THIS is soooooo funny. must have seen this 20 times now..and i still laugh my guts big time! the music and the editing or so spot on! esp. the.."dont' touch me!" and the enthusiasm. after reading some of the negative comments here, i think some self righteous idiots have for forgotten what having enthusiasm is all about!!!!! , with their latest and greatest pompous attitudes/equipment!!! THANKS AGAIN FOR PUTTING THIS UP HERE!! you guys are so FUN.
I thought I could teach myself hangliding and after a 20 second flight that was completely out of control I broke an upright but fortunately nothing else! Please do not try to teach yourself it is near impossible I would say. I got my license in 1 week of actual professional training!
As a hang glider pilot of 30 years, I found NOTHING remotely amusing about this video or the morons who "starred" in it. They are Darwin Award material! This is how people die. It may be funny to them now but losing a loved one is never funny and that is where this pair is headed. Over the years, we in the sport, have tried to overcome the early stigma placed on hang gliding by the actions of people like this. These types of videos do our wonderful sport no good.
YES!!! i agree with JQOIson53. it's just a shame that it does make our sport look foolish and dangerous. If we could get our old gliders into the hands of the masses and let them all teach themselves (without video to shame the sport) we could raise the SAT scores of our great nation. not trying to be mean or anything, but if your going to post your stupidity what can you expect. you say you broke your COLOR bone once. need I say more?
GET PROFESSIONAL HELP NOW! Search Hang Gliding Schools NOW! Hang Gliding is a Aerial Sport, without proper instruction could lead to serious accidents! STOP NOW! With good formation you will gonna have the Sport of your life. HOME MADE AVIATION is DANGEROUS!
The only problem I see here is that when he dies, yes when, because odds catch up, people will start saying that HANG GLIDING is dangerouse, when in fact is quite safe when someone who knows what they are doing is under the wing, I mean A wing, not a home made kite or whatever.
Her is what I don't understand... Why does it matter if I die? this is just part of life. Flight is dangerous. If it wasn't for people like me, we would ALL be on the ground like rats.. Sorry for the honesty. This is not my nature.
This is so stupid it's not even funny. There are _lots_ of things they did that could have killed someone. Or crippled him for life. PLEASE learn a little about what you're doing before you have to attend a funeral.
I'm sure his boys are going to grow-up to be fine, outstanding farm laborers or maybe even agricultural machinery fabricators...Mom's got a future in game shows, too!
Flying without proper instruction: Stupid! Towing without proper equipment and knowledge: Dangerous! Seeing a redneck bust his head, partly because he's not wearing a helmet: Gotta love it!
Yea. Put it back together and let dad try to kill himself. Crashing these things is not funny. I have. It hurts. $10,000+ in hospital bills I am still paying for. You son is worth more than a giggle you stuipd s$~t.
Not the way to hang glide, video shows, don't try this at home. This is a good way to die, you all guys need lessons bad. These are all the do nots of hang gliding. If you do decide to try this again, ware a helmet.
Video is AWESOME! to show what happens to people that try and learn themselves. Maybe next time you dicide to try this again, you'll get to fly in a helicopter to the hospital.
As an ex-hang gliding instructor I got to say one thing. He's lucky he didn't get more altitude and dive like a yard dart and be paralyzed the rest of his life. Stupid, just plain stupid.
The only reason i call u guys dumb shits,is the simple fact that so many good pilots tried to steer u guys in the right direction and u still are driving blind.The leading edge in your new video is broken and you guys r still trying to fly it.U guys are going to give my sport a bad name,please get lessons,so i can quit calling u dumb shits.
"allazeadyaallacallballya, the ham-bees are ready to rock and roll". You guys look like a lot of fun/hoot to hang with! Love your editing & choice of words. And, her hooting and all your laughing. "dooo,don't touch me,(he shouts in pain. "He's all right". "Did you get that? That was good, look at me!" and more laughing,
"I was thinking, holy crap, I'm gona die!,BAM!" "You got to fly, that was the main thing" I hate it when 'they' take my choices away, love your choices here. Thanks again.
"they did it that was awesome" & her excitement&laughing saying,"i hope he's allright" as the camera guy starts running, & your choice of music intermixed through out, YOU GUYS are AWESOME!
