[02/17] I Just Wanna Slap You!!

[SyedIsTheBLACKMen]

If you want to slap, slap of me die!  if not dead, I went looking for you!...

[bonanahh]

"Get along like a house on fire." Never heard that expression before, and I must use it as much as possible now.

[TheMidnightSymphony]

okay, okay.... what does he hate? i didn't catch that at all..

[emzRAWRx]

OMGG YOURR SO CUTE!

Can i take you home and eat you? O:)

[iwillnotmurderyou]

I am just so glad 5AG chose Johnee. He is sooooo cute and bright, he makes me happy everytime I watch his videos. Johnee, I love that you love smiling because I absolutely LOVE your smile! Don't ever stop smiling! :)

[jumbobobcleo]

actually, this guy makes me happy too. he is delightful.

[BEATdownBRONWEN]

What city are you from?

[BEATdownBRONWEN]

What city are you from? 

[alexxbamsey]

Your such a cutie! Can i please have you?

[SAMsite5000]

Number three was luan legacy

[bonanahh]

Get along like a house on fire...?

[bebenic]

you guys are all awesome.

[Rozzynotrosie]

Haha...sooo buhbye...ya hoe

[hugovsky5]

you're such a happy person! I love that!!! XD

[MusicNinj4]

You're so cute. I love you <3

[aznguymetal]

I love Johnny...... he the only normal looking one of 5AG.

[chloedice]

@aznguymetal =O TYLER!!!

[dyld921]

What's that supposed to mean? :(

[aznguymetal]

I'm saying that he look more masculine than the other 5AG.

[dyld921]

I know what you mean. It's not nice to say that. It's like saying un-masculine guys are abnormal. It's ridiculous to even assume that 'masculine' is 'normal'. It's entire concept is abstract. Everyone thinks differently.

(maybe you haven't noticed, but he isn't at all more masculine. it's all on perspective)

[EverythingJunkie]

hmmm

[hillsdale150]

Maybe next time you send out messages to those who always post you hate comments. You should make a tally sheet , let's see who's on top of the list. I'm sure they'll be the same people. Regards to you!

[TheSolemnface]

I read all of your video titles in an Australian accent....

[lyssalee306]

i just can get over how adorable you are.

[TheVainDude]

i loved ur monkey impression :D very convincing ! :P

[144md]

god. LUV YOU!!!

[hinduboi2]

which one is chris craigman? huhhh? :)

[knete64]

you. are. so. cute.

[bobbyturnip]

very! :D

[Arrialovesyou]

WATCH YOUR VIDEO WITH CAPTIONS!!!!! It is so so so so funny!!!

[utterlyherolike]

Why are you squinting, you're already Asian, that's the default setting.

[johneepixels7]

LOL i'm sorry it stresses you out. :D

[Jc2theW]

ok you could do well on the 5ag, but what makes your videos original? I just think that you're like everyone else out there--as good as your vids are.

[johneepixels7]

thank you for your opinion! :D sure, i could be like everyone else out there but I'm still my own person and i edit videos the way i want to. I don't intend on copying.. PLUS how original is anything these days? PS: please tell me someone who counted non-chronologically whilst pressing buttons on the screen.. yes, i'm one of the few doofus' who did that! :D

[Jc2theW]

true--originality is hard to find these days. I do hope that you did not take my comments to be harsh towards you. You are cute and love the accent. I think you'll fit in well, I'm just asking what kind of things can you bring to the table? ;)

Challenge #1 GO! lol

[heyitsjai]

i know about jessica because i heard running back when i was in aus! she IS amazing :D

[maxmomroxy]

You're so adorable. I just want to dunk you in my coffee.

[courtneypuspos]

yeah, dudeneedaeaseonup is totallllly number four. i hope.

you guys would be soooo cute together!

[tessademers]

hahaha rap ending ftw. niceee : )

oh and you're adorable.

[Cristaaaaal44]

pretty much thee most adorable gay.

[tjciullo]

i cannot stop watching ur right eyebrow go up, down, up, down, up, down, squint eyes, up again, down squint eyes some more, up, down, up, down. great video though :D

[HymacR]

Your monkey face is soooo cute!

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

I'm -ooooobviously- number four amirite? ...Eh? Guys? ...Anyone?

[soundlyawake]

dude: nope. definitely me.

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Well it looks like we're going to have to fight to the death for Johnee's affection. I'll meet you at sundown.

[soundlyawake]

DONE.

[johneepixels7]

:D XD

[Rockismylove]

none of the videos u put in the description r available in my country o.o ... ur monkey face is the same my cousin does hahaha

[Ralydolly22]

you are freaking adorable.

[andyboirules]

nice,and you do have a great smile and you make me smile...

[coollikeyodais]

Such a funny little monkey

[LAFOF0238]

Cute guy! Fun video kiddo!

[MatMorrisInGermany]

Dear you,

thank you for making wednesday the favourite day of my week.

love, mat

[johneepixels7]

Too sweet Mat!

[joeizzaproductions]

Johnee, you are hands down my #5,4, & 1!!!!!

