DANNY DYER: MOCKNEY? FANBANTA

[JimmyPeep]

Cockney my arse.He's an Essex mockney who's trying to copy a south london accent and getting it wrong. Fool

[shakajah21]

If he's a true working class cockney guy then why has he always dated middle class girls like Billie and supposedly Lilly Allen? He's annoying anyway.

[iloveDannnyDyer]

what a lil sweetheart,lurve that bhoyo!<3<3

[Googlystube]

what a prick

[punkodie]

Somebody pls tell me, what the difference is between Cockney and Mockney! :D I find it interesting.

[shakajah21]

@punkodie mockney is fake cockney. dunno why someone would want to be cockney.

[punkodie]

@shakajah21 thx. perhaps because rap tracks are much cooler with mockney I think

[JimmyPeep]

@shakajah you talk shit. You know fuck all about South London or its accent. Your mum

[bennyjohnhampson]

God, I can't stand this man.

[Matty6660]

you fckin snake LOL

[TheBarryviper]

all cockneys live in essex or kent now.. danny dyer lives in the sticks in debden i think.

[pacmandem]

@TheBarryviper yeah true..all the oldskool lot ave moved outta london now

and yeah danny lives in debden, i live in harlow...the only way is essex now mate..oh and kent

[SanPaTrip]

Fucking poof , call yourself a hard man?? What kind of fucking cunt says BOTH "t"s when saying "versatility"??? Mug.

[ixLightsOutxi]

@SanPaTrip its a joke he is a real cockney lol

[20129010927831]

@SanPaTrip your a sandwich short of a picknik ent ya son

[craigpower7]

check out the mockumentary on youtube danny lyer. hilarious!!!

[kamelion7]

Wonder if this cunt would ever be bowling on, giving it large if he went on Parkinson? Course not - He'd step up to the mark and not try and be the 'geezer' all the time. Prick - Hes a Cockney, so fucking what? So am I - who cares.

[TonyBorg95]

He is a Cockney, he's from Canning Town

[TheWolven12]

West Ham United. FOREVER! Even if the rest of my family are scum bag, yids. Fuck tottenham. Fuck the world. FUCK YOU DYER HATERS! He rocks. My role model people.

[TheWolven12]

@Maiden6171 To be honest, I don't care what you say. You are who you are, I am who I am. You like what ever you like, and I like football Hooliganism. Say what you like, nothing will change the fact that I always have been West Ham, and I always will be West Ham. Peace, you fat fuck. ;)

[Muddyoi]

@Sharpoon haha, i know what you're saying there. But you call someone like Wayne Rooney working class?

[Muddyoi]

@Sharpoon It does, you ain't gonna rich and working class are you?

[Muddyoi]

He ain't a cockney as he ain't working class anymore. He's a proper rich actor. Also i'm not sure if the bow bells can be heard as far as canning town (where that mug is from).

[bennocelt]

Who is that stupid bitch - jesus what a fake laugh

Dyer is tool

[JumpJennyJumpp]

i well fancy playing mortal kombat

[therealnightw0lf]

nah technically speaking Essex starts at Thurrock!

[JuanMacready]

I don't know what anyone ever saw in the talentless bald mockney rpick.

[hammyhero]

he's a bit of a cut but he supports the best team ;)

[JimmyPeep]

@Boxoere9 just proved he's a wanker who knows fuck all about fuck all. This gezer is a fucking mockney. And you're a fucking twat

[JuanMacready]

Dyer is a talentless ugly balding loser who admitted having sex with men.

[benniturd]

What a complete cunt... I hope he gets bummed by Purple Aki.

[FrankClanton]

Dyer is a talentless ugly balding prick.

[poopalover]

@FrankClanton ....franky boy, he's not the one that's gone on to nearly everyone of his videos and written the same thing. I'm thinking danny might think you need to get out son, and stop humping your mother.

[FrankClanton]

I hope he gets LUNG CANCER.

[amclellan84]

Haha... brilliant...I've never seen Danny like this.

[sammy6nips]

hahaha funny shit dont know why everybody hates on danny tho i think the films he has been in have been pretty good, altho i think he should knock that UFO shit on the head that program is weak.

[JimmyPeep]

He makes the mistake of immitating a south london accent, mistaking that for a cockney accent, and that's what gives him away. That's not a cockney accent. It's Essex Estuary where he grew up.

[Boxere9]

@JimmyPeep Just proved you know fuck all if he's from Canning town, think Essex starts at Barking.

[JimmyPeep]

Bollocks. He's a mockney. Essex boy. Full of shit.