I just showed this to my son, who's watched me fly his whole life,(justlooped 30,sun),and we laughed our guts out! 1ofthemost entertaining hangvids here.
justread all the comments here,figures! 'they' have'not'grownupyet! I shout, "heil ushga" as i hold my right arm out straight and snap my heels together.
Thank you !!! These videoes are what will get us through our later years. I really am a safe guy. I'm 43 AND only broke 1 color bone snow boarding. So .... Thanks Daniel
I hate to say it.... You wont live long enough to enjoy these films!! Heed the warnings in these posts. You, or a member of your family WILL DIE or worse, be Paralysed. How are you going to feel that your son is dead because you were to mean and proud to get professional training???? Just because it looks easy on you tube doesn't mean you can teach youself to fly.
RIGHT ON you guys! This is what spirit and go for it is all about. "he was flying" sums it all up. be carefull you head engineers, its the sudden stop at the end that will get you..keep on going, "you can turn that thing"...its how much fun you are having that counts, that is "the best things in life" love it!!!!thanks for sharing
Hopefully everone that sees this realizes that these guys are just fooling around. This is not representitive of Hang Gliding today and anyone trying to replicate what these fools did is asking for broken limbs, paralysis, or death.
Talk about a bunch of backwoods country bumpkins! You morons give whole new meaning to the word "Hayseed"!
To ANYBODY who is interested in learning to fly: you've just seen everything you need to know about hang-gliding the wrong way. This video needs to be put away along with these stupid, stupid people.
Don't be lulled into thinking that only being 30 ft up is safe. In fact almost all serious accidents occur at very low altitudes, like hitting the ground! We lost a pilot this year when his glider stalled at 10 ft, breaking his neck. He later decided to be removed from life support and passed away. Hang Gliding can be a very enjoyable and rewarding sport, and it can be relatively safe with proper instruction. Get lessons and come join us in the sky.
Hey my Moyes Mission was 20 years old, nothing wrong with a 20 year old glider. The one in this vid is like 35 years old, but what do you expect from Americans.
Y'all can't possibly be this stupid! No helmet, harness hanging waaaay too low, no safety releases, no brains! Hitting the keel with your head can set you up with a set of cool wheels...if you like wheelchairs that you steer with your forehead. Stupid shits!
That old thing isn't even close to what people fly today. The control frame is what sets the geometry of the glider. If it stalls at 30ft, you will plummet nose first into the ground. If it's not controllable you will crash going however fast it goes. You could cartwheel into the ground. I'm as crazy as the next guy but simple things you won't think about can kill you! For real, I'm not being an alarmist, things can go from kinda-scary to mortally dangerous in under a second.
I watched one guy get killed and another two turn into vegetables doing just what you are doing. They did not know any better, please read these comments so you now do. Keep it up if you think you know better then the pilots who have responded here!
you wouldn't go for a high flight!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
you were high enough for a FATAL crash...
no joke....you dodged a bullet.
If you think you can continue to play russian roulette forever just get out a nice revolver and do it right.Don't give hang gliding another undeserved black eye.
Hope to see you SAFELY in the skies with us...not video of your death.
I think you guys are awesome. My new role models. Since I already know how to hang glide, I think I'll teach myself to skydive like you guys are doing with hang gliding. Can you recommend a good place to get a 1980's parachute? Nevermind, found one on ebay! Can you recommend a chute packing method? Nevermind, I found a backpack it will fit in. How do you deploy one of these??? I'll just tie a rope to the parachute so I can pull it out of the backpack while I'm falling, brilliant!
In all seriousness for a second, you guys are just being stupid. Not crazy like ha ha that's funny, stupid like learning to skydive like I said above.
What is your life, your safety, or avoiding serious personal injury worth to you? You can get an intro hang gliding lesson for around $100... could save your life!
Or you could keep at it like that and not live long enough to lose your virginity... your choice, but it seems like an easy one to me...
C'mon guys, kill yourselves with a different sport. We don't need the publicity you idiots will provide. Hanggliding is a safe sport if done right and step #1 is instruction. You guys have no clue and I'm very surprised you lived through that day. You will die if you continue.
