1000 Ways To Die #198 Samurai Death Squad

[numb3r2wo]

I was mad as hell when they showed a white guy talking about Bushido code. Like, wtf?

That's worse than Tom Cruise playing the Last Samurai,

[katietimmons]

my eyes hurt

[GermanyKillsZ]

hahaha ich will auch

[MrDesertwhale]

these people r stupid they should die

[goldina66]

Crazy

[diegonikki]

at least he dies in honor 

[FGBCHENG]

lmfao... these idiots deserves to die

[Demonboi9]

This show, and it's actors are awful. I especially think it's funny when people in the comments are like "she's ugly; she deserved to die", as if someone actually video taped it.

[sweetnsour1231]

@mattscoots3940 fuck yes

[MattScoots3940]

I totaly would have called it "Samur-Eyed"

[darkjewelsxx]

oh its a guy got scared so got too scared so cruel!

[darkjewelsxx]

cant look *closes eyes* whats going to happene!?! *opens eyes* girl gets stabbed* im scared to watch this now

[Tin98Tin]

the vid is ok but try to upload the digital video not to record your tv

[MisterAbs003]

Knock amora, as in Nakamura, as in Hiro Nakamura from Heroes.

[HeilEvilCupCake]

fuckin japs

[spike48853]

Meep. Better actors

[TheNightFury321]

the face at the beginning was creeping me out.

[theawsumdj]

Because how else would we have known he was dead?

[TheInfinitywise]

What kind of camera are u using?

[362762373]

240sx

[Anduy]

Who the fuck would bother explaining death by a fucking spear through the head????

[arob61897]

when i saw the "goddess of death" i thought she was the one who gonna die....WHAT A TWIST!!

[Chloesmith469]

God Damn

[DMR3000]

Which girl to bang? One of the school girls or The Geisha goddess of death....

[savi2341]

I just saw something odd

[ARavingLooony]

even more proof Japans fucked up

[UMadOrSomething]

What the fuck Japan?

[bubblemanxD1]

filmed with a sponge

[NorthernWaterTribe15]

Thumbs up if anytime you hear the narrator you think of Slade from Teen Titans :)

[danielaamalia123]

iwwwwww..........



[buddflicks]

-me fast forwarding to the part where he explains- okay I'm glad I didn't see how he died -spear through eye- AWEEWWEWEGHH

[Tyannalyn]

@buddflicks LOLOLOLOL

[Zendrioh]

I love how he said slutty school girl clothes xD

[MrCliffclay]

Well when you got a spear sticking out of the back of your head i really do not think you need a doctor telling you how that person died..

[frenchfrieperson2]

akamoro:not exactly what i had in mind...but affective nontheless

[KidMutantstarr]

.............blank stare............

[Hanleyman2]

was expecting the girl dressed as "the geisha goddess of death" to die...

[superduperckick422]

Dumb asses

[jackgarrity123]

i was going to write a gay comment... but then i took a spear to the eye

[gojaydeego3]

it should have been called sam-er-die

[HikaruYamamura]

So much for the stereotype that Asians are smart...

[DGregster]

2:22 We don't need a scientific explanation to understand how getting speared through the head results in death.

[reaggacashtro801]

@DGregster Yes we do.

[newharbour9]

@DGregster i only want t oknow if it was quick death ... i always hope it is..

[RaDiOActIveEgGS]

the girls stand around in slutty school girl outfits looking hot

lol

[femalepoo]

0:30 JERRY JERRY JERRY

[NipahFilms]

I'm on DeathTube

[chesiregirl]

The way they talked they made it sound like the geisha was going to die...

[youstinkofshit]

this is stupid

[parentsofpwnage]

I needed an expert to tell me what happens when you get stabbed in the head.

[linuslillen01]

@parentsofpwnage i guess it's a running gag.

[MsLoca1170]

@parentsofpwnage i think thats why they did that cause they got stub in the head 4 being stupid

[THExONE77]

@parentsofpwnage

it is simple black world an then the END

[candytreatgirl1]

The eye u smart one!!! Lol

[MitchBarnes2010]

and death wins the grudge looks ugly and i am emo as you are am i right or right?

[MitchBarnes2010]

what a hot mess

[mando21fz]

con ke pepino grabaste

[Selena22184]

This was recomended to me WTF YouTube?!

[BlackSceneGirl13]

ew...

[Charlieroxs2]

Who drives the car?

[ivegot99cra]

@Charlieroxs2 Your thick

[TheNinjian]

Lol lol lol and tet hurts

[angelie1998]

lol



[MitchBarnes2010]

WERE THEY DRIVING THE CAR TOO? THEN WHOS THE SLUTTY UGLY GIRLS HAVE TO DO?

