Resident Evil 5 What the characters should have said

[halflifegamer5543]

but anyway i like it ^_^

jill:how my hair look

me: better

few seconds later

sheva:im having a matrix flash backs

me: uhhh what?

[TheThegirlbehindyou9]

Jill:bitch come here

Me:LMFAO

[heathslatersbabygirl]

i think i pooped my pants LMAO classic XD

[saleh106]

who is shadowleggy?

[Torijenova]

@saleh106 A member on YouTube well known for her Resident Evil Parodies.

[BENSPARTAN01]

6:50 to 7:16 i was eating popcorn:(

[tyler1136cat]

were did u get the words at can u give me the site? btw LOL

[ianjm00]

so the plot of the game is to take steroids every 20 minutes

[ToysAdventures]

i dont think wesker will ever change spencer he just rhino charged him instead i would have killed him to

[adonys10]

1:08 Wesker shouldve said

''SURPRISE MOTHA FUCKA!''

[UnstoppableBrawler]

lol i died laughing at 1:08 pause it

[kekkai666]

am I the only one who thinks that Wesker looks like an evil Ted Danson?

[majorevangelism]

Jill was was hotter in evil mode

[bahartjuh97]

Jill: ''touch him and I'll rip your face of''

xD hahahaaaa LMAO

[geico39]

You mastered the falcon punch LMFAO!!!!!

[adir907]

3:54 is the slutest lol

[rrcp1us]

lol Jill Are you alright? -I'm fan f*cking tastic! How do you think I feel?!

[rrcp1us]

I lol'ed. Chris, I think we should see other people.

[raidenkurosaki345]

Jill really hates Alice! XD

[HPec0ra]

LOL

[gohansupersayen2]

i love ! i love ! i love ! i love ! i love !!

[lf2davis]

wait how did sheva n jill hear chris's thoughts D:!?!?!?

[Downfall75]

@lf2davis Read the title. It says "What the characters should have SAID", not thought.

[skylinetype34]

lol Capcom fucked her up good ? lmao

[TheKazuyaKazama]

"im on steroids for this game"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL thumbs up man i like this vid

[SICKMAN90ify]

XD lol alice?



[Altermorie]

hey bitch come here xD

[TekkenFan13]

That was funny :D Touch him and i will rip your face off :D

[piekiler]

funny joke but im sure thats not what they would think if they were real.

[JerseyDevilAirsoft]

yeah even with writing its still funny to RE fans!!! :)

[tye331]

who the hell voiced jill cuz she sounds like holly hunter lol

[skiptrix]

7:51 - He should have said that in the REAL cutscene. XD

[Eva13208n]

hahahahahahaha

[Torijenova]

Wow, I can't believe this is still getting so much attention after a year. You guys are great! :) I'm really glad so many people were able to enjoy this.

Also big apology to all those comments left pending. Don't know how I missed them.

[PsychoEvilZombie]

lol OMG ALICE

[Superwoman2012]

LMAO chris you put on weight hahahahaha touch him i'll rip ur face off lmao omg omg dats fuckin funny

[4EverSakuraxNaruto]

I love Spencer the most x3

[SuperShinobi]

"Only in the second movie." THAT MADE ME LOL SO HARD.

[residentevil313]

this makes RE5's real story look better

[Danireal99]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA



[ChesireUtau]

Wesker: I'm so awesome

Cuz he is =w=

[thejackers7]

The " i think i pooped myself was a giant LOL for me. It was perfect timing for that and when he said " it smells so bad" because he made a face like he just smelled a big shit. Thanks for one of the biggest LOL moments for me in LOL history.

[axmarronefan1]

xD When "Thats why you can wear them at night" Came up i was like... XD Because that 80's song....

[Sharival]

I laughed a lot. Especially the Spencer's part. xD

[NinaLover707]

I been pooping all night, I can't fit anymore in there! LOL XD

[axmarronefan1]

at the part when jill jumps you shoulda said MATRIXXXX

[tdragon142]

HAHAHAHA!

[Ellioto9]

Lol "Capcom what the fuck did you do to me?" I found this really funny.

