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  • "Next is probably zumba"!!!

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  • best Hitler video yet

  • i am a crossfit person and that was so funny i agree with allot of it i do it as a sport not cos i think its the best training mothered because there is no best way to train, but back to the video that was class :)

  • holly fuck XD!

  • drowning pool is on almost every crossfit video on youtube lol

  • "Nobody gives a shit about your fran time if you can't even squat your own bodyweight" LMAO !!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • i ask fotgiveness.i meant AUSCHWITZ,my mind really wasnt on spelling at the time.thismay seem harmless and i understand that,we saw what we saw.

  • i understand a little bit of this.my father helped liberate aushwitz,he saw the slaughter,the ovens,the experiments on children,the bodies stacked to the ceiling.as a marine,i was in BOSNIA.gencide,child rape camps,absolute horrors of war.when you compare hitler to anything,its hard for my father and i to see the parody.my father still gets sick to his stomach when he remembers what he saw.i try not to.please think o what your comparing.

  • @MrCranberry777 Then why would you even watch the video if you knew it was a parody involving hitler and it still makes you sick?

  • @thedude2979 youll never understand an im sorry you dont.actually,im not sorry you dont.i would never wish my memories on anyone else.the hitler thing-nevermind.

  • @MrCranberry777 THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WATCH THIS VIDEO?? I'm sorry for your experiences, but you knew you were going to watch a video parody involving hitler. You knew it would make you sick. So why even watch it?? Duh...

  • @thedude2979 6 million dead jews,millions more of the handicapped,experiments of the most horrendous nature known to man,the ss killing its own citizens by the thousands,children turning in their own families to be slaughtered,children eating each other in bosnia to keep from starving to death,hundreds of childrens heads on fucking poles to be used as a warning to stay away,womenwith their babies in their arms machine guneed in cold blood,children under 2 raped and mutilated.

  • @thedude2979 homes burned out with entire families still inside rushing out on fire,dying in the gutters huddled together.bodies stacked in ovens as high as you could see,some stiil twitching.alot of the prisoners survived the gas,hitler was against using ammo so they chopped them to pieces with machetes-DARFUR.you simply choose not to remember so you can watch your sick fucking videos GLORIFYING this butchering savage.leave it to someone else to clean up,right?you didnt see the suffering.

  • @MrCranberry777 Thanks for history recap. You're just not understanding my point. I'll try to make it simple for you- if it bothers you, why are you watching it. Here's an example that might help you- animals being tortured bothers me. I'm sure there's videos out there of animals being tortured. But guess what, I'm not going to watch them, because I don't want to see it. I'm not even going to watch it just to comment how much it makes me sick. Do you understand my point now. Don't watch it!

  • @thedude2979 you know what-just fuck it.you would have made a great ss officer.you just compared the victims of these wars to just watching animals. dont forget to turn in your family when the government pays you enough..it all starts with one person turning their head.it wont happen here,only in the other city.not on my block,just the other block.not my house,just the house next door.HOW DID THIS HAPPEN HERE?look in the mirror.dont bother emailing back.im done arguing. im going to have adrink

  • @MrCranberry777 Don't blame me. I didn't make you watch this video. I simply gave you an example of something I wouldn't want to watch because it makes me sick. This makes you sick so don't watch it. You chose to watch this video! You chose to relive bad memories! You chose to make yourself sick! You still can't answer why you watched this video! You don't understand my point. Your psychiatrist will say the same thing- don't watch hitler videos. They're bad for your health. Enjoy your drink.

  • @MrCranberry777 One more time for you sir...IF SOMETHING BOTHERS YOU, DON'T WILLINGLY FUCKING WATCH IT!!! How's that? Understand? No, of course not.

  • @thedude2979 one more time for you sir when you have seen the absolute horrors of war this thing has perpetrated upon humanity,as well as all the other little hitlers have done to the people of this planet you have nothing to say.have you had to burn your uniforms because the stench of death has permiated them?when you see little children with various bodyparts chopped off and can just walk away-your the man.is that what you want to hear?your man hitler is guilty of GENOCIDE! this glorifies him!