Hang gliding is a great sport, but what you are doing (how you are doing it) will result in a death. Hang gliding is safe if done right; you are doing it wrong. From - a long time hang glider pilot. Grab the yellow pages, call an instructor.
This reminds me something you learn pretty soon when you start flying, doesn't matter if it's a hang glider, a balloon or an aircraft: there are bold pilots and old pilots, but not pilots who are old and bold.
You guys really are taking some incredibly dangerous and unnecessary risks. Take your energy and enthusiasm to a certified school and ditch the guaranteed disaster you guys are flirting with.
You guys seem like really nice people. Please look in the Yellow pages for a list of hanggliding instructors in your area. You will be killed if you do not seek a professional. Sorry for being blunt.
While your video is a little funny, I do feel morally obligated to tell you that your statistical odds of getting killed or ending up a talking head (quadraplegic) are much greater than you can imagine.
I probably test flew that glider 20 years ago, so my perspective comes with a little background.
THIS is soooooo funny. must have seen this 20 times now..and i still laugh my guts big time! the music and the editing or so spot on! esp. the.."dont' touch me!" and the enthusiasm. after reading some of the negative comments here, i think some self righteous idiots have for forgotten what having enthusiasm is all about!!!!! , with their latest and greatest pompous attitudes/equipment!!! THANKS AGAIN FOR PUTTING THIS UP HERE!! you guys are so FUN.
acrazedmaniac 9 months ago
...I generally dislike being told what to do
and am self-taught in numerous realms,
but I had the good sense and judgment
to get professional instruction and save
myself likely horrifying, expensive,
disabling injuries or worse. I treat
hang gliding as a form of aviation -
and attention to safety - FIRST - and
as a form of recreation SECOND.
jwm239 1 year ago
I thought I could teach myself hangliding and after a 20 second flight that was completely out of control I broke an upright but fortunately nothing else! Please do not try to teach yourself it is near impossible I would say. I got my license in 1 week of actual professional training!
smad333 2 years ago
As a hang glider pilot of 30 years, I found NOTHING remotely amusing about this video or the morons who "starred" in it. They are Darwin Award material! This is how people die. It may be funny to them now but losing a loved one is never funny and that is where this pair is headed. Over the years, we in the sport, have tried to overcome the early stigma placed on hang gliding by the actions of people like this. These types of videos do our wonderful sport no good.
judyfood 2 years ago
Brilliant flight! Well done boys!
zenji1 2 years ago
YES!!! i agree with JQOIson53. it's just a shame that it does make our sport look foolish and dangerous. If we could get our old gliders into the hands of the masses and let them all teach themselves (without video to shame the sport) we could raise the SAT scores of our great nation. not trying to be mean or anything, but if your going to post your stupidity what can you expect. you say you broke your COLOR bone once. need I say more?
paint2fly 2 years ago
Let them rednecks be. They are competing for the Darwin Awards. Clean the gene pool! There are too many people on the planet anyway!
JQOlson53 2 years ago
This is not Funny,clever, or pioneering in anyway.
This is the most stupid and reckless thing i have ever seen.If you want to fly hangliders go and get some proper training.
MILLICHOPE 2 years ago
GET PROFESSIONAL HELP NOW! Search Hang Gliding Schools NOW! Hang Gliding is a Aerial Sport, without proper instruction could lead to serious accidents! STOP NOW! With good formation you will gonna have the Sport of your life. HOME MADE AVIATION is DANGEROUS!
icaro2000 2 years ago
The only problem I see here is that when he dies, yes when, because odds catch up, people will start saying that HANG GLIDING is dangerouse, when in fact is quite safe when someone who knows what they are doing is under the wing, I mean A wing, not a home made kite or whatever.
Stop now that you are still in one peace.
Cientosta 2 years ago
WOW....could have been killed! Get some lessons before we have to watch of video of that kids funeral.
matthewpcorley 2 years ago
I watched in horror, what could possibly motivate you to do this to your son?
Its not ALL about freedom of choice.
I simply do not wish for you to experience the heartache of losing a loved one.
Several of my friends have died hanggliding, it all looks like a lot of fun until they stop breathing and turn rubbery and pale.
Your attitude towards the comments shows that you do not take them seriously.