[CrimsonHybrid6VI6]

Man, you're good! XD The Spencer Wesker interaction had me on the floor! XD Darn, now I have to pick myself up. XD

[thepunkrockgirls]

lol i loved it

[KpAaTrHsEoRnIsNE]

who is alice? do you mean alice out of alice in wonderland?

[mapleking1996]

hahaha!!! Spencer: i think i poop my self i cant fit anymore in their hahahaha

[guitargamer1228]

his muscules are bigger then her whole body, lol

[ShadowKat180]

OMG ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*this is the hardest ive laughed all day

[Bakosmos]

Wesker "I think the odds are fair, chris on roids and we have super powers"

[Bakosmos]

lolz this is so epic

[rosshajowyj]

lol hilarious

[SteffSoft]

Oh wow, this is bad.

[PenanceAnima]

"But I wub you!"

[KariLaruss]

ROFL Wesker and Spencer xDD

[PookieBearDaisy]

jill has big boobies

[PenanceAnima]

"Whesker, you know you were born with shades, right?"

XD

[darkphoenix1836]

"How my hair look?"

LOL

[greendayrox489]

"and now you mastered the Falcon punch" XD

[LinnieCorpsicle]

Hahah this is AWESOME!!! =D

[adawong1996]

drty

[sicor94]

XD wesker born with shades jajaja

[residentevil313]

this made me lol! hey u guys ever notice that if u keep it on mute it looks like they're talking to eachother...seriously :)

[blueshade100]

LOL funist stuff ive even seen man good dam job im cart wait to watch the others

[DonTouchMyShades]

At 3:21, I bet Chris is REALLY thinking:

"Damn.. she's so DOMINATING... argh.. I gotta get her memory back so I can get her to do this in BED.. uuurrgghh..."

x]

[naryanr]

was ok, got slightly better near the end.

[gamerdudepunk]

" Hey bitch come here" xD

[Rockinallday247]

lol i keep watching this whenever im bored :P

you know its a good thing that you didt put voices cuz picturing how they were thinking it was a BLAST !! lol keep it up !

[tyloni7991]

It's fair. Chris on roids and we have super powers.

LOL

[Korano1000]

lol "enough to end this recession and then some"

[Klaudia280296]

i don't tink dis was funny ... u should hav added voices instead of writing (thoughts) :(

[Torijenova]

I would have but I lacked the equipment and means to do so.

[Rockinallday247]

but its better with just thoughts cuz when you imagine how they said it is justFUNNY !!

[marcepajaro]

i think the same... i only laugth when he called alice.. lol thats so fucking true.. and when he said i take it back... but it would be funnier if u add voices instead of writing u.u

[XResidentXEvilX5X]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Jill: Who The Fuck you Calling Alice!?

Chris: i'll Take It Back. Ill Take It Back!

[Daywalkers889799]

I love how in almost every cut scene Sheva is like pushed out of the way =D.

[tish733]

you making sure chris taking his smart pills. clever XD

[irlight]

your my hero now xD loved this vid

[annarrrr]

i love that you tagged sheva as 'shevy'

[Rockinallday247]

Torijenova you rock !!! thanks you for posting this !!!!!! XD THANK YOU !!!!!

[RE4boyo]

Wesker leaves them to Ketchup?

[mendeddragon]

lol spencer went poopoo :3

[George351838]

LMFAO!!!!

Jill: Touch Him, And I'll Rip Your Face Off!

ROFLMAO! XD

[Rockinallday247]

i almost DIDED LAUGHING FROM THAT LMAO !!!! ROFL

[thepostfk]

Sheva got pwned by Cobra Strike!!!!!!!

[CuddlyDisaster]

"Hows my hair look" haha Jill is amazing!

[27nareik]

lol "I TAKE IT BACK" LOLOLOL

[00silentdreams00]

lol chris: i'm on steroids for this game XD

[00silentdreams00]

LOL I can't stop laughing! XDD

Excella: I'm so hawt. (yeah yeah sure we know you are and you even got to flirt somehow with Wesker DX)

Omg I loved Wesker's parts <333

Wesker: I'm so awesome. (hell yeah you are. *-*)

Wesker: I talk on the phone while I fight because I'm awesome. (right again. you are teh awesome wesker!! *-*)

[goldeneyehobbit88]

"maybe next time I'll get a better line" lol funny

[Kiba1303]

this was funny loved the wesker and jill stuff! XD

[YaKaCe95]

LOL Wesker : im so awesome ! HAHAH great :P

[TopazticKrystal]

WESKER: IM SO AWESOME

HAHA I LOVE IT!!

