Eggs Benatar

[Dare2bDumb]

I know how to go to the next video in a wheez-a-thon

[Mr432scott]

1:37

OTGRALMFAO

on the ground rolling around laughing my fucking ass off

[sugarpeepsez]

Well, I know not to hit my boss in the face.

[dragonfilms100]

You know what i know how do do? I KNOW HOW TO NOT PLAY GUITAR AS EPICLY AS WHEEZY WAITER!

[b264753178]

everyone knows eggs Benedict has spinach

[FrostedItaliano]

he punched him in the face and took a different bagel then the guy was holding

[lukepleaseshutup]

Modestmealtime

[DrBigNuts69]

EPICMEALTIME?

[ShainaLynnD]

wow, I had no idea you could cook eggs like that.... thank you weezywaiter.... thank you

[Mr432scott]

best free bagle friday ever :<{ )

[Mr432scott]

best 3 seconds of my life

[Mr432scott]

sorry it's 1:41

[Mr432scott]

it toke me over 1 hour to finish the video

i cept repeating whezzywaiter punching his boss in the face

or from 1:32-1:47

[Mr432scott]

1:32-1:47

[Mr432scott]

Pause at 1:42

hahaha

i love free baggle fridays

but i wish i got to punch my boss in the face like that

[liz987951]

As an aspiring cook, that hollandaise sauce mix made my soul did just a bit.

[ShaTayTayRockz]

i know how to do your mom :)

[RagingLion]

Your boss has the best hilarious falls after you punch him. Love it!

[glaztheman]

Awesome cover

[eeli1]

I loved that wink hahaha :)

[sikvicinsd]

he knocked him OUT!HA HA!@

[sikvicinsd]

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[101TheShaggy]

Your Mum

[sikvicinsd]

@101TheShaggy what



[101TheShaggy]

@sikvicinsd I know how to do your mum

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

What do I know how to do?

Not know how to play heartbreaker and poach an egg. (:

[Mikazha]

I know how to play Olive You by Dave Days, and juggle (but not simultaneously).

[finalblow613]

i know how to wink!!!!! *wink*

[lilmisskaikai]

lol! your hollandaise looks like mushy peas, my man! the benatar was more appetising than the eggs i think!! *wink*

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[Buaam]

i know how to love someone on youtube

[ArtemusRex]

Love this video... but shouldn't you have toasted the English muffins?

[GregTheBarge]

Awesome

[Poonybug]

At 1:36 I seriously couldn't stop laughing for 30 seconds cause it caught me so off guard.

I'm still giddy with giggles.

[MannyZtheWolfWarrior]

1:42 has got to be the most epic faceshot of your boss ever. :3

[MimzyFoo]

Well..I know how to..

[Pandapups]

best free bagel friday ever :D

[whiteboyzcandance]

@Pandapups what was that song

[Koru]

That was the best (only) face-shot of your boss I've ever seen.

Also, was that kid at the end reading a yearbook?

[DaMrFish]

You blocked out your sh*t with a ding rather than a shirt??

[kylestevens24]

pee standing up get some ladies

[iMacAddiction121]

I love the title

[Nomad6763]

LIAM>?!?!?!?!?1

[Deathnotez123]

i know how to do my precalculus homework :D

[yobhsiFehT]

lol That's gotta be one of my favorite winks... I don't really know why, but... ~shrug~

[konar96]

i can devide by zero ......... with magic

[Pierce9294]

I tried to stop watching your videos for more than a day and failed

[Scl41horses]

I made egg noodles with flour salt and egg yolks. :D

[tadshackles]

1:40 made my entire day!

I love you Wheezy! (in a totally non-day way... Not that there is anything wrong with that...)

[cloudkage]

1.36

One of your best.

[yvonnewit]

boo for burnt bacon!

[HCLAMCORFIX]

@yvonnewit I think you mean yum

[Terza94]

@yvonnewit itws called crispy

[Lampa05]

Now I know how to fit a Laptop in my armpit :)

[xSkyeCrackerx]

I'd like to learn what song he was playing

[frankjuuh]

America has Knorr?! Much respect for the sauce.

[raylal97]

your mom

[DooDoodleyLou]

I dont know how to drive a stick. I am now buying one.

[BlaineKavanaghTV]

@wheezywaiter Where can i buy/download your songs =]

[Zzarch]

I honestly would have eaten it.

[R3zD0g]

i know how to add this vid to my favorites

[lidiluvu]

I'm going to learn how to do a sideways glide. Like the moonwalk sorta, but sideways. =D this aughta be interesting!

[SuperEmjo]

I'll make you feel pure.

[grooveclubhouse]

I know how to partition a logical drive...

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

You should make a playlist of all your videos about breakfast.

[beastintwin2]

i broke my leg my arm and my hip... asshole jk!! lol ahahahah you you fell for it ashahahahah

[IssyRedbird]

I know how to watch Wheezy Waiter!!!

[poutrageous85]

You're the perfect man.

[mshammerheadshark]

WIN for SMART BALANCE BUTTER!

