How to be funny tip #74: don't watch this tip... NOT

[Causum]

So what if you're sarcastic but you don't use body language. I just say sarcastic things that are funny to me and don't tell people that I'm being sarcastic... I guess that means I lie to people.

[ZETAclR18]

dude you're funny NOT LOL!!!! I'm SERIOUS ;)

[chef02]

Pause at 2:05. Creepy.

[TheArtjom2033]

I like sarcasm which no one understands. I'm a pro in this

[Higgfarm]

Many people only roll their eyes a little bit. To really pull sarcasm off, you HAVE to roll your eyes to the back of your head like Dave shows.

[RossArnoldSan]

You definitely need to team up with kassemG for a video...

also... you look like Judd Appatow

[platapouce]

Thumbs Up for the donuts in the background!

[FINDYHARMON]

You are excruciatingly subtle, and I love it.

[KaliKushPooch]

your suit is NOT tan...ish.

[Neebulosus]

its like rain on a wedding day XD

[CraigGoins]

Reminds me of that guy teaching Borat how to use sarcasm haha

[huffenbagel]

your shirt and tie definitely match, not

[runtheroad3]

*Implying - anyway - you're pretty hot.

[scratchmybackerman]

@runtheroad3 was that you imlying, *implying the 'not'? Nice job.

[runtheroad3]

Sarcasm is not putting 'not' on the end... its the art of imlying the 'not'

[Popsical246]

I really don't get how this is funny?

[bigben4995]

Q: Why can't Micheal Jackson play chess?

A: He's dead.

[bigben4995]

Q: Why can't Micheal Jackson play chess?

A: He's dead.

[RatedGeneric]

There's only one thing I need to say...

Bo Burnham.

Thank you.

[scratchmybackerman]

@RatedGeneric to that I reply, Bo Jackson.

[isaacjnc]

creepy. 2:13

[fadedevolution]

considering those donuts are still on your table, you obviously need to act out the gym tip in real life.

[Rammast3r]

After I watched this video, my funny grew 6 inch long. The ladies love it!

[alexdomeco]

man your awakwardness is briliant... :D

[immaturityful]

those doughnuts are still on your shelf

[derebin]

this is stupid. NOT

*eye rolls*

sooooo duummmmmbbbb

*eye rolls* NOT *eye rolls*

Oh god... I'm officially hilarious.

Thanks Mr. Ackerman! xDDD

uhhhh I mean u suck!! NOT *eyes roll eyes rolls*

;)

[FandomRuck]

I had no idea what sarcasm was before watching this video.

[scratchmybackerman]

@FandomRuck not

[ohsocorny]

i posted this on facebook because i know people who use facebook ironically so it would be funny to them but not funny to me and then also funny to me because it's not funny to me but it's supposed to be

ah, fuck it, i just like your videos

[mrbinsworth]

2:06 gets creepy after a while

[BareChestedBandit]

@scratchmybackerman Aw come on man you're doing great; I was making all these old people laugh at my grandma's retirement home using tips and tricks from your channel.

[thedevilschips]

@scratchmybackerman a jumper is english speaky for a sweater

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

I think urinating myself in public is pretty funny. It gets a lot of laughs anyways.

[sc0rpi0n666]

Once again hilarious, you should release a dvd on all the tips for being funny. I will certainly pay for it and then use it in my life!

[BareChestedBandit]

Haha what's up with your tags. I will admit though I enjoy all of those things as well as this video.

[scratchmybackerman]

@BareChestedBandit its cause I don't know what the heck i'm doing

[thefrOgimmortal]

The eye roll is an important technique, but you must be careful not to be over zealous with it otherwise you come off looking like a blind man having an orgasm.

[BrandenSaysHi]

immediately after watching this video i showed my brother a video that wasnt funny and said it was funny

I felt like the funniest person probably ever

[scratchmybackerman]

@BrandenSaysHi Thats a great application for this tip! You should try that some more and see if you can get people to laugh at dumb videos! HAHA

[BrandenSaysHi]

@scratchmybackerman hahaha dude you have the funniest responses to peoples' comments ever

[JPwiz1]

How about some racist jokes?

[scratchmybackerman]

@JPwiz1 How to be funny tip #100: Playing the race card

[JPwiz1]

@scratchmybackerman ahhh yes, how could i forget

[danielharmon29]

I hate your channel—not!

[tomatoso27]

Finally I understand what Irony meaaaaaans! NOT... I still don´t understand it. not, I do. witch IS ironic. you see? ha. .-learning so much from you-.

[MaksimLevinskyMusic]

@scratchmybackerman Dave, you're FUNNY and i quite LIKE your videos... (Not! sarcasm...get it? :-D)

[FredIsMyName22]

Donuts in the corner.

[scratchmybackerman]

@FredIsMyName22 Conuts in the Dorner

[FredIsMyName22]

@scratchmybackerman Sir, you are so hilarious. But do you always have that unconfident tone of voice (which is great) (no offence!)?

[SyrupTheSavvySavage]

ack

[scratchmybackerman]

@SyrupTheSavvySavage attack

[SyrupTheSavvySavage]

@scratchmybackerman scratchmyberman

[FredIsMyName22]

@TJ2505 I really care.  JK lol :P

[Bstupid2day]

Hey, I have a question for you. How long does it take you to do make these videos? These videos are terrible, not!

[scratchmybackerman]

@Bstupid2day it takes me soooo loooong. NOT

[SixtehNien]

I totally did that and got fired because of you.... NOT.

[EEK2493]

Wow... this is really dumb.

NOT. (:

[rethinkOURreality]

Go work on tips #34, #83, #62, and #89 in public.

[lally97]

the way i'm sarcastic is when people ask me "have you seen ____?" eg "have you seen my jumper?" then i say "yeah i have, its a blue knitted jumper with white stars on it" describing the thing they are asking about instead of telling them where it is.

but i have a problem with sarcasm, i'm too subtle and then people think i'm being serious.

[scratchmybackerman]

@lally97 What is a jumper? Like pajamas?

[TeamProvoKD]

@scratchmybackerman a sweater

[Prytonis]

2:30 "doing ironic comedy is doing something that isn't funny." Oh really? By that reasoning a comedian could just read the Great Gatsby on stage and people would consider it brilliant.

[scratchmybackerman]

@Prytonis precisely.

[methanolman92]

The doughnuts are still there

[marketingburn]

I loved how Rodney Dangerfields character delivered sarcasm with the eye roll in Caddyshack when noticing Ted Knights character wearing a dorky hat that rodney just criticized he told him that it looked good on him while turning his head and giving the old eye roll.

[42sador]

oh it would be so nice if you take this outside! just play the supermarket condom thing.. or this one!! you are the best!

[BurhopsSeafood]

Your eye roll was excellent.

[smilex52002]

I think a sarcastic font needs to be invented, so we can be sarcastic to all the really intelligent people on the internet.

[AlecsRandomVideos]

@smilex52002 Ohh Sarcasm... or is it.

[theboyv]

@smilex52002 i've seen no evidence of intelligent people on the internet... ;-)

[BlackfootGypsies]

the other day my friend was kneeling down to grab some shampoo off the bottom shelf at a very crowded super market and i tipped her over with my foot and she fell over on the foor.

then i asked it she was okay and made a large scene out of her falling when she tried to grab some shampoo.

that was funny.

i also tried the "you better pray you order a number 5!" at popeyes the other day.

that was funny too.

i like your videos.

[scratchmybackerman]

First! Gosh dang it I missed it again!?!

[42sador]

Second!!

[TheRoflRage]

first!