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From: DELMARVALICIOUS
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  • FUCK YOU!

  • Why am I hear?

  • I bet that towel tasted great

  • Wtf! Jokes on me for reading all this shit!!

  • Let me know where u stay so I can fuck u up makin me read for nothing

  • Ya those taxes are paying off all right the ones you obviously didn't pay because you were to busy bein a perv

  • I can see this cuming I mean coming on to be a new csi episode or maybe a scooby doo mystery like the mystery of the wet towel

  • I concur...This video is fucking retarded...And those words that keep popping up are fucking obnoxious.

  • Fuck you and your stupid ass video, which isnt even a video just pictures and annoying ass words that keep popping up you fucking cunt

  • wow teamhj06, hopefully that cop came to your house after, and cuffed u. smearing his cum all over your hands and wrists, and send u to cells with no soap. not to mention all the buttons and paperwork they be touchin. fuc**n gross.

  • You watched that cop masturbate. You are more pervy than he is. And then played CSI with the jizz. Get a hobby other than stalking lonely ppl.

  • this is the dumbest video ever

  • he kept the towels lol

    

  • you are a fucking retard.

  • What a waste of time. You must be a true retard!!

  • FAKE MISLEADNING TITLE NOT REAL

  • This was actually the boringest type of bullshit i watched on youtube , waste of my time .

    !!

  • If our tax dollars were not already being pissed away on all of the scum living off the system already I might care about a couple towels being violated on company time. Who cares.

  • Oh my word, not a towel! How could this be?! What a crooked asshole. Those towels had rights too.

  • wow your annoying

  • This is stupid.

  • The cop jerked off in his cop car... we get it.

  • Someone please shoot me! lol

  • you should have picked those jizz rags up and got dna from them and confronted the sarasota police department.

  • Is it just me or was this video very frustrating to watch

  • sarasota is beautifull great beaches nice people historic sites and this is how you decided to spend your vacation there whos more fucked up the cop or your nosy ass

  • your a towel

  • I would have taken the towels and rubbed them on my pussy and called the police that one of their cops tried to rape me.

  • @CayleRose and thats why your a stupid cunt

  • what a waste of time watchign this

  • it is kinda gross a cop would pick a parking lot to jerk off in.

  • Idiot uploader or not ,,,,,, you decide ...... here is 4 mins 33 secounds of your life you will never get back,,,,, should be titled "how not to spend your vacation

  • that long ass intro just made my blood pressure go up

  • @sexywhitebriefs for real man...

  • @Cuauh10Joker yeah for real; sometimes i get irrational with the videos if they are not made the way i would make them i guess.

  • This is the dumbest video!!! Wasted my data!

  • maybe he had a cold and it was snot??

  • hell if that was anyone else you'd be fined or in jail.. Kids live in this world to

    what if they walked up to him. she might not have gave you dumb shits a point, but i got one don't shake cops hands. shit i wish i could get payed to burn one out....lololololololol

  • hey atleast it aint baby pictures.

    we had a cop who was into naked baby's in our town.

    what the world has come to

  • Wow!!! What a dumb ass video.  MUST NOT WATCH!!!!

  • u r stupid

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  • You should fuck that police :) ... Poor guy . Maybe no girlfriend ???

  • wow, he was jerkin off... woopity fuckin doo! cops do it all the time... get a life... and some production lessons...

  • DOHOHOHOH "Well-CUM!" Made me LOL so hard! Nah, but really, this uploader is clearly just being stupid.

  • Maybe someone would see your point if you would ever get to one. Cunt!

  • Fuck head

  • what's your point idiot?

  • THIS BITCH HAS NO LIFE

  • Stupid

  • dumb

  • I wasted all that time. Ill nvr get it bck!

  • delmarvalicious the dumbass

  • Notice, bad set up and really bad production, I personally would have liked to see the cop doing something worse, like fapping or whatnot!

  • Nice red light saber on this video.

  • What are you six years old ? get a job and stop being a pervert !

  • that is disgusting dude you would what a cop jack it

  • NOTICE!! this is fucking gay haha

  • Fucking Tard!!!!!!!!!!

  • @raramesis71 why do you have to be so rude and mean you could have just changed to another video and not commented if you did not like this one

  • what a waste of 3 minutes, dude go get a life.

  • Appreciate the effort but wow you took a simple thing and made is so boring I almost don't care what he did.

  • Not only is this a lame video it is completely rigged by the idiot that posted it.

  • i dout very seriously that an officer even if he was gonna jack off would do it in a fucking hotel parking lot jesus give me a break lets see,Staged by the dip shit who made this video ,U DECIDE

  • ur a fucking idiot,and u probably put the towels there u dumb ass

  • who gives fuck he was waking it.