Maybe, just maybe you may indeed listen to what the experts are saying.
STOP NOW
ontarga 2 years ago
Loved the video! very funny. I hope you make a new one soon. Happy flying
Buddha2707 2 years ago
Her is what I don't understand... Why does it matter if I die? this is just part of life. Flight is dangerous. If it wasn't for people like me, we would ALL be on the ground like rats.. Sorry for the honesty. This is not my nature.
Daniel
sonyaanddaniel 2 years ago
Thanks for your compation James. We'll do better next time. Have a fun day James.
sonyaanddaniel 2 years ago
This is so stupid it's not even funny. There are _lots_ of things they did that could have killed someone. Or crippled him for life. PLEASE learn a little about what you're doing before you have to attend a funeral.
James
Spacemonkey1010 2 years ago 2
Are they real ?
In 30 years in Hang gliding, I have never seen something even close to this .
Unbelievable!!!
Title suggestion: How to die young !!
Unbelievable!!!
jacques180 2 years ago 2
God that was fun to watch
waynebripley 2 years ago
You boys are too kind This was the last flight by the way, and beleive it or not, We are all fine . Just like jef foxworthey. Signed.... Daniel
sonyaanddaniel 2 years ago
Stupidity at it's finest !!!!
Carbonkiwi 2 years ago
I'm sure his boys are going to grow-up to be fine, outstanding farm laborers or maybe even agricultural machinery fabricators...Mom's got a future in game shows, too!
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Prof.Krusty
frogparts 2 years ago
Best hang gliding video EVER!
jcbfly 2 years ago
ffs 50%tow force to glider max. 100% to pilot fine
FCbisleybob 2 years ago
Flying without proper instruction: Stupid! Towing without proper equipment and knowledge: Dangerous! Seeing a redneck bust his head, partly because he's not wearing a helmet: Gotta love it!
smubo 2 years ago
Yea. Put it back together and let dad try to kill himself. Crashing these things is not funny. I have. It hurts. $10,000+ in hospital bills I am still paying for. You son is worth more than a giggle you stuipd s$~t.
steviewonderwind 2 years ago 5
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steviewonderwind 2 years ago
Speechless!
gwailo27 2 years ago
no helmet
no brains
kirtokosseamrica 2 years ago 2
That's what happens when REdnecks try to enter the exciting and fascinating world of Hangliding! :P
EasternMerchant 2 years ago 2
Might want to reccomend not pushing the bar all the way out during your flight, for the sake of any innocent bystanders
n49945 2 years ago
You are a disgrace to the hang gliding community
n49945 2 years ago 2
idiots...
cincas 3 years ago 2
it's not funny!idiots!
sfx1704 3 years ago 2
Not the way to hang glide, video shows, don't try this at home. This is a good way to die, you all guys need lessons bad. These are all the do nots of hang gliding. If you do decide to try this again, ware a helmet.
xlentertainment 3 years ago 2
Video is AWESOME! to show what happens to people that try and learn themselves. Maybe next time you dicide to try this again, you'll get to fly in a helicopter to the hospital.
xlentertainment 3 years ago 2
As an ex-hang gliding instructor I got to say one thing. He's lucky he didn't get more altitude and dive like a yard dart and be paralyzed the rest of his life. Stupid, just plain stupid.
onjoFilms 3 years ago 5
More reflex on the trailing edge maybe? All the best from the UK!
weirwolfarroo 3 years ago
The only reason i call u guys dumb shits,is the simple fact that so many good pilots tried to steer u guys in the right direction and u still are driving blind.The leading edge in your new video is broken and you guys r still trying to fly it.U guys are going to give my sport a bad name,please get lessons,so i can quit calling u dumb shits.
69NOMAN69 3 years ago
"allazeadyaallacallballya, the ham-bees are ready to rock and roll". You guys look like a lot of fun/hoot to hang with! Love your editing & choice of words. And, her hooting and all your laughing. "dooo,don't touch me,(he shouts in pain. "He's all right". "Did you get that? That was good, look at me!" and more laughing,
"I was thinking, holy crap, I'm gona die!,BAM!" "You got to fly, that was the main thing" I hate it when 'they' take my choices away, love your choices here. Thanks again.
acrazedmaniac 3 years ago
"they did it that was awesome" & her excitement&laughing saying,"i hope he's allright" as the camera guy starts running, & your choice of music intermixed through out, YOU GUYS are AWESOME!