[johneepixels7]

aww thanks Joe!

[TheRealKingBob]

oo oo ee ee .. ahh ahh ? <3

[ashiamalashia]

Johnee you brighten up my wednesdays.

[robzombierocks45]

#3 is fred XD

[johneepixels7]

Nope it isn't :D

[gothamguys]

My guess.....#5 is Stevie, right?

[johneepixels7]

Can't be any of the 5AWESOMEGAYS past or present :D

[MikeHawk728]

So I have to sayy... I think my Monkey face is better =X

Good try though. Hahaha.

[loserluigi]

Hmm... I wish one of these peeps you talk about were meeee haha <3

I'm holding my breath for the day you get internet and you and Jasmine and I can iChat again!

ok, not really holding my breath... otherwise I'd die. lol but you know what I mean :P

[johneepixels7]

iChat will be amazing for sure! <3 it'll be another 2 weeks i think. SUCKY eh? :( i'm not sure how long i can cope with this limited net. Thank god for nice roomies :D

[jtizzle1017]

I LOVE YOU. You have become one of my favorite youtubers. Love Wednesdays!

[iloveestickers]

haha i like your sideways smile

[johneepixels7]

my sideways smile likes you! :3 @iloveestickers

[TheVictoria106]

why do you squint one eye? haha

[theamericanxp]

I loved your Monkey Face! lol. You should do it every Tuesday. ha ha. - Donte | whatsthetgir

[johneepixels7]

Tues? lol...

[ackpinkchick8]

one of your eyes is always squinty

[fidget68]

Yeah, that always bugs me for some reason. At the same time, it's kind of cute though. :3

[johneepixels7]

:) :)

[prprinceset987]

"get along like a house on fire"? HA!

[OMGtrish]

lol specifically millipedes?

[KeylimeRonnie]

was 5 about Stevie!?

[johneepixels7]

nope.. it can't be about the 5AG @KeylimeRonnie

[JayeAsakura]

Sony has blocked America from viewing the "Burn" video (on copyright grounds lol)

[johneepixels7]

oh wow! aww :( it's a great song!

[harvardlawfan]

he hates what? mill pegs?

[fidget68]

milipedes. At first I thought he said Mill peas lol.

[Arrialovesyou]

will you please PLEASE do a video outside? It's very much winter here in minnesota, and it would be wonderful to see some scenery without all this snow.

[johneepixels7]

i will see what i can do.. i have an iMac and it isn't as portable as Macbooks!! :D

[aznchic01]

you're soooo cute it's not even fair~~ lol

[passingexitsigns]

I LOVE YOUR SHORTS

where'd you get them?

[daadstaz]

Lol when you did the monkey face you looked a lot like Taylor Lautner

[JkLmNoPx]

isnt it weird having summer in february and winter in july? lol

[impericia]

no it's not, half of the world has it

[OMGtrish]

lol this perplexes me as well.

[joc868]

pleaseeee let me be # 4!!!!!!!!!!! =) lol

[NileSings]

Ya' Ho! lol another great wednesday!

[MCRProductions09]

Love.

[310BPM]

"...you hoe." i lol'd.

[TheRossTube]

I think just about everyone is hoping at least one of those 5 was about them haha.

[Alex90680]

I have that shirt Johnny has! It's from Threadless and it's called Honey Moon! Hooray Johnny!

[avatarmeeee]

i likeh im xD but one of his eyes are like o.<

[MrsxEdwardCullen96]

Omjae, I want to know who these are too! Geez, and you are so cute. I saw that every week on your videos. But, it's just so true. :)

[hawknobility]

hahaha my friend from high school wanted to write a book called "simple pleasures for simple minds" about all the stupid things we would do that we found so amusing. your comment at the beginning of the video reminded me of this :D

and seriously i wish we could be friend irl. you are so awesome! :)

[luccawarrior]

i wish these didn't have to be secretttts!

[1111scream]

oh kiss me already!

zac

ireland

[crs0831]

Johnee!! I look forward to your videos more and more every week.

I loved how when talking about Michael being on the market and when you were saying "we'll create some mischief", you tried to sound so evil and such. But you're just too nice for that! I can't imagine you being anything but a pure sweetheart.

[johneepixels7]

LOL i'm not as innocent as you may think! i don't think. @crs0831

[crs0831]

Ahaha is Britney Spears writing your replies now?

"I'm not. that. innocent!"

:D

Just kidding.

You > Britney

And that's saying a lot because I love me some Britney (guiltily).

[jerikm2007]

I think u are so fun. and cute

[WilleS3rd]

I would so "create some mischief" with you

lol

[Rachael2011ful]

I love your cute little face :)

[soundlyawake]

I. Can't. Wait. Til. You. Come.

[gunnarolla]

soundlyawake: nicola! down, boy!

[soundlyawake]

gunnarolla: no andrew, UP boy. i mean... O_O um.

[johneepixels7]

BAHAHA @soundlawake

@gunnarolla nicola!!!!!!!!

[skully732]

lol, good bye... yo

a new catch phrase in progress??