  • I guess the overwhelming voices have spoken, No... not a dirty cop. Congrats on a failure video.

  • I hope you got over your exciting new hobby making videos. Next time don't use so many damn transitions, holy shit.

  • 40 seconds in lose interest

  • I am miffed, I mean I am absolutely miffed by this scandal. How could it be that a man beat his meat while on duty? No less than two towels, I am miffed. Miffed I say.

  • So many questions surround this video, but none have to do with the cop lol. I want to know how mentally stable this person is. But they're on vacation so they must have some shred of mental capacity to carry a job. Unless they are the kid of a Walmart employee or something, because they are staying at a shitty hotel. i guess we'll never know..

  • dumb video

  • Dude seriously u need to stop giving cops blow jobs and then recording your own evidence smh

  • This is a dumb video

  • awh,that's gross!

  • who are you, Barney Fife? What a waste of electrons...

  • so the cop had a wank big deal

  • This a is a video of LITERALLY NOTHING. I'd rather watch the entire Ark Music Factory catalog than watch this again.

  • sounds like you took a picture of your backyard, a picture of the cop, then placed a towel where he was, took that picture of an empty lot with a towel from your balcony, then photoshopped the two together. amazing.

  • PUT THE DAMN PICTURES UP ALREADY YOU DUMB BITCH!

  • Wtf it all words it shit

  • @sonicflashmaster2000 yeah that was really starting to piss me off.  put the fucking pictures up already

  • Ok so a police was parked for about 2 hours while reading a magazine, and before going she threw 2 towels on the pavement... I don't see what's wrong lol Why is the title: DIRTY COP OR NOT ... YOU DECIDE

  • WTF is this shit?

  • How impressive! Pictures of a towel and a parked police car. WOW!

    Who'da thought such a thing could happen.

    Amazing revelation of nothing. When the police do it, they have to have actual proof of something.

  • this bitch needs a more exciting holiday, i hope next video is of a black rapist parked outside then she gets bopped

  • conorlack

    if you think that was saving money you are the dumbest pig that ever carried a gun you should be fire because you are to stupid to uphold the law because believe that you are above. so just shut your pie hole you A#$. and go frame some inocent person for a crime they did not commit

  • YOUTUBE IS FOR VIDEOS YOU MORON!! NOT LAME POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS MADE BY SOME COLUMBO WANNABE JAGOFF.

  • GROSS! GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TOY OFFICER GREEEZEY. . .

  • Great way to spend your time, Get a life

  • I hate dirty cops but citizens that give them shit for nothing only aggravate relations. Advice...if your an idiot, please recognize it and kill youself. thnx-God

  • your vid is no good

  • your dumb

  • You have nothing! Pictures don't prove anything! If you had a detailed video, then maybe, you would have a leg to stand on. That reminds me, don't ever post a pic of your toes again. If you were really concerned about this, you should of called in and requested a supervisor to your location. I'm inclined to believe that you made this entire story up and planted the towels yourself to make it appear legit. Nice try, but no cigar. Get a life! Oh! And a pedicure...Please!

  • All I saw here was a few still photographs taken from various angles so as not to show the 2nd towel until convienant to do so. Nice try though. now get a pedicure, those feet are nasty.

  • So it is possible that masturbating during his shift may lead to a much calmer police officer who suffers less stress on the job which could possibly contribute to lower health costs and less sick days taken. That would actually benefit tax payers. You may be on to something here. Maybe everyone should take a sex break during the day. In fact ... make it another alternative way of lowering health care premiums. The "Just Say Yes Yes Yes" campaign.

  • Nice blue background and whit lettering, very creative

  • Find real footage of dirty cops, this is crap. If this was the worst thing cops ever did then I'd say we had the best police in the world.

  • this video sucks...

  • i didnt know this was going to be a death by powerpoint

  • we wouldn't have the footage of the lady being hit by the cop.

  • nice! this movie is awesome! but what's the deal with the towel's? I didn't understand the part about the cops doing anything bad though...it was still pretty good. What happened in April? did you guys know about that when the cops in chicago were beating up that woman for pretending to kill her kid? that shit is real and you gotta be on it when you need to be for taking pictures and stuff. Just like you guys aredoing.. with out people taking pictures of things happening.

  • Ironic they speak of wasted tax dollars when it's obvious they're wasting their time on unemployment welfare when they should be seeking work.

  • Ok faggot get to the video already. fuck

  • omg.... is it.... a TOWEL?? Get a life!

  • Some people should not be allowed to post youtube videos. You, Sir, are one of those people.