I just showed this to my son, who's watched me fly his whole life,(justlooped 30,sun),and we laughed our guts out! 1ofthemost entertaining hangvids here.
justread all the comments here,figures! 'they' have'not'grownupyet! I shout, "heil ushga" as i hold my right arm out straight and snap my heels together.
acrazedmaniac 3 years ago
Thank you !!! These videoes are what will get us through our later years. I really am a safe guy. I'm 43 AND only broke 1 color bone snow boarding. So .... Thanks Daniel
sonyaanddaniel 3 years ago
I hate to say it.... You wont live long enough to enjoy these films!! Heed the warnings in these posts. You, or a member of your family WILL DIE or worse, be Paralysed. How are you going to feel that your son is dead because you were to mean and proud to get professional training???? Just because it looks easy on you tube doesn't mean you can teach youself to fly.
Kevin (hang gliding since 1985)
casserk 2 years ago
RIGHT ON you guys! This is what spirit and go for it is all about. "he was flying" sums it all up. be carefull you head engineers, its the sudden stop at the end that will get you..keep on going, "you can turn that thing"...its how much fun you are having that counts, that is "the best things in life" love it!!!!thanks for sharing
acrazedmaniac 3 years ago
Hopefully everone that sees this realizes that these guys are just fooling around. This is not representitive of Hang Gliding today and anyone trying to replicate what these fools did is asking for broken limbs, paralysis, or death.
Jacmac1 3 years ago
You retard. You may be right about the video, But don't be so mean about it.
sonyaanddaniel 3 years ago
Talk about a bunch of backwoods country bumpkins! You morons give whole new meaning to the word "Hayseed"!
To ANYBODY who is interested in learning to fly: you've just seen everything you need to know about hang-gliding the wrong way. This video needs to be put away along with these stupid, stupid people.
kgstube 3 years ago
next up, home taught skydiving!
splat style.
cheers to not dying !!
humboldtwings 3 years ago
Dude that was sweet shit. nice gotee by the way. see you in a couple days man, say hi to the family for me
jcadams13 3 years ago
Don't be lulled into thinking that only being 30 ft up is safe. In fact almost all serious accidents occur at very low altitudes, like hitting the ground! We lost a pilot this year when his glider stalled at 10 ft, breaking his neck. He later decided to be removed from life support and passed away. Hang Gliding can be a very enjoyable and rewarding sport, and it can be relatively safe with proper instruction. Get lessons and come join us in the sky.
MrandMrsPoser 3 years ago 2
Hey my Moyes Mission was 20 years old, nothing wrong with a 20 year old glider. The one in this vid is like 35 years old, but what do you expect from Americans.
CHGCvids 3 years ago
hey chg,fuk u,dont talk shit about Americans.Dont lump me into the same category as these dumb shits.Where r u from,dip shit land.
69NOMAN69 3 years ago
Y'all can't possibly be this stupid! No helmet, harness hanging waaaay too low, no safety releases, no brains! Hitting the keel with your head can set you up with a set of cool wheels...if you like wheelchairs that you steer with your forehead. Stupid shits!
FutzAndTinker 3 years ago
That old thing isn't even close to what people fly today. The control frame is what sets the geometry of the glider. If it stalls at 30ft, you will plummet nose first into the ground. If it's not controllable you will crash going however fast it goes. You could cartwheel into the ground. I'm as crazy as the next guy but simple things you won't think about can kill you! For real, I'm not being an alarmist, things can go from kinda-scary to mortally dangerous in under a second.
xerxes2695 3 years ago
i cant figure out how a buch of numbskulls who would take a 20 year old deathtrap for a fly can produce a video of reasonable quality....
I'm starting to think that its a fake. maybe that dude can fly anyway. looked like real blood though.
pgpete 3 years ago
I watched one guy get killed and another two turn into vegetables doing just what you are doing. They did not know any better, please read these comments so you now do. Keep it up if you think you know better then the pilots who have responded here!