[stein76]

Dannys proper fackin ugly

[joesufc]

he is a real cockney but he does milk it a lot and tries to play up to this cliched 'cockney geezer' image.

[ShelbyInglis1]

he is acc cockney and i fuckin luv him xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ryderko]

u fukin snake

[thfc5afc1]

quite funny,didnt expect that

[stainlain]

CANT!

[gazzaman44]

he's from canning town, east london, thats the way he speaks naturally, its his accent, he just has a laugh with it that s all! he lives in essex now. and I think he's a pretty good actor. Severance, The Business,Outlaw, Human Traffic & City Rats all good stuff. Straightheads not so good though!

[jamii192]

this programme seriously sucked lol

[hjbjbhjhb]

i meet him once ohh he did laugh i said faackk offf lool

[hjbjbhjhb]

my cousin fayes bloke hahahahahahaha

[hemlock68]

How many big hollywood producers or directors give him work? None. His limited mockney geezer accent and naff 'acting' makes sure that himself and Tamer Hassan have to produce cheap dvd films themselves to get work.

[jamii192]

they may be cheap films but there just as good as any other big films

[kamelion7]

@hemlock68 You are bang on with that mate. I saw some shit called 'Pimp' in HMV the other day - all about him ruling Soho!! How the fuck could you take him seriously as a gang leader, skinny cunt

[neverbeen2]

he loves a fwrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyu­p in the morning  :)

[jjjsafdfsadf]

What a twat

[axaxa84]

C'mon now have u seen these Danny Dyer programmes, i watch them just to laugh my ass off i cant believe people take him seriously when he deals with all these so called ' Top Boys' who are 'Naughty'. Lol he had 2 pints in one episode then got up in the morning and said he had a hangover lmao

[tommy444777]

lool and when he goes to the matches in different countries and always says THIS COULD FACKIN KICK OFF ANYTIME.

[trickyvicky1992]

what a fittie

and if some people hate him so much why are the watching him on youtube

sad cunts!

[lajete7]

his a G !!!!

[RobMikk]

I find it strange that they bleeped him saying cunt but didn't bleep the 5 times he said fuck =S

That's just stupid

[VitoCorleoneIsMyHero]

Thats because 'cunt' is classed as a worse swear word than 'fuck'.

[kingasting]

danny dyer, what a fucking prick. wide boy mutha fucka. id stamp on his fucking neck. the dirty cockny cunt.

[xxvickypxx]

why dont u do one u fucking mug he is one of the best talent 2 come from london eat shit and die if u didnt like him why u watching his video u fucking nonce whats the matter did daddy touch u to much as a kid

[whatageeza]

twat

[domsumner]

legand

[harris176]

This "bloke" is a complete fool. And it seems that he is the only one that doesnt realise this.

[gemmalouiseison]

Lol soooo funny!!! Not quite sure while loads of fucking losers are kicking off get a life and stop taking it sooo seriously its a bit of fun thats it!!!!

[cutterschoicenotmine]

he just doesn't walk a bit funny, he walks like hes got a arse plug in. fucking fool

[Burnzy8418]

Why are people getting angry about it ..

1. It's set up.

2. Danny Dyer is a cockney.

3. He is typecast, however he has done some good roles for earlier films.

[joesoap81]

I heard his new show is called ''Danny Dyers Hardest cocks'' and he wanks them off to see which one is the hardest cock in Londonshire.

[chopperg1966]

Is he from East London? he's never mentioned it!!!! fuckin prick. Peasant? I dont know many peasants who went to stage school. Boring 1 trick pony cunt

[hugmetight22]

lol, i like him when he acts....

[whualex]

Danny is good bloke!Irons!!

[lightbulberer]

What a cunt!! and you talk to any proper cockney and every one of em will tell ya that he's all bollocks just a fuckin actor, pretending to be a proper geezer fuckin muppet it's all show

[hugmetight22]

daw gago ka ga pa buli, agitot,,, hahah cant understand? ur nuts

[ickleblonde]

Danny Dyer is soo sexy, and i absolutely love the essex accent !!

[Liam2621]

is danny dyer the hardest man in england? I think so!

[iloveyouforevababy]

i lovee youu danny... yourr soo sexxy ! lovee u xxx

[ellidee50]

why do all of u guys who claim to hate danny dyer watch his yoputube clips, where is the sense in that? i just dont understand ur way of thinking

[cheekygannon]

danny dyer hard man image??my fuck seem to remember him snogging the face off sum fella in the borstal boy.

[acdmx]

he is amazinggg :D x

youuu cunt haa x

love you mr dyer xx

[xao92k]

Danny is the boy, fuck all you haters!

[decapone87]

fuckin el. hahah i've done harold pincer at the national !