  • @thedude2979 i looked at the comments.these people re laughing at a man who ordered the wholesale slaughter of millions in unspeakable situations.it doesnt matter unless it involves you.thats how it spreads.we can now look at a video of adolf hitler and compare this genocidal maniac with a gym that specializes in modified olympic lifting.how the hell does the public get to this point?DENIAL!ill watch whatever the hell i wish.i fought for my rights,AND YOURS if your american.say anything.believe

  • @MrCranberry777 You just don't understand, do you? Hitler is not my man. Everything you're saying about this man- I already know. Everyone knows. I'm sorry you or anyone had to experience it. Why did you watch this video in the first place? What were you looking for? It certainly wasn't crossfit- you're too old for that. You wanted to see Hitler, even after your experiences. You have serious issues to deal with. You know it will upset you, but you watch it anyway. That's sick. You need help.

  • @thedude2979 those that repeat the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome are the very definition of insane.i was in bosnia and iraq.im 45.i just competed in the masters division for olympic lifting.my dad is 82.crossfit is a hybrid is it not?my interests are many,needs are few.i also love the scottish heavy events.this doesnt change things.i retired a msgt from the usmc.im spending my time educating people about war.im no pacifist at all war has its place.im saying-NEVER FORGET!

  • @MrCranberry777 Are you a powerlifter?

  • @thedude2979 no sir.im an olympic lifter.clean and jerk,snatch.i have trained with jim schmitz of the sports palace.its a pasion of mine.theres nothing quite like the feeling of holding weight overhead is there?adrenaline rush from hell huh? im training tommorrow.clean and snatch grip high pulls-5x3 olympic front squats-5x1-3. good training sir,and never forget,huh.

  • @MrCranberry777 yes i understand, I'm a powerlifter. That's my passion. I compete in squat, bench and deadlift. I understand the feeling of squatting more than three times my bodyweight, benching almost two and a half times, and deadlifting more than two and a half times. Doing it in front of a crowd of people- that does it for me. Great training, and no sir never forget.

  • @thedude2979 sir,after 1 more cognac i think i have the answer,its better to remember,than to forget.does this help a little?54 days or deprogramming doesnt erase everything.now get your ass out there and kick ass in whatever you choose to do.you can,you will,you have.its all you need in your vocabulary.

  • @MrCranberry777 yes, i understand. i was actually just fucking with you before, which i now regret. i apologize. i do stuff like that too man, you're not alone.

  • @thedude2979 sometimes regrets are all we have.apology accepted.never one to back down from an intelligent argument. ah hell,thres going to come a day that this all starts up again.little hitlers on the corner,grasping power around the globe.but will we see things clearly due to our dissecting of history/will we stamp them out,or return to totalitarian rule?our future is not predestined.little bullshit dictators are everywhere.if 1 stands up,more will follow.blood is spilled to ensure democracy

  • @MrCranberry777 I'm thankful for what you've done for our country. You have any lifting videos?

  • @thedude2979 nah,if i did we might get some people taking up our space as well! my lifts are o.k.but theres a 1000 other guys that would outlift me on any given day.that doesnt take away the pride you and i should have in our own lifts.if 200 is good,201 is better!my wife is ready for bed now.ive got a big day ahead tommorrow.be diligent and take care of your family my good friend.protect the ones you love with all your might.there the ones you can always depend on.msgt usmc signing out.

  • @MrCranberry777 Yeah, you're right. I have one, but for some reason you have to click on my username to view it, so no ones seen it. Once again, very thankful for you and the usmc. Wish you and your family the best. Good night.

  • @thedude2979 and sir,not everyone knows,not everyone cares.you need to believe this.people all the time are denying more and more that the holocoust never happened.hitler never knew,he was just a pawn.nonsense sir.now were making jokes to reduce the relism of his actions.if we put a human face on the monster,it will become human.get my drift?weve taken enough space on here.its time to get back to buisness.good luck in your travels sir,may you find true happiness in life.great coversation.

  • @thedude2979the truth is never flattering sir.this is truly what our society has become.no regret,no remorse,no remembrance or respect for the dead,no consience,no future except a revision of history.the cognac tastes good.i enjoy it once in awhile.your young,you can make a difference.we all can.dont let this happen in your neighborhood.good night sir,it was a wonderful debate.