MikeJLake 3 years ago
you wouldn't go for a high flight!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
you were high enough for a FATAL crash...
no joke....you dodged a bullet.
If you think you can continue to play russian roulette forever just get out a nice revolver and do it right.Don't give hang gliding another undeserved black eye.
Hope to see you SAFELY in the skies with us...not video of your death.
hangglidernerd 3 years ago
I think you guys are awesome. My new role models. Since I already know how to hang glide, I think I'll teach myself to skydive like you guys are doing with hang gliding. Can you recommend a good place to get a 1980's parachute? Nevermind, found one on ebay! Can you recommend a chute packing method? Nevermind, I found a backpack it will fit in. How do you deploy one of these??? I'll just tie a rope to the parachute so I can pull it out of the backpack while I'm falling, brilliant!
flyhigh013 3 years ago
In all seriousness for a second, you guys are just being stupid. Not crazy like ha ha that's funny, stupid like learning to skydive like I said above.
What is your life, your safety, or avoiding serious personal injury worth to you? You can get an intro hang gliding lesson for around $100... could save your life!
Or you could keep at it like that and not live long enough to lose your virginity... your choice, but it seems like an easy one to me...
flyhigh013 3 years ago
Are you drunk or just retarded? I hope you kill yourselves before you can figure out how to reproduce.
tubenn 3 years ago
I do love it a little on the dangerous side. I really wouldn't go for the high fly with this old kite. Thanks for the thoughts though.
Daniel
sonyaanddaniel 3 years ago
holy crap man u guys are in for a world of hurt,get lessons,please
69NOMAN69 3 years ago
C'mon guys, kill yourselves with a different sport. We don't need the publicity you idiots will provide. Hanggliding is a safe sport if done right and step #1 is instruction. You guys have no clue and I'm very surprised you lived through that day. You will die if you continue.
jdfly 3 years ago
Hang gliding is a great sport, but what you are doing (how you are doing it) will result in a death. Hang gliding is safe if done right; you are doing it wrong. From - a long time hang glider pilot. Grab the yellow pages, call an instructor.
hgflying 3 years ago
Dad and Mum, do your sons a favour and taken them to a hang gliding school otherwise you will be taking them to the morgue.
Seriously, I love your enthusiasm but even using a brand new hang glider without instruction will kill you let alone an old skyhawk.
Take care and get to know the proper beauty of flying with the birds.
Cheers
Robert
relate2 3 years ago 2
I have to agree with the last two comments.
That gravity sure can cause some feirce trouble. Thanks
sonyaanddaniel 3 years ago
Gravity is not just a good idea - it's the law!
penrynbigbird 3 years ago
This reminds me something you learn pretty soon when you start flying, doesn't matter if it's a hang glider, a balloon or an aircraft: there are bold pilots and old pilots, but not pilots who are old and bold.
RMarvin86 3 years ago
You guys really are taking some incredibly dangerous and unnecessary risks. Take your energy and enthusiasm to a certified school and ditch the guaranteed disaster you guys are flirting with.
penrynbigbird 3 years ago
Estais como cabras ....
xavitrod 3 years ago
You guys seem like really nice people. Please look in the Yellow pages for a list of hanggliding instructors in your area. You will be killed if you do not seek a professional. Sorry for being blunt.
rebelradiohead 3 years ago 2
Thanks
sonyaanddaniel 3 years ago
While your video is a little funny, I do feel morally obligated to tell you that your statistical odds of getting killed or ending up a talking head (quadraplegic) are much greater than you can imagine.
I probably test flew that glider 20 years ago, so my perspective comes with a little background.
CDickFly 3 years ago 2
Cant wait to see part two. dont forget to laugh as he takes his last breath. Ignorant idiots!
chettsy 3 years ago
What?? do you think I jump from a mountain with that? Just go ahead and live your little borring life. Sorry for you.
sonyaanddaniel 3 years ago
Youre sorry for me!!!!!??? So why are you trying to copy i do ?
chettsy 3 years ago
I do agree. I think his head did pop the tubing alittle. But he is a Marine. Got a pretty hard head.
sonyaanddaniel 3 years ago
There are safer ways to learn this... Maybe you should start wearing a helmet?
IBinADrochnFljiga 3 years ago