[difalco98]

joan swan absofuckinglutely correct i mean i really dont mind him hes probly a nice bloke but he just bangs on about it i mean ppl who like him just watch the start bit of deadliest men ... you just wanna punch him...he is a good actor tho

[dannydyerisfit]

fuck off danny dyer is the best!!!

[foxylittlething95]

KENT PAUL!

[JonesSwan]

hes such a mug he finks hes from east london yeh may be but woot mug acctucly keeps banging onn about what he is..peeple in easlondone hate to be called cockneys its a dorrgtry term almost like pesent r poor person any wone half deesent out of the east end wouldt wanna labele der slef like that mug

[xao92k]

You can't even spell properly, who the fuck are you anyway? Get back in your corner you silly little cunt.

[Relgaro]

You do know on that program its all for show, everyone in interviews always asks 'im about his cockney accent, me and my family come from East Ham, live just down the road from West Ham Stadium, and trust me we dont get that pissed off about being called cockneys.

[ARSENALPURECLASS]

top man

[xCharlieFx]

love him fitt as fuck and the accent tops it all off ;)

[RiotZone121]

loool funny bloke :)

[bambibin]

danny dyer is a fruit,if hes so scared of these hard men on his new show he shudnt interview them fs the gay cunt hes makin himself look like a faggot

[Zooloojump]

I knew it

[djwilks]

films aint bad but this image this prick makes out he is is bollox.there is no one in real life from esat london as much as a geeeeezer as this over the top cunt.all stars have people telling them how to act and this cunt has gone too far with the geeezer bit.calm down we get the piont and stop the bollox.he talks about prison this cunt would not last 5 mins the cunt.

[firfuksake]

I agree mate ! Cant stand the fucker with his stupid hard man walk and accent , Ide love to to punch him square in his fkn stupid geeeezer cockend face .

[DUDENUMBER77]

i agree!

who gives a fuck about his accent, he does the same crap in evey scene "im the cockney hard man" it dosent make him a good fuckin actor, im a londoner myself but i love the welsh accent cockney is crap.

[enime]

the welsh accent? you faggot.

[DUDENUMBER77]

MY FAVE accent is scouse , geordie, then welsh ccockney is crap and so are you

[enime]

sorry i dont understand GAY.

[DUDENUMBER77]

you no speaky english?

[enime]

yeah but i dont speak gay mate sorry

[SNIFFMYBADGER]

Scouse, geordie, then welsh?, you have a top 3 accents? thats a bit odd

[DUDENUMBER77]

its not odd

some people are passionate about recycling and global warming( wankers) if someone asked you what your fav uk accents were you would probabbly have a few likes and dislikes , ps fave int accent is new orleans!

[SNIFFMYBADGER]

yeah its a bit odd

[bambibin]

danny dyer is a proper fruit not a geezer

[rosiex01]

shut the fuck up u twat

[finchparade]

I loooove his role as kent paul

[Lcplsexiiiking]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....That is funny as fuck mate

Danny dyer u are a ledge

Lol XxX

[usernameemanresu]

The Fanbanta franchise was a big success! LOL

The crappy TV show lasted about 4 weeks and the much publicised website no longer exists.

Does anyone know who was behind it?

[BadladAsh]

hahaha top bloke great actor

[BadladAsh]

hahaha top bloke great actor

[lolbaff]

danny dyer is a facking god hahahahahahahaha emma and jayneyyyy 2k8 m8

[htfc2008]

danny dyer may be a cockney, but he isnt a hardman as he likes to think he is

[radabminj]

spot on. he's utterly pathetic. he thinks he's so hard and tries to talk tough, but reality is he's an pathetic little runt. he's like the 13 year old bully who strides about the playground with his chest puffed out. the pathetic little fag.

[doliver77]

totally agree he struts round like he can av it yet he looks proper shakey all the time around real lads. He is an actor he is certainly not a fighter

[hufcfan1802]

funny as

[leroysexy]

Dyer is a FACKING legend!

[PHUKknows]

CyberNinja7, u were blatantly bullied by a cockney wen u were younger

[CyberNinja7]

why do all british guys act like dick-head wannabe cockny gangsters and dumbshit like this cunt danny dyer - they all think they're hard - they're FUCKING DumbSHit commaners who stink of chips and vomit - and fuck their sisters - watch "eastenders" - and rape other men - they should be put down. No offence.

[DoTheBadThing92]

whatever.

just one thing - there is no such thing as a cockney gangster, real or fake. they're practically opposites. do your research before you go in there, guns blazing. as danny dyer would say - YOU CUNT.

