I'm Like A Hardware Store, Five Cents Per Screw (AsKassem #57)

[GlowingSurge246]

lmao jon na's face at the ending

[colalicious1]

1:21 the animal-cracker-centipede

[TotallyTestimonial]

I am a woman & I watch AsKassem!!! I also made a Video Response / Question of the Day...

See my Channel for my attempt please, <3 x

Thank you so much...

[odensmeadhorn]

dc is for fags



[beasterbastard]

this is what my brain was like with a heavy dose of microdot...

[xundarz]

The editing is insane! And only on this episode I began paying attention to the spinning Kassems on his arms and in the background =)))

[iI3ennnxD]

@XxTheStealthyClownxX you seriously have severe brain damage, iron man is 10 times as good as batman he has better equipment, is more intelligent and has a cooler outfit. Which is why marvel is better than DC.

[XxTheStealthyClownxX]

Kaseem, you can go fuck yourself! Marvel sucks! Batman's fucking better than any Marvel superhero and he has no god damned powers. Your nose must be distracting you from making a clear decision

[yousufm88]

:O kassem said facebook normally at 1:45

[jkewl360]

Sweet Kassem likes Marvel too! Now i have to switch to DC...

[maryatlxo]

he said facebook normal in this one.

[Cellkitty]

I have the shirt he has on right in this video.

[mrgarcia801]

You shuld quit, doing what ever you do, or whatever?

[NUNATION23]

Hello this is Kassem and i take it up my ass

[FFhardstyle]

I would sign up for Netflix but it isnt available for my country ;(

[pyroVoid]

@TommyWeusthof How is he supposed to get a Maxim Model on the show..lmao shes not a youtuber

[awesometown1000]

Kassem G's dick is like the Welfare Offices. Poor people are forced to see it, and everyone else stays far away from it.

[PoopyMcNutFace]

i bet none of us watch the videos that kassem shows at the end

:D

[iAlexNamaru]

I knew there was gonna be a top comment about the 15 last seconds.

[moxsy17]

i'm gonna get me a wolf tee just cos i love you that much gharaibeh!

[alexmini123]

Fuck You.

[TheArdenWhite]

My friend thinks he has a sexy nose :D

[vin13ish]

Are you gay?

[GreenFloyd12]

@vin13ish Yes.

[skullkid960]

@GreenFloyd12 lol

[MrMusicManSaam]

I saw a Girl With a wolf jumper you would have liked....She looked like a Knob Btw

[HaLo3GoDs21]

jesus christ d flesh the amount of kassems in this episode is really pissing me off like i cant watch this shit without wondering what the fuck is going to pop out of his hands

[sonotquiet]

Yes Kassem, 57 was definitely a short ep...Very short... Just like your dick!

[Qaphsiel1]

you ass hole i have aspergers. na im just bjokenn.

[Qaphsiel1]

the only reason i watch this crap is because im waitting for more cali on ep.

[alexmccoolio7]

I have aspergers you dick., but your still funny.

[CMaynardlikeschicken]

Kassem's nose is so long, he can scratch his gooch with it

[MyNameIsMaxYo]

d flesh is the best editor evar

[starlockster]

Having asbergers doesn't mean your retarded because smart people like Albert

Einstein had it. Its the opposite way around.

[fububoi]

im fucking tripping balls.. dont watch this shit when your stoned..

[CautionCorrosive]

everytime you say googerprus I fall in love...

[gvstyler10]

4:01 Jon Na epic face :D

[St1ckm3npwn]

This one is so old

[AudioElement]

really? Just black screen? I never have black screens.

[SirScs]

I love the person who edits this... However, someday the plugs at the end are going to be longer than the show :/

[1stRogInAz]

@SirScs Thank You............ I am not the only one who thinks this is true.

[Bibibri3]

at 2:42 i was like what???!!! because my name is brianna... lol

[littleman873]

kassem g is like a shotgun one cock he blows

[m2k911]

netflix is not available in my country

[momookim]

ha kassem wanted ppl to wait til the end of the show cuz some youtubers add little clips at the end.... there was nothing :(

[therav510]

fuck marvel DC FTW!!!

[leglaw6]

stop fucking ripping off kyle when u do google plus intro.

[Bahzad23]

lol the show really ends at 4:37 they just added 15 seconds to make it seem longer. lazy fucks

[PublicVIDE0]

I want my comment on the show two, sooo how does this channel even stay online?

[pikez17]

Go to netflix and have a really really lame bad selection of streamable movies, COOL!