[RogueKnight12866]

@MitchBarnes2010 The girls in the schoolgirl getups are NOT ugly at all, they are hot but yes they defnitely are slutty. I like Asian women but these would not be what I would want.

[BIGEYECompany]

Fail XD

[landontice]

like a boss



[MitchBarnes2010]

idiots they should of used foam swords from minecraft .....the girl with makeup looks like the grudge

[EpicSoulChick]

@MitchBarnes2010 its geisha makeup

[MitchBarnes2010]

@EpicSoulChick ya creepy though

[EpicSoulChick]

@MitchBarnes2010 xD lol a little

[MitchBarnes2010]

@EpicSoulChick OH YOU WERE HERE

[EpicSoulChick]

@MitchBarnes2010 what?

[YoshiBrothers1998]

@MitchBarnes2010 well this isn't minecraft idiot.This isi real life -_-

[MitchBarnes2010]

@YoshiBrothers1998 gees this is my vid you dont own it

[SimCrazyChick]

@YoshiBrothers1998

Its not real life either idiot it's acting/showing examples of many ways to die. -_-

[TheJason2420]

@MitchBarnes2010 u play minecraft good 4 u it's a kik ass game

[jrodtidefan]

@MitchBarnes2010 Its a reenactment

[kennakis09]

Thumbs up if u thot sifu said stfu

[YaoiCutieX3]

Godess of death is beautiful :D

[YaoiCutieX3]

See, this is why you dont give beer to Asians :D

[TheSan069]

KEEEE-YAAAHHHHH TAKE THIS BIATCH!

[GoRRILaZ1000]

HEY GUYS!! LETS HANG OUT OF CARS WITH SPEARS AND TRY TO STAB EACH OTHER AT HIGH SPEEDS!!! IT WILL BE AMAZING!! 10 minutes later... HES DEAD!!! OH MY MOTHERF****** GOD HES DEAD!!!!

[asdasddas100]

@cabalfan800 Ur not alone

[Kate4321234]

i saw this just the other day on T.V.

[holyPfarrer]

Bushido :D

[cabalfan800]

God dam it hate my fone takes 4ever to play

[cabalfan800]

I tried lookin up the skirts on da beginning. :(

[4thwatcher777]

Those schoolgirl were completely unnecessary

[dondopa]

@4thwatcher777 no it was necessary. i cannot imagine japan without schoolgirls. it would suck!

[4thwatcher777]

@dondopa The school girls had no necessary role in this death :p

[dondopa]

@4thwatcher777 school girls distract them with their apparel making them accidentally gouge each other's eyes out.

[4thwatcher777]

@dondopa The video never said the guy was distracted by the schoolgirls. They just said he missed. The schoolgirls had no necessary role.

[dondopa]

@4thwatcher777 i know that the narrator never said that. thats just the way i am imagining it to be.

[royzx5]

im guessing that they won't be making it to Power Rangers Samurai

[Watza26]

the best



[crazygurls25]

what the fuck you do not use real spears like really gosh

[amsutrisno]

Dumb asses

[lolla4743]

This is discusting

[1SavageDragon1]

...who won?

[schrickerraymond]

i expected the title of this death to be "Samur-eye," or something similar.

[75lexluther]

i mean this cant be the 1st death doing that

[kaycorey1]

deathurai

[MATTxPEYTON]

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[rainingcupcake17]

I swear.... people thOse dayz...?

[Beastin132]

Very dishonourable

[fd3]

Aww! I thought the twist was that the geisha woman in the middle would be killed. That would have been pretty cool.

[mirokusonlywoman]

He's gonna be reborn and he's gonna get a past life regression.

Psychic: I see who you once were. You were a samurai back in 2009.

Him: Ohh! I must have been so cool!!! :D

Psychic: ...You died by jousting in a car trying to impress girls.

Him: ... How...?

Psychic: You got stabbed straight through the eye by your opponent.

Him: How brave... -_-;;;

[fragmanize]

#694 New youtube layout. Nuff said.

[MegaGoodburger]

oh hey buddy i have a fun idea, lets dress up and ride out of the side of car and go at each other with pointy spears!

[fluffysunset17]

Omygod creepy

[IntensiveNinja]

and that's why it's called the death squad.....

[hughjgm]

1:05 HOLD ON IS THAT THE GRUDGE .... oh no its just some Japanese girl

[KenyleineLaspina]

hahahaha she has no ass XD!! her skirt is shorter then an ipod nano and STILL you see nothing haha

[EricSchwin22]

1000 ways to die

Drinking 40 cups of Coffee in one day

[OldArmpitSmell]

niiice Nissan 240 rocks :D

[xmuraix77]

while looking dumb and dieing pointless death. lol

[KoolChiz1]

They didnt KNOW ANY BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

One of the guys: *stupid retarded ass voice* I dont understand. it was perfectly safe, nothing dangerouse about it. I thought 2+2=22

[Mrxbladezz]

this reminds me of mw2

[TheFurryHamster]

what does that have to do witht the girls?