[teporchuchis]

i hate male penis my self they are not creapy to me they just look nasty

[thornekatt]

ho ho ho ho, ya hoe! = D

[circlenostar]

Your videos always brighten up my day without fail! Too bad one of the anonymous things wasn't about a singing youtuber... just kidding! XD

[derebin]

I wish you had left little hints as to who they are. :(

None of these are guessable like Korey's were.

[memet358]

you do the same slanty smile by bf does. just fyi

[johneepixels7]

@memet358 slanty smile! hahaha loves

[frodohasthering]

the way you say your name makes me melt inside with cuteness. and the constant joy on your face is contagious :D

[123whee]

I love him, don't mind the haters Johnee. ^^

[johneepixels7]

@123whee :D thanks muchly!

[TruColorsShiningThru]

You remind me of a "Wiggle" and not in a bad way lol. You are adorable.

[summerfrog05]

you are so cute and amazing<3

legit is a fun word

is #3 Fred? cause I want to slap him!

[codyboy789]

lol ya ho!!!

[h8tznvme06]

im like in love with you lol...your so cute....

[lovealways1sda]

I've gotta say #4 is communitychannel. lol...since you said "same town" and not, like, same country or continent, and she's a verrrrryyyy well-known Australian YouTuber and she's positively amazing :)

[TheJonnyBShow]

"IF" we lived in the same town.

[johneepixels7]

@lovealways1sda as much as i love communitychannel, i wouldn't date her.. cos i'm gay! lol

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Small minded based off a 5 minute video? You are what's wrong with the youtube community.

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Is your opinion here necessary? If you don't like someone, there's no reason to say it unless you're trying to hurt someone's feelings. It's disgusting. Do you enjoy trying to hurt people?

[sxckuku]

Hehe, you're so lovely :)

[RukkelIRL]

"so yeah bye...yo" hahaha

Your videos are so fun to watch!

[highoncharmed]

i say number 3 is whatthebuck lol cause he annoys the crap out of me ... so ya do i get it right lol

[johneepixels7]

@highoncharmed no, i like Whatthebuck :D :D

[highoncharmed]

@johneepixels7, dam ok guess its just me lol.... great vid by the way and i love your videos so glad you got the spot on 5ag

[homoalways1]

Three is Fred?

lol

[thefangirl09]

You're so funny and energetic. :)

[mfid118]

No u da ho.

[lucasamp24]

*hugz* ily <3

[TheEmptypot]

Gaaah With every video you make I love you even more! XD You're so awesome!

[alaninnh]

Johnee, I certainly won't say that you've made me forget about Stevie, but I will say that you have allowed Wednesdays to remain fun. I think you are a natural addition to the collab.

[johneepixels7]

@alaninnh thank you so much! :D

[motest08]

Everyone thinks that millipedes are creepy.

[tinymarina]

oh i'd love a message from you guys! lol

[cheer4sunshine123]

xD i love you.

[asoberprep]

Very cute cheers from Fort Lauderdale:)

[xonicolexo212]

i want to become best friends with you, you're so adorable<3

[Aranel1200]

i bet a million bucks that number 3 was Fred XD

[BlancType6]

i'm really warming up to you :D

[thechrisappeal]

you are amazzzzzzzing!!!!! i want to know who this amazing person is!? you rock...like always...:D

[johneepixels7]

YOU are amazing @thechrisappeal <3

[supergirlnancy1]

<3 lol awesome video!

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[cantresist17]

Johnee, you're quite adorable! :)

[oliviathefolkie]

I once spent all of July in North Queensland (no pun intended - that's where I went in Australia), which is winter there. It was mostly in the 70s and 80s (Fahrenheit), so I can only imagine how hot it would be in the summer! Although, Yungaburra is probably a ways from where Johnee lives.

[Hellen813]

lol I totally heard "shitless Michael" instead of shiRtless. I love your accent , it makes me smile ))

[johneepixels7]

@Hellen813 THAT'S HILARIOUS! SHITLESS MICHAEl. oh man.

[gypsygal87]

you are probably one of my fave 5AG's now. just fyi :)

but i still love all of you :) LOTS. <3

[Jasey2007]

this new one sucks

[johneepixels7]

@Jasey2007, i suck good. but unfortunately for you, you'll never experience that.

[koolzies]

OH SNAP!

[griffybabyyyy]

were all your comments about the same person? hmm

i got confused after you said you want to slap them, yet take them back to your momma!

hmm...

<3

[TomModernMedia]

I keep asking this question on all of the vids this week... but no one replies....

so I think I have sussed that there about five different people. I can't think who any of them are though....?

[griffybabyyyy]

but with the other 2 guys it seemed like it was all about 1 person!

i'm so confused LMFAO!

i don't have any idea!

[johneepixels7]

Each number is a different person :D

[griffybabyyyy]

oh i see xP hmm. i'll have to rewatch and see if i can figure them all out xP

still annoyed at yoiu for getting wednesday over me xP jks

[A2plusrobert]

I realllly hope our number 3 is about the same person! :)

[A2plusrobert]

Or rather, I hope that your number 3 is the same is my number 5!