[Next2Fire]

pleeeze provide mp3 download <3 i want this on my iPod!

[09godmann]

I know how to make coincidences awesome!

[thiscantbetaken12321]

i know how to cure cancer... ok i lied. i do know how to breathe

[rockdup99]

I know how to post a comment

[turtletarian2]

WTF U DIDNT PROMOTE UR SHIRT!!!

[DaxterX77]

i can clap with one hand! i would upload a video but its not unique... maybe i shouldnt have taught my friends...

[ZEROcounit]

YES!!!! I jumped out of my seat like I was at a football game and gave the "goal" sign with my arm when you punched your boss! Wheezy 3: Boss 0!!!

[MrTofuRobot]

whats the song when he punches his boss?

[ihartrory]

@MrTofuRobot I know how to answer that ;)

it's Don't you want me baby by Human League

[sweitzman5]

I miss breakfast songs...

[sublime88sublime]

you have to melt the butter then add milk, then the dry mix

[clearlyme2u]

Really !

How hard is Hollandaise sauce...the real kind? 

Not very.

[Mer1002]

You're a beautiful singer.  <3

[RobotSmiley]

I now can make a field bag out of nothing but duck tape! :D

[FluffyWhiteWolf1]

SING PAT BENATAR'S HEART-BREAKER CORRECTLY and WHISTLE LOUDLY!

[debrouillard123456]

That is like the best free bagel friday, OF ALL TIME!

[Marcoj1988]

haha.. :D "Knorr" is a german food maker.. :D i didn´t know before that he sells his products in the USA.. wow.. :P

[HydroPillify]

wow i liked it when he knew it was free bagel day so he punched his boss in the face like all th times

[grandtheftauto1233]

lmfao this video owned

[iLauraLou]

That poached egg looked pretty darn good.

[MegaShawnk]

i have a new apple stuff skype.and it is cool, fun,good,

[ForesakeTheCake]

I have that same plate. O_O Hm, I can make hollandaise from scratch. Much tastier in my opinion.

[renku56]

I know how to take apart 1994 year Honda VT1100C model engine and assembling it again, I have done it like 4 times, my skill level is like master or something ;)

[decem10ber]

Two friends in the mid 1980s were at my house and Pat Benatar was on the turntable when the phone rang.

I then turned the volume down to answer the phone and three times I had to go back and ask to leave the volume down.When my juvenile acting friends kept turning her back up in volume,I removed her album from the 1965 Magnavox slammed the record to the floor

to see it shatter in a million pieces.

"NOW TURN IT UP!"

"Don't you mess around! NO! NO! NO!"

[H057IL3]

I can play "Get The Funk Out". Yup.

[jazzyblue77]

eww that hollandaise looks like shit lol

[sireljack]

what song is that?

[blerbele632]

heartbreaker by pat benatar

[jimilinuxguy]

Take a job without knowing any of the skills needed to do the job. Then fake your way through it until you do. Then, put down anyone who disagrees with you.

[fermerwuvu]

wheezy..your songs are seriously good..

[luluparamore]

I learned to watch some guy do stuff...

O_o

[pi21nc355]

I freaking laugh my ass off every time you punch your boss. It never gets old. I almost hit my head on the coffee table. :[

What a good sport, too. LMFAO.

[RockerDynamic]

"Oh shit it's Bagel Friday!"

*next scene* *punches boss in face for bagel*

You're awesome :D

[JadeyChi]

<3 at Ivens.

I'm glad you later made the Hollendaise sauce again. That stuff was nasty looking...

[stuckelini]

i love free bagel friday!

[mjshofar]

dude you did a bad job of cencoring the OH SHIRT i pretty much heard th really word and besides you didnt over-lay the shirt audio

[LewiisCooper]

i Know How To Lick a Potato

[TinkerbellKat]

How in the world did you convince your boss to let you punch him in a bunch of video bits? lol

[tubbysnake3]

Love the ending!

"Oh shit its free bagel friday!"

LOL

[jennabunnykins]

I wish I could punch my boss like that..

[Sweeney113]

the cover was good until about half way lol

there isn't much i can do

[splicegrrl]

I noticed on this viewing that your boss' shoe comes off as he is thrown backwards. Hilarious. He rocks.

[lamasarecool101]

this is the best free bagel Friday punch so far XD

[simplyplainethan]

Your cooking skills for formidable

[KateyMateyLaa]

I'm so glad I found your channel. I love you already =/

[pancaketrouble]

Dude, you are exploding all over the YouTubes.

[danasmana]

yupp toddly00 promoted him now hes gettin famous

[thegadgetdude]

I know how to make glasses...yeah I'm cool.

Great video, dunno how you keep them at 2mins, I always fail to make a point within a reasonable amount of time.

[PinkAntenna]

Ahahahahaha. You are great.

[chuckfleener]

Well done but learn the lyrics. Really funny! Make more... please. :-)

[Joekins89]

Wheezy o' beezy you did it again. Nice!

[consumatron]

aww... you took my advice on poaching.

