ok Ok, so are you. Sheesh.... :) Good luck to both of ya

[bnessel1973]

Thank you, Canada! And see, we used your peeps!

[jinxie3334]

Wow, you all sound great. Funny song.

[bnessel1973]

Let's just say Mike did a great job editing the audio. : )

[thespenc]

You guys are nuts.... too funny.LOL

[bnessel1973]

I appreciate that comment, thanks!

[Vner]

Encore, encore!!!! my smile just became wider and wider watching the vid:))))))

can't wait to hear the next song if you are opposed!!death metal??........minuet? lol

[bnessel1973]

I was thinking Polka.

[musosf]

How bout "Sonata Humiliata"?

[adnerb924]

I came here because I saw it in musosf's channel. Bit I just had to stop by in here too..to tell you...you guys did an AMAZING job! I would give you 10 stars ..but I can't ..so do you accept a $10 bill?

[bnessel1973]

No money, please ... okay, just a little. : ) Thank you!

[winger1212]

This is awesome. ooops. Wrong one up on my site. Will fix later.

Can you sing opera?

[bnessel1973]

Can a bear crap in an airplane?

[Sequoya]

I almost forgot to vote! I got it in just in time. :)

[bnessel1973]

Glad you could make it! : )

[bobissocoollike]

were those real knives??? loll congrats on another awesome video!!

[bnessel1973]

Yes, real knives. Real sharp knives. : (

[ripperjackthe]

If justin timberlake sees this vid he will give you a contract just like Esmee. Man i really loved it, how do you keep coming up with these ideas. JAck

[bnessel1973]

My mind is an endless well of drivel! : )

[moomay11649]

Great song too Brian. You've got my vote!

Moomay

[bnessel1973]

I appreciate it.

[moomay11649]

5 star video as usual Brian. You have a great voice.

Moomay

[bnessel1973]

Thank you, moomay. : )

[charlambe]

you guys sing awesome.

[bnessel1973]

Aw, thanks. I credit Muso - the boy gots the pipes!

[musosf]

Pipe down, ya flatterer.

[TankCarl]

hahaha I like the BNL parody.

[bnessel1973]

It was fun to do, and a great song to work with.

[timido66]

Wow, great vid. You guys should hit the road, over and over. LOL I've been votin for ya.

[bnessel1973]

Thank you!  I really appreciate it.

[popparoc46]

I enjoyed it right to the end. The lips were a little startling, but I got through it okay. - roc

[bnessel1973]

Glad you could make it through that, roc! Thanks!

[musosf]

And a band name is born: The Startling Lips.

[popparoc46]

You are right - a great band name!  You never know what will spew out! (I'm laughing) - roc

[vilmaa]

Well wasn't that beautiful. Where can I buy the single? ;D

[bnessel1973]

lousysingerdotcom. : )

[DahliaK]

Very cute, sweet, and endearing. Too bad about the video glitch in many of muso's segments. You guys both already have my votes and it gives me genuine pleasure to watch you. Hugs all around.

[bnessel1973]

Thanks Dahlia. The glitch may be my fault since I sent him something widescreen and he had to switch his video to widescreen. I somehow find a way to screw things up. : [

[musosf]

No Brian, it wasn't your fault. I'd re-shot mine in widescreen. I'm not sure what I did, but I did something.

[kayleewyatt]

great duet!

[bnessel1973]

Thanks!

[SadieDammit]

P.S- You're already cool :)

[bnessel1973]

You haven't got all the way through the book, huh?

[maryann712]

WOO HOOOO!! Nice job you guys! Jello all the way. Did you know about this the other night when we were talking about BNL?!??! I am a psychic. Or a psycho...

[bnessel1973]

Yes, it was already recorded! I about pooped when you brought them up!

[maryann712]

I've always had a sick sense for that kind of thing LOL

[musosf]

Why does everybody keep talking about BNL? I was singing a Cheap Trick song, I don't know what's coming out your speakers...

[SadieDammit]

Lookit you two! That was awesome! Still giggling :)

[bnessel1973]

Thanks Sadie! : ) I need to do a follow up Sadie song. Something about unrequited love. : )

[NyMets81]

If this isn't featured under cat. music (or even front page) then YouTubes got issues. Brillant vid you two, even the BNL's would be impressed!! :)

[bnessel1973]

Oh, it better not get featured. I'd hate to have any more people than necessary see the smooch at the end. Truly disturbing image.

[RavageReality]

That was fantastic, Brain! You're so talented, a genius even! No, more than that! Wait, what's more than genius? I know..you're an uber genius! If you weren't already married with kids, and I wasn't in love with my boyfriend, and I was even midly attracted to you, and we didn't live in different states, I'd pretend to want to have your babies!

5 stars as always!

[RavageReality]

Please forgive the Freudian slip that occurred because of my excitement, BrIAn. Aw, look at that, I've gushed about you so much I have a stain on the carpet.

[bnessel1973]

I laughed my butt off when I got to mi(l)dly attracted! Too funny!!! Maybe the best comment ever! : )

[RavageReality]

Best ever? Hmmmm, I wonder what level I could achieve if I typed without errors?! Certainly never uber genius.

[bnessel1973]

Pretty close, I think!

[minorwho]

Nice, are you sure you two aren't brothers?

[bnessel1973]

Mike may take that as an insult. : )

[musosf]

I have no brothers, only sisters. That may not rule Brian out. >:)

[minorwho]

lol

[bnessel1973]

Oh no you di'ent!

[musosf]

Crap. The last time you did that you slew me with a giggle-bomb. I am no match for you.

[SuziNess1968]

OH MY GOSH! This was awesome! Loved it - so impressed! Gotta watch again....!