[nero460]

whos alice o.o

[00silentdreams00]

I think she's one of the characters in the Resident Evil movies, she's played by Milla Jovovich :)

[xero73k]

lol great job :D

[xMetalGearSystemx]

capcom rapped this game bad

lol its not re anymore the re fans were let down to get new gears of war fans booo

[64Darkboom]

god i hate people who fucking say re5 sucks just because of the fucking storyline

1:surive a zombie infested Mansion

2:surive a zombie infested city

3:surive a zombie infested city

CV(which sucks):surive a zombie infested island and find chris

4:find and rescue the President's daughter

5:find and destory the virus and find jill

......5 has the best storyline and the best gameplay.besides Resident evil 1-CV controls like shit.

[Wickstrum]

Chris he gets paid billions every minute lol

[Caerberry]

Chris Redfield - the man who got owned by...teh shades !! rotflol

[kite10397]

WHOS ALICE O_O

[SHOCKWAVETHEHEDGEHOG]

Resident evil movie girl.

[KoiNamae]

LOL JILL READS THEIR MINDS!!11

[RenegadeBubble]

"But I wub you!" xD

[videomasternick]

dude 7:50 serious matrix flashback!!!!!! it's the agents they are coming for resident evil!!!!!!! DAMN YOU CAPCOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Torijenova]

OMG you're right! :o

[android17mate]

i like how when she says millions will die chris says well yeah but

lol

[LuigiBro345]

make part 2 pwease!!!

[Torijenova]

Look at the video response to this one. There you'll fine Part 2. Then on Part 2 Video Response you'll fine the third and final part.

[LuigiBro345]

oh ok thx

[Carrieee0x]

"you was born with shades." - lol i knew it XD

[19pirategirls97]

HAHAHA!!! lol that was hilarios!! good job!!

[BigDaddyJohnson]

Lol that was funny good work

[rhjusa]

you know when you first introduce wesker

you should've said I'm Badass

[Hurricanelive]

Dudes fucking knocked outta my RE hall of fame for juicing! Shame on you juicer! Real men chew bubblegum!

[iheartresidentevil]

Jill: who the fuck are you calling alice?

*starts to beat up chris*

Chris: I take it back! I take it back!

LMAOOO

[DeeWebb23]

lol 1:08 so tru

[MrKnives9999]

Chris on roids, and we have super powers xD

[slyguy2500]

OMG insanely funny

[AshleyCloud13]

How did everybody know Chris was thinking Alice?

[DANTEPLYX]

LOL

Get off the seriods or I'll never sleep with you again LOL

[princebow6rsdude]

0:46 thats what EVERYONE was thinking XD

[darkflameq]

Really? It was pretty obvious it was jill all along.

[14lilangel]

lmao. Good job on the video

[96koenig]

lol its not fair wesker your on speed!!!

[krimsonchin117]

wesker was born with shades! lmao

[SedrickProductions]

Whos Alice!!!

[Torijenova]

A character created exclusively for the movie. She later got injected with a T-Virus that gave her super human abilities and she could sort of fight in the same style Jill was in this one.

[KateHawkeye]

Alice is not even comparable with the real thing. ^_- Jill for the win, plus--it backs up the P30 serum and her super immune system! With Alice...well, there was no REAL reason to make her a Mary-Sue. Alice takes the credit away from Jill and everyone else that had it in the games.

Funny video! I laughed so hard about the whole "Chris being on roids" thing. It's sooooo true!

[ResidentOfUmbrella99]

Spencer was changing wesker's poops lmao XDD

[KHGirl2588]

its fair because chris is on roids and we have super powers XD lol i agree with shadowleggy. i like her welcome to africa video.

[Torijenova]

xD

I wonder if she seen this =X

[almagus1]

I talk to the phone while i'm fighting cause its awesome kkkkkkkk

[star18]

LMAO!!! awesome

spencer finally on a RE game ...that was brilliant =P

[SandCoffin07]

hahaha. funny! XD

[archey66]

lol, great tori!