[TheFurryHamster]

oh no thats my birthday July 17!

[dialga1034101]

ewwww at 233

[offtohawaii]

HOLY SHIT AT 1:03!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xSuPerxMan733]

Hmm, I wonder. is it manslaughter of charge of murder?

[mercha34]

my finger is longer than her dress

[PygmyAlpaca]

Most of these people die doing stupid things. Samurai joust-off? C'mon. People have no common sense.

[TheCupcake58345]

LIKE!!!If Yhu Thought A Girl Was Gunna Die

[funguyround]

natural selection at its finest

[69ER4c]

Somehow this is like death race

[pise632]

sexy girls xD

[MiseoZaoify]

"BOOM" Headshot!

[OMKR1]

Everything is BIG in Japan

[eric0100]

my ex mess up leaving a great guy like me :( we been together for 2 months and she end up talking about sex. i told her it too soon i wanna wait longer or better too wait till marry and she tell me how can we be together with out sex. so she broke up with me. since she broke up with me i knew right then she promble just wanna me for sex. cause sex is really not the meaning of love. i want someone who love me for who i am. and how great there personally is. it hard too find the right girl :(

[TheFlammableGas]

@eric0100 dude why the hell did i see this same comment of your's on like 3 fucking videos?!?!

[ilikejellowww]

@eric0100 wtf does that have to do with ANYTHING

[asiakia123]

Why were they using real spears?

IDIOTS!

[The343Player]

1000 ways to die.

I'm gonna estimate that 85% of the deaths involve

Complete stupidity of the victim

or

A douchebag/bitch who deserved what they got

[REPORTERYANDEUX]

@The343Player Absolutely!

[deathshadow2492]

@The343Player Pretty much.

[IroNoHimitsu]

@The343Player uhm I think its 100%

[chrysmania]

@The343Player ill said 95% was what you said , at least death #1 was something you could understand

[rewardilicious]

@The343Player The pilot episode was more realistic, but it was shocking. They changed it to where people are idiots or assholes to make viewers not feel bad for them so they could keep getting viewers.

[YaoiCutieX3]

@The343Player and the other 15% were shitfaced :D

[The343Player]

@YaoiCutieX3 I'd say the other 10% were shitfaced. There is the odd unfortunate person.

[YaoiCutieX3]

@The343Player what would you say the last 5% is?

[The343Player]

@YaoiCutieX3 The people who were just unfortunate. Like the dude with narcolepsy sleeping in a oven.

[YaoiCutieX3]

@The343Player ah xD

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

OK wow REALLY?! did they have to explain how the sowrd the his eye killed him?!?

[1NWS]

1000 ways to die #1001:

listing to Justin bieber and Rebecca black at same time

[TheFlammableGas]

@1NWS "Fribaby" AKA: Suicide.

[mitchv121]

@1NWS i think ill try that and see what its look lol

[luizwantsaguitar]

@1NWS dude, thats genocide D:

[MarcusTheTechKat]

@1NWS I think that should be #1 out of 1,000 deaths. D:

[sewagedweller]

japs + americans = WTF on steroids

[Matrix70151]

@sewagedweller Way to much anime for these people!!!!

[animestrike32]

@TheOneAndOnlyNinja1 cool story, bro

[thegameulost]

Stupid kids. Should have taken the deadly weapons in their hands more seriously.

[ArcticPrincesss]

WHYTHEHELL is a KUNGFU-master explaining JAPANESE traditions?

[hegie1172009]

I clicked this becuz of da thumbnail o.O thumbs up if u agree ;/

[tgcvision]

WTf why should anybody do shit like that, for looking cool?

it is impressiv that this killed only one, but not that one found his death.

[forza3mastA]

Cars r fake drifter u need the skylines and 350z or 370z

[LostMusicalMeanings]

@forza3mastA

It's a reenactment 

[gasmaskboi19371945]

July 17th 2009 my 12th Birthday

[DERNETY]

@gasmaskboi19371945 OMFG MINE TOO :O

[justpostcomments]

@FuckUs100 faking perve. Have some respect

[MrQWOPS]

Wooooo dumb

[FuckUs1000]

We need more Girl to dress like they do here!

[atmawpn89]

The premise of most anime?

People get stupider each day-_-...........even before there was school people wern't this dumb