  • @MrCranberry777 I had no intention to upset you. I was just curious why you watched this video. I watched it because I dislike crossfit, and if you understand crossfit then you would find the terminology funny. I had no intention of debating with a survivor. I was wondering why a person would watch this when they lived the experience. I guess I won't ever know. I'm not a psychiatrist. I don't know why people do things like that. Oh well. Very sorry for your experience.Good night to you too sir.

  • The 4 dislikes are crossfitters :P

    In all seriousness the workouts are alright, I'd just prefer it if they practiced their form properly and also recognised that there are other ways to train which are better for different reasons.

    The one thing I hate is the power cleans where they catch with very wide legs! Get under the fucking bar!

  • Thumbs up if you do crossfit because you dont have enough motivation to workout by yourself

  • "Don't worry. He didn't see you doing kipping pull ups" BRILLIANT!

  • "Don't worry, he didn't see you kipping your pull ups" BRILLIANT!

  • aww, it's another poor soul jealous of what CF is doing to our overweight and un-fit nation.......guess this movie was made before you heard about pro football players training in CF gyms. it's okay buddy, really.

  • @PReveryday LOL!

  • @PReveryday crossfit rage!! GRRRRRR. Should you be out doing 50kg power cleans or getting a new tribal tattoo

  • I lol-ed when the subtitles said B-Level MMA fighters and Hitler said "STALIN!"

  • Haha if this was real I would've respected hitler a little bit

  • One day I was training outdoors (my front yard) doing doubles with 90kilos in the power snatch. This dude approached me as he was walking around the hood. Washboard abs, a tribal tattoo in his arm and lack of posterior chain muscles. I knew the ensuing conversation would be interesting. He started telling me about doing donkey kicks when extending and "jumping". I asked him how much he could snatch: "65 kilos bro but my Fran time is 3:10".

    I ordered him out of my property.

    Coolstorybrah

  • "he didn't see you kipping your pullups".. lol

  • Lmao!!!

  • lol

  • This is hilarious but I still think the funniest one is when he finds out the Vikings sign Brett Favre.

  • The best version of this.. was for the world cup, he was pissed about the vuvuzela...lol

  • Next is Probably Zumba, haha

  • YES FUCKING LOL

  • Hitler is actually correct for once :P

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    Hitler is, and was, always correct.

  • Best video on youtube ...period!

  • So GD funny!! :)

  • "F*ck my life."

  • I'm a crossfitter but I found this to be hilarious HAHAHAA!

  • Epic. Fucking. Win.

  • That's awesome.....

  • inside jokes abound here. but absolutely hilarious if you know anything about CrossFit

  • Paleolithic workouts are better anyways.

  • Epic!

  • LOL ZUMBA

  • LOL "it's okay, he didn't see your kipping pull ups"

  • drinking the kool aid, hilarious. pure win, thanks for this.

  • roflmao

  • flipping brilliant! soon enough i'll have a blog up bashing this deformity of an exercise system. "if you own a pair of board shorts or eat paleo, get out of the room now" classic

  • So many butthurt crossfitters.

  • sealfit - crossfit without the wanker attitude. this is hilarious!

  • came in, expected butthurt crossfitters, did not leave disappointed.

  • LIke I said Im not someone who blindly thinks CF is the end all to getting in shape and I have no problem with wanting to do your own thing or not agreeing with CF but if you're going to come on here to CF video that's for fun you probably shouldn't be somebody who is in piss poor shape yourself.

  • @edgerusher89 First of all "in shape" is relative. Who's in better shape, a champion Weightlifter or a middle of the pack marathoner? Also, how "in shape" you are has little to do with how much you know about training. Since you're a football player, take a look at your favorite football team, and ask yourself: How many touch down passes did their head coach throw last year?

  • @calebear35 No Im not but I'm enlisting in the army with an SOF career and there are way too many SEALs, SF soldiers,Rangers, PJ's, Recon and MARSOC marines who stand by CF and other programs like it to just dismiss, I think they all might know a little something about fitness. Not to mention my own experiences as a college football player, D1-AA level, to know that Crossfit works for what it's intended to, builiding well rounded athletes or for people who just want to get in shape in a new way.