[TheGeck777]

kassems girlfriend is like his channel; they just turned 6

[Bahzad23]

@TheGeck777 dude shut the fuck up your jokes arent funny stop tryin to get ur lame ass comments on the show

[TheGeck777]

Kassems nose has more boogie then under all kids beds

[TheGeck777]

Kassem wanted to be a white nose life guard but they dont make enough sunscreen

[TheGeck777]

The boogies in kassem's nose could feed a family for 300 days

[MegaDevc]

kassemg's like a shot gun two cocks and he blows

[Mrblowert]

You probably could find Narnia in Kassem's dungeon nose.

[Hilly108]

Jon Na's face 3:58 

[Bafomets]

Gayest gay, fucking cunt

[dadassahin]

kassem i hate you for letting me wait for the "YOHN FUCKING NA" thing

[domgod90]

Kassemg's penis is like this episode ...half the average length

[EmilSomething]

I was going to tell a gay-joke about Kassem, butt-fuck it...

[EmilSomething]

KassemG is adopted from HUGENOSEISTAN

[EmilSomething]

Kassem Gharaibeh! You suck! Bring in your little brother Omar Gharaibeh! I bet u he could make a much better show!

[littledale5]

Kassemgs penis is shorter then RWJ

[dafuqbitch]

@littledale5 NO! Nothing - NOTHING - has shorter cock or more Super AIDS than Ray "Fake & Gay Transition in a Tiny Car" William Johnson. FUCK!

[sjeezy93]

why doesn't it show up when it's posted in my sub box dang it.

[Theillusionpeace]

I looked up KassemG on google to seeing how he got popular and all this gay porn popped up

[alanna2299222]

how do you keep this piece of shit going?

[TuskanyTV]

DC ALL DAY lol

[Coles109]

Hey Kassem G I like how You Laugh! Can You Laugh So Hard For Me? That Would Make My Day And Support Your Show Even More :) 8=D

[bacKFLip1001]

Kassem G is a faggot. But Jon Na is cool.

[jraevis]

Kassem G was the inspiration for birth control.

[SuperZackattack23]

Yesterday, I saw Kassem G Masterbating. But dont worry, it was to small to see

[LogicIsForPussies]

Kassem breathes with his mouth, because if he did with his nose, his lungs would explode.

[NOlife1373]

kassem g is in my gay cunts circle.

[helenxann]

Fuck Vin! I am trying to get OUT of NC while he leaves to go to NC. ha.

[skatevann]

john na is hiding in kassems nose hes not dead.

[skatevann]

Kassem g has dick tipped nipples.

[MegaJewpower]

dick tits

[phillyfishman26]

Where is the new Askassem?

[ShinobiGarth]

Kassem is like Chuck Testa, he enjoys fondling dead animals

[xxslugviciousxx]

Can you put a cows head and elf shoes with bells on my comment and than hump it with your nose??

[ShinobiGarth]

Layne is a wiener

[XtremelyAnonymous420]

the best part of this show was 4:37 - 4:52

[ToyFrom44]

Kassem's penis is like Osama bin Laden, take's a very long time to find it.

[reddemon652]

Your nose or your penus wich ones bigger

[EmilSomething]

KassemGs nose is just as big as Bill Gates fortune

[EmilSomething]

KassemGs nose is just as big as Bill Gates fortune

[EmilSomething]

KassemG is adopted from HUGENOSEISTAN

[EmilSomething]

KassemG is adopted from HUGENOSEISTAN

[RaiBok]

cant w8 for #58

[B0SSSH0W]

Kassems penis is like lady gagas , short and shouldnt be there.

[Clown4740]

The comments on the videos are more funny then your show just sayin...

[Emmett06yea]

When Kassem takes a hot shower its like a normal shower but with him in it.

[LeeBreaux]

@Emmett06yea charlie sheen?

[pwnedbysosa]

why is his nose so big...



[BettyLuvx3]

@olger05 foeny or die

[BettyLuvx3]

@olger05 by the way , get me picture *wink*

[olger05]

@BettyLuvx3 yes i got it,,, mister

[xxslugviciousxx]

RaywilliamJohnson comment question of the day asked "what blows you away?" I answered "Kassemg sneezing" I hope it gets picked as a comment!!

[NGSFilms]

The numbers of Thumbs Up this gets is the number of thumbs that have been up Kassems butthole.

[Levino85]

The philosophy from the Team America movie of the purpose of Dicks, Pussy, and Assholes. Who in your cast of AsKassem fits this philosophy including yourself?