[otwojoshb]

I love all this aggression towards us British guys, calling us all inbred drunks that think we're something we're not followed by "No Offence" Well what the fuck did you put it there for if it's not supposed to be offensive you dumb cunt - look at you calling us all this, who's the wannabe hardman now? bitch at least we have some conviction behind our words, instead of sum Grunt that types his violence over the internet - fucking pathetic filth that lets the side down, thats what your kind are

[zBloodD3monz]

Why do you watch Eastenders if you don't like the British?

[SNIFFMYBADGER]

Stop fingering cats vaginas

[LIKEiGIVaSHIT]

Stop fingering cats vaginas,thats one of the best ones ever, i will be using that

[StephyUK]

Absolute class! And he's fit as fuck too!

[Moolafoo]

What a facking geeza, cor faking blind me down the dack and facking dairy with me auntie mary...

[roselovelily]

lol hes soooo gorgeous n cheeky n *shivers* just dam sexy i love his cockney accent :P xxx

[xxMissyWarwickxx]

Dannys Hooooottttt Stuff!!!

[MurrellMan1]

fucking funny! u cant u cunt you CUNT! :)

[mollydollydaydream]

i am in love with danny dyer!!

ahhhh... i go mad for cockney boys

[greene80s]

Dyer is class

[maynumber10]

what a bruv

[cocaine1981]

lol

[StreetMagic101]

i'm trying to think of one person i hate more than danny dyer... uummm... i'll get back.

[lanlanlan18]

wots a mockney?

[stevebrizzle]

A mock-Cockney.

[BlackmailTV]

fake cockney lol

[nylecrane2k7]

fuckin ell figure it out

[AX3Beats]

a pretend cockney

[innit27]

are these 2 kiddies presenters trying to break into the big boys league now? when the blonde one is doing vox pops it comes up with her occupation as comedian????

[Growths]

he's gorge

i'm gonna get a personalized message from him next year (hopefully) when my cousin's mates go to LA to party with him while he's filming (:

love danny dyer

[barney122]

Hehe "you caaant you caaaaaant, YOU CUNT" lol that bit made me giggle

[Giggaloo]

lol if he couldnt act why is he in some many great films hmm? dumb fuck! Danny Dyer proper cockney east london west ham lad like me!

[mcanner25]

hes the english deniro

[kinneas]

This cunt has to be the worst actor in britain. He's always in the shite gangster films and plays the same guy in every one of them. Cunt wouldn't know acting if it kicked him in the bollocks.

[DanielJamesRiley]

fuck off you stupid cunt!

[southamptonboy85]

mate i agree! even if this lot dont! well said!

[boxingkid89]

lmao that walk of his, is bang out of order

[JEVP]

0:12 behind her head a picture from a feyenoord kid .

[HZrevengers]

Danny Dyer is jerk !!!

Fucking Wanker!

[NottzMan28]

Lmao, thats joke ting u get me.

Big Up All Da Nottingham Mans Dem

[southamptonboy85]

hahahaha!!! what are u on u idiot! brap brap! yeeeaaaa blud!

[NottzMan28]

What u under southamptonboy u ediot boy....

ur name says it all BOY...

Im a MAN, an us Nottz Man run tings...

An im not ur blud... FOOL

Keepin It Nottz... Fa Real...

[yourmumisadick]

what part of me looks like your fucking blud

[katybrown69]

ive met him..gorgeous!

[3LeeJennings3]

Danny dyer is a fucking legend badgerxxxx you fackin cant!

i'll shit in your mums mouth and it'll look like she's smoking a cuban cigar!

[leannexfx]

GORGEOUS!

[badgerxxxx]

any dog turd in the street has more talent and charisma than this geek - and its command of the english language is a step up too

[kategrograt]

I LOVE HIM

[edwardojuggernaut]

your a fucking mug

[dollhouseDISASTER]

lmao, well he's obviously messing.

[danny1374]

Danny dyer was born in canning town and grew up in london although im not sure if thats within the sound of the bow bells as whats said to be required to be a real cockney, even if not hes as close as can get.

[jayjay56782001]

what a twat, hes so fake, fukin embarrassing cunt

[sheffboialex]

someone got outa wrong side of bed the mornin when they left that comment

haha

[bilivine00]

Je craque, il est trop sexy !!!

[dollhouseDISASTER]

Je conviens! Il est tres PHWOOOAARRR :P

[amandaauk]

He is totally hot!! mmmmmm...so yummy and that accent is sexy!

[iluvdannywatt]

his accent is da sexiest best accent in da world!

[kentlad83]

id sit on his cock

[mrfool2]

blates

[Orbir2056]

me too