  • @edgerusher89 "People who want to get in shape in a new way." Yeah see that's my beef with CF. NOTHING they do is new. NOTHING. Just because they maybe made certain styles of training more popular in America doesn't mean they get to claim they are revolutionary. Also it's so typical for people with nothing more than anecdotal experience to say "Well I used to play sport xyz, and I think CF is the tits, so it must be awesome." Learn some science, and come back and talk to me about it.

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  • @calebear35

    I played college football and we did a lot of both sooooooooooo I'm not really sure where you're going with that statement. Im not a trainer but I have done a lot of that "lifting like a real man" shit you seem to be backing, even if you're doing a piss poor job of it, and that methodology has its place for football players or anyone else who wants to get huge. I do crossfit now, with a CSCS certified coach btw, and that has its place as well am one of those extreme CFer's...

  • @edgerusher89

    Weightlifting refers to the sport of weighting not football training BIG DIFFERENCE! CF is a BRAND it's impossible to know which CF gyms have good coaches and which don't. I wear Nike shoes but I don't stand by every pair they make. Crossfit is the same thing as planet fitness maybe not in business terms but in methodology. Fitness can't be packaged! Fitness can't be defined as idea such as CF.

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  • OPT is awesome and this video is hilarious

  • @spectrumconsciousnes This must be your first day on the internet if you've never heard the saying "cool story bro" before. Also nice job with the use of the word "fag." I guess CrossFit is anti-gay. Nice bunch of people those CrossFitters. Also, OPT got rhabdo after competing at the CrossFit games. Also you may want to look into basic sentence structure as your last two statements make no sense, and also I believe you meant to say "in turn," as "tern" is not a word. Moron.

  • @spectrumconsciousnes Cool story bro. There is a lot of training in between what CrossFit does and powerlifting/strength sports. If you have no goals CrossFit is perfect, because it has no context. Fitness cannot be defined without context.

  • Last time I checked, Kool Aid isn't Paleo....

  • Although I am certified through Crossfit, I have to agree somethings are not effective nor do they make sense, however somethings I apply. I feel you have to take and grab from any and everywhere, only if its within the context of your program and it will not harm the athletes.

  • this had me at B grade MMA fighters.

  • this is quite possibly the greatest thing on the interwebz!

  • The chalk line made me lose my shit

  • hahahaha you gotta laugh outloud to this.

  • lol @ board shorts

  • "The program works all 77 dimensions of fitness!" Bahahahahah Fuck, this is funny!

  • A crossfit gym opened up right next to me.

    I'm not gonna go though.

  • If the weight doesn't scare you, its not heavy enough

  • hahaha best vid on youtube.

  • Thumbs up if Martin Berkhan brought you here!

  • this is probably the only time I'll ever agree with Hitler.

  • lmao "He didn't see you kipping your pull-up's."

  • I'm a CrossFitter and I can laugh at ourselves. Don't take yourself too seriously, whatever you do!

  • Whew, What if he knew about the secret lives of people doing yoga on Wii in their homes with the curtains drawn.

  • woo crossfit

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  • This is hysterical! What movie was that scene taken from?

  • @combatstudent The name of the original is "Downfall"

  • I'm glad my new gym, CrossFit Rowan is making Hitler mad. Haha! soltari, tomorrow's workout will be a 20 minute AMRAP of situps in your honor. Enjoy your bicep curls! lol!

  • @CrossFitRowan There is a lot of training between what CF does and bicep curls...

  • @CrossFitRowan I can do 160 sit ups in a row before I get bored and fall asleep.

    Only reason is I gave up sit ups and anything not heavy.

    Enjoy your broomstick snatches.

  • HowBok dareBOK youBok sayBok CrossFitBok isBok notBok eliteBok!!

  • That was one of the best Hitler-rant vids I've seen.

  • ELITE ATHLETES DON'T SPEND TIME ON YOUTUBE!!!! hahaha

  • Came here expecting to find 1000 comments by raging Crossfitters... They're all doing sit ups 'til they puke or something.

  • Lolololop

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