  • 20 minutes of intro and 14 secs of video... wtf

    

  • Of course he used a towel. I don't agree with littering like that, but really... who wants to get that mess on their uniform? I'm glad the tax dollars are going to this instead of to pay cops for beating innocent teens for loitering or some shit like that. This video was terrible.. You could have just SPOKEN this shit into a mic and saved me from wasting time waiting for the good part that NEVER HAPPENED. Uggh.

  • 4 minutes of my life just wasted watching your shitty video

  • you are fucking stupid.

  • I will never get the time back!  Waste!

  • you are an idiot. get a hobby

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  • How can he possibly be a dirty cop, he obviously just took a shower, his towels are right in front of you dummy. If you are such a slueth, why did you not check to see if the towels were wet or sticky.

  • Lame. Do something about it pussy!

  • Hey that's me

  • im guessing he was looking at a playboy jerked off cleaned up with a towel and threw out the towel i dont blame him i wouldnt want a jizz covered towel in my car..

  • i decide your a idiot

  • I think he's on to something. I'm going to go outside now and check if I can find two towels too.

  • Dumb... DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!!!

  • Stupid fucking video.. Don't waste your time.. Get a fucking life dumbass..

  • If you would let us see the video ,and not type a play by play. Dont like better luck next time .

  • Dumb ass dildo!! Get a life

  • wtf is this?

  • SOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!

    

  • They need to ban Windows Movie Maker. So damn annoying.

  • wow and this is what you do with your time on vacation... you must live an awesome life... holy shit you need a girlfriend

  • @jhgfbk2222 painted toe nails i think means she needs a boyfriend...that is of course she likes walking the red carpet....which would explain her hard on for the police brutality to himself.

  • Everybody likes to have a quick rub, why not a cop ? I prefer him masturbating than giving me a ticket.

  • i didnt watch, i paused and hit dislike. im a follower

  • Nothing fails to escape your keep observation skills, does it? Have you ever observed the fact that there are almost 3000 comments on this video? NOTICE!!!! Most of them want you to die.

  • Your video comments made this video suck ass

  • Wait a minute. I just looked at that video again after reading all of the comments. I reached over in my back pack and pulled out a towel just as those feet were shown and blew my nose.

  • Duh, I'se must have missed something masta because I was so bored with your Holy Shit bullshit, I fell asleep..

  • you must've been stoned while making this video. explains the "wel-cum" at the beginning and why you were taking pictures of an empty parking lot at 7 in the morning. AND you happened to notice a random towel and you were focusing on that like no other. glad you had a happy 4/20 though

  • I would prefer my "TAX DOLARS" as it mentions 94 times....going to a crooked cop, instead of the money going to beaners in government money. I would prefer a drug dealing cop than a beaner having babies, just for giggles and more governenment money and food stamps. Gotta love this vid.

  • Crappy horror I think I saw 3 pictures in a word show...

  • WOW. Gayest video ever. Waste of my fuckin time. Made no point whatsoever. On lunch breaks cops can spend time wherever.

  • YOU need a life !!

  • Even police officers are allowed a lunch break...no one says they have to eat food. Besides, where is the photographic evidence? All you showed was a police car then 2 towels. Find something better to do with your LIFE....one day you might be thanking one of those police officers!

  • Americans can sleep safer at night knowing this super-sleuth is on the case. /sarcasm

  • this is the dumbest idiotic video i have ever seen. stop posting

  • Stupid video

  • Sarasot PD needs IA to get involved.

  • this video doesnt prove anything, you could have planted those there.

  • I don't see any evidence

  • I'm a cop and we are asked to park our cars like this to save gas. So if anything he's saving tax dollars by not using as much gas. By the way this shittiest slideshow I've ever seen. 

  • @conorlack im training to be a cop in highschool now..and even i kno that...

  • @conorlack u wanna save gas, quit chasin down non-violent offenders.

  • @conorlack he was littering, and possibly masturbating on duty.

  • @conorlack You're supposed to park the car and remain vigilant. Not masturbate. 

  • @conorlack are you really a cop man?

  • Your a fucking retard, who probaly gets off by watching cops choke their chickens

  • Fucking moron

  • You lost me after the third time you asked me to notice...zzzzzzzzz

  • Your a fucking loser tape some real shit cops do so many worse things get in the crossfire "say something that you know they might attack you for"

  • shit head

  • lame lame lame. thanks for wasting my time with this boring, dumb video.

  • No one cares bitch.

  • I think your vacation really sucked if you spent it watching the local law enforcement during their breaks. You can only 'assume' whats going on. Your asking us to decide from still shots instead of an actual video of events?

  • Your so fucked...idiot

  • idiot ass fucker

  • please don't post any more retarded vids

  • what the fuck was the whole point of the video? really? this video really sucks balls!!

  • Your fuckin stupid as fuck!

  • Haha punch you in the c-nt!! Love it

  • flagged because stupid fucks cant make youtube videos.