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  • GUYS STOP THIS, CHUCK NORRIS IS JUST ONE ACTOR

    IF HE WAS REALLY A GOD, HE WOULD PICK MY HEAD RIGHT NOW

    AND ROB IT ON THE KEYBHJTJSDGRSJGHTRJ21S5EFREG4E­AF4

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  • Which pixel was chuck norris?

  • Water can breath inside Chuck Norris...

  • Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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  • my monitor is afraid to load chuck norris

    ohhhhh nooooo

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  • !tetris!

  • 432 people had a horrible death

  • its Chekotej from STar Trek !

  • Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 24 terrorists. Then the grenade exploded.

  • 01:23 did he just kill Mario?

  • :trolldance:

  • @99bufon !awesome!

  • @99bufon !trolldad!

  • Oh come on!!Chuck Norris is just a supid actor!!

    if he is a god,he will go to my house,enter my room and slam my head on the keygdrftgyhujhuygtfrdesdrfthjg­hjgyhuugyuhjghjgjesdrtfgyuhasd­fgtyhuytuy

  • !rage!

  • am i the only one that sees that wierd top cmment???

  • I think chuck is the real god !

  • @Jimlead yeah,ordinary peole destroy,but Chuck Norris Distroy!

  • @kissthecook27 kill yourself

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  • Chuck Norris makes movies because he feels sorry for his enemies and instead of distroying them before the movie starts he gives the a second chance to repent!

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  • By coinsidence Chuck Norris lives in a round house.

  • i just dont understand, why is chuck norris, an average old guy special when there are lots of talented people out there in the world

  • @MsFootballunited mostly because chuck norris is gay and all the gay guys form YT see him as their god...

  • chuck norris throws a grenade into a crowd of people, 50 people die, then the grenade explodes...

  • lol :D

  • Chuck Norris eats the core of an Apple first

  • This is fake! chuck norris does not simply break a sweat from beatting ONE guy up!

  • 431 people are killed by Cuck Norris :D

  • rankingtrevor was never seen or heard of again.

  • ok, we understand that chuck came into your rooms and press your faces and heads on your keyboard, and how u have post comments :D

  • Which pixel is Chuck?

  • Chuck norris is still awesome in 240p.

  • 1:10 Mario knok down

  • 1080p 720p 480p 360p 240p Minecraft Calculator Potato Tomato Scissors Pencil Sharpener This Video
  • Chuck norris jokes are lame. He is an american fag

  • Chuck Norris is a faggot, loved by his homo fanboys

  • this is so hi-quality

  • EITA PÊGA QUE O CARA É ARRETADO, KKKKKKKKKKKK MAS O DA SERRA NINGUÉM SUPERA, KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ How does this work!?! :O

  • @jcgerrard117 wtf?

  • @jcgerrard117 howww??:O

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  • Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out first

  • xupa chuck

  • Oh shit! Chuck Norris uses a Granade as alarm clock in the morning. Epic!

  • most ppl come here to find out who chuck norris is pretending they already know it. douches

  • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

  • SI ESTAN VIENDO Q ES CHUCK NORRIS PORQ SE PONEN EN SU CONTRA, AJAJAJAJJA

  • hahahhaah super

    

  • essa man é fodão kkkk

  • David Carradine ftw take everybody out

  • Over-rated. If He's so powerful as you say It should be able to break my head against my keyyyurtturieoeedwwewertetoryt­uoyipoupo´poferwerhqerqey13e2r­efyheuteiurtyeuyeoirtwerwrw

  • Fake! Chuck Norris can kill all of them...

    with 1 bullet!

  • redeyeemo

    have u inside?????????????

  • redeyeemo

    what?????

  • The Norris !

  • Honestly he is not tough, just a retired movie actor fantacised for being tough just because he is an American actor, but the jokes are funny I have to Admit xD.

  • @hondahero69 he was in the army so show some respect and yes he is tough hes an actor actually and he was a soldier that is because we treat him like a god because no one has been in the army and been an actor

    (And forgive my english im argentinian) :D

  • I don't think that Chuck Norris is so tough. If he would be so tough, he would come to me and beat wqedasdaeeajhsdafisluhgsalduad­fhfalsfieahdlkf23141351q4..432­4

  • only Lee can stop him...

  • @basletGrenetpro and we all know how that turned out for lee

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  • esto es una porqueria... ese viejo no hace nada es mejor la mole moli que este viejo

  • @juancruz392 vos no sabes una mierda el estuvo en las fueras armadas y sabe artes marciales... y ensmia desp de todo eso es actor asique callate y mostra un poco de respeto ;)

  • @Mrcalitax jaja es un viejo de mierda no sabe nada

  • I disliked the video.

  • lol i just prssed the dislike bottun nuthing hap-

    End of story. ~Chuck Norris

  • The video's in 240p because if you saw chuck in action in 1080p, your face would melt!

  • Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor!

    If he's really that good he would come to my house and slap my head to the keyboaffedswxqdsdfqxc

  • Hahaha

    If chuck norris is such a badass he would come to my house and slam my face into the keajeiasmfopaejlaisdkjfipsdgkm­r´ghpkr

    akldshfliskgfsd4s5f4ew35r46235­4465234145sd

  • @Mrcalitax u have to get a new keyboard now

  • @tmmorcos i got two keybords n.n and he still a jerk n.n jahdjasdbhoasjidhasjkdbaksdbja­skjdja ba dayuhfasdbhyufahyb..

    damn...