I feel loved... or used...

either way, suits me just fine!

[Gilbinator]

That was wonderfully, disgustingly terrible. Thank you.

I know how to bake a cheesecake! (In theory)

[EthanLoomis]

freaking hilarious. good show good show.

[tehkillerbunny]

i now know how to play guitar hero! (i know, its a lame accomplishment compared to learning how to play heartbreaker/poaching and egg, but i try)

[CLCSDB]

"oh, if you insist." ha ha nice!!!

[phampants]

ah free bagel friday. the fact that you're boss is so cool for u to punch him like so makes friday just freaking awesome

[crazzyriley]

omg i can do a hand stand 0.0

[chrisontv88]

I know how to film a wink for you tomorrow.

[wheezywaiter]

well, do it!

[killerpenguin2]

@wheezywaiter what song is playing during the free bagel friday

[Joekins89]

You amuse me, waiter of breathing difficulties

[OhNoCheerios]

can i give a wink?!?!

[alotofcheese76]

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

i know how to play cello =D

[sunnyE09]

um. you are basically awesome. made of awesome i think.

dftba

[obitoxitachi]

wow. i love you so much. you're so amazing, i just can't wrap my mind around it!~

[RahOhReplica]

oh boy xD ily

[whoaitsliketaylor]

I know how to successfully fit my entire body through a hanger. What now?

[particularlylazy]

That is simply amazing.

[wheezywaiter]

wow! you're going places!

[whoaitsliketaylor]

I know! I'll have no problems finding a job once they find out I can fit through a hanger.

[lunaticaution]

I love you. Seriously

[KaoruKat]

my god.

that was the best punch I've ever seen! XD

[iaMyla]

awesome!

[pilocrates]

that was one wheezy cover

[DanaEatsYou]

THe punch heard round the world. Awesome.

[JRocker921]

that puch was epic.

[Cadwaladr]

I know how to add fractions in my head because I went to cabinetmaking school. I guess I also know how to make cabinets.

[ginestera]

Yeah...you're cool. And Chicago Rooocks!

[MaryAnimated]

Lol...I was gonna say...What about your bagels?

kudos on the song ;)

[EskimoWizard]

ahah that was adorable.

I'm glad i'm home early from school to enjoy such things

(not that this wouldn't have still been up the usual time I get home)

[wheezywaiter]

hey kids, stay in school!

[atiugapmas1]

lol I had finals today, and got to come home 4 hours early wahoo! I have a right to be home ;P and NOT in school

[StephanieLeighFromEG]

that looked surprisingly delicious!

[qrkyboy]

you've outdone yourself once again and made me hungry in the process :p awesome vid, and def should get more guys to realize that a man who can't cook...is...well, sad. :/ (no comment on those who can't sing!)

[omgmhazzrocks]

its ivensssssssss! :)

xx

[ImBeverley]

It's Mhazz! :) You are the bee's knees in YouToon!

[mangaloverme]

go youtoon!

[Ash9214]

I know how to make tissues levitate and hover over small children :]

9 years of magic FTW lmao

[FionaZero]

I am very good at rolling/folding together sleeping bags so they fit in the bag.

[justanthy]

You never fail to impress. I'm in awe of your mad egg poaching/Pat Benataring skillz.

[RickCoppola]

great video, man u rock!

[page12345]

awe, man u deserve WAYYYYYYY more subscribers! (:

[souprawr]

i can recite the periodic table of elements backwards and do jumping jacks on my head while talking to zac efron about politics.

[JohnsHouseofFun]

Haha...yet another fun video.

[frazzified]

Nothing. I have no talents. This video depressed me.

[JrockMuse]

I can speak Japanese :D

[AllisonnosillA]

i am the worst egg poacher on the planet. YOU...are not.

[WrittenInDork]

Hahah, hilarious.

[P00P0STER0US]

omg One can buy hollandaise sauce mix. Never thought of that. Oh I think I'm in trouble now.

[wheezywaiter]

yes, it tasted delicious. didn't look right, though....I mean....I didn't eat it...I had a bagel.

[HatticusRex]

pat benetar!!!

IVENS!!

EEEGGSSS!!

[imzUnicorn]

You make the best videos.

I know how to speak Spanish.

[Allkerswarthy]

LOL! that looked like a mighty fine poached egg there!

...I know how to entice the squirrels out of the trees with just a piece of paper, some gaffer tape and a david bowie mask... .... that may be a lie....

[bassownz]

that was hillarious

[pixonu]

I know how to cut wigs.

That looked tastier than a McMuffin!

[tehjummie]

Free Bagel Friday = Heaven.

ZOMG!111!11!! Its Blogmaths!!11!!

[halodude71]

that breakfast look TASTY! i want some : )

[jdjdbig]

I know how to point and click.

I wish I was talking about my computer.

[realism18]

I know how to comment, rate and subscribe

:)

[blath]

Hahahahahahaha.

[Onthebrokenroad]

lmfao th bagel thing hahah

[hexachordal]

I know how to add people on skype.

HINT.