[bnessel1973]

Only watch twice. The third time just becomes annoying, and by the forth you'll end up hating that I'm related to you.

[playsNiceWithOthers]

Hey you!! when are you doing another video?? hehehehe

[FantasticBabblings]

That was great! Until the end when Brian's puckered up lips started coming towards the camera, it was like when my late Aunt Kaye used to come at me and it scared the crap out of me and dredged up serious psychological issues... Otherwise, great stuff.

[DahliaK]

We have Nalts to blame for the kissing-the-lens phenomenon, and I think the United Nations should take this up as a human rights issue. YECCCCCCH.

[bnessel1973]

I apologize deeply. I didn't realize how disturbing it was until I saw it on YouTube. I myself may have nightmares about it. My bad.

[musosf]

Self-humiliation is a requirement for YouTube NonStars, Brian. I commend you for taking the first step down the slippery slope. Remember, last season it led to Hugh in a yellow thong so you ain't seen nothin' yet.

[bnessel1973]

If I wore a yellow thong it would look like a pear with a rubber band around it. No one needs to see that.

[musosf]

Sorry, that excuse won't fly (funny as it is :):) You've just described exactly what Hugh looked like in it (he wouldn't argue with that assessment). It is possible to frighten people into voting for you... :)

[GeneticBlend]

WOW! Damn that was cool! I want to do a duet with you too! Of course you would have to sing both parts but still. Awesome video collab brother. *****

[DahliaK]

aren't they adorable in this? :D

[bnessel1973]

Aw, shucks. : )

[GeneticBlend]

Dahlia, they really are soooo adorable in this. I just want to pinch their cheeks! (I will not go for the obvious joke there) :^P

[bnessel1973]

We could make sweet music together, Joe. And we may even sing, too.

[GeneticBlend]

Brian, How is it you always find a way to turn the most innocent of comments into a sordid, erotic, twisted, man love festival?

[bnessel1973]

I was talking about playing banjos, Joe. You perv.

[trillian57]

Bravo! When is this act going on the road? I wonder how long I'll have this tune floating around in my head?

[bnessel1973]

Mike and I will be starting the NonStars tour in September. We will appear in Rest Homes around the country.

[musosf]

I'm off to fire our manager. BRB...

[dancegypsy]

Great collaboration, guys! I was hard-pressed, after Scooterx brought out the kids and all, but musosf's latest round of videos won it for me. Loved his talking ballot box.

Brian. You really can sing. I saw/heard hints of that previously, but this was really great. Good voice.

bnessel1973 FTW overall!

[bnessel1973]

Thank you! Once in a while I don't sound too God awful. : )

[eefgirl]

Like I said to musosf this gives me a dilemma at one point.. i will have to choose aah horror maybe you two can help me decide

[bnessel1973]

Oh, don't fret, eef. If Mike and I go head to head, just feel free to vote for me. I wouldn' want you stressing out over it - so voting for me takes that away.: )

[musosf]

I agree. Then I won't have to stress over it either. :)

[Baku]

*applause* Great job both of you, it's a really catchy song.. xD Great now it's stuck in my head! Anyway I've voted for some time ago, so there isn't much I can do! :(

The only thing I can do right now is hoping that you'll get to the next round and wish you good luck! :D

[bnessel1973]

Thanks. I hope Mike makes it, too. Maybe he and skooter will tie and they'll BOTH make it!  In a perfect world...

[Baku]

Now that would be pretty intersting if it was a tie and the both would make it! :D

[yeuxlumineuxNtx]

Muy bueno bang bang loved it loved it loved it! :))) YE&#9829X

[bnessel1973]

Gracias!

[christpher451]

Hilarious! But man, I didn't need to see that bootie dance! Seriously, excellent video.

[bnessel1973]

Oddly enough, no one has EVER wanted to see that. I'm starting to have a complex.

[musosf]

You have a complex of complexes, Brian. Luckily the rent's cheap.

[RawVeganBabyBoomer]

you two are so good together ! And musosf looks really good in that wig LOL

Ya'll are a HOOT !

[Ranblv]

Great video, catchy tune.

Now I will never get this song out of my head.

Good luck to both of you.

[bnessel1973]

Thank you. Mike needs everyone's support. Even though I love skooter, Mike's been working his tail off in this competition.

[Ranblv]

well you both forgot to attach this video to the contest video.

so only his subscribers will see it.

I posted a comment about it on his video post too.

[bnessel1973]

I just fixed that, because I saw your comment on his video. So, it should appear soon. Thanks!

[musosf]

So *that's* where my tail went! I worked it off! I thought I shook it off doing booty dances.

[Eemma]

OMG i'm SOOO gonna have this song in my head ALL day :P Best collab video ever!! :D

[bnessel1973]

Aw thanks Eemma ... and I'm sorry. : )

[GeneticBlend]

Me too!!! I've even been listening to death metal all morning and still... "If I was a Youtube NonStar...." I am happier for having listened to it though.

[musosf]

Just wait until you hear the King Diamond remix!

[Eemma]

It's STILL in my head!!!

[bnessel1973]

I have that effect on chicks.

[thatjellyfish]

that was toatally cool!!!!!!!

[bnessel1973]

I'm normally not associated with that word, so thanks!

[CultOfedbassmaster]

5 Stars!

[bnessel1973]

Mmm. Fish. : )

[GoboSpeaks]

amazing work guys!! lol loived it!

[bnessel1973]

Thank ya, Jill!

[musosf]

merci beaucoup gobo.

[DeXimE]

LMAO! This will enter the billboard top 100 in no time!

Byebye Sean Kingston, welcome NonStars! ;P lol

[DeXimE]

Oh and excellent overall production btw PROPS!

[bnessel1973]

Under "Songs thet will make your ears bleed"? : )