  • Here we meet again 240p

    ^^

  • Jajajajajajajajajja

  • The most badass part of the vid? The magazine of the gun was empty.

  • hes still bruce lee's bitch. u mad, chuck lovers?

  • if chuc norris is realy that badass he will step into my room and press my face against the keyboamkaeosngpns pnngtsgnsopiugnnsçntgbuiosnpbç­nj bo we gebwy

  • @0jakinho0

    that joke is older than wheel =/

  • @0jakinho0 FUCK YOU DUDE!

  • @0jakinho0: Not really if he was(which he ofc is) a mere man. Only if he was in your room. But if you meant that he would instantly step into your room that moment it probably wouldn't happen.

  • @0jakinho0: With that being said: Possible event, but not very likely.

  • my girlfriend said this clip sucked

    now im single

    AHAHAHAHAHAH just kidding

    shes dead

  • the guys who died disliked this video

  • 0:31 Chuck Norris use a AIMBOT in real life *_*

  • @MrBLADESTORM

    No, aimbots are based on Chuck Norris' precision.

  • all the people fighting chuck norris inn the video, is people with some kind og superpowers.

  • chuck norris can gargle peanut butter

  • Chuck Norris doesn't need to dodge any bullets.

    They simple avoid him!

  • Please people, stop with the Keyboard joke... it was funny once... soo old.

  • FUCKING AIMBOT i hate those hackers

  • SSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDERRR!!

  • Rest in peace 417 people.

  • 240p for safety reasons...

  • 1:54 chuck norris: "ill let him win"

  • aimbot

  • Chuck Norris Can Watch This In 1000000000P

  • U probabily thought this was chuck norris.

    nope, its just chuck testa

  • No bullets were harmed during the making of this film.

  • rest in peace dislikers ((((

  • ich kann sehr große pixel zählen

  • Chuck Norris su*ks! If he's such a badass why doesn't he come to my room and bash my head in the keyboa-oskfnbiuaoshbqgpšdzhbsn­eoifhzubgasdfoi...

  • The Biggest idiot Chuck Norris I DONT KNOW HOW THE HELL HE WILL FILM IN Expendables 2 ?????????

  • @TheAtak47 1 sec chuck filmed in expendables?

  • @TheAtak47 RIP dude..

  • @TheAtak47 are you still alive?

  • este es el chuck norris al que todos alavan???

  • Chuck Norris can win a hotdog eating contest without eating.

  • I don't know why is missing: "I used to be like chuck norris, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

  • Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 men..........and then it exploded...

  • chuck norris didnt shot the guns, he just yellt BANG BANG BANG!

  • That pixel is Chuck Norris? Jeez! I thought he was bigger!

  • The best burglar alarm is a picture of Chuck Norris outside your front door

  • back then it was a cool technique to engage your opponent ONLY freacking one on one!!!

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  • Chuck Norris invented the machine gun

  • He did not shoot the mashine gun, but the bullets we're afraid of him so they flew away.

  • OMFG this dude is stronger then RAMBO!

  • T.T  mi heroee

  • FAKE they all would have died before the video started

  • CHUCK NORRIS licks balls... hold on, theres someone at my door...

  • IN THEIR TONGUE HE'S DOVAHKIIN!!!

  • chuck norris seamen is known to cure depression 

  • "How about Chuck Norris with a BB Gun"" :p

  • as 411 são loucas !!! kkkkkkk

  • :chuckthumbsup:

  • chuck norris is a fucking fag who nerds love.

  • @MultiNikeman123 your gonna die TWICE son by an email from CHUCK NORRIS that says '...bang' . watch your back. infact, even if you have the entire army at your back you will still die.

  • 1:16 Chuck Norris Kill to mario D:

  • Chuck Norris filmed his own birth, and took his mother home the same day.... :D

  • chuck norris' power level is over 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999999999999900019

  • @danger45 Chuck norris I'm not afraid of his a pussy he does not come in my room hit me on the keybojanfkjnkejhnnncehcrjnjdjn­sdjnjndkjdnkfcjnnjcffcnjcfncnf­ttrtrtsmekejmijdsjmwoidxuiodqa­modinhjdnk sahfdrhkhthhyyhhhtgtgh ndfgnfcgnyhfcnjrjm46jrtj

  • quality's

    1080p

    720p

    420p

    360p

    minecraft

    your video

  • 1:14 gf mario.. XD

  • WHO DARED TO GOOGLE CHUCK NORRIS?!

  • aimbot

    

  • Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris tales !

  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

  • ooo come chuck noris is just an actor if was a god they come to my house an punch my... see he dont do anything

  • It's 240p for safety reason lol

  • Outchhhhh...i have headache.....fucking chuck!!gshgbxyhefwyrbz472y4way­rbzOUTCHHH!!ghbftvrgdhluvgrdov­okvd\oijOUTCHH!!vrgdvby5ewvy45­besun5yn5eny45ea5b7mu6n5beNOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO!!!fdvgvrgvgrdt y4w64gbwBY4WA..

    

  • chuck norris can see this video in 1080p

  • @vasilaras21 CHUCK NORRIS can see this video in 1000.080p XD

  • @vasilaras21 i think Chuk can see this movie in Original format - Blue Ray :)

  • @vasilaras21 are you kidding he can watch this in freaking 3D

  • Only chuck norris can get 2,3 million views on a 240p video

  • Chuck Norris already slammed my head in the keyboardjkedfojegirehgrkgrpigk­rhgkgrhgiprhgieRGIkRUjgpiyht46­thg5rptgy538t45kt