[dragon12373]

Hilter had to stop his speech when Kassem sneeze

[krabstarr1]

kessemg's mouth is actually a misplaced vagina....guess hes not actually gay

[thebunnyofdeath456]

Kassem must have assgasms all the time

[ThatRandomComment]

Turtles Have A Green Shell.

[xxslugviciousxx]

This show is so gay......thats reason enough for me to keep watching.

[kickingbabiesisfun]

Kassem was born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen.

[cjc1193]

Kassem g's penis is like global warming. Everyone believes its a myth because al gores the only one who's felt its affects

[MrFranklinz]

Thumbs up if you re-watched the toilet scene to see the chair

[cjc1193]

Kassem g likes his shoes the way he likes his girls, 10 1/2. Preferably runners

[Xxsharkman423Xx]

kassemg auditioned to play cyrano de bergerac but they said his nose was too big

[RetGamingTV]

Kassem is living proof that even a transvestite can a successful career in shitty online videos

[flowerpower111]

This show fucking sucks dude... what keeps it going??

[Complete420]

@CxNavratil you must not watch this show much if you think thats why he says it like that.

[MrMoodyKSA]

only kassem who can touch his asshole using only his nose

[bigPar3kh]

Kassem g is a faggot.

[DJRafaelChavez]

Kassem G is like a camp fire, everyone puts his sausage in it.

[SangtheMang]

KassemG is like a shotgun. One cock and he blows

[Mrblowert]

Kassemg is like Geico; he's so easy a caveman could do him.

[HaiImNate]

Kassemg is like GEICO Shes so easy a caveman could do her...

[CxNavratil]

Everytime I watch your Videos, I have to set the quality on 240p because your penis face look so damn ugly on high quality...

[JosieIsTheBreast]

does anyone askassem questions anymore?

[CxNavratil]

haha he has a speech defect, he said google prus

[xXDeadxManxWalkingXx]

Kassem G is like a fireman's pole,

A lot of men have gone down on him.

[KiwiBirdGoesSquack]

Thumbs up if you've paused at 00:12

[PoppinJbug]

netflix have to promote kassemg OR GET RAPED BY HIS NOSE

[PoppinJbug]

kassemG's nose is so big its more famous than the macdonalds sign

[Znaroks1998]

Kassem's penis is smaller than the line of kids trick-or-treating at Casey Anthony's house

[bittybaby98]

why the uncomfortably long silence at the end?

[Ijustneedthatsong]

love the SNL music

[usuck810]

Hey kassem , can you and everybody rape my comment ?

[ImTakingALook]

Kassem G knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

[MrEvilLunchBox]

DO A FUCKING ANIMATION OF YOUR NOSE BENDING SPACE/TIME DAMMIT!

[MrEvilLunchBox]

I've heard stories about your nose being so heavy and massive that it bends space/time, is it true?

[ormiselbirth]

Everybody nose KassemG is a good person, who deserves love and respect.

[dragon12373]

I printed Kassem g face on a A1 paper but only his nose was seem

[megangerfilms]

Kasthem G thshould make the next episthode with only a listhp! Pleeeasthhe!!

[blackwiza24]

Why are people so mean with Kassem G lol? AND WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING SHITTY NOSE JOKES.

[xxslugviciousxx]

@blackwiza24 Who nose....

[SimpLePoISoNvx]

Kassem G works at a gay strip club as a pole

[jtyree971]

nice job on single handedly loosing netflix 800000 subscribers! how the Fuck are they still suporting this shitty show?

[VaNiiLLaFiiLTH]

Vin Vlog sucks.

[Marshallsiphone]

KassemG's family tree is a cactus because everyone on it's a prick!

[JuniperLamplight16]

If KassemG was on the Titanic, his nose would've hit the glacier before the ship did.

[TheJry123456789]

KassemG is responsible for knockin up that girl, not bieber she's a lesbian.

[TheMichigunner]

KassemG is the other powerpuff girl who got the worst of "Chemical X".

[LoveJaeger]

KassemG has another nose inside his nose, noseception.

[DubKone]

I thought i saw Kassem G's penis, but it was just the shade caused by his nose.

[xXTestCrashDummyXx]

KassemG was an accident in the test tube factory

[KOSOVO4EVERSERBIA]

Kassem is proof that evolution can go in reverse.

[DaHugBug]

Kassem nosebangs to Jusin Bieber songs.

[KOSOVO4EVERSERBIA]

Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?

[KOSOVO4EVERSERBIA]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

[KillerToost]

netflix sucks, i doesnt work in holland =O

[EmilSomething]

KassemG is a moviestar, he played pinocchio

[EmilSomething]

KassemG is like